Gawr Gura’s Mind-Blowing Minecraft SpeedRun!

Hello what is up what is up everyone how are you today how was your day how’s your day what did you do today guess what i did today i’ll tell you what i did today i tried doing this i tried speed running i i got i got so pissed off i rage quit

And then and then i went ahead and i played yeah i did this for a little while a couple hours it was like probably like two hours two hours was it practicing trying to figure it all out cause like i i’ve seen it happen i’ve been watching watching people do this

But like doing it on your own and watching people do it is like three to three four five different things sorry i’m rolling around in my chair anyway but yeah then i reached quit and i played uh what is it called val valheim i played valheim for like five hours today

Because i didn’t have anything else to do today played freaking valheim for five hours in which case i got even more upset i was even more rage gamer rage because i kept dying and i and they the black forest was sandwiched in between two vertical right angle hills

And i couldn’t get up and there was trolls chasing me and i just was there was uh there was a cave and there was there there was a cave right there’s tons of caves there’s a black forest there’s tons of caves and i kept going

In the cave and i didn’t see that there was a one or two star skeleton hiding amongst the other newbie skeletons so i went into the skeleton cave swinging and i got my butt whooped by i got my ass kicked by a two-star skeleton and then i couldn’t get back uh

I’m in a great mood today i actually am i’m fine i’m just very tired and a little salty anyway so it might be a short stream today we’re gonna have to we’re just gonna have to wait and see did you guys play have you guys played valenheim

Is that how i say it bellheem balham it’s like viking role play the game yeah you like uh you you pick your character i don’t know you like i don’t build stuff anyway yeah valheim i think it just came out it’s a really it’s a pretty new game

I think he came out actually like days ago maybe last week or something yeah this one is fun oh my god the seed that i got is that what you call it no the seed of minecraft that i got i spawned uh in a village in a village

Did all the things that i had to do in the village right found a lava pool instantly almost right and then everything went downhill very very quickly but um anyway anyway that’s my day today uh so yeah let’s let’s play this minecraft i don’t know i’m just

I’m just in the mood to do it to be honest i’m kind of in the mood to play behind but uh you guys know how it goes here uh so oh also another thing uh i i’m gonna be playing project diva this week i don’t remember which day i think it’s uh

February 19th february 19th friday february 19th i’ll be playing diva so if you like project diva if you want to watch the rhythm game shark play more rhythm games that’ll be good uh also because that was the very first rhythm game well it wasn’t the very first rhythm game i ever

Played but that was the first rhythm game that i ever sat down and said okay i’m actually gonna get good at something i’m gonna get good at a game then i did so uh anyway we’re gonna play minecraft where’s the game come on it’s ready yeah okay so before we start uh

I have never i have never completed minecraft the game i’ve never gotten the end screen i’ve never gotten to the i’ve seen the ender dragon now but i’ve never seen it in game i’ve never gotten to that part i have no idea the only thing that i’ve seen

The only the only thing that i’ve seen is the uh whoever speed runs it if you speed run it that’s what i see but uh anyway why is it i have a question why are there all these like lines and stuff that didn’t make sense never mind okay so single player

Very new world i think i don’t know yeah let’s go ah like okay when you get into that when you get into the end the end right you see like a bunch of lines everywhere lines yeah yeah it’s like uh is that is it like a what Wireframe Random scene random c timer this is practice mode we don’t need a timer pillars i don’t know maybe it’s something people are up i don’t know yeah okay so this is practice because like i said um i don’t know i’m just not let’s be real here

Am i a bit over my head absolutely do i care not really listen who are the top who’s got the the fastest minecraft run in history who’s the fastest in history right and then bad up have it away dream dream foursome amelia watson i didn’t know that why didn’t she tell me that

Well to the top minecraft speedrunners my message to you is ready clip this tell them tell them dear minecraft speedrunners my name is gargura and i may be a bumbling idiot as of right now but one day one day i’ve already messed up one day

My name will be next to yours my name will be above yours one day as i gargura will be minecraft speedrun pro enjoy your time at the top now buddies yeah three four the five the blue six i don’t know i really like challenge guru why are you doing this i really

Like challenge um i don’t know i feel like i don’t know i just like challenge i want to challenge myself i don’t want to wait one two three i just want to challenge myself that’s literally it you guys should also want to challenge yourselves it’s fun yeah but what if people point

And laugh at you people are gonna point and love you no matter what do i have the thing to beat you up oh my god hello album what happened i’ll get there eventually don’t you worry don’t you worry yeah i also get running into the problem today that i could never find lava

Just dig down for an eternity never to find any lava also i know there’s probably like numbers of stuff you need to know to have them i mean i don’t know actually because i’ve been watching speedruns and i i see that i think i watched a little bit of

A 47 speed run and he just seemed to kind of just do his thing you know where is the gravel baby whereas whereas other streamers tend to be a bit more frantic i guess i need this even though okay this is what i learned from speedrunning i learned that you don’t necessarily need

Um you actually don’t need flint to start you don’t need flint to start the portal i didn’t know that Where is my flint speedrun shark yeah okay i know some of you’re probably like dura guru a speedrunner of minecraft yeah right sharky keep dreaming keep german sharky pins yeah well where’s my flint make a shovel i could i just want to get it here though cause it’s here

Should i be ideally shouldn’t i be digging it so okay whatever we’ll go we’re gonna do other stuff ba how many beds do we have i learned that beds blow up the ender dragon also is the background music okay where are you okay you already found your houses let’s go

Do your best absolutely do your best do your best do your best do your best to beat the best beast he i think he dropped five that’s pretty good hey that’s pretty good so yeah for those who kind of played uh but what was it called again

Easy i’m a bit low okay we’ll turn it up we’ll turn it up well valheim i played the game for five hours and i still can’t remember what it’s called you guys like it so far i like it i didn’t like it a lot during because i kept dying but um

When i when i sat back and thought about it a bit i realized actually this game is pretty cute hey this game’s pretty cute it’s all right where did i leave that crafting table i gotta make bread that i’m super dope i agree okay let me turn up to the music as well

Can you like what else do i need i really need i need flint you know that i need to do the thing with the lava it’ll be interesting to see if i remember how to um very interesting to see if i remember how to even do the lava thing because you see you

See people do it and they make it look really easy i need to make like a shovel or something i wouldn’t act i don’t think you’d have time to do this but i still i just i need more wood i have to sneeze really bad guys what do i do okay

Now there we go there we go where did it go give me my fling bless you thank you you guys are so sweet thank you Huh is there like a different way to go about this yeah you are you stinky stupid it’s actually i was actually because i played so much minecraft lately and seeing the similarities between well i guess there’s similarities with any game but um like you can find flint in valhan there’s like flint

And um you mine and you build stuff i couldn’t figure out how to rotate things even though they literally tell you everything they tell you how to do everything if your eyes are open um but as we know my eyes in the game are never open i am let me just get some

Can i use this as one Okay let’s see good we have everything we need we don’t have very many beds but that’s okay we have bed bed bed i usually see people they fill up the top here pillage i did i did i i think i took every bed i don’t think we have that many

I usually fill up this top row right here with beds um now usually i see if people dig down because now you need to find lava because now you need to get into the ender correct maybe now we need to find a pool of lava because

You can’t use anything but a pool of lava from what i’ve understood did i leave my crafting table nose right here uh okay let’s go far away hey look at that oh baby you imagine if i was actually good at speed running oh are you kidding me are you okay

I really don’t need those you guys well we’re not actually speed running so come here so let me kick your butt i just spit i just spent how much time yeah yeah yeah whatever this work this is not a pool of lava technically this wouldn’t work right

There might be gold here but there’s not going to be anything else this is only one source block right ow i don’t think that’ll work right yeah no it’s not enough you think we could get lucky and find uh we can find maybe we can find more

Wanna dig down guys should we dig down all in favor of digging down say i may we should build something let’s not let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s let’s we can dig down uh I okay we’re gonna dig down then let’s take down here uh before i dig down though i think i want to just double check that i have why did i grab that i don’t need that i don’t need you i needed that oh diddy uh okay let’s dig down screw it

We have water again okay one two three four i declare a dumb word So what day is today saturday i always think uh i kept thinking today was two days ahead just take down do you guys think if we dig down deep enough or we come out the other side two three four five six seven your water is water this way let’s go this way

You thought i was gonna die when i dug down are you surprised are you surprised huh let’s go this way maybe we’ll find like a ravine my goodness is dark i hear lava there’s lava there’s lava there’s lava nice nice nice let’s go let’s go let’s go

Okay there’s lava to the right of me you guys play uh minecraft with subtitles on wait where is that lava okay found it hello i thought i heard you let’s make all let’s make an iron pickaxe oh boy I don’t have any cold but i have wood that’s right right you can use wood can i use this please work yes nice hopefully that’ll be enough okay nice Okay we gotta go this way does that work okay they work we got one we need um can we use this i don’t know where the no okay do you think we can do it with this do you think this is enough i don’t know if this is enough

If we did it this way oh god i don’t know if i remember how to do this we have a water bucket here i think i think you put a block in the middle is this right if okay we put a block in the middle here

My brain is trying to remember how i did this it’s easier to work with lava from the surface yeah i was able to do this before though i just got to take my time and actually remember how to do it okay you are thinking correct yes yes

I was able to do it i messed up uh and then i i rage quit but i i was able to do it and then the first time i did it i messed up pretty bad second time i did it i jumped into the lava and then i died and that also made

Me mad and i don’t remember the other times i tried it okay let’s just one in the middle no wait it’s not one in the middle it’s one to this it is one in the middle i don’t know Am i about to royally mess this up all right and then you build this weird like it makes me think of a cactus even though it’s it’s not a cactus it’s a stone cactus a stack this here we go you guys think valheim would be good for a stream um i don’t know

I don’t know if it would honestly if i’m being honest i don’t know this is gonna work it’s gonna get messy i don’t know i don’t know how i feel about valham for stream necessarily is this high enough you do one more ounce and you do one here

Or is it one above this one like this this doesn’t look right oh well let’s let uh let’s let’s try it let’s try it oh okay we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine this is fine this is fine don’t worry about it don’t worry about it i got this stuff

Yeah blobby here we’re good we’re good okay wait no i can fix this i can fix this i can fix it don’t worry i can fix this i can fix this i can fix this i can fix this it’s not enough yet hold

On hold on to your f’s it’s not an f yet don’t worry about it i can fix this is this deep enough i just gotta figure out a way to uh okay if it’s Is that deep enough one two and then one two three am i gonna mess this up one two one if this touches this it turns into nice Do see this is when you like watch people and they’re like and i’m going wait can you do that again can you slow down i didn’t catch that all right so we have one two one two one two three once i get the hang of this i’ll be able

To do it much quicker it’s a lot faster than i was doing it earlier earlier i was really struggling what am i jumping into a stone okay one two i have a space i have one two three ten is the least amount you need three six seven eight nine ten

This is high enough then do i need to just do this then uh can i place this well it’s underwater yes one two foreign did i do this right i don’t feel like this is right why do i not feel like this is right is it because i can’t see

It all the way where’s the water source blog ah i think it’ll work it works it’s gonna work i think it’s gonna work but where’s the water source blood can i light this when it’s underwater i’ll never mind never mind never mind never mind okay not very fast but not bad for

Uh we actually did it this time so i’ll take it let me move my face up hello okay okay okay do that’s what i meant to build i don’t know if i have enough for a shield though okay here’s where coordinate schmorden is not gonna work for me because i’m

Going to forget because we just have to run essentially i’m pretty sure so um i need to figure out a way to remember this i’m just going to write it down for now so i’m going to write our x which is 45 white all right let’s go let’s go so we need

I need to build a i don’t have enough for uh okay we can’t have a shield no pumbaa hey hey hey this might be good we need to find you know that stream where it took us like an hour or so to find took like an hour to find the uh

Fortress i need to do that faster last time i found last time i found the fortress it was like over this type of area here so maybe do you think if i scale along this area we’ll be able to find it i shouldn’t make a boat maybe that’s how i think

Not ideal i don’t think but we’re gonna keep going no okay let’s see if this reaches around somewhere and then we can come out on the other side put spiro music what is speedrun music all i have access to is royalty free library maybe i can make my own

Playing a bunch of pots and pans here and make some hardcore beats beats beats beats beats i bought this like mix pad on the the go xlr i could just use that okay let’s get across this gap gura oh i’m in a bit of a pickle i’m gonna

Waste this pickaxe and i’m gonna have nothing oh this is not great let’s keep going okay if you were a fortress where would you be i feel like it’s here somewhere i want to say it’s here somewhere big large pools of lava let’s have a let’s have a gander

Fine we’re not fine because food is not on the hot bar now we’re fine now we’re fine hi pumbaa bye pumbaa this might not be good hello hello thanks for the boost there’s gotta be one here it’s so big look at this expanse of nothingness i shouldn’t is that something

I should increase my chunk viewage see more chunk i mean yeah i lived i need to i came from over there maybe i don’t know i’m in a bit of a pickle and i don’t know what to do so what do we do we don’t know what to do we dig

Up we go up there’s a way to cross it if we go up i came over there didn’t i gotta ride the striders also i have a question what’s up what’s the bastion because i know people say you need to find you need to find a fortress for the

The rods and then you need to find a bastion do i can’t tell what that is bastion is where you go to trade with the hoglands to get the ender pearls right show me where the fortresses let’s go this way lots of enderman’s here the enderman ones

Oh boy add a boy atta boy yeah i gotta get to an open space to run i’m in a i’ve kind of gone a very bad route we can fix it though we can find our way it’s gonna feel good ah okay okay start over do over i got a protein shake

Lazy to the point where food food is too much of a struggle so we just turned to the protein shakes and if i have too many i’m going to get protein shakes oh are villages like required or are they just the most popular way to go i understand why villages are i guess

Maybe they’re ideal are they ideal they seem to be ideal because there’s so many resources in one small area ow maybe we can be faster with the a little bit i don’t know if this is going to be Not required but a big shortcut yeah that makes sense it makes sense you can get you can get food you can get wood you can get beds you get literally so so much I don’t think i’m gonna get one here though i know nope it’s not looking like it we could start over we could just keep going with this one what do you guys think we should do we start over it’s so easy to start over aha

Oh i have a feeling deep in the pit of my my shark stomach yes that i was going to see a village here oh hurry hurry she says with no watch to keep her time the watch in my mind i wonder how many of you were saying

Restart and now look it we found a village and we got an iron goal have confidence and confidence i just hope there’s food here rip the village it’s it’ll work it’ll be fine it’ll be enough don’t worry don’t worry i’ve got this i’ve watched the speed run buying buying we need some food

There’s a song on the karaoke list tomorrow that i’m really excited about i wanted to uh i wanted to post just like a really random cover right just whip out the uke play out a song hit the record button and then upload it because i think that i

Don’t know it might be fun um but i’m waiting to hear back about it’s a copyright oh you’re right where’d i leave that crafting table buy the iron you’re in golem yeah i’m excited though okay we need to make food really fast is there a faster way to make bread I guess this works oh look at that an even number oh i need to ask you a question oh you good ew why did i say that that’s like the things you see on those really awful t-shirts you see it like hot topic i must ask you a question sunday is for sundays Okay i’m just gonna use dirt hey you you’re it uh-huh hey that’s three blocks high buddy i think there’s something in the water here that makes them taller i don’t have enough now this is bad this is bad this is bad this is bad this is not bad okay we’re fine is he

Coming he’s not coming up okay okay okay okay a shovel would be really nice right about now maybe we need four apparently they grow them taller here that’s right i’m on you buddy can i reach you from here Wait has it always been four and that yep okay okay okay okay nice three golem heights yeah okay i don’t know what i did then i messed up let’s take your beds though you don’t need these anymore make a new one you got sheep you can do it your npc

Villagers you got it uh i did start i started another world right uh another i think it was just like survival it was hardcore was it hardcore oh baby um and i spawned in the mesa it looks like it looks like the the grand canyon in the us you know

And i and i found this village right next to it and instead of like griefing and stealing everything that they had ever grown and lived for i decided that i wanted to help and build the village back up to its primus so i like because their gardening was an absolute mess

So i went ahead and i fixed all their i fixed their their plants and stuff and i rearranged their their like houses and i fixed all this stuff and i planted more stuff and where did i put my crafting table it’s not that hard do you guys ever do that with minecraft

Where the armor i will wear the armor i just need to find my crafting table You guys never do that though kind of fun and it like the the mesa houses i really like them because they used poles or they used like gate fence stuff to put the houses up on like on poles or something is it my inventory wouldn’t you look at that you guys now

We’ve got two hey it’s all right one day i’ll figure this out not that many beds unfortunately then we can find a lava pool strategy it’s a it’s a it’s a it’s not a strat i’m hungry i’m hungry and i’m sweaty at the same time oh god that is so uncomfortable

Hold on we’re gonna take a break i need to talk with you it’s been 50 minutes stop talking so fast stop thinking so slow take it in faster come on sometimes i talk fast you just have to learn to deal with it eat some kitkats no i got rid of those

As fast as i could and put them in my belly where they belong instead i have this protein shake yeah oh burn it’s been an hour it has not felt like an hour caffeine no caffeine today just pure i don’t know i don’t know what this is anyway

Make a shield yeah let’s make a shield uh because i have enough and we can get wood over here make make make yourself make the makers him I don’t make a shield again is it like i don’t know how to make a shield i gotta cheat i cheated okay what do we have we have beds we have cabo we have flint we have food we have we have enough wood we have some dirt we have some

Iron we have a stalnex pickaxe we have another stone x i could make another x or we could just go find a lava let’s go find lava Let’s go this thing where’s my headband i left it in the thumbnail you see it was either gonna be it was either that thumbnail or i was actually just gonna do it in microsoft paint but i thought that might be Oh god i thought that might be okay yeah i’m lazy but that’s too far unless i make a thumbnail in microsoft paint because i’m lazy but i pass it off as no no it’s i did it for the meme and you guys would be like oh okay hey bear iron Let’s take down here i don’t know what pittan means if i’m going to be honest i just i see the word a lot there’s a lot of words that i see and i just don’t know what they mean but i go along with it because everybody else seems to know

What they mean so if i just nod my head and go uh-huh You guys know what i mean oh water okay okay water i knew i for we got water don’t worry about it we got water i can hear water where’s the water this way i have turmeric i can’t hear it over my music why am i so worked up i’m literally just i’m

Literally just messing around in minecraft but i i feel like i have the shakes did i have a lot of sugar flat jokes everywhere don’t worry someday someday there’ll be something new what’s up oh has chiara’s song come out yet i think it comes out in like

It premieres pretty soon i’m excited you gotta go listen to it listen to it got some lapis now this last year all right let’s set up shop here how about we do that let’s go oh i’m so excited to play more luigi luigi uh what’s it called

House mansion party seven what is that over there okay okay okay okay we can hear though but if we mess up it’s good to know that we have other options over there are you guys keeping track of time for me oh no no no i was gonna say

Wow i’ve only this only took me three minutes holy macaroni no that’s kiara’s song from here okay don’t worry i’m not getting i’m not getting no listen the head might be in the clouds but i’m not that delusional don’t worry about it Okay let’s see if i know how to do this one last time i do remember how to do this one last time okay we just need to start with a flat surface uh like at least perhaps this might also not work i might have already messed it up um There we go maybe we’ll have to see we’re gonna have to just we’re just gonna have to see uh what am i doing stacking up beefing up boys okay did i or did i not fill this with water i did where did it go

Did i put it back did i double click it i double click did i or did it like can i blame ping it was a live spike the lag you guys used to land the like on me on your own it was the lag on you okay here we go here we go

This won’t reach too far will it this might mess it up but we’re gonna have to see let’s just do it let’s just do it let’s just do it i messed it up i messed it up i messed it up i messed it up okay that’s fine

I can fix this don’t worry about it i just have to assess the uh the damage that i’ve done but did i mess it up hold on maybe i didn’t mess it up maybe i messed it up slightly but not entirely maybe it’s not all gone yet

Not everything is lost yet i just have to figure out what i did wrong oh i know how to fix it i know how to fix it no i don’t but yes i do i do not yes i do um do i no i can still i can figure this out don’t f

Yet hold on to your f’s i know i know i know i know it’s hard i know the urge to i know it’s hard the urge is there to f in the chat but please hold out for me all right this isn’t that hard guru

I needed a two by three by two two by three by two by three by two okay we can do it here we can do it here hold on hold on hold on two by three by two by two by two by two two by two i okay wait maybe i didn’t

Mess up no i didn’t i didn’t i didn’t wave two here oh no okay wait can i do does this work We’re finding the workaround guru brain work a little bit today how you like them apples okay now we have two here No that was supposed to be obsidian why did it die why did it turn into why did it turn into cobblestone because it’s not because it’s not whatever it’s not it’s not the source source block it’s not gonna work okay so we take a different section instead we take like these three here

Okay uh i can figure this out dory don’t fall no worries i won’t fall i won’t fall i just really yeah pickaxes nice nice nice nice nice nice nice nice any lava source block just add lava oh oh god goodnight i messed up again okay wait i can fix

This we just got to dig it deep deeper like this it’s got to two two blocks down don’t worry this will work it’ll work it’ll work it’ll work it’ll work it’ll work no pain no pain no pain look look look okay so now we have two and then we have

One here so we need oh no oh no no yes yes it’s fine don’t worry one two three will this work um maybe Do okay one two three one two sorry my brain i’m concentrating one one two one two three one we need a space here one two three one wait one one two one two three one i know what to do i don’t know what i’m doing i gotta wing it you’re gonna win

Big brain maybe hold on don’t call me big brain yet because i could easily let all this just to get to the nether but i mean this takes away the hassle think about this though this takes away the hassle you need to go and find

Diamond if you just want to get to the nether really quick you just do this really fast you don’t even need the flint okay so to get the like without the flint and stuff you just need the lava you need like lava coming through i don’t know i watched

Forsen do it and they didn’t like he had lava coming through on both sides touching on both sides and he left it for a while and then all of a sudden poof he had it worked i don’t know i don’t know how that happened i’ve never seen i’ve never even done

This without a diamond okay let’s see if this will work let’s do this ready will this work yeah it’ll work that’ll work it just works one two one two three nice one two three will this work because it’s touching this yes yes well i didn’t mean to happen i messed up

I can save it i can fix it it’s not over yet it’s not over it’s not over yet it’s not over yet it’s not over yet it’s not over yet one two three we can i can i can make this work you just have to um oh come on uh

Are you actually kidding me i have the shakes i can save this i can save this i can save this i can save this okay we have one more chance we literally have like one chance left okay okay it’ll work it’ll work i know it’ll work i absolutely am confident this will work

You ready guys you ready if you’re still here ready one two three has it been 30 minutes did that take me 30 minutes run dead says ho listen let’s why are you frustrated what have i done i fixed an otherwise nightmare of a problem you know what i could have done

I could have just rage quit and start over but i fixed the problem uh okay we need to get rid of this i shouldn’t okay no this is good we can we can do whatever with this axe as long as we have this here So if i’m this is taking me 30 minutes so far so far some people finish this game within 25 minutes i can’t i can’t even imagine but like with anything i’m going to get there i know i’m going to get there sure okay so we going in another and do i have

Everything we need i need i think okay let’s go find i want to do this just because we can okay let’s go hopefully i don’t need anything best time is two minutes how is that even possible how is that possible to finish this game 14 minutes oh my god okay new coordinates

All right girl let’s not dive hip nice try trying to sabotage me is out this is trying to sabotage my my honest attempts at learning this game is out it is lava because how it is is that what this is did you see that not to not to mention

I see how it is minecraft i see how it is i see how it is it’s a sign it’s a sign to stop stop playing girl let me mean yes if you put enough corn in the oven eventually it’ll make a block of butter ah i’m gonna nope never mind we don’t

Have enough okay well let let’s let’s go okay we need to find am i like do you think i’m buried in Lava all right how many guys oh boots i can make boots awesome how many of you guys think i’m gonna die here in another am i gonna die in the nether or am i gonna make it am i gonna make it are we gonna find a oh god i feel like

I’m gonna die here let’s go this way you think i’m gonna die in another let’s hope not i think i mean i don’t i honestly don’t know i don’t know okay there’s lava around i think all this stuff is easy to bust bust open um okay lots of lava please don’t dump

Him first in the lava go down thank you i hear it okay oh are you actually joking me right now wait i can fix this please please please we’re going to take a nice little break right here because my heart just jumped into my plan i fixed it I told you i’m a professional at this you know my milkshake my milkshake my protein shake has gone room temperature that’s pretty nasty i’m gonna take this off the hot bar so i don’t touch it again big all right let’s risk it again and dig straight up

Okay if we didn’t hear the piglens we’re gonna find big ones are this way oh Okay I thought i had saved it that time yeah okay you can f now we can have now yeah yeah yeah i thought i saved it that time too oh that’s so okay okay okay okay okay okay title screen oh my god yeah yeah let’s go again single player new world

Normal let’s go spawn me in a village smack dab in a village preferably in front of the iron the iron goal gala the iron golem okay desert desert okay desert dessert dessert dessert there’s gotta be something here maybe i probably should have gotten wood beforehand let’s take a look though

Let’s see if there’s gonna be anything to offer this time another go let’s go let’s let’s freaking go up what is that is that hay bales those are hay bales yeah those hay bales okay so it didn’t spawn me directly in the village but close enough to the village

Wasn’t directly inside three times the village yeah we got in the village each time if that’s what you mean one a chill iron golem nice three Easy mode chest stupid felony cactus i don’t get out of here ow stupid cactus okay let’s go let’s go let’s go i need wood i like how i’m collecting beds like i’m actually gonna get to the to the end i can’t get past the freaking never

The nether is such a pain in the blood why do i keep dying because you’re bad guna i know give me time for another I need wood i’m wasting time where do you get wood here there’s trees over there do i have to go all the way over there for wood maybe i can find wood in here we have a crafting table I like these colors of beds they’re very nice look at all those beds oh gravel anybody gravel gravel gravel gravel [Applause] okay we need wood i’m not bad oh you’re very sweet thank you i’m making a oh somebody remember this we got lava literally lava we have lava right there in the

Village we have to stay in the village but i have to make food really badly okay and then um look they’re teaching a lesson how cute ow maybe swim across that’s the unfortunate part about this is that there’s no Oh there’s no what do you do with this is that another village over there too or is that like a that’s a temple i think should we go see the temple i mean it’s pretty far away but i don’t know what to do stupid We got the iron gown we do need wood you can steal it from this pirate ship bling-bling what’s the rarest biome in minecraft come on all right all right all right brainiac how are you gonna get back up now huh okay brainiac big brain shark how are we getting out of this hole

How are we getting out of this hole Buddy take the tnt route is there tangy here yep how do we use the tnt that’ll just kill us that’ll just kill us so instead oh no we are actually stuck we are literally actually stuck i okay um okay i didn’t know that you couldn’t break sandstone without a pickaxe why

Did i do this guru start over and then we actually have to start over wait i can use the tnt this is a lot of tnt i get myself out of this don’t worry about it you can use the tnt exactly like you guys said usatini i thought you meant like

Use the tnt and uh shoot yourself out of a cannon that’s what i thought you meant man you guys are big breed wasted gravel okay what are you gonna do with the gravel then tell the class what you plan to do with the gravel it’s it’s gravel like it’s literally ground

Land wasted gravel wasted dirt look at all that wasted don’t do it don’t do it stop it this is very tight headquarters and i can’t get out listen listen we’re gonna be stuck here together you and me so i think it’d be best if we learned how to get along

Instead of you just we can have a conversation you don’t have to go and explode you know it’s an option to do that okay thank you sucker so there’s a portal thingy over there this i guess this isn’t like minecraft but i guess compared to my other minecraft stream this is like minecraft

But like fast fast speed minecraft at uh plus plus plus plus 50 speed we’re working 50 times faster than usual and that’s an en record fastest to the nether how about that somebody write that down somebody put that in the wiki huh somebody put that in the wiki the fastest in time

Fastest end time to uh yeah okay is this a full portal are you kidding me can you imagine if i had not spent the past 15 minutes goofing around i don’t think that’ll work but we’re going to try it anyway we just need iron there’s a pirate ship over there do you

Think there’ll be iron in it we just have to remember where that is uh no we’re gonna we’re gonna get iron the good old-fashioned way we just have to remember where this is right here lucky it doesn’t work underwater really yep i like this occasion what is pretty

Because it’s orange on the inside like kiara tasty delicious oh it’s just chickens uh we have a crafting table i thought i saw a crafting table we do not have a crafting table okay let’s go let’s go crafting table and a little bit well i think i wasted them that’s all right though

Oh the iron golem dude Make a boat that’s just travel guru make a boat make a boat make a boat boat balls make a boat making a boat wait that’s not a boat that’s a ball that’s a bull oh it’s orange how pretty is that we’re gonna go get the iron golem and

We’re gonna make flint and then i want to see if it works under water i know you guys said it doesn’t work under water but i want to see if it works underwater anyway buh buh dude make a bolt dude i made a boat do you like my boat

It’s pretty snazzy in it okay let’s go Exactly one person said that yeah exactly one person and i saw that exact one person who said that it’s not incredible how my brain how is it that i can’t see i can’t see a uh i can’t see a crafting table in my inventory but i can see the one comment

One comment that said it’s not gonna work in a water grill what is wrong with me okay let’s beat up the the golem nice shot buddy where is your iron golem there he is hey sunshine what’s up buddy so high enough is he gonna jump up on

That please don’t jump up on this okay we’re good i don’t have any stones i’m gonna have to beat you with this one sorry it’s gonna take twice as long listen i know i know i know i just need is this supposed to do something i always see people jump when they do

This yep come on nice let’s go can i leave the other crafting table Yep bye-bye okay here’s the game plan we’re gonna go back we’re gonna go all the way back we’re gonna get some stone we’re gonna make stone we’re gonna test out the portal thing although we actually don’t need the lava there is lava here but we don’t need it if

Uh we don’t need lava jump equals critical damage i see i thought it was for style points water bucket we have enough for a bucket we’re fine if there’s another portal work so then we don’t even need that because a shield make a bucket go to a ravine yeah we can

Oh look the party’s waiting for me nice okay well let me see if this works let’s test out that one person that said it’s not gonna work are you here person let’s see one two three okay they were correct they were absolutely correct ah all right aha your arrows don’t work underwater okay

Well now we know or now i know it definitely does not work underwater it’s dark down here oh dark scary nice nice cave nice nice nice nice nice sounds like seagulls when we say that nice nice nice nice nice flip nice nice with that stone stone pickaxe you got a a stone axe

Nice okay okay mine mine mine is lava at the village and i’m not gonna waste my time here Stop right there stop right there stop whoa i have a long yeah come down here and try it again oh no get to the boat before they come okay so now now we’re gonna go back to the village teleporter with sand i mean sure why not let’s give it a try

Let’s give it a try that’s true that’s what we learned we learned that with the um we made the trident farm you know one two three four five six seven three nine let’s give it a shot let’s give it a shot we gotta try it out i gotta see if it works

Make doors blah blah blah i don’t need those i don’t know that’s gonna work oh we have one of these right here but there’s water on each side is this actually gonna work uh i don’t think it’s gonna work no okay back to the original plan good i

Know yeah you need to block off each side more sand oh we need to box it in all right let’s do that then let’s box it in i should make a shovel no no stop this silly okay i’ll find a way No we don’t clutch what do you mean i didn’t do anything how was that clutch i didn’t do anything i think i don’t think this is gonna work and the reason why is because i remember we did something about how i don’t know i’m sorry one is something about water water something

Is waterlogged if they get inside it how am i supposed to fit in here alongside everything else oh my god you guys are so smart wait for it later losers hey the gold oh all right it’s not ideal but here we are okay i’m gonna write down the

Coordinates again even though i bet you the one time i don’t write down the coordinates is the time we’re actually gonna find stuff let’s write down more coordinates this game needs to stop ah why there’s there’s gold in the chest that i didn’t take that i didn’t take that i

Didn’t take i’m so happy i saw that though okay i think i need to uh yeah we gotta go back we gotta go back oh wait this is just gonna make me come back isn’t it now oh i can’t see anything okay there should be a chest right you guys there’s a chest

And then in here this still works though doesn’t it it does work now okay we can go in and out now because it works it still works haha still works i still got it i don’t have food though i’m probably gonna die but let’s just see how far we can go

Let’s see if we can at least find the thing this is really bad i don’t have anything i don’t have any iron i don’t have any i don’t have anything wait a minute this is i’m really unprepared i’m obsidian i don’t have any iron the gold blocks on the portal that’s

True we can go get that Gonna take a while with a stone pickaxe though i don’t even think we can do the stone pickaxe so can we i need iron i need iron i need iron Please be a cave give me iron just a little bit just a tiny bit i don’t need that much nice i’ll take it thank you Huh well hey what’s up guys It’s really dark in here okay so we have a stone stone stone stone stone we can make one of these right here any coal is there cool down here in here yes there is all right i need to kill you guys sorry Come here come here come here fight me do your worst out okay okay we have iron we have iron we have the other stuff that we need to cook the iron iron cook is that a slime i’ve never i don’t think i’ve ever seen a a slime in game uh someone

Didn’t they say i don’t know somebody in the server tell me that but they they spawn in slimes spawn in the Swamp slime slimes spawn in the swamp say that five times fast slimes spawn in the swamp slimes spawn in the swamp lightest for the week girl you should use a full bright texture pack i almost i tried downloading texture packs but i couldn’t figure it out because you have to get like optifine

Right there’s this thing called optifine i want to get the same shader oh texture pack is different i want to get shaders right because i’m still on vanilla and i think almost everybody i think except i think cali and i are the only ones that don’t have any type of shader

On our game yet does she have a shader yet slimes eat the swamp i knew it what’s cheating i’m not cheating oh the light the light texture thing is cheating uh i guess i guess i mean play how you want to play i guess it’s easy to install maybe i looked at

It it was just kind of yeah yeah i think cali and i are still on vanilla but i wanted to get the same shaders that ina has because i think ina’s game looks really nice shaders are really bad on amd oh well darn it i guess we’re sticking with it okay All right next on the list wood and then we’ll be ready what’s the other one there’s not amd in video people feel really strongly about whether they’re amd or in in media i get scared to ask people because they usually get like if it’s usually

If you say oh i have amd i go amd what up get with the times amd’s and i’m just sitting here like well then tell why tell me why why why but then you say but then you say nvidia you say nvidia to somebody who uses

Really who really likes amd and they go oh in video listen i don’t know anything about pieces please make this easier for my brain thank you okay we got one now we can make axes we can make pickaxes we’re gonna go to another and we’re gonna build

You start here we’ll go here we’ll build here just uh no creepers please you guys should put that in your like social media biographies biographies biomes are the same no what’s up my name’s george i’m 22 years old and my birthday is this my occupation is this and i’m a

I use nvidia graphics card it’s a graphics card right i think i’m gonna run out of food let’s go [Laughter] ah nice try with the lava nice try game i’m gonna make it this round okay guys we’re gonna find a we’re gonna come upon a fortress Fortress what is this soul sand i’ve never been to a soul stand biome before or biome is this even a biome i’ve never seen soul sand before the only time i’ve seen soul sand is when it’s in inna’s chest hey look told you did you clip it

Somebody clip it hurry clip it told you what did i say thank you streamer gods thank you for listening to me thanks for making me not look like a ding dong in front of my chat just yet told you look at that later okay so we got a fortress nice yo

Yo the shark fell the fortress you yes the next question is can the shark get to the fortress fastest fortress in the end let’s go ah okay i’m gonna make a shield because blaze rods lucky shark uh how do we get there should we just go across do we have

Enough to go across we don’t let’s get some more to go across only took 34 minutes hey that could have been a lot shorter if i spent less time bumbling around like an idiot can you imagine if i’d actually like tried a little harder i feel like that

Could be said for a lot of things in life wow okay now imagine if we just tried a little harder okay there goes my big eggs we have one more pick guys i like when you have an enchanted pickaxe when you do this because when you touch the when you touch it

Oh it’s so satisfying it’s so satisfying i just want to get to the end i just want to i want to see it with my own eyes i want to actually like get to it and be like yes i did it i did it faster than i would’ve dream luck quote-unquote dream luck

No no no no no no no no dream the streamer or dream as in this is dreaming dreamer luck this is sharkbook is this sinking sand i don’t know what this is do we have enough to get across dude this is enough to get across okay uh take a deep breath

I hit the run button this is such a bad idea you think we can get across this way there’s the blaze rods you can see them over there okay um maybe we can go around how would you guys attack this how would you attack this if this was your speed run

I want to come in from the top though that’s the thing bridge you would do it build okay bridge so this is the right way okay we’ll do the bridge then yeah we’re gonna do the bridge because i don’t really see how else we could get in we’d have to go the whole

Way around that will just take a really really really really really really really long time okay you think i have enough all right can we not build on this okay again we can begin here i come fortress ready or not i didn’t equip my shield

Here i come da da da da da da Okay i’m gonna build myself a tiny tiny little cute little thing Bye goodbye I need to mute myself and scream give me a second what happened what actually happened what happened the blaze was all the way i took one step out of my hidey hole i knew it i took one i literally took a step out of the hidey

Hole oh i knew that was gonna happen ah okay i can’t believe i just did that i can’t okay yeah the blaze hit me wow what a nice shot blaze at least your aim’s better than the skeletons nice job blaze rod guy how incredible how incredibly awful

I’m so mad we were so we were so close i mean we made it further than the last time so that’s that’s the thing we actually found the fortress really quickly too because i asked nicely for it aimbot yeah the blaze guys use an aimbot i’m reporting you to mojang

Or whatever you say incredible whatever whatever host advantage that’s what it was it was host advantage you guys i’m really i’m very i think i’m gonna call the stream here i’ve just been uh what’s that girl what so you say girl what is this do we have clips of you

Saying girl that you you never you never ever get mad at games girl oh no oh no girl i think you do get mad again i’m not giving up i just i would like to go calm down in a very nice hot bath that’s all i want to say

But um also i like to practice for tomorrow’s streams um thank you for coming for today’s um um i’m so mad right now i’m not mad i’m just anyway okay thank you for coming i appreciate your company i had a lot of fun playing with you guys

Um and i’m going to be better the next time okay minecraft hasn’t seen the last of me i’m gonna be a speedrun champion one of these days i tell you what anyway wait or do i keep playing i don’t know what to do i should go but i don’t want to go

I want to start again what do i do i don’t know what to do i finished my shape though you’re mad girl there’s another stream on what stream is it is there another stream i cannot know then we can end them we can go and we can go um you guys can

Go catch the next stream catch the next holo live stream and go listen to kiara’s new song catch the new song we got so much good stuff coming it’s so exciting so exciting anyway addicted a little listen okay thank you guys for coming i had a really fun time um

But um i’ll see you guys tomorrow we got karaoke we got ukulele karaoke i’ve got some songs prepared and there’s one song that i’m really excited for and then we have uh we’re gonna make i’m gonna make you something we’re gonna have valentine’s day together we’re gonna spend valentine’s

Day together isn’t that exciting valentine’s day molding now first of all okay thank you guys i’ll see you guys i’ll see you guys later okay okay go speedrun minecraft and tell me your times tell me how far you get okay bye-bye bye goodbye you