good morning everybody welcome back to
another live stream oh my gosh it’s
another Friday goodness gracious hey
welcome clone riggy I hope you’re having
a fantastic day yes it’s it’s another
stream once again uh yeah I’m not in
YouTube voice chat yet so uh apologies
for um uh taking a little bit yeah see I
decided to procrastinate today
and like you know at least I was able to
I was able to start the stream at
like
8:02 very specific time I think 802
works the best in my
schedule so that’s that’s
cool okay cool all right there there we
go I’m in YouTube voice chat I have a
ping uh Imperial just said cubecraft
please I I try to respond uh I respond
um responded getting everything oh wait
maybe next stream I’ll play cubecraft so
uh thank you for the recommendation I’ll
probably try to work that into this next
stream by the way why am I skin standard
cussed how does that make sense guys
hello this is skin standard cust here
back to another live stream and today I
think uh that’s my new identity so don’t
be surprised if my username gets changed
today that I’m just kidding I’m just
kidding um so clone Ry just said hi well
hi welcome uh Imperial keep saying
cubecraft please uh cubecraft bruh yes
I’ll work that one into the next
stream we’ll see what we can do today is
more just a Stormer Club no brain cell
day I got my favorite energy drink here
today
love them uh do not recommend pumped
with caffeine but uh here’s me drinking
the heck out of them but yeah it’s just
one of those days so if you haven’t been
on Stormer Club after the AP before the
April Fool’s
Day um special well then you’re probably
confused why I’m in this an ominous evil
scary prison cell well the correct
answer is Storm Club had an update also
l t uh lady tuna lover just said Su
welcome to the stream hope you’re having
a fantastic
day but yes we have uh things that we
have to
discuss also uh is anyone able to join
YouTube chat I don’t know if anyone’s
having issues with
that mean I was tweaking settings but
not
sure we’ll see let me get out of f11
mode and see if um if anyone’s having
issues all right I
in all
right here we
go all right so I gotta I gotta give
uh Gotta Give a Little Bit of a
breakdown exactly what this is so after
the hey
hey who’s that hey
welcome
Hey where is
Jaguar where is Jaguar oh my gosh I’ll
DM him right
now all right let me call him real real
quick
oh my
gosh I’m not even in I’m not even in the
freaking
uh okay Jaguar’s just spamming me all
right okay I’m back in the YouTube voice
chat so Jaguar is just Spam
he said no he he’s not joining that’s
okay he said he wasn’t
joining I mean listen if he doesn’t want
to join that’s fine he’s probably doing
something but yeah he was just spamming
no no
no the stream wouldn’t be good did wait
what the stream wouldn’t be that goofy
then I mean
I mean he is a
troll I mean it is no brain cell day and
because I’m naturally built with no
brain cells I think You’ still meet the
title but yeah I mean he does make it
goofier for me I I mean I could be very
very goofy but like I’ll just be
like I love chicken nuggets oh
yeah that oh my God if no joins I’m
gonna lose
it wait so if he doesn’t join you’re
going to lose
it no I said if no joined I’m going to
lose it she’s kind of
funny oh she’s kind of funny okay I’m
about to go I’m about to go talk to null
right now also why is there a hole oh oh
okay cool I was GNA say why is there now
I can’t even leave I literally can’t
even jump out of the
hole Yeah it’s at spawn oh wa
are okay let me let me just go into
um creative mode but yeah I don’t know I
I won’t be surprised if no joined I mean
she usually likes joining these type of
events but again I mean I don’t know if
they’re busy or not so
that’s another thing there this good old
day just fulfilling his little promise
making sure this a stream every Friday
Also we have two viewers in chat so
welcome
welcome um I think I have a mission
today but also no brain cells are
allowed in the Stream so don’t bring
them don’t brag that you have a half a
brain cell more than me nuh-uh bad not
allowed totally not
allowed yeah absolutely not allowed by
the way I do question a few things so I
did make a I I did make some adjustments
to spawn I do want to talk about this
real quick yes there is like there the
Coliseum isn’t here other stuff isn’t
even here so it just looks pretty naked
at
spawn um I removed the part uh birthday
banners and I made of adjustments to
my uh
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the face
yeah yeah um there’s that and jaguar
built a statue at
spawn but I want to talk about is what’s
cool is underground because after the
April Fool’s uh also poofy just said I
got to build my face there all right
poofy I’ll make you a deal let’s have a
discussion I’ll have a discussion with
jquan craft YT and uh if you build your
face somewhere
outside of uh spawn I I I’ll just use
structure blocks and just paste it
there uh so if you
do clone Ry just said can you make mines
too we’ll see we’ll see I’m glad that
I’m glad that you guys are suggesting
things at um
I’m glad you guys are suggesting things
for spawn because I definitely need to
uh definitely need to upgrade a few
things because I have a few ideas that
I’m wor trying to think about and may
start working
on also just po just said you’re an old
version of Fundy for
real you know what I you know what I I
I’ll be happier with that to be honest
at least I’m not wait a second I’m not
funy at all what you mean
no I’m not funy stop saying I’m funy
regardless he still had the accent back
then also yeah okay I I I I’m getting
sidetracked all right so Jaguar made a
cool
huh what is Jaguar not like good at
patching these things up because
literally
guys try I try to do I do like a a spawn
showcase and and uh I guess
uh I guess there’s just some things that
just need to be patched also just po
just said I thought Jaguar is a good
Builder well he is what you mean he
built the
underground I mean he made the map and
he built the underground I mean that’s
his little shop he just moved
underground and I was going to show you
this he built a golf course so you can
take any item and you can just press Q
or or whatever button you have to drop
something and like it’s just like
something an interactive way uh for
spawn and like you see as um this potato
has made it where did it
go my
potato anyway yeah also I like
oh Jaguar needs to know about this
one and I can’t place it back okay
awesome that’s uh that’s
great anyway uh now I made it over here
I’m
what I don’t think I I really do not
think this
uh uh Golf Course is fully finished also
that little banana figure over there I
made that in my graphic design class
also uh the maze is
tricky uh I I I guess I’m just not
hello oh my gosh it’s null oh my gosh no
no no no no no no uh Rockstar Energy
Drink save me you just you jump scared
me that’s not allow you can’t do
that what you’re going to do about it on
Monday when
the maximum part of the
eclipse gets to you I’m going to go raid
the local Walmart and steal all of their
Rockstar Energy drinks and then after
that what I’m going to do is I’m going
to steal all the barbecue ketchup Dorito
uh Doritos and then store store them in
my dorm room because I know uh on the uh
April 8th solar eclipse the end of the
world is probably going to happen and
not only that CERN is launching uh this
Adam combiner thingy and summoning
demons I guess okay listen apparently on
Tik Tok this is crazy GNA happen and
it’s funny how the government the royal
guards in the United States are like
showing up and
stuff totally Matthew what one one
question
um maximum
fart the uh hero girl has a Discord
account and she was wondering if she
could add you on
there I don’t see a problem with
it okay just uh the Only Rule th is
don’t be poofy and send me memes wait no
I’m I’m just kidding poofy you can send
all the memes you want I I I don’t think
you never did but it’s fine I’m just
joking I’m joking I committed a stupid
the other
night oh you
have yes what happened I dug straight
down and ended up in a cave and lost
everything
haha now I got to get this Pillager with
a enchanted
crossbow oh my
gosh yeah you see Jaguar literally like
summoned a raid for some damn
reason that raids can start
with a singular a singular
villager not not considered a village
but a single oh did I mention single
yeah one villager that was my fault no
um Jaguar started a
um a raid uh
yesterday and
uh I think he started no I think he
started it two days ago and it’s still
my gosh it’s still
here that was the one who started it for
real oh I forgot this sign
existed oh yeah there’s just a sign
called Jaguar is
gay where there’s that sign also poofy
just said maximum fart
activated also po just said What day
what happened to those villager slaves
what do you
mean no
no I swear to go somebody did somebody
kill
them I it shouldn’t they shouldn’t be
dead creepers for
real oh my good Lord for
real okay you me
worried I mean I’m going to need one of
these
they can despawn they shouldn’t be able
to despawn Villers are not supposed to
despawn I do not know lady Starbucks
lady that’s it at 3
o’ at 3 o’ Starbucks lady at 3
o’ oh I wonder if she’s working on a
Monday okay okay I I know horrible joke
a horrible joke all right I’m basically
stealing some resources from these
villagers also like um I do have some
fantastic news for all of y’all I mean
if you play Stormer club that very often
this is very very good news for you so
the base that I am currently at is going
to be the subscriber base also my
computer’s at 188 degrees
Fahrenheit that’s bad that is very
good
what I say that’s bad yeah it’s going to
it’s it’s it’s hot enough to cook an
egg yeah that’s but yeah uh the base
that I’m currently at will uh don’t get
me started with the devil egg situation
last weekend the’re double eggs I love
double eggs what
happened okay so I was at my
um aunt’s boyfriend’s house and for a
little Easter dinner
and
uh I had a devil EG with my dinner and
as soon as I got home I had the worst
gas
ever I
mean they are Double
Bs along with a bacon cheeseburger from
Speedway too okay that did
it that that right there okay uh I
that’s what everyone was saying me I
didn’t believe
them the bacon
cheeseburger uhuh both the bacon egg
cheese no the bacon cheeseburger and the
devil EG what is up with these mobs in
golden armor dang well I mean they’re
probably trying to flex on these like
you know zombie
piglins no uh piglins because like you
know they got to rise up sometimes I
mean if you want to trct to a piglin you
got to wear gold I mean I mean
obvious did you stupid spider get down
from
there I just I just realized spiders
deal more damage than
before Oh my
gosh I’m scared I did build my house um
y other night and it’s pretty cool
looking did you get did you get a look
at
it oh yeah I got this see
it uh if Jaguar put signs in there I
totally did not change
those and totally do not read that those
signs all right we need to take care of
this raid problem this this raid problem
is just out of
control yeah I do not
like you want to know you want to know
what I hate about raids
the
no that’s my favorite part because it
allows me no that’s the part I hate
about
it speaking of the
devil oh great okay uh yeah I’m gonna go
to your house and I’m probably there
might be a slight chance that I’m going
to loot your
house also I spoke
just oh yeah you definitely did I can
hear
it yeah uh Jaguar literally spawned them
but did you spawn them
again no I was the first one to spawn
them because I went towards your base
and because but then I noticed
um a map in the middle of the island and
looked at
it did you build this whole entire house
by yourself yes I did all right take it
down and rebuild it Jaguar helped me
with the um wood he was nice
enough okay take it down rebuild it okay
I’m just kidding I’m just kidding it
actually is a really nice house you want
to see my house he was he you should
have seen his reaction when I when he
saw the
um when he noticed that I was building a
two-story
house he probably was like this is
really good it was like he was like oh I
haven’t seen anybody build a two-story
house before that’s kind of
impressive okay you got to be like
the
next Hy I am so sorry uh you cut out
what did you
say I built a
freaking Story
House
Matthew oh there hi Jaguar oh so uh
poofy built a twostory house and jaguar
didn’t compliment him uh like jaguar
complimented n
you need to compliment poofy right now
Jaguar right now
unacceptable that’s just that’s just sad
I bet you did a horrible job poy I bet
it looks
horrible
jagar K can’t you believe this fool this
guy is being mean to poofy poofy poofy I
you my God they just shut up with your
stupid horns Hy I am so sorry listen
I will I will invite you to one of my
favorite homes where you
at I’m just kidding am
I I added that earlier
today that’s Matthew do not join
galaxite there are 666 people online it
must be server of the
devil I don’t know have one more person
join and it will be
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667 you want to know something shrimp
shmp Alfredo no don’t get no stop it
stop it stop it stop it I want to tell
you guys
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this okay sound crazy actually so I went
to McDonald’s today
and
wait wait wait I’m not finished stop it
Jaguar sorry I’m not loaded in I can’t
see what I’m
doing sorry I’m not load I’m not loaded
in I can’t see what I’m
doing I think Jaguar’s loaded in and
he’s actually seeing what he’s doing I’m
not I’m literally not even loaded in no
is he running
around he just sled me on
purpose yeah oh I wasn’t Lo it’s not my
fault I wasn’t loaded
in okay so let me tell you what happened
while I was at McDonald’s so I was
waiting for my food and I had three
receipts because I used the McDonald’s
app I had and I had some rewards that
and also um that raid is still going on
I know it’s so stupid so while I was
waiting I looked at the receipt numbers
like the order numbers and one said 654
655 and 656 and I was saying
to and I was saying to one of the staff
members I feel bad for the person who
would get
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666 oh wait did I use that sound enough
here let me do that one
time you know the wrong one I would I
would definitely feel bad for the person
who gets
666 I mean their order number you know
what funny know it’s funny because you
know uh you see me and my sister
basically my whole family mainly just me
and my sister sees these numbers one two
three will that braid horn just shut up
already yeah it should if somebody was
there to help me kill the freaking raid
because how are I how am I going to in
how am I going to expand my villager
slave Farm if if
um if it’s still here oh so that’s what
what caused
it I mean Jaguar had um Jaguar had bad
Omen and he summoned a raid on accident
and I had a villager down there because
I was trying to start a villager farm I
don’t know if you knew about that but no
I want how how do you even start a
villager farm anyway well you kidnapped
a villager you kidnap a two villagers or
you just cure them
then I am so sorry so
sorry I I know you were giving us you
were giving away too much information no
I
was I was just trying
to
I was just trying to tell you I have
sand
uh S I do not know
uh was like giving up too much Starbucks
lady you
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too
oh hey Jaguar I have some good news for
you oh my Lord this is so annoying
Jaguar I have good news for where are
you Starbucks
lady come out face me Jaguar I have good
news for you I hear her but I don’t see
her I got rid of the shrimp Alfredo
video uh uh the the
sound Al
Alo shrimp
Alfredo oh man okay I’m getting really
sick of this besides
that’s it first of all what we need to
do is we need to murder Jaguar’s player
that’s the first result and then after
that what we need to do is uh why did
Jaguar just kill
likees no so jagar cheating
yeah
well
oh I forgot about that in
that oh did that just see my enchanted
bow power two
okay uh hopefully I higher up this
time so um great just great now I got
the shrimp Alfredo thing stuck in my
head well that’s good that’s good that
actually is really good why do you have
shrimp Alfredo in your
head that a sound effect you idiot wait
can you share some I like sh Al you
putting shrimp Alfredo are you like
putting putting no but I do have I do
have McDonald’s with
me oh I you’re putting McDonald’s in
your ear holes shut up what this watch
this that’s bad for your house shut up
shut into ear canal
n bro insert insert fry into inert Sil
okay just go
ahead okay
so what
i’mna I got chicken nuggets from
McDonald’s Jaguar doesn’t have
McDonald’s I had chicken nuggets from
McDonald’s
and I know they love
that well jokes on you know I actually
had McDonald’s
yesterday no are you sp say it again say
it again I had McDonald’s yesterday so
jok’s on
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you that’s how I feel about
it
guys Jaguars cheating on stream
therefore um unacceptable unacceptable
behavior um I I have to
moderate did poof I I swear did poof if
poofy made that emote then I if poofy
played that sound effect then I actually
have to moery oh my gosh there’s another
raid
will
itend man hey Jaguar I’m thinking
about remember when I um told you that I
had that egg roll the other
night
EG
EGA I got two more my I got two more I
got two more of my microwave right now
I’m about to go up to a random college
student be like you see my
EG yeah I’ll
call I tried I
even I even tried wait but there’s only
there’s just one question the Chinese
food did it come with EGA you or did you
have to order it separately egg no it
was my dinner from from I know but did
you order the egg roll separately or did
it come with egg I didn’t buy it at a
fast food place does it have to it was
my dinner oh oh so it came when you were
getting dinner did you ask hey can I
have some egg roll or did they just give
it to you they just gave it to me
so I even triy to like saying that the
way you do guys do but it didn’t turn
out it didn’t turn out so good well
first you need to be a dude and second
of all you need to add the uh like half
moaning into like there’s another
level CL riggy just said stop with the
strange idiotic uh the first will come
uh come to my house siren sarin I don’t
get it I don’t get it I don’t get it
clone riggy I’m scared
now oh my
Lord she said oh my Lord offensive off I
oh I I found I I’m just
kidding I there is enough yes finally
here the
village I think it’s because of what I
did with that bone
earlier I was I got to tell you what
happened to work today I gotta tell you
what happened to work today AA I gotta
tell you what work okay I was taking a
curbside order out so you know what a
curbside order is m
yes taking a curbside order out I’ve got
the bag of food in my hand I’m walking
out to the parking lot and this old man
and his wife are walking by like they’re
they’ve been eating in the restaurant
they’re leaving they’re going to their
car to leave and the old man just re
reaches out his hand and tries to grab
the bag and I go are you Kelsey and he
goes no and he kept on
walking yeah that is the most boring
story ever I was like I don’t know I
don’t think he trying to steal it I
don’t think he’s trying to steal it I
think he’s just so old that he doesn’t
even know what food he’s supposed to
grab yeah but the thing is is he’s
already ate he’s
leaving he’s leaving the restaurant he’s
going home does he have Joe Biden
delusion and he just reaches out tries
to grab the food and I go are you
Kelsey no and he keeps on
walking for weird oh I know
Kelsey yeah you’re what Kelsey Kelsey
Grammar
noar he’s a he’s an actor what about
he’s known for playing Fraser and Fraser
the
sicom P riy just said uh what I’m trying
to say is freaking FBI
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oh open up I was about I was thinking
chicken FBI for a second but then I I’m
glad I read the comment and didn’t just
immediately what
mat nobody
cares yeah
right I’m gonna sing a song you
ready EGA EGA EGA egaa EG EG EG
EG Jag are I’m making a miniature Island
are you proud of me I
guess no unacceptable Behavior I okay so
it looks like I I I guess uh poofy has
some competition here I mean n is using
the soundboard more so therefore like do
we have a CH a soundboard challenge
poofy no you guys have a sound board off
poofy if you’re in voice chat uh if if
so I don’t have your soundboard
muted damn it so I have a goal for both
of you if you can use the soundboard at
the most convenient times the
most like at a perfect time I can do
that like at the most perfect
time I may or may not give you some
diamonds just to think about it just to
think about it but only the person that
has to use it the most uh convenient
time
that doesn’t mean spam
it
Jaguar I’m working hard on this actually
Jaguar I know I have a better
solution if you’re gonna troll can I
have my sand
back yeah yeah here I’ll drop it from
the
sky Jaguar this isn’t even a this is
just being a
jerk okay Jaguar I’m about to do
something and you’re not going to like
it I I’m not oh yeah go ahead uh keep
spying on me I mean
um I mean if this is how you’re going to
act I might as well just do something I
mean like I was clearly building
something you just wanted to ruin it so
I feel like I feel like feel like I got
to do something real quick
whoops Jad I’m serious I’ll just do
something what are you gonna
do I’ll do
something you you literally just like I
was literally building an island and and
now I’m really
sad so this like you know because I was
inspired by your tiny Island I was like
really inspired by your tiny little
island I mean I took inspiration from
you bro and and like this is how you
betray
me oh do you like my cabin though I
don’t need these
trees no not my
trees I’m going to strip all of the oak
on your trees yeah not oh you
monster
no oh
crap I’m stripping perfect right there
no no
no you should have thought about that
until you started breaking myland what
the
leg now you have to replace those
because now they look too ugly I like
this though this is a this is an
appropriate
punishment and maybe you need an extra
door but not sure no why is B so laggy I
thought you were GNA go
overboard no Jag did you build this
statue of your player all by yourself
Jaguar Jaguar thought I was going to go
overboard Talent right
there if you need help uh Jaguar I got I
got one word for that
statue it’s
ugly H I use the soundboard therefore I
I I I’m I’m good with the sauce no cap
no slack no Cadillac like for real for
real
dog oh yeah I must be tripping or
something but like I hope I didn’t see
Jaguar just fly over me and M more of my
Island please Jaguar give me mercy and
just do not touch my Island I’m busy
please do not listen I will I will I
will turn the prank I will go overboard
you do that you touch my Island I’m
going
overboard yes yeah you heard me I’ll go
overboard and and you will not like
these consequences first of all you’ll
catch my blocky hands and next I will
I will touch every single one of your
blocks in your house you touch my blocks
Matthew that sounds a little gay
considering that my craft characters uh
don’t have balls they have
blocks jagar just built a penis on my
Island this is Mount I don’t even want
to
say I’m gonna call it PE hey Jaguar I’m
gonna call it PP
Island Jaguar it’s called PP Island now
that sounds like a that sounds like
something PewDiePie would name all his
Minecraft
world I mean it yeah
literally this what I got this is what I
have to say about it I feel like it’s I
I I feel like also uh col Ry just said
report that telling the
FBI Chad he’s going to tell the FBI
about PP
Island also
kind is that just what uh isn’t that
just Jeffrey Epstein’s Island
we don’t talk about Jeffrey EP oh gosh
really now you’re trying to do the do
your own version of we don’t talk about
Bruno oh no we don’t talk about Jeffrey
Epstein if you ever if you ever paint a
painting of Jeffrey Epstein you better
have a hammer and nail because it’s not
going to hang
itself
jagar
oh my
gosh that is
awful that’s more of a Jeffrey
dmer um
reference
[Laughter]
no I do not think noan knows who Jeffrey
Epstein is no but I know who Jeffrey D
is
oh yeah uh you’re talking to him right
now oh maew would you rather be would
you rather be Jeff Bezos or
lettuce be Jeff Bezos fud
nuggets why would you rather be Jeff
Bezos than lettuce wouldn’t it be so
cool to be
lettuce no but if you had lettuce for a
skirt hold up I’m actually making this
in survival that way this prank is
legitimate
oh my gosh no more pranks I’m tired of
this can I have can we have a normal
this whole server is about no it’s
supposed to be about community and
friendship and all that dumb stuff
you’re totally there ain’t no community
in This
Server no all going out the window yeah
it’s more of like uh I feel like okay
I’m going to be for real I don’t know I
maybe maybe maybe maybe I’m just weird
but uh you see I feel like majority of
the community are trolls and like
because I’m a troll it just
means I just feel like it is trolls you
know how you know how people say white
people can’t
cook what are you talking about I said
yeah they say white people can’t cook
but well yeah well I burned down my
house because I cook grilled
cheese they say white people can’t cook
but Walter White’s a prime example that
that’s
false shut
up Gordon Ramsey can cook also Ramsey
why do you need an ID to buy suit shut
up about
that here you go every single person can
cook what
the freak
doodles
I just threw my I just threw my pumpkin
spice latte at you
man stop it don’t fall in the Starbucks
lady’s
footsteps you know Starbucks is a bit
damage
Matthew yeah I’m at half a heart and I
have a lot of
XP
ow whoa what is going on what’s going
help me help me help me help me what’s
going on
he doesn’t feel like it help I’ll help
you I’ll help you Jaguar did you see
that yeah I seen
it come on no come
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on it did my bow doesn’t bow
anymore
yes thank gosh oh my gosh finally
[Laughter]
angre with me but I can’t figure out
why I don’t know broke my Island and not
only that you threw your pumpkin spice
Lotte at me oh I don’t know why he’s
angry at me I don’t know why you forgot
to mention that I did that
twice oh you did that
twice you’re missing
something
oh this I got
see use TPA and stop being a cheater
okay I’ll stop I’ll stop this time I’ll
stop I’ll stop Matthew Matthew if you
eat bullets will you have explosive
diarrhea or projectile
vomit Well here here’s the thing Jaguar
you would likely die but if you really
want to aim for explosive diarrhea you
have to eat a thing of TNT and gunpowder
you got to eat them both what do but I’m
saying if you eat bullets would you get
um explosive diarrhea or projectile
vomit okay so I believe I’m a strong
strong believer if you get if you eat
bullets I think you get projectile
vomiting but at the cost of getting a
hole in your I locked myself in
jail all right where’s
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myself you got my boots Matthew yeah I
got them boots you got the drugs I meant
to say the base or yeah we’re at the
base the base
base what base are we talking about
Island uhhuh yeah okay I was just
checking je we where else would we live
yeah we all live at the island oh my
gosh it’s one of these things all right
Matthew don’t you start using your
Scooby-Doo voice again what you
mean what that is not Scooby-Doo that’s
called demon
possession yeah what are you talking
about Jaguar there
no Jaguar do Scooby-Doo impression
scoobydoo where are
you you’re not Jaguar hold up actually I
gotta tell you
something I hope that was fake it was
real great Jaguar stepped on a
frog no more like I laid a
log no more like you let it
wiggle let it wiggle did you know that
when you fart your uh your uh your booty
cheeks actually
vibrate tell
that so for someone that just joined the
stream and the first
here is um did you know if you fart your
butt cheeks
wiggle
jiggle just say that imagine if that’s
the first thing you hear Matthew I got a
pickup line for you
oh my God I got I got a pick up line for
you
Matthew okay what is it are you a ring
notification CU there’s Motion in your
backyard
what I think that’s just
creepy it’s more yeah it’s more of a
pedophile pickup line is
it no it depends who you’re talking
about I don’t think you are you trying
to what do you
mean there’s some motion in your
backyard you know the first thing I
thought of
what
somebody you know doing the dirty in the
backyard and I can and
that what do you think what was the
meaning maybe I’m just way too dirty
minded all
right
twerking twerking twerking yeah
absolutely
twerking is good thing you go to Matthew
twerking
all anything but twerking
[Music]
pictures remember those pictures make
that your thumbnail
no no I dare you I already did for your
next video make that your thumbnail
randomly no matter what the video is
about it could be a video about a
Minecraft building Montage make that the
thumbnail remember to Sheldon play
one that I
did
Matthew what remember the the Sheldon
Plankton video I did with my twerking
all
pictures poy just placed
water
troll I can’t believe poofy placed water
Matthew wait no no no no this one this
one this one this one I think we need to
ban skins having hands at spawn because
they can hit
people
no just ban skins with hands on them
that does not make any sense that makes
tons of sense objection objection we
need to have a hearing right
now all right Jaguar let’s get in into
uh let’s get into a group and act like
old scile men and women let’s act like
old scile folks and talk about the most
dumbest obvious thing that we think is a
national security
threat oh hey
chines
chines Tick
Tock all right welcome you pick how you
doing hope you’re having a fantastic
day where’s my spy glass when I need it
we here to declare a meeting
about I a here old scile person that
doesn’t know how to convert a PD a PNG
file to PDF file not only that I do not
know how to properly send emails unless
I have my grandson next to
me I don’t even know how to connect to
the Internet so I am claiming that Tik
Tok is a national security threat even
though I never used the platform and
never seen it in my
life but here I am about to ban it
because I want money in my bank account
with my other $5,000 $500 million
else where is that other one there it is
okay my impression I guess wasn’t that
great you
think what are you talking about Chinese
government is spying on
me
it’s it’s almost like I like I know the
fact that the CEO is from Singapore I
know that it really isn’t Chinese owned
but we’re going to ban it and make
American lives
inconvenient now you’re starting to
sound a lot like Trump oh my gosh you
know what’s funny Trump now
actually as you you heard about the
Trump have you heard about the Trump
Bible
bro hasn’t even read a the freaking
Bible and he just made a went to I saw
on a Facebook post um that aie went to
uh Chicago and saw the trunk Trump
Tower and guess what aie did aie flipped
the jump Tower
off
okay wow I bet that I bet that building
felt really offended
yeah I mean it’s it’s like wow I mean I
mean bet I gave
that yeah that is I bet that um I bet
that inanimate building was was reated
by that I’m
Matthew where where you
going yeah see I no personally if I was
a building and someone did that to me
you know what I’d say I’d say this
wait where’s my pickax so I can threaten
you again building don’t be racist wait
how yeah everybody knows you can’t be
racist to a building don’t be racist oh
wait oh freak why was the song racist I
am a
building be
racist hey even blacks and whites are
even how would you feel if the joke was
on you
what are you talking about this is a
very serious topic we’re discussing and
oh my gosh Jaguar just stripped all all
the
um uh wood off of my AR you glad I
joined
Matthew I’m G just start not letting you
know that I do live streams you already
didn’t I just figured it
out bro I’m going to secretly just I’m
just going to secretly do live streams
without jaguar and then and then poy bro
poy questions why you’re not here mat
come out here that’s not going to work
Matthew cuz you you put the um you put
the premiere dates up for every single
one of your live streams come here I’ll
just start checking Premiere dates and
showing up in you st voice
chat I hope you I hope I hope cap gets
switched to Fridays at 800m every
day and they I just hope like
you’re no get away from me no no no no
no no I have a gift for you I have a
gift for you hey hey hey hey come here
come here no no I have a gift for
you here here here here I have a gift
for
you you do realize I got you too right
yeah but I’m okay no no have for
you gift for you GI for you oh gift for
me huh gift for me gift for me gift for
me gift for
me look what I put instead of Jaguar is
Gaye I put Jaguar
Su no Jaguar is pretty
gay how about if I do gay too we’re not
playing this game
anymore everybody knows I’m the best
flying
Bowman I shot you while
midair you get him back oh I
will and I just said a song
name because there’s a song called get
him back get him back number blocks get
them back number blocks one two three
number blocks okay my about the I’m
talking about the one by Olivia Rodrigo
come
on oh no I have a gift for you try to
use this uh wooden axe
you oh my gosh
Jaguar why are you being so evil
today
yeah you helped me get my stuff
back that one night this is how you this
is how this is the thanks I
get what do you mean thanks you don’t
get thanks I did
it yes you come on God help me on this
one God please help me God please help
me this help me God please help me with
this
troll God please help me with this troll
God please help me with this troll God
please please God please help me with
this give me this troll come on help me
kill this
Troll he’s a Troll he’s a
monster come
on I don’t think God lik me today I have
to I got no no he really doesn’t like me
today yeah no I I can help you I can
help
you I have a better idea I’m G be I’m
going to be a corrup son no I can’t even
kill Jaguar bro disabled the
command I can’t even kill
him I can’t kill Jaguar with command
I’ll stop I’ll stop shooting you
guys
promise
yes no I’m a corrupt admin it just only
makes sense you
know you’re just going to pick up some
of my stuff like that’s okay I don’t got
none of your stuff
Matthew where’s my stuff look at me I
literally don’t got nothing you could
check my
inventory hey you’re you’re wearing down
your own durability Matthew
that’s fine at least it has mening on
it where my where my
AR
the I got your
way yeah I got your
way get out of
here get out of here no go get out of
here you can’t hit me you can’t oh crap
you’re
cheating no Jaguar got in my way no’s in
my way no’s in my
way no’s in my way hey don’t pick up my
stuff don’t pick up my stuff I still
need my stuff yeah I think Jaguar stole
it I have a peace offering I have a
peace offering I have a peace offering I
have a peace offer offering have a peace
offering I want netherite armor that’s
my peace
offering have a peace
offering
no I’m I I’m taking control over this
island I am corrupt I’m a corrup leader
if you shoot me again you don’t get the
peace offering you don’t get the peace
offering my stuff is going to de on okay
I’ll if you survive this I’ll leave you
alone okay Vinnie just said why are you
guys always fighting we’re not we’re
having a peaceful
uh right we’re being peaceful right it’s
not a fight it’s just a angry hit each
other moment no no no no no it’s more of
like
a up in my lap I have no idea whaty just
said can you see my live for a bot B
oh okay I can check it out one second uh
clone riy wants me to check out his live
stuff you still want that peace offering
Matthew yeah all right here I hope it’s
not where my stuff freak you no no
forget this no you little freaking
idiot oh yeah the peace offering is a
poison potion no I have your stuff here
hey I’m missing my
pants you don’t deserve
pants no you deserve to be in a prison
locked up with no
pants yes you want me to be pantless no
that’s I mean you basically just said
you you don’t want me to have pants on
so well you can have boxers on that’s
fine where’s my pants well with the
elytra on he basically doesn’t have a um
chest plate on so bro
imagine it’s true where’s my
pants you don’t have any hey I had I had
cooked mutton Matthew do you have do you
have my mut was mine I don’t have any
food
then can you guys check for my pants I
need my pantr oh my gosh bro your new
nickname is going to be boo it ain’t
going to be no ISR plays
mon Z you’re going to be the uh the Boo
and quoter actually you literally watch
over my I seen your comments I I’ve seen
that you quoted literally like the most
recent shorts that I posted you
literally just quoted them like
the guys guys nobody cares I need my
pants they’re well go to Dollar Tree and
get a cheap pair of pants no I’m dead
serious I need my pants where my pants I
haven’t seen any pants matth what
Matthew give me my
pants okay there are no way somebody
named Matthew vods
9951 is some random name Matthew give me
my pants please I don’t have your pants
that is a lie no that’s straight up a
lie because last time you didn’t have my
pickaxe for two days and then after
those two days were up you you have
my look at this guys look at my
inventory right here on live stream do I
have pants yeah only my pants I don’t
get anything either all right let’s
let’s go my chest you L you I used to
trust you no I used to trust you on
stuff like that but since you took my
pickaxe that one time I can’t trust you
anymore I can’t took your
pickaxe I didn’t take your pants PS I
didn’t take it and it was for a troll
what the
freak it was literally for a troll what
did you have on your
pants look at this dude’s skin they’re
maxed out netherite pants well I don’t
have your pants look at this
skin what what look at this guy’s skin
the Matthew VOD
Guy where is he
backward where are my
pants m Matthew vods
9951 okay may I can’t I can’t always
suspect it looks like
maybe why are you stuck why are they
down
there oh my gosh that’s crazy I like
that Minecraft skin are you P where your
pants
um netherite
yes oh because I was going to say I can
craft you some iron ones if that was
okay they were fly maxed out NE I don’t
have one so neither does Matthew no I
don’t believe
him after you took my pick after you
took my pickaxe for three days before
you finally I never took anything from
you I’m not talking about you know oh he
took my pickaxe for three day days swore
he did not have it
just said he has
it how does he have it he’s all the way
at his own little base okay uh clone riy
I will check your uh live
stream you’re streaming
Roblox there’s hope he has my
pants hey uh clown Ricky if you’re
watching the stream do you have voice do
you have your uh uh uh uh
microphone already
sheesh yeah clone Ricky is
uh streaming uh
Roblox yeah on mobile yeah I
know see poofy uh poofy you do not have
I don’t think he has your leggings he’s
just he’s
trolling
also I’m gonna say
hi I just commented hi welcome to
cheese oh it was a it was a trap to take
my
stuff is play said boo it was it was a
trap so he could steal my stuff boo who
what and now does poofy have
it oh my
gosh what well here’s this and
um here’s your stuff Hy give him the
stuff
back
Hy you little little
troll I have a gift for
you Matthew stop it kill the dog kill
the dog no don’t kill his dog don’t kill
his
dog hold up I know what he better not
kill my
kitty
okay we
go yeah that was mean poofy that was
kind of mean
my cat Sammy is stinker’s
stepson um it looks like uh according to
what Scythe is saying it looks like uh
this Matthew guy is using a
nuker go ahead and try go ahead and try
it says Matthew vods has failed World
ner a blocks broken
four what’s a nuker uh basically trying
to
uh basically trying to block yeah more a
hack trying to break four blocks at a
time are you at
spawn uh no I just had an announcement
basically the the S just like snitched
on
them uh just said I want voice you know
that all right Ricky if you’re still
watching uh you I I think um
you might want to like uh what streaming
software are you using because I’m I’m
usually familiar I’m only familiar with
um arcade but unfortunately they’re not
um present
anymore okay are we gonna kill poofy or
are we just going to move
on I don’t know I got stop trying to
kill oh oh he’s burning wait I’m making
sure I have all my stuff oh that’s poofy
oh those are
mine there you go poofy just poofy I’m
implementing a new feature called taxes
so these are my end pearls
now I’m just kidding all
right taking gunpowder is
payment bro you’re stealing it’s not
stealing he tried to kill me several
times Well if well if that’s the case
Jaguar you know what you could have done
you could have literally
poofy if you shoot me I’m going to use
as self-defense and I’m just going to
you know if somebody tries to kill your
player you know you can just kill them
and then take their stuff right you can
just take it stting tote R creepers
sneak up on me like that yeah if
somebody tries to kill you and you hope
C Jaguar if you want his stuff I mean
it’s not against the rules I mean if you
look in the rules website I mean n I’m
not going to tell I don’t want his stuff
I don’t want stuff I mean I don’t want
his stuff either I mean that would be
that’s too mean for my books but stop
trying it’s it stop trying stop killing
poofy a
[ __ ] Jaguar stop being a corrupt admin
you’re not setting up an example hey he
tried to kill me several times poofy I’m
going to poofy poofy I’m gonna reward
you for trying to kill
Jaguar you going to give him his reward
ter abuse no I’m going to give him a I’m
going to give him a trident because
rewarding him wait a second you
know uh clone Ry just said andr I am not
familiar with that or andr I’m not
familiar with that I’ve never used
that at all um I’m sure there’s
something on YouTube to kind of like try
to help out with
that stupid creepers messing out up my
house
according to my
calculations where my window too oh I’m
G to give them a piece of my mind when I
see them next
time Hopey missing chest
plate no no you he’s missing
his you know he’s also missing his uh
Enchanted uh diamond sword and
pickaxe hey Matthew he’s probably also
missing his like 10 stacks of netherite
also
Matthew Matthew what what okay leave poy
alone is there a place that tell funy
Stormer I’m in your
walls wait what
is our place I am not
funy not F what he said that’s what they
said not
funny
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yeah okay
um that reaction right there was perfect
hey uh uh Matthew are you um watching
the
stream okay I think I got enough revenge
on poofy oh by the way poofy by the way
poofy uh you’re um your stuff is in your
house somewhere you know your chest
plate and and uh diamond sword and
pickaxe they’re in your house
somewhere
okay okay there’s so okay for some
reason I really think this is just maybe
in your chat I I have a weird
suspicion I think Matthew is
uh um fun not damn it I S I read I
literally looked in the comments and the
first thing I said was funy you made me
say Fundy I okay hello ISR um I can
figure out if it’s maybe or not oh you
can
it’s not
maybe okay what’s the evidence to
support your claims because he has 140
gamer score and if it was maybe it’d be
a new account he wouldn’t have any gamer
score um okay I I guess I
guess either either this is third time
in a r see here’s the thing yeah because
there’s no way cuz even if if it is
maybe’s account he would to have had he
had to have either grinded gamer score
which I don’t think maybe’s smart enough
to even do that in the first place oh my
gosh don’t underestimate maybe don’t do
that or I got plenty of snowballs if you
want to get some revenge on
maybe no leave him alone also um sorry
uh zipa just said Hey Day welcome
welcome to the stream hope you’re having
a fantastic day um ISR uh made me say
not Fundy bro just called me hello not
Fundy I think I’ll I guess I you know I
you know I’m tired of seeing the word
Fundy or hearing about it at this point
Fundy oh my gosh I’m about to just throw
my freaking computer out the freaking
window
can I do the ultimate
troll sure go ahead awesome except on me
no not
on what the starting server for
maintenance
why
Jaguar you said I could I didn’t know
you were GNA do
that you Lo
jagar jagar Administration revoked
Administration revoked I am kicking you
from console from admin you have abused
the uh your power therefore you’re gone
you rejected canell canell offended
cancelled you have hurt the community
offensive offensive I have never been
offensive cancelled you’re done you’re
done you’re done mat you’re done you’re
done you’re done you’re done you’re done
I you’re
let me let me talk let me talk let me
talk the stor Club
Community fully Rec from Jaguar turn the
server for three
seconds it’s offensive it is offensive
nobody will
ever recover from this
day ever since then the server’s been
running slightly
smoother oh it’s horrible
okay I did you a favor your stream might
be
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better
what where’s the rest of my oh it’s in
your
house where uh somewhere in your house
guys improve performance for it you
gotta look for it it’s in your house
where’s my beloved
lag why can’t people run at 10 FPS like
[Music]
normal okay I’m sorry Matthew I know you
really really like streaming on 74 on uh
720p
but no no no no I like to stream on 144
PE and run at two frames a second mat
yeah look at CH this is the the
1980s
where require something inside of a
storage
container oh my gosh Jaguar you know
what we should have done I you know what
I should have done I should have just
started the stream on April Fool’s Day
but have like the lowest quality video
ever and it’s like what’s going just
like like all bit crunched and
everything and like the audio so bad
dude I dare you one day do a stream
where the entire stream it’s 5 FPS
144p nobody’s going to be watching that
bit crunch your
mic like I told you how to do the thing
where you played Brown noise and it bit
crunches your microphone quality guys
look we’re already
starting all right hey guys welcome back
to a oh yeah forgot I have to like
really get my uh my mouth really my
microphone oh crap hey
guys
welcome back to another
video and and
stay all right we’re going to be
building the video um oh I love second
matth I think I think like I think like
we’re gonna start with the the third
farm and and
then canel cancel defend yeah um so this
is like a high quality of
2024 hold hold up let me let me let me
turn my microphone quality up as well
where’s my scuba mask at you trying to
do where is my scuba
mask why do you need scuba mask to
enhance your audio quality serly the
only type of pants I got are chain
leggings seriously where’s my scuba mask
I can’t find
it there we go I look totally
weird guys I’m I’m going one day I’m
probably going to stream at 144 uh p and
then and then only have the the video
playing at like 10 FPS and and then I’m
I’m going to go find like the worst
microphone in the humankind and it’s
going to be like the greatest I meant
the greatest quality video ever man here
just qu
know hey no I think I accidentally gave
you my brand
when you died
I stop it no I I’m not
funy that’s it that’s it I’m tired of
this I am addressing this right
now I’m addressing this right now so go
ahead clip this go ahead repost it I
don’t even care anymore
I am funy you know yep I’m totally funy
yep absolutely you guys win you guys win
I’m funy I am funy I am off funy from
Dollar shrimp shrimp yep dollar shrimp
yep I’m totally funy it’s official he
admitted it yep totally I’m funy guys
I’m funy make sure you clip this post it
everywhere spread the rumors everything
I’m I’m funy absolutely you guys wi he
admitted it he admitted it he admitted
it Jaguar he’s funy
actually if you’re funy then
I’m you’re dream because you’re dream
you’re Dre dream
no I mean you gota you got to emulate
the most popular funny video right I
mean I mean I mean he did date dream for
one point so I mean um if you have a
little bit of gayness excuse me you said
you said what now
Jaguar dream everybody Jaguar dream
everybody Jaguar
dreamdream I
[Applause]
mean Jaguars dream my head isn’t
Crescent shape guys Jaguar is dream he’s
dream Jaguar is
dream what is it with dream and like his
head is legitimately Crescent shaped
well maybe because if he wasn’t looking
well he thought his thought process was
if he only showed his good side of his
face and not his bad side he he would
look more attractive I don’t want to see
his bad
side right bro bro the
way halfon no bro looks like a no bro
he’s a moon face Jaguar is if Jaguar is
dream then who is
technoblade yeah we should do that for
the Techno pack make dreams ugly face
one of the moon
phases I said who if Jaguar is dreamed
and who is
technoblade ISR play just said put the
funy skin on if you’re really
funy wait a second I’m not gonna do that
I’m not gonna do that make me I’m not
putting on the Fundy
skin make me
okay you see you know it’s never going
to end I don’t think it’s ever going to
end people are going to continue to call
me
funy you you started it on yourself no I
didn’t poy did the first time ever poofy
started like watching the stream he was
like oh we got funy you sound like funy
and then all of a on it’s just
like poofy is that true yes poofy did
start
it you’re not
poofy I I uh ISR plays just uh pointed
the gun emoji and said do
it no do not make me put on the funny
skin please we’ve been over for this
I’m not funy and I don’t want to put on
the funy
skin please don’t make me do this
[Music]
again clip that right now just kidding
look so
weird
B what I can’t
sleep
I it’s traumatic it’s
traumatic
what
P where is my stuff it’s in your
house you obviously you obviously
haven’t look cuz I didn’t even hide it
that
hard like it’s just it’s in one of your
chats
my crying out loud you you didn’t even
you didn’t even look cuz it’s just in
one of your chests
ISR just killed me ISR killed me because
I didn’t put on the funy
skin all
right I got this I
guess I got
this I I know what to
do I know what to
[Music]
do I cannot believe this at
all dang
[Music]
it
I
[Music]
guys after after days months and years
of
suffering I have to admit I am
fun what did you just
say bro in Michigan Arby’s is expensive
as
brick well here it’s like literally the
cheapest fast food out there like
literally Arby’s is expensive a roast
beef sandwich is like $3 or maybe four
are you freaking serious a roast beef
sandwich in Michigan is
$8 it’s like three or four I think it’s
like $4 here it is $8 bro a chicken
sandwich at chicken get the meal $510
that’s if you get the meal for the
chicken sandwi oh hell no this
expensive Matthew in Alabama the chicken
sandwich meal at Chick-fil-A
cost cost
$8 well too bad nobody cares for the
chicken
[Music]
sandwich oh it’s only when you get the
meal well I thought it was I was used to
it because like
have made signs and
sand okay care about signs and
sand yeah I have
those ah dang it go chop down a
tree I’m actually dg27 thank you very
much ISR I don’t know my friend chop
down a tree and make you a new
sign CL R you just said my friend I
guess is the only one that I can talk to
on live stream or voice
chat yeah I’m not entirely sure because
I’m not you if if hopefully I answer
your question correctly but I’m not
familiar with this streaming platform
but also because I’m streaming currently
I I really can’t what are you streaming
on
Matthew um I use
streamlabs and you’re streaming on
Twitch as well
no no would use the
twitch if you was streaming on Twitch
good question ISR
plays what is the mg27
for my first and last name my first and
last
27 I’m I am not machine gun
27 machine gun oh I killed your player
oh I killed your player I’m sorry did
you find your pants machine gun
27 did you find your pants no I did not
find my pants I’m really sad that I’m
GNA have to make new pants I know you
guys want to see me without pants on but
no I don’t want to see you without pants
why do you what no absolutely
not e e e e e no e I’ll get rid of it
I’ll get rid of it I’ll get R yeah get
rid of it get rid of it get rid of it
get rid of
it really hey she had my stuff she had
my stuff she had my stuff I was trying
to here you can have here you can have
this uh Diamond chest plate as a
gift me and oh yeah you can also have
these uh diamond boots as a gift as well
you can always have this as a
gift yeah and this no oh and that one
too
no
enough that’s just gonna TI me off okay
uh zipa just said please answer chat in
game we’re stuck bro takes like the like
the amount of time in
Minecraft wait a second you guys got
yourself stuck where’s my where’s my
first of rest of my stuff my food my
spel oh
[Music]
wait uh teleport to me right now Jaguar
teleport to me right now okay that is um
this is
possible um some of you who of my stuff
they doing this is
possible they doing they messed up the
map
I mean Bros just chilling I mean I mean
I mean you guys if you guys how did they
get it how did they get in there okay
do. warp spawn that’s your way out that
literally that’s it try
that how did they get in
there
um yeah how is this
possible
what
how oops the only way you
could I I swear the only way you could
literally get in there is if you know
clip I think well I think maybe they
could get in with ender
pearls try it
the I’m I super
weird I mean here you can there just I
guess get out this
way that is that is very
weird there is some serious ious
trolling going on
here his skin is backwards mat hey oh no
so we got everybody we have everybody
now hey no so we have everybody okay
cool we we have everybody no yeah we
jagar we have
everybody
no yeah we have everybody we have
everybody
dang it no stop trying to ruin my
schemes you know you
know you you know it’s it’s against our
policy you know like hat clients are bad
for the
environment you know hat clients are bad
for the environment it literally is why
we have no trees
anymore
I don’t I don’t know who that is but
free
XP thank you Matthew let’s all go try my
go my uh golf course on stream sure
let’s do that and figure out instead of
figure out what the heck happened
here okay I’m going to I’m going to I’m
going to be the first person to do this
okay so no skipping rooms oh my bad I
accidentally collected it okay no come
on you can’t stand at the you can’t you
have
to can’t
stand you have to stand back you can’t
stand halfway up there okay
there okay now what this
one
hey I it no matter what item you use you
can use anything I think I think all
items have collected my feathers
you went behind you Matthew behind you
Matthew
oh no no give him back
yo
dude he took my
feathers
dude it’s not
working Jaguar it’s not
working it’s well then you’re obviously
not doing it right
no I think I think uh I think it’s
hacking I think it’s called hacking you
get back in there and go do it this man
person is trying to kill me he’s trying
to kill
me playing golf with a
potato Jaguar stole my potatoes can you
grab it for me he’s trying to kill me
give me my potatoes give me my
potato
it guys I need help over there
potato my
potato my
potato help my
[Music]
potato potato help M
potato
my
potatoes they’re
gone made in I made it in the water he’s
after watch it come out here watch it
come out
here D it you maybe y my potatoes I got
to block this spot off yay my potatoes
all right get out get out I forgot to
this off no get out no get out no make
me no no no I’m not getting
out Matthew this person is trying to get
me I mean it’s not against the
rules I forgot to block that off that’s
supposed to be blocked off he’s trying
to be like
maybe he’s like chasing
me now I got to
restart
[Music]
pot me I need to stop throwing potatoes
and start throwing
torches this place this
[Music]
guy oh my
God yep oh it made it to the very edge
come on come on come
on come
on
stupid this one’s hard this one’s the
hardest yeah because it’s a corrupt it’s
a corrupt
company okay so like
oh come on did it go in did it go in no
it made it to the
edge I know it’s possible because I did
it a second ago it’s possible go go
sword go sword come on right at the edge
carrot go
oh I can’t get close enough to pick up
the
it is
Tech apparently I guess I guess I’m
sticky piston go no my sticky
piston look at how close to the edine
is I’ve got an IR
I’ve got an iron pickaxe it’s going to
work Jaguar have some Faith have some
Faith Jaguar it’s going to work come on
come on no I got an iron axe I got an
iron axe come on come on iron axe do the
magic oh don’t you hit me I’m trying to
do
this come on come on yes yes oh wait no
it’s going to go in the thing it’s going
to go in the thing come over here and
look at it okay come on this is how you
cheat
yeah we cheated let’s go we took your
Victory more coming soon more coming
soon more coming soon hey yo hey yo hey
yo get out of
here yeah the first the first uh the
first golf
ball Matthew the golf course is also a
good place to inventory
dump you yeah you can have fun inventory
jumping yeah how was I able to
like you just throw and you try to get
no no no this guy kept attacking me on
purpose all right no it’s your turn I
want to say hey hey get mat look at this
jaguar look what I can do I can break
paintings dang
it stop it stop it and I can’t place it
back stop
it mat Matthew Do
Something Matthew stop Matthew from
doing what Matthew’s doing
Matthew I mean it’s not against the
spawn rules so I mean all right no your
turn I want to see you beat the
I want to see beat it I want to see null
beat the golf he even said in the chat
this is the end go n Go
n oh all right go to the next one go to
the next one go to the next one stop it
quit just ignore him just ignore him all
right so there’s a trick the gold blocks
is the optimal spot to stand this is
this has to be maybe come on there’s no
way somebody would oh sorry zipa
this has to be maybe in your chat if I
find out you’re using an all you you
know I’m extending the ban right I hope
you know that in fact that just tells me
you you oh next one next one next one
hurry for the doors
Clos the do’s ain’t going to close
now all right so watch it come out at
the water watch it come out of the water
over
there next one next one next one this
one’s the hardest this one’s the
hardest oh
boy oh and no h all of a sudden oh right
on the edge didn’t go all the
way you can’t use the same item it’ll
get stuck you have to use a different
item this you can’t use sand there’s
already
sand
it I got it I got it you didn’t even
make it one block
F what about
snowball there’s no
snowball maybe snowball that was good
that was a good one though yeah
absolutely absolutely that was another
really good
one SLE good job good job good
job SLE fear just said I can’t stop
starve
maxing what is what the heck is this
stand back a little bit stand back a
little bit wait a minute it’s the
barriers no idea what that
means oh there we go
now did I try again yeah it’s the
hardest one but it is
possible oh let me use a barrier
block it just disappear you place a
barrier block no it just like
disappeared as soon as I dropped
it let me use an iron helmet that is
clearly no I think I made it I think I
made it no you didn’t dang it you you’ll
hear the bail if you made it oh yeah
that’s right uh come
on not even close
Matthew dude I wonder let me see let me
see if there’s like a guys I trying to
find out a prime spot move the gold
block the gold block tells you where the
best spot to stand is but you don’t have
to stand there you can stand anywhere I
have an idea we stand at the very edge
but you look about approximately at that
no snowball and then you oh yeah that
was good that’s a good strap M that’s a
good strategy my turn my turn
again I look kind of throw an item
that’s already there he keep keep this
person keeps on trying to join close
move my
turn I it’s my turn I’m lining up my
shot my
turn no it’s my
turn kind of junk my turn my turn my
turn my turn my turn my turn my turn
allowed this is the first gol pretty
brutal sport golf can be a pretty brutal
sport I think as you can see here I mean
it’s a very friendly sport too don’t you
think really is that how you want to
play pay me yeah how about you burn burn
burn this isn’t what true golf is this
is what manly golf is yeah man Z is just
watching us brawl each other
oh you’re not be taking any damage the
only thing that’s suffering is my
armor okay enough enough enough enough
enough enough
enough all right my turn my turn my turn
no no oh Freak No I’m sorry
zippa my turn my
turn I made it I made it I made
it look look look
curses oh I made it I made it I made it
I’m jealous I’m better than
you get out get out get out I made it I
made
it get out I made it I miss
it get out get out get out get out get
out of here get out of
[Music]
here okay Jaguar stop okay my armor is
literally about to break it’s taking a
huge toll on my armor oh my gosh my
health is on the edge of
breaking dang
it my helmet is one hit my helmet is one
hit
Matthew yeah yeah my helmet is the
lowest right now and like the other this
like a huge toll out of armor now we
have to go like armor hold up let me go
take your stre I want to see where your
armor looks
like oh mine’s even closer than that
yeah my
put this in perspective no use put this
in
perspective Matthew my helmet is at the
thing where there’s literally no
durability the bar is empty like it’s
about to break oh my gosh like that like
that leather helmet in your inventory
it’s got that much durability oh my
gosh all right ISR just said bye all
right have a fantastic day night sauce
is the best Minecraft
pvper Vsauce
I didn’t even think he
played I don’t think he
does jeez this one is
hard bro I swear I wouldn’t be surprised
if Vsauce made a conspiracy like on like
on Minecraft is like what is the best
PVP move or like what does Minecraft
have to offer blah blah blah something
something weird also I was going to say
like just put this in perspective my
armor oh my gosh ah just put this in
perspective that um my armor was
literally fully
repaired come
on Jaguar I think you need to fix the
map he probably does and poofy was shot
by a
skeleton unaccept behavor I’m like
wasting all my items by or
nothing n just wants to pass the golf
court I just made it I made
it just said bro my friend Dr snack just
subscribed go go go go go
[Music]
go RM
alfredo
[Applause]
[Music]
forever yes I have a soundboard
Scotland
[Applause]
forever the soundboard you
ready
get over
here run you can run but you can’t
hide you know I should be wearing I
should be wearing a a cape right
now yeah your player looks kind of weird
without one without
one I’m offended I’m actually offended
but here’s the thing Matthew but but
here’s the thing but but see here’s the
thing capes are boring no no you got to
have a where where the um blue one
because the pink one doesn’t look right
on you Matthew have a good stream
I hope that means you’re
by I mean I have a good stream you know
I hope that means go away have a good
stream shut up I don’t like that I’m
killing I’m killing your player oh
wait go I’m killing your player no don’t
tell me to have a good stream I almost
died from that
too I doubt
it uh yeah you can die at spawn
uh you just if you’re not wearing any
armor and someone tries to hit you with
full netherite like fully upgrade
netherite sword yeah they can kill
you what
the
kitty Mr K I am sneaking I am sneaking I
am
sneaking mat did you hear me singing
earlier in the
background no
oh
wait what is wrong with
me ah I caught you zipa how dare you
follow me I knew it
a I can’t I can’t I can’t a suspicious
kind of suspicious much yeah absolutely
very suspicious
like
I just I just need the right
angle no is your name angle shut
up don’t call me that fun
fine you know what every time you call
me funy I’m just going to call you angle
does this sound
fair there’s literally a bed over
there view if I get in here viewer
discretion advised it means very bad
area okay there there is like no way you
could get in here oh my
gosh I don’t even think you can get in
here like I I I I really do not think
you can get in
here oh my gosh I don’t even think you
can get in here anymore oh my gosh what
okay somebody somebody attempt this I I
can’t even get in here anymore okay
pretty much you have to like right
click you did not get it you have to
like you have
to it has to be night I think it has to
be night
time yeah probably oh Lord what is
it even if even Trace agrees
that you should call me
angles oh I should call you angle that
makes
sense Trace does well no gun
is is what I
mean come
on come
on come on now come
on I am offended I
offended I am offended that you guys are
going to call me
angle I can’t get in here
I suck at this all right I give up of
course you
do are you serious all
[Music]
right oh my gosh this is a weird place
um nether MC just joined I thought he
wasn’t going to join because he went to
a funeral
today that oh my gosh wow yeah he told
me that he he wasn’t going to join join
oh my gosh I’ll be right
back oh so I’m kind of curious though
figure that walks in the light and
thrives in the storms I wonder who that
could be she haunts
me something so small and innocent but
the root of evil okay I’m curious who
Could That
Be scous
guys I’m going to build a a secret base
over here and I’m scared because like it
shouldn’t be
[Music]
here who is
this I’m a
cowboy ye Jaguar
what zipa said Bloody Mary I don’t think
so I don’t think it’s I don’t think it’s
bloody
mary it has to be something to do with
something what let me see I’m
joining something to do with something
actually according to my calculations I
think you disconnected from the game why
would you do that like I think you like
disconnected from the game I don’t know
I I think I think I I think you got
disconnected I I might be having
internet issues maybe yeah pretty much
it’s called Matthew he’s my internet
issue oh oh oh uh uh is this a new uh
type of Internet variant that I should
be aware of
yeah it’s the uh Delta
[Music]
variant don’t do it this time because
it’s taking me a while to load
[Music]
in I need help uh I need to get my stuff
it’s in your
chest oh my gosh poofy no I don’t
multiple times it is in the chest no I
died multiple times well then you didn’t
look at all of them because I put it in
the I put it in one of your double
chests I put it in one of the you know
where you have all the double chests at
I put it in the bottom right
one no I found them but I I died oh my
gosh I find my
stuff
well maybe it wasn’t the smartest idea
to try to kill me was it
no you kind of regret that
poofy I mean he’s totally Jaguar’s
totally in the right it does say in the
rule book that you people are allowed to
kill each other’s
players I mean it is
okay I mean like he didn’t break any
rules by killing me
no that’s not against the rules either
but yeah you were allowed to kill each
other’s
player even admins are admins can just
casually go kill your player I mean it’s
just not really the greatest thing to do
but like they
can but yes uh always check the website
for news because upgrades updates do
happen breaking news poofy is walking
around his own base what is
this is this a memorable piece of clay
that I should be aware of poofy dirt
wire hook dirt wire hook you remember
dirt wire hook back
yeah still there dirt wire hook
yay oh I didn’t add that Cobblestone
there yay y dirt wire hook I love
it also next to a
dtown well because I’m a professional
terraformer I need to fix
this there we
go oh uh nether MC just said bastard
cheater teleport
him what type of Step you’re talking
about nether
MC I
mean okay there’s no way a bow and arrow
should be this high up in my
uh clone Ry said I had a
splinter oh my gosh almost rip jeez
Louise yeah splinters are definitely
painful I remember is I remember okay
think about it this way imagine getting
a splinter directly into your nail oh
and oh and just the worst part wearing
socks and you slide on a wooden floor
and you get a a splinter that goes like
about couple a couple half an inch into
your foot those are the worst when
you’re wearing socks and you get a
splinter that way or if you accidentally
get a splinter in your fingernail you’re
going to make me lose my appetite plus
I’m getting chills right now chills my
feet are cringing my hands are my
fingernails are
crying
[Music]
whoa there’s a zombie villager
population down
here only was
[Music]
day only it was
day no what are you
eating play
fish shrimp
[Music]
alfredo is that what you said I I said
fet oh fish
no
[Music]
Alfredo what’ you say
no I couldn’t hear you I couldn’t hear
you over
this you’re off with that you’re you’re
eating shrimp alfredo
no shrimp
[Music]
Alfredo I did it I’m I’m
goated
no okay I’m going to be honest the
average cubecraft
player when you’re playing
Bridges here um you know okay I’m going
to be honest with you okay listen listen
I think this is cringy no offense no
offense but I think this is the most
cringiest thing I have ever
witnessed when somebody is pvping they
want to make
sure that you make sure you hear the
keyboard and mouse and all the clicks I
don’t know about you but that makes me
cringe
like okay maybe you have an
understanding better understanding but
what’s the point of it I don’t want know
I don’t want to hear somebody like
spamming on their keyboard and mouse and
going oh I didn’t mean to type
GF
he
L okay I don’t know I don’t know what
the deal with that is but I
I but we’ll see let’s go spy on nether
MC wonder what he’s up
to
oh
how does Matthew VOD just
like just like have diamond armor just
automatically
what the
freck what do you
mean so warp spawn isn’t working and I
guess this isn’t working
either
that is
weird that is really
weird for
me okay but for some
reason why am I able to check why am I
not able to check this guys but I’m able
to
check that is
weird
something be going on
though my commands aren’t
working yeah
apparently no idea
why but like this player is
working I mean that that is very that is
very weird
uh zipa just said well bye all righty
well have a fantastic day if if you’re
going to leave the server if not we
still have a fantastic day still
regardless but gez the Weise oh Z said
I’m not leaving oh sh a
Chase hey Jaguar um apparently when I
check um uh go into admin panel for me
look okay so when I go on players and I
specifically look at Matthew vods none
of his stuff is
working
why looking at me like that like
argument out of borders provided integer
was out of range but this guy’s
literally
here
awes well this is kind of awkward yeah
that is actually wait let me
see
yeah that is that is extremely weird
what is z
doing that is very
weird he’s hacking I’m I’m I’m
thinking and he probably
is and I just slapped him with a
fish we’ll see because there’s there’s
like
[Music]
I hope that Jaguar I really hope it’s
not
copyright oh my gosh I see clearing into
chest
yeah that is weird yeah Matthew’s VOD is
like really like I can like you have a
uni
like I
mean
[Music]
alfo I need answers I need answers
Matthew’s
VOD
okay all right let me unfreeze your
player yeah that is super weird like I
don’t
understand oh it’s
copyright Jaguar if you get me a
copyright claim I’m going to be super
[Music]
mad
[Music]
you
Jaguar I’m gonna mute
him sorry already did that yeah I don’t
know if that’s copyright or not but
we’re not going to do that if you get me
copyrighted I’m going to mute you from
chat
okay I’m going to Google it real quick
just to make sure if it’s
okay yeah on January 30th 1940 you are
my sunsh was copyright by Davis Mitchell
and published by Southern music
publishing Co Incorporated of New York
so it looks like this song is
copyrighted according to what this Artic
well it’s also on the Wikipedia I don’t
really I personally don’t
okay Elsa says uh You aree My Sunshine
lyrics then there’s no copyrighted
lyrics but I don’t I’m I’m just still
going to double check to see if it is
copyrighted or
not also clone Ry just said I swear to
freaking gosh uh if I get a ban from
YouTube it’s your
fault what do you
mean uh it looks like YouTube isn’t
copyright yeah yeah it’s not
copyrighted it shouldn’t be copyrighted
Jaguar’s fine to play it all right
[Music]
great sadly it gets pretty annoying so I
do have to meet
you CL Ry why why do you think uh why do
you think you’re gonna get
banned I already saw your
chat no I can hear
you I was
talking to my chat
oh clone R just said you may use it one
day use what one day I don’t
understand listen I don’t understand
which which
which which going
on Miss I can’t take fall
for for something that I suggested I
don’t understand
what like watch this you would get
banned for and if it’s my
[Music]
fault uh new pick just said the force I
don’t
know uh you pick just said Ricky I am
your
father
okay I’ll I’ll unmute Jaguar
craft
good I lose my channel two time already
from copyright music or videos I muted
it because you were spamming uh zipa
hasties and like it’s just
unne I don’t know maybe that’s the
reason
D bramage what the I think that
contradicts everything because Jaguar is
saying that Dane brandage my bad so
actually in reality but why did you give
me the G said read your live chat I
am uh he’s talking about
me he’s talking about I don’t
know he’s talking about
me I did see the life I did see the chat
but it said yeah I got to scroll all the
way back up a dang just said do you uh
I’m still gonna ask I’m still G to read
this do you like Star Wars clone Ricky I
I don’t know what that is I just know
what I just know what clone riy and what
riggy is and uh what Dan’s channel
is why you why do you keep giving me
stuff I mean don’t get me wrong uh green
and purple do go good together
hey St yeah what’s
up
surprise surprise I also have a surprise
hey can you see my Minecraft skin we’re
twinsies we’re
twinsies
yeah look at my skin my SK look at
Jaguar you like my skin mat oh wait no
real no real gun said I said that I will
be hosting a chat p a chat pck the games
live stream tomorrow be there or be
square hey I’m not
Square ouch that’s what no real gun said
all take it easy with fire
sword who W okay whoa whoa whoa wait I
forgot my my stuff is going to
break okay what’s
up
hey
what is up
poofy I I have been silent for the
longest time I have something for you oh
you do oh
okay don’t worry I I I’ll go to you I’m
in creative mode so normally I always
take that
precaution all right I was just
wondering hofi I can’t teleport to
you but still have an answer to my
question why do why do you keep on
giving me stuff like Campbell the Blue
Orchid oh I just realized the chicken
yeah I I I I I accident used creative
mode so I have to now a
mushroom
jaward stop it with your
creepy no I have to go back and and fix
this okay cool thank you I appreciate it
no J don’t get
off if you have a surprise for me then
where am I supposed to see it I can be
your
friend I can be your friend if you
want Jaguar it off Jaguar stop
it Jack
no jar stop
it m
you help it’s not the
rules stop it stop
it
no oh yeah I forgot spamming is monster
from Silent
Hill dude did you know spamming isn’t
against the rules but I’m still going to
mute you over it because it is
annoying no but I’m not breaking any
rules so if you mute me it means you’re
just a jack that get
off this zombie will be look this this
zombie villager be looking kind
of I mean this zombie villager be
looking kind
[Music]
of has no blocks I shall not uh support
this bullying and harassment in this in
this Christian Minecraft
server is a Christian Minecraft server
now no it’s not it’s never been not not
even from day
one dang it you PCT just said is it fine
that I have one brain cell I said no
brain cells allowed in this stream ban
ban ban cancelled can’t believe this
why’d you bring a brain cell I am
melting
I’m just kidding you’re not getting
banned I promise you pick I promise
you’re not getting
ban look at what NE just
[Music]
said nether pra Satan all right go to
his house right now we’re gonna we’re
gonna bully him let’s bully him right
now let’s go we’re going to his
house get him get
him he’s a Satan
praiser get out of here get out of
here get out of here you Satan
supporter get out of
here get out of here
with this evil
[Music]
conal oh crap sorry
[Music]
zipa ity just said I made you moderator
uh only because I trust you don’t do
don’t do bad ah clone riy I wouldn’t
trust me if I were you yes I I am I am
very very awesome but sometimes
but just for perspective I mean well I I
mean well thank you I’ll tell you thank
you but I don’t really see a reason
though
I
promise I’m the I’m the best person to
trust for everybody’s cords though I
totally Jaguar quit spamming not
spamming dude Jaguar Jaguar you know how
we give Facebook our information and
they just sell it to random
[Music]
people no no no no no no no
okay no
no okay Jaguar I need to mute you
because like when I’m
responding I’m serious literally I’m
serious when I try to respond to chat
it’s like literally
disrespectful like I get it’s a nice
coming song no I I get that it’s a nice
song but like bro
seriously it’s a place that I can’t tell
you
where but like if it so far my sources
say it’s not copyrighted but if it ends
up getting a copyright claim on the
channel yeah uh you just said uh what’s
the money oh in the game yeah let see
what no gun has been
saying okay okay jagar we need to stop
we’re not doing this you said fine you
you kept your promise and now you’re
just no getting muted
muted all right I can’t okay sorry sorry
you I don’t want to get I I don’t want
to get in trouble they uh no ra gun you
are not
living at my base no lives at our base
you’re not going there and the story you
keep begging well well well you keep
begging cry about it but no she lives at
our base you can go ahead and live if at
no’s old base or other bases that she is
willing to have you there but I mean
there’s nothing wrong with having
multiple different bases hell I have
multiple different
bases that I go to and I have so like
there’s nothing wrong with that but dude
you’re not going to live
at her
house because that is where my base is
also sorry sorry you pick I was trying
to respond uh so uh you pick you said
what’s the money for the money is for
like apparently I mean spawn should be
able to teleport for free but it’s just
a backup so if you do have like any
money there you can teleport places just
in case the bug does happen at me that’s
why just in case you do have a a bug
where you can’t teleport back to spawn
to do the more money you earn I mean the
less you have to worry about when you do
teleport
locations
what do you want Jaguar I unmuted you
Matthew did you see what no real gun
said and this he’s not going to let you
no no no no no no no I want you to hear
me out hear me out no can you hear me
it’s no no do you he’s not going to let
you no do you have me muted
still oh I hear you I know what no need
to hear
me jeez
all right all right all right I forgot
about
that
no all right you’re unmuted all right no
I want to tell you something let this
just be another example as to why you
should cut all tiles with no rail gun
let me just read Angel I’ll make you a
deal if you let me live near you I’ll
leave you alone if not I won’t leave you
alone it’s your choice choose wild
wisely do you want me to shut up or
would you rather end it over me not
shutting up over you not wanting to
cooperate so he’s basically telling you
either let me live near you or I’m just
gonna keep bothering you all right you
know what this is harass worst person
ever and he needs to be banned
permanently yeah this this the second
I’m considering that harassment because
that literally is just harassment I
think he is worse than
Jaylen I’m sorry to bring that up but I
think he is worse than Jaylen well
here’s the thing he’s never s you know
what he said you know what Jaylen said
well yeah but even if I do black he’s
still gonna bug me it doesn’t matter
just block him on
everything all right he is the worst
person ever someone that treats people
like that should not have friends
Jaguar if you don’t stay friends with me
right now I’m going to leak your IP
address to the car send warranty scam
operation right
now mat if you don’t give me all of your
diamonds I’m going to I’m going to blow
up your house no Jaguar you can’t do
that I’m not I’m not compromising I
can’t do
that the diamonds or I’ll blow up your
house I will you know what if if you
blow up my house I’m Banning you I’m
Banning you muting you and canceling I’m
that’s how rail gun acts yeah yeah they
are they all right you are stressing me
out and is manipulative it is super
manipul this G this gone too far you
can’t treat adults like this you are
like
15
also and I’m like you’re 15 and I’m like
22 you can’t treat ads like
that you need you need to learn how to
be nice bro starting arguments oh things
are getting
he hey let start argument
[Music]
M’s start argument no you need to axe or
Old Spice you need to learn how to be
nice to people so they can stay friends
with you you
Jesus J see axes actually smells like
chemicals and it smells like pretty much
I mean the actual swear root of axhole
um but um uh Old Spice makes my armpits
literally raw and and like dries the
freck out of them but if I was to go for
one it would probably be Old Spice
because it but it at least it doesn’t
smell like chemicals you and I are done
what you Brandy story I use
Dove that’s that’s the
I feel like Dove is like the the
neutral okay I’m GNA be honest with you
um there’s nothing wrong against this
but in fact I use women’s
deodorant hey there’s nothing wrong with
that in all fairness women’s deodorant
is just better literally listen men’s
deodorant drives out my armpits and my
armpits are super sensitive to deodorant
M you ever noticed that like women
deodorant versus men deodorant the name
like women’s deodorants are
like
lavender uh eucalyptus oil men’s
deodorant are like man juice no yeah
women men’s deodorant are like
swaggers I
got for real
Caribbean for
real okay uh can can we like address the
fact that can we just like address the
fact that nether MC literally said he
worshiped
Satan on second be me he’s got freedom
of speech I mean true I mean but you
know that’s uh he he can be wrong that’s
his opinion well I mean I mean I
mean okay poofy you said you had a
surprise for me I’m going to teleport to
him you remember what happened last time
I accepted one of his surprises oh I
went in creative
mode no be in survival mode so if it
kills you you can get ultimate
Revenge oh yeah sure
absolutely oh it’s a it’s a
Hut it’s a
pitfall oh it was a pitfall to steal my
stuff
oh so
that that is pretty
nice oh you killed
them I did I’m not loaded in so I don’t
see nothing
yet bro just left the game see this is
exactly why I’m in creative mode when I
teleport to you guys can you guys blame
me
can you guys blame
me I’m taking his netherite chest play
it’s mine now yeah rightfully so I I
think I like like that first one I
forgave him over it but at this point
I’m keeping the
stuff like I’m not even mad over it I
just think like bro really of all the
people you try to put in a pitfall and
think they’re not going going to get
revenge over it you choose me me and
Matthew you know how Petty we
are why would you choose us to do that
too as Petty as we
are you try to kill us and steal our
stuff we’re going to get revenge 10
times worse than anything you can
imagine okay clone R just said I’m
Jewish dude this is not okay I not so
not okay dude
yeah we try to like oh I mean I normally
just try not to like talk about
religious topics that often on stream
but yeah I mean everybody is entitled to
their own religious beliefs but like I
mean this is kind of
like I mean I
mean I got I got no words other than
everybody has like their own beliefs in
religion and I mean if we talk about
religion other people are like uh that’s
not my religious belief well that’s why
we kind of just don’t talk about too
much but like there has been discussions
before about Christianity and other
religions
before which again just a disclaimer
we’re never ever ever going to try to
force a religion onto somebody like it’s
okay to talk about it but like again
stick to your own moral beliefs I mean
yes sometimes the content can be edgy at
times
also hey uh
Jaguar uh nether MC just said the server
is becoming dead what do you mean by
that nether MC if you’re watching the
stream okay I did everything that you
guys told me to
do uh clone just said talk about Russian
okay okay Russian Russian okay guys
disclaimer I’m being super sarcastic I
promise but this is very edgy I love
Russia Russia is the best country in the
world Vladimir Putin is so awesome bro
he is so cool I mean he is just awesome
his bald head his bald head reads
amazing
sauce again disclaimer I’m kidding
so you blocked nether uh you blocked uh
not nether
MC nether
MC oh I was I would you should block
nether MC he’s being mean he’s being
very mean today I mean he’s joking he’s
joking I hope he’s joking I mean freedom
of speech but damn you got to s worship
[Music]
Satan uh yeah I yeah I think Matthew B
this is kind of funny I really
yeah Matthew vods is actually hacking
there is no way there is no freaking way
that this can be spammed in chat tell
me Matthew VOD
9951 was kicked for being banned ban
reason scyth anti-che detected unfair
Advantage check ner
hey bro is
cheating there ain’t no freaking way
here Creeper Creeper oh
snap no
way fudge
nuggets uh CL R just said if you say uh
and then fix this mess again
again I’m it stupid
spot I mean clone Ricky here’s the thing
though creepers listen you can’t control
what other people say on like the live
stream uh unfortunately so if people do
say Satan I mean it’s not worth getting
mad over because it’s going to happen in
countless amount of streams if like it
may not happen but I’m just saying is
like it could happen again and again and
I would like people to feel comfortable
talking about whatever they want
obviously you can’t swear but like if
they mention Satan again they’re we’re
not trying to like go against religious
belief or anything yeah you say you’re
losing it I feel like no offense but I
feel like that’s just like in the wrong
to just get mad over
it you guys Trust um hero girl
right uh again it’s just me you and it’s
just me you and Jaguar on this island
nobody
else uh no exceptions I’m just asking
okay I’m just saying no exceptions even
if it’s even if you trust a person it’s
really up to me and jaguar to see if
it’s okay but I also girl is
okay I’m just saying she’s nothing like
how no gun was still I don’t recommend
it shut up stupid cheap um we already
have enough people at the
base also clone Ry just said here me I
have anger issues what the listen again
there’s people out there that do have
anger issues but I still do not think
like it’s worth
it to like get mad over it I mean yeah
some people can’t control how angry they
get but there’s definitely like coping
mechanisms out there to help you or like
you know just take deep breath because
when I was around 9 10 11 years old I
had anger issues but then now like I was
able to find a way to cope around it so
like I I kind of don’t see anger issues
as an excuse for an actions that really
should never be an excuse for actions at
all I I hate to bring this up but I do
remember seeing the things that you used
to do in school okay we we’ll never talk
about that okay yes I’m a bad kid in in
elementary and middle school but
obviously that Chang that changed in
middle school I
promise yes you did you pick to said
have you ever watched Bluey the
Australian dog
show I
have I have I have little siblings so
they’ll have it
on uh clone R said I made the best outro
well that’s cool
that is very cool I would like to check
that
[Music]
out what the heck was that hey Matthew’s
vods was actually hacking pu I hit
puberty that’s what my hey J Matthew’s
vods was actually hacking there is tell
me why and here’s the thing tell me why
that the new CER uh Scythe detected the
ner thing and it was spammed it in chat
and he got banned there is no way even
we tested this out there ain’t no
freaking way this guy isn’t hacking yeah
he was hacking I couldn’t even get any
of his information either I think he was
using the horion no clip when he got
into the
maps yeah this guy was hacking like for
real like he he’s banned but like I
think the uh the
ban
actually should we make the should we
make that perab ban because like they
use hat CLE in the first place yeah I
think I’m going to do that that’s up to
you yeah I’m gonna make let’s see I
would make it
permaban with dis appointment for them
with appeal you can appeal it with a
wood
now because I don’t think this would um
because he had because the violations
believe it or not the violations are
three he has literally violated it more
than three times oh
snap okay why is it
like it’s not I can’t I I don’t think I
can set it for perab ban but I can set
it
for n I’ll I’ll do like I’ll do like 60
days because by the time the 60 days
happen he they’re going to forget the
server exists or they forget about the
server at
[Music]
least but yeah you just put the pill on
my hand which just which is
weird thank
[Music]
you colone Ricky I think you’re well
actually I think uh no I think I joined
your live stream at a very
SpongeBob I’m SpongeBob I’m SpongeBob no
you’re not I’m SpongeBob no you’re
not careful SpongeBob careful SpongeBob
careful
SpongeBob uh forgot
again
Jaguar that’s the second time I have
done that forgetting that
swearing uh
oh uh oh J play
video oh you gotta ban me from YouTube
chat now yeah three
days I think that’s three days three
days I’ll make it three live stream
days I wor yeah that means you got to
miss out on literally the whole
live
2600
2600
[Music]
26006 August 12 2036 heat death of the
universe August 12
2036 the heat death of the universe
12 death of the universe hey uh poy just
asked why
did uh you just said clipped canel uh
clone riggy just said game o uh game
over and poofy just said uh Dave why did
you take my stuff I didn’t take your
stuff I mean in all fair and all
fairness you did try to kill our players
so uh I’m not going to enforce that at
all I don’t for enforce stealing so like
I don’t enforce stealing at all that I
mean it can be it is against the rule
but here’s the funny thing on the
website it does say I don’t we don’t
have to enforce it what the sigma listen
I’m telling you even even if it’s only a
troll I mean think about it this way if
a random stranger was to take your stuff
El admins ain’t going to do anything
about it or and if you can where’s the
evidence to prove that they stole all
your
stuff as an
example like there really is no way
around
that oh CL just said day I got 18 people
to join oh that’s
[Music]
cool oh my God Jaguar this is why I
literally mute you you’re not even in
the game participating in the Stream and
you’re just sitting here noes this is
why you get
muted and he wonders and then he’s like
and he’s like oh please call me please
please call me unmute me I did nothing
[Music]
wrong please stay Stormer unban me
unmute me
please I won’t do it
again then I I could just imagine him
kicking his uh kicking his feet and then
really just like texting at the same
time and being
like and then like just like taking his
arms and like shaking him around up and
down like he’s like a a freaking Fish
Out of Water
[Music]
going bro be kicking and screaming
flopping like a
fish I’ll unmute
him jaguar you’re unmuted don’t give me
an excuse to mute
you if you play another sound I’m
actually going to ban
you I SpongeBob okay you’re getting
banned it wasn’t a sound it was
me oh my gosh
bro nether MC
whoa no that was you idiot I was trying
I was trying to kill him I was trying to
kill him said that curs and espanol oh
great I was what this
one SK
Diamond iar the f word in that for some
reason who play that I’m not crazy I’m
crazy okay you are crazy manth I heard
the f word all right guys all right I’m
Gonna Leave This up to the audience
should we ban Jaguar for three days for
playing a sound that has a swear word in
it no three days no yes or
no I vote no I vote no but we’ll see yes
no you were supposed to be my friend we
got one
vote uh you picked just said four days
I’m not doing four days we’ll do three
days we got two
boats we have two NOS okay we have we
wait we have two NOS
um change your vote now hey your vote
now uh poofy we have two days okay okay
we have three votes against two uh you
picked this wait change your vote no
change your V I’ll change it yay you Pi
said yes G just said yes so we have two
votes here n said yes I said yes that
already four votes right there I said CL
Ricky what about you yes or no clone
Ricky yes or no uh yes or no should he
get
banned we got four votes against we have
four votes Tim Hill just said yes do you
see that he should teach we have a clear
winner here okay yep yep all right you
know how many votes this
is okay okay so let me I’m going to I’m
going to count this we got clone riy the
hill so there’s already two boats there
uh po we just said yes so that’s three
votes up pick said yes that’s four
votes uh I think gath said that so
that’s five votes and somebody
subscribed and then and then null as
well that’s our
votes anyway uh even if that’s not
subcribe to you Matthew someone just
subscribe to you Matthew
some to me who subscribed to
me Tim Hill just subscribed to the
channel what
me no cuz you voted for me to get banned
oh uh um you pick just voted for no you
understand that’s still like you know
that’s still
like yes to the
B
Jaguar I have bad news
[Music]
the bad news
is you’re banned from YouTube voice chat
for three
days kick him from the server it wasn’t
my fault
though he keeps on killing me should we
do should we do a a confirmation until
Monday oh hello I think we need to have
a court
hearing court hearing yeah
right
all right court hearing okay we’re going
to discuss this like old Republican
politicians that have no idea what we’re
gonna do not
Republicans like old people that think
like okay nether MC no Perma ban you’re
just mad because you got banned hold up
no no I mean uh I’ll be Trump
okay mad oh hell no so ugly your
ponytail you’re super gay
you wish you had as much money as me
Matthew okay everybody go down to the
map go down to the map right now we’re
having a court here and we’re gonna
we’re GNA really confirm this right now
we’re going to do this one more thing
one more
time one more time right now everybody
go to the map everybody everybody go to
hold up Matthew everybody we’re in chat
communicate too we’re we’re going to
have this court hearing right now this
determines Jaguars fate SHO he get
banned for three days we’re going to
confirm this one more time we’re going
to we see he claims that it’s not his
fault for playing a sound that had a
swear word in it okay that is a valid
excuse but what do you guys think should
Jaguar get banned say spaghetti in chat
if he’s going to get banned if you
really agree before so what is your case
once again explain your probable cause
why you shouldn’t be banned my reason is
I didn’t know it had swear ing in it so
how should I be why should I be punished
for something that I didn’t know how to
swear in
it I argue you should have checked it
before you played the
sound I mean come on I mean if I’m not
unsure I mean you gotta think about it
here’s the thing here’s the thing it’s a
popular meme from Spongebob The careful
SpongeBob so I just assumed it was that
normal meme I didn’t realize it had a
twist ending at the end of it
always double check before you say uh a
meme but I understand where you’re
coming from so we’re going to we’re
okay okay well okay so it looks like up
pck just said no clone Ry said no uh the
hill just said ban for 15 minutes okay
I’m counting that as a no or tent ban I
I’m counting that as a no so it looks
like people are actually turning on your
favor
yay okay and I say no so every okay so
after we had this very valuable
conversation Jaguar gets no
ban all right everybody this supported
me gets three
diamonds I said no from the beginning
and I let the audience decide do I get
diamonds I didn’t say yes I said no I’ll
give you two no I said no I said no I
supported you I supported you I supp
I didn’t want you to get banned I was
honest okay okay okay
okay okay jagar doesn’t get
banned but Nether and see I’m I’m me he
didn’t get that hearing about nether MC
no no we need to have an
exorcism okay what if we made a deal if
we can humiliate nether MC on the server
he can be unbanned from voice chat oh
I’m just kidding no that’s
mean getting tired
again look look up here look at me
Matthew look at me Matthew you have to
promise your diamonds you have to
promise you did say because you have to
say you have to promise your diamonds
you have to give everybody diamonds that
supported you fine Pine yeah yeah yeah
you see that if you join the server you
automatically get three diamonds if you
support a jaguar in this court
hearing
so game
[Music]
mode where you
going okay you pick just said gay the
funny one stays am I not funny at
all yay I’m the funny one well not funny
he’s
funny freak you that’s it automatic ban
B chat ban b b you’re can
no you’re bed you’re banned you’re
banned BN banned stop Matthew stop we
have to at least give her a court
hearing no automatic ban automatic ban
automatic Bann forget the court hearing
got banned for life banned for life
canel canel canell we’re done we’re done
we’re done with her throw her out throw
her in the pits of hell we’re done get
her out of here send her to the goog
climb her house she’s done cancelled
everything we’re not having her she’s
not allowed mat her send her to the hard
labor camps from when I was the
owner don’t you do that I don’t even
know where that is didn’t bro clone rig
you just said
banned how about this how about this
Matthew her punishment is that she’s not
allowed to she’s not allowed to do
anything until she beats the last that
last golf uh
level uh I already did you got to do it
again that’s punishment for calling and
funy you had to beat that last golf
level I was just
joking it’s not tolerable no no Matthew
we can we let’s put her in the jail sale
we can finally make use of the
prison she just left the game I’m
putting nether MC in the so br’s about
to leave the game
immediately no we’re joking just
remember that don’t say I don’t know I
knew all along I you’re not taking it
like you actually think it’s a joke this
is a joke you know that
right no this is a
joke oh he’s in
jail
oh nether MC was wait what Alfredo how
was I able to get in here
Jaguar how I was able to
like dang
it like I was actually able to get in
here for some
reason wait try again try again try
again you try you get in there you got
to let you going let me out so I can get
in I’ll just share a sell nether
MC he’s speeding me he’s beating me he’s
beating me he’s abusive let me out I
want my own jail cell I’m coming
in okay so we’re we’re we’re we’re the
big guys we’re going to beat him up beat
him up beat him up he bad nether MC
dropped the soap role
play that’s it I’m going to
[Music]
spawn
uh Vinnie uh Vincent just said very nice
looking cat yeah it does it’s almost
jaguar you’re going to break my
armor oh yeah you’re right sorry here I
have a present for you it’s an ender
pearl I was trying to give it to you no
I don’t want
to you made my helmet break you didn’t
have a helmet on
oh yeah boots on any have an
elytra okay forget the iron bro forget
that let it
break you’re going to break my leather
helmet they’re so expensive they’re so
expensive you’re going to break my
leather helmet I don’t care oh I broke
it my le
helmet oh God I’m so tired you’re so
rich you don’t even need an iron helmet
we’re just going to break that too here
I have a gift for you though I have a
gift for you what did I break this it’s
an ender pearl here hey Jaguar I think I
I think I broke
something oh wait that’s the wrong
button
haha okay I’m so sorry all right so so
uh Vinnie just said where do you get
the uh where do you get the night alive
scent to the Astros in the World Series
I don’t even know I don’t know what that
is I am like tired I’ll answer my
question before I get mad tired I answer
your question I don’t
know Matthew no’s tired ban for Life ban
b b offensive offensive TI we’re
joking I’m not yeah but whenever I’m
tired like that I usually get all cranky
and matth I have an idea for the rest of
the stream how about me and you play
Pixel Gun
[Music]
no I mean we could do that next stream
well next stream as in like right after
this I’m just said I can’t talk your
Mike can you tell day Stormer that the
troll was just for a video I wasn’t
trying to
steal
oh now I feel bad for taking all his
stuff he also said the spawn is pretty
laggy not for
me well I mean we did fix a little bit I
mean I was getting 40 FPS but what we
did we fixed the
lag stuff
back after we see the video of course
yeah after we see video
absolutely that 420p video shut up it’s
actually
480p no
420p I’m g go now stop making fun of
poofy that’s mean I’m I’m gonna head out
now got Bros got the amount of pixel do
do you remember when I had a phone and I
was only playing on a cell phone how
dare you you got to take you jagar
mad at the system bye have a good
night bye mat did you know the pixel
gun guys I’m gonna be honest with you I
want to do a pixel gun
stream I I really do I actually do want
to do a pixel gun
stream uh Tim Hill just said I may be
autistic but I love Minecraft oh we
could do team death we could do the um
the team well I’m very very glad that
you love um Minecraft that is very very
uh very awesome um here’s a little
secret well I guess it’s not a secret I
was diagnosed with uh autism at a very
young
age we got something in common I I feel
like I I feel like that’s a well a
little part of me says like oh my gosh
that’s a bad thing to say but at the
same time also got big dumb stupid disas
okay that’s offensive stop it yes
what you understand what month it
is
January April you know what that
means it means that March is
over no it’s Autism Awareness Mark oh
it’s the puzzle P
SM okay dude
that’s
mean uh Tim Hill just said I want to
join so bad all right so the IPM Port is
actually in the
link uh it’s not Link in the description
it’s actually in the description also
you can also find it on the screen as
well so yeah it’s on the screen it’s a
Bedrock only server though so if you
have Bedrock
Edition you’re already
chilling if you have Java though you got
do something else cuz that’s not cool
yeah so if you’re a Java player well
this is what you get you can’t join the
server if you’re a Java
player then you
suck okay get out of here uh nether C
just said I gotta go I hope this stink
gets you
all NE see you’re just like a jerk for
some Reas reason have a stinky day oh
he’s oh he’s he’s he’s quoting Sinker um
Tim Hill just said I play on X on the
Xbox okay I’m I’m not 100% sure but I
know that I’ve had some Xbox players on
on here
Matthew I think there has to be like a
certain way how to do that so if you
can’t add servers directly look up a I
think it’s like Better Together app or
something man uh Z just said I was very
offended you did not respond to my good
night oh I am so
sorry oh well all right zipa said I’m
going to bed good night lovely people
all right uh good night zipa hope you
have a fantastic night and when you wake
up in the morning you better smile you
better have a good day I find out that
you’re not happy I will give you a
reason to be happy yeah I’ll give you a
reason to be happy Zip Zip if you’re not
if you don’t if you don’t start being
happy I will give you a reason to be
happy yeah I’ll give you a reason to be
happy take that feel scared no feel
happy feel happy yeah yeah that’s it
okay we we need we need a new quote at
spawn right now I declare a quote at
spawn thatc has no
blocks no that’s mean we need we need
something
nice oh no has
blocks
no I was thinking I’ll give you a reason
to be
happy yeah but when you write it on a
sign you can’t use the voice so it
sounds it defeats the purpose of
it or just write be happy
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or we will make you
happy be happy or be crappy
no this is this sign is dedicated to
zipa yep totally yep
absolutely what
poy what do I need to
do I DM do
something okay let me
check okay um I have a
question okay because
funny
because I
think I think it might not be
real okay okay so here’s the thing
here’s my theory and I may be wrong on
this this but my theory is is that it
wasn’t actually for a video and you just
said that your video corrupted so that
you wouldn’t have to show us the video
to prove that it was because it wasn’t
but even then even if he showed us the
video I mean we’re not in the wrong it’s
not against the rules none of that so I
mean think about it that way even admins
can just take your stuff
what but
even you could also be wrong so
though you’re playing you’re recording
on a phone and I can screen recordings
get
corrupted I mean ask him what he’s
using what screen recording software he
using who buil that house behind
spawn uh zipa but that cool but the sad
thing is it there’s a there’s a chance
it will get griefed it’s going to be
gone within the day
probably if she’s lucky not the recorder
says he uses V recorder
okay do you know about that
Matthew Matthew you know about V
recorder I’m not sure I use x recorder
and usually that never corrupts my files
but yeah files can be corrupted through
a cell phone I use I use y
recorder shut up oh and no she uses L
recorder oh that’s the I’m sorry no no
no that’s the that’s the Spanish version
L
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recorder uh clone Ry just said da
Stormer read this it sad have you ever
thought about your dog when in your old
world cat or dog when they’re waiting
for your return to come back no I’m evil
look at look at normer TD sjer comment
also normal okay hello I’m trying to
know how to help my streamer friend to
get subs have any
tips okay I’m gonna tell you what I
do usually what I do is I’ll
stream shut
up I was gonna say is I usually stream
but I take funny clips and then make
them into shorts so so on my uh live
stream there always should be a remix
option so after the stream is done I
click the remix option and I find spots
in the Stream where I want to create as
as a short and
so and then use the shorts to advertise
your streams and be like hey if you like
this clip you’ll like my streams and
so and I’m going to tell you this right
now uh because shorts are still very
very still very popular uh shorts do
still give you a lot of exposure so
definitely I do recommend that um try to
engage with your audience so like I I
try to read a lot of comments as like as
many comments as I can uh I have a
little uh chat box on top a sub count I
mean there’s another thing so I try to
keep it as interactive as possible so
just be very interactive be positive um
uh clip funny make funny clips uh also
high quality streams are literally go to
with the sauce um it keeps people
on and do what you have to do use all
the resources you can right so I
personally I started on a phone and that
was my only resource but I once I got a
job I was able to save up for a computer
so we all start somewhere uh yeah we all
started somewhere I when I first started
recording I was recording I was actually
making videos on my Gucci smart
socks which don’t have the best uh like
FPS when it comes to screen
recordings shut up
Jaguar shut
up see the thing guci SM socks is
they’re a lot they’re very light light
weight you could take them anywhere so
you don’t have to worry about the hassle
like carrying around equipment but just
be prepared if you do choose to uh do
your streams on a pair of Gucci smart
socks you’re not GNA get the best FPS
for your stream bro no no no I use my
Gucci underwear bro
like I can’t Gucci
underwear my op bow tell him I want
and in return I’ll give him his
stuff poofy if you give me my bow I
would I would love to give you your
stuff
back or you can just rip the bow out of
his
inventory mat you ever play Minecraft on
the Samsung Smart
refrigerator no ja I’ve never had a
Samsung Smart
refrigerator no it couldn’t be me you
see I come from a high class
family
okay are you serious you know when I
started gaming I played on my potato Pro
6 which it’s like the the late actually
no that’s better I actually started
playing on my potato Pro
5 yeah and now potato Pro 6 came out
with this ultra high realistic feature
where you actually are able to touch
grass you guys want to see it wait no I
I don’t think I can show you one second
I now I have to ah I want
to dang it’s in my camera roll somewhere
also Austin gaming uh just said hello
welcome to the stream hope you’re having
a fantastic day um if you’re not you
better start being happy before we give
you a reason to be happy about
yeah uh
also potato devices oh po COC pod just
said uh potato Pro One Max FPS 5 FPS no
no no no no no no you were overselling
that the potato Pro one actually had 0.2
FPS I it’s crazy why are you guys
filming on I’ve got the I’ve got the
potato Pro
uh well here’s the latest release of the
potato Pro is actually potato Pro 6 so I
got the potato I got the potato Pro 360
version It’s the uh limited edition
one I’m not familiar with that
especially like I don’t think you get it
anywhere I think you have to go
specifically to the potato uh to the
Potato Store that’s what that I feel
like that’s just like a a black market
sellout thing I think I think you’re I
think you’re going to the black market
for that I bet they got a bunch of you
think the potato you think the potato
stores the black market um you see we’re
talking about the potato Pro 6 here and
obviously like you know that’s like bad
like you there’s no such thing as a
potato Pro
360 I I’m just saying I’m just saying
though I use my microphone as a
webcam I just took a minute to realize
what the freak it took me a minute I was
like
you use your microphone as a
webcam you just have to convert the
audio file into a video file to get the
um output
absolutely
bro
dude do you want to play Pixel Gun yes
right
now
uh yes I mean if I play Pixel Gun I
mean I mean
I don’t know if everybody I don’t know
if they’ll I don’t know if the audience
will enjoy it but it is one of my
favorite games my alltime favorite game
in
fact yeah I I’ll play it what is going
on down here okay guys so you see an
very important urgent emergency happened
you see I very very I I want to you see
I see like um like uh um um um um um you
see um so you
see favorite
game and and so like I I want to play my
favorite
[Music]
game who played
that do not
[Music]
do just going to say
all right I have a question I’m G to be
well I don’t really have a question I’m
going to be live streaming pixel gun it
is one of my favorite games you don’t
have to stay for it but it’s something
that I really do want to show you I mean
you don’t have to stay for the whole
stream for that one but I guess we’re
doing a double live stream tonight this
one was not planned congratulations I’m
not okay you leveled up to level one oh
Matthew can we play White House mostly I
think that’s my favorite map yeah we’re
not playing White House mostly yeah
let’s play White House mostly White
House is my favorite
map also I am not okay to said this is
my stream no brain cells ah ah yes oh
well you see not I’m not okay to said
this is his stream so we have to keep
going just in the storm Club server we
we can’t have but you see it you see in
pixel gon I’m going to tell you right
now there will be brain cells there has
to be brain cells but yeah I understand
that pixel gun did get ruined but they
uh currently released a PC version so
like this is one of my all-time favorite
games because I played it since I was 11
years old shut up Matthew your mama’s so
fat she walked down the street and the
street
collapsed that’s
mean oh yeah well your mama s fat that
she sat on the bed it um it fell apart
all
righty you see all good things have to
come to an
end and Sally this is one of them but
hey I’ll see you on Pixel Gun if you’re
interested oh you going to do a
different live stream or you just
continue this one on Pixel Gun oh no
because I’ll have to close the game and
then yeah I’ll just do a different live
stream so yeah um if you guys are
interested you guys can join that live
stream but other than that have a
fantastic night and a fantastic day
Video Information
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