Get ready for the ULTIMATE Hardcore Minecraft experience

All right all right zap say something thank You I have returned to make good on my promise you made a promise [ __ ] you it is Hardcore time let’s see here so from what I gather right in case you guys didn’t know pix is playing on Hardcore and like he’s trying not to die that’s his goal

Apparently my encoding preset is having problems oh dear tell it to don’t well I’ve tried I hope you know that well that’s it’s about all we can ever do in life can’t we yeah well you know beans that’s what I’m saying okay you were you got super loud for whatever [ __ ] reason what

The hell’s that did you just start eating your microphone I just said beans I know you said beans what was I doing beans that’s what I’m saying we got two we have a [ __ ] ton of deep slate all all right so I remember nothing of what we did or what I did

Last time oh yeah I don’t have the oh yeah I forgot so this place is just beautiful I set up in this tiny ass Little Valley and you have all of this [ __ ] around me oh [ __ ] there goes my laptop charger a you didn’t mean it you can’t

Get up hey I like your house there’s a lot of torches whoa wait holy [ __ ] okay I see you look around this place I just saw you walk outside that’s that’s so cool no yeah you can like barely see where the mountains end II it’s so good it’s such a pretty also

Yeah zap is here we’re I’m trying his format we’ll see how it goes but it’s such it’s such a pretty looking thing and it just keeps going like look at that [ __ ] oh yeah like so the thumbnail I had Dean draw that I’m using for this

It’s like based off the terrain no it is a location in this world oh that like that is an actual place that was the spawn area I do believe okay I just can’t remember where the hell it’s at for a moment I thought that Island was floating which one then

The the one you were looking at something for a moment but then I saw like it was attached to the ground oh that there’s a slight bit of stream delay oh but that can’t be helped normally it wouldn’t matter give me your toes PR why do you want

The forgot this is a hardcore world I can’t be stupid no yet you probably want to you know have your hunger at full oh yeah just a general roll of thumb see you’ve been chilling with like almost half the bar gone look how high that goes give it a moment to catch

Up how the [ __ ] did you get up here just standing in a tree breaking tree breaking Le Jesus [ __ ] Christ that’s all no yeah look there’s [ __ ] above me still you can see where it’s just a white blob like it’s a cloud look at that that is I want say the world

Height doesn’t change right it’s just a generation no yeah just a generation it’s so cool I love it this is not something I want to be outside for oh dear I want to say like the lag isn’t in generated chunks right like it says oh it requires a be computer yeah it’s the

Fact that when you’re generating new things there’s some many you block no yeah hey Logan how are you doing BK all right see like amplifi is something that I’ve toyed with a few times M I’ve never just done a full playthrough of it it’s so right I got

The idea for this because the challenge is not only is the entire like just everything significantly more brutal the terrain itself is officially your enemy and that’s why I got the idea hey what if I just did a hardcore playthrough of this what’s the this isn’t your survival

Of the not so but no this is this is Hardcore Amplified whatever happened to that other here uh uh Zep look at my upload schedule and I want you to I want you to tell me what do you think happened I think you got a crippling Skyrim adic this was way before

Skyrim I think that you got a crippling Skyrim addiction you it doesn’t help but this is way before Skyrim no yeah holy [ __ ] you say that when did I I can pull it up on my phone when did I last make like a proper survival

Thing I think that was around the time I had the epiphany of streaming is probably a lot better for that kind of [ __ ] no yeah hold on so I mean now you have access to stream oh no yeah and my content is just significantly better not yet because you have me

Around oh it’s actually not been that long oh is this oh [ __ ] yeah so the last one was August 26 2022 okay you’re doing good apparently you had an encounter with a stray cat that’s been spray painted lime green I’m sorry pause who does wait that what no

What the fck that sounds like it would be [ __ ] that sounds like it would hurt well there there are like dyes for animals like there is like Animal Safe [ __ ] so it might be that spray paints if it’s spray paint like the fur would be super matted down because that’s just

How you know spray paint Works no it’s like high pressure like it s yeah it burn you okay right off the I’m just looking at your stream and I’m going to see you like being dead in the next 4 seconds no right off the bat diamonds instantly oh my God where your enchantments

Pick does it look like I’ve gotten that far why are you so poor is this your first set of diamond uh no so I have a chest plate and leggings I think oh yeah yo one Diamond two Diamond three diamonds that’s insane I didn’t know you could get that

Many diamonds I thought you could only get two diamonds are you being serious or are you bullshitting I am completely [ __ ] bullshitting you I want to see you can get like up to seven no yeah the one of the I made a short out of it and it

Didn’t do well but I don’t blame it cuz it was pretty [ __ ] lame but I did get like a six vein I think it was that was my first set of diamonds was a six vein my di oh my buttons are God damn it that’s right so the buttons on my mouse are

Rever no so the keybinds are the same the buttons are labeled differently on this mouse than they were on the other one so I have to switch them around oh yeah let’s drink is it like a left-handed mouse or something no the buttons are on the

Right side or on the left side for you know the right thumb oh yeah there we go that’s better kind of SB the way you react your I mean okay right I haven’t touched this in months I wasn’t really I wasn’t really I wasn’t really expecting to find anything of use within the first 10 minutes it’s a welcome back present right God it really is holy [ __ ] you spent all this time leaving

This world to its own devices leaving it just to one to be sad right I had to spend 30 minutes looking for the right installation path to find this goddamn world really and because the world itself isn’t named like Amplified or anything it just has a really generic like Minecraft world name

So I was sitting there scrolling through everything like okay which one is it which one is it is why I’m about to load up going to blue screen my computer or am I going to find the right one or am I just going to be sad and it be some random ass test

World I mean you finally found it we’re finally back and quite frankly every time I scroll around in any Discord I met with something and I never know what it will be but it’s always something I feel like this is a buildup to you telling me you found something unbelievably traumatic

Hey topat how you doing bud not unbelievably traumatic it’s just like you ever just scroll down and you’re met with an image that just like gives you whiplash for like a solid like a solid minute like it takes you a moment to just fully register what you itness not in really I

Just kind of I kind of you know the you know the gift I like to send in reaction to people saying stupid [ __ ] on Discord where it’s just like the concerned cat with the buffering symbol that’s that’s that’s usually me that’s more or less what I mean like it

Takes you a moment to just process what you looked at yeah Dare I ask what the [ __ ] you just found I I was just scrolling down this pops up and it it it just took me a moment like what what’s going on I recognize the character they’re from

Pokemon but it took me a moment to be like what what’s going on it looks like it would be a YouTube thumbnail with all those red lines no yeah it really it looks like looks like you’d see it on top 15 top 15 Pokemon [Laughter] wfus you should do a mutton Chum beer

Like what schlatt’s got no that wouldn’t be no it’d be like farar from [ __ ] Skyrim he’s got the chops do do something very [ __ ] how much of dovak can you sing how much of the lyrics you just have memorized you addicted little ding that okay right so it’s weird I know it

But I don’t right because it’s not English I like even though I may have it in my head my mouth refuses to pronounce it no yeah like if you if you got a lyric video pulled up would you be able to like could you Koke Dragon Ball

Honestly right I would like just for the fun of it I would like to learn the dragon tongue no yeah it’ be goofy when are we getting this on dualingo make that a tweet when are we when are we going to get dragon tongue on Dual lingo there’s an entire website

That a tweet I can there okay there’s an entire website dedicated to like learning the language just like link that and say hey put it in your app do it or else make it happen and sponsor me while you’re at it off give me one moment pix whatever you do don’t look up

Smile dog that is oh my God you make me feel old that is such an old ass creepy pasta and I remember as a little kid it’s scaring the ever living [ __ ] out of me oh my God I’m at 54 headphones on I’m back so it just

Occurred to me I don’t know why I’m strip mining here why are you strip mining here you are at negative 54 yeah so what you’re probably going you probably saw that height for like a particular or I don’t remember off the top of my head which one would be around there but chances

Are you’d probably be going for like some type of or in particular that you needed at some point no I think what was going on is I think I made this right around the tail or like me actually getting into the whole uh 1.7 or what was it 1.17 World

Generation and I didn’t know with all the Y value Chang and I didn’t know where diamonds were so I just went deep found the first vein and said this is the spot and dug out let me pull up the or distribution chart I’m just going to go

Down well you’re at wait were you at 54 or negative 54 negative 54 then you’re already like really low yeah hold up 1.18 or distribution oh my God Dragon tongues sound like a good snack why didn’t we have that [ __ ] in Skyrim God damn fried Dragon tongue so no negative

54 is like the good height for diamond oh is it oh [ __ ] okay uh well then um [ __ ] that hole this is negative 54 is good for Redstone and diamond6 is where you start to have like a good amount of any ore zero more or less just

Ignore 16 is good for iron and Lapis and then 32 plus there’s more and more it’s wild how deep you have to go to find any ample amount of iron now it’s the well it’s not that you can’t find it right it’s more so that like like I’ll put I’ll give the chart

It just maximizes it M so like here’s the distribution chart the wording on the things just makes it easier to understand I don’t know what the ra and mou stand for I’m to be honest would that be the D playay well I guess it doesn’t really

Matter cuz it all be late oh no it says no hold up let me I guess these are important things reduced air exposure so like some are easier to find with strip mining and underwater mining that type of thing okay so stuff properly just buried within the Rock mhm all

Right oh my God so like diamond you have a lower chance of finding just like in a cave than you do like in an underwater cave or strip mine mainly for the fact that like it’s water not air but there’s still a cave right so it’s actually like a pretty

Good strap for getting those things give two what happened Diamond yep two so that gives me five you should go ahead and make like a pickaxe and enchant table you have five total well I think I’ve got I think I’ve got two or three more up in the chest oh

Nice I just I don’t have obsidian so I’d have to find a lava pit okay you ever just look at chat and see p imagine your viewers as your own children no yeah I know I I have peripheral vision yep yep yep I I I am IGN I am ignoring

It there are things you respond to there are things you look at with extreme concern there are things you look at and think how we as a society have fallen God abandoned this long ago God is dead bananas eaten let me toss this F I want a banana oh you are such a

Dick okay I am back that’s why I heard the cave sound there’s a flooded there’s a flooded tunnel above me all right do I have to make an account to play this game it feels like I have to make an account to play this game okay what Boulders

Gate oh yeah it seems like you got to make an account for [ __ ] everything no yeah like it’s it’s an issue at this point there are three things in the gaming industry that are genu that are genuine problems you have the file size of all of these games there is no reason

Anything should be above 100 gigabytes real GTA is the only one I’ll give any sort of credit for and even then they’re really pushing their luck the fact that every game needs its own dedicated launcher inside of the steam launcher that’s actually annoying yeah and then the fact that you need to

Have an account to play just about [ __ ] anything like come on dude just automatically create one through Steam that’s that in theory should like who benefits from those them how how do they even benefit from it like uh because they get to they they get to boast numbers I

Guess look how many accounts our services have these aren’t steam accounts no these are these are our these are our this is on our own infrastructure just track steam purchases just be just track purchases like a normal person like someone who doesn’t hate their life like someone whose father didn’t

Leave them at the age of four come on not not a difficult prise thank you zap thank [Laughter] you all right so then I have to connect my Steam account which is also just incred like why not just automatically make one so I have to like make the account

Then connect the Ste the steam account in the launcher which is requiring me to relog in it it’s so conf like how does anyone as a societ we are in a we are in an age where brain rot is so unbelievably prevalent in our society it

Is amazing that so many people get past that step like I’m I I at least know how to click the right button right like no it’s just they get bored and they get they get bored and they just close it like what the [ __ ] yeah like for me it’s just it’s

A mild inconvenience it’s just digital paperwork no one wants to [ __ ] do it but now I’m finally finally at the B gate thing now you can finally start accepting your sister’s invite requests God [ __ ] damn [Laughter] it okay look she bought you the game you you have no choice

Now going to hit play see what happens oh this is on the latest version I’m a dumbass wait like 20 point 1.2.3 I want to say right four4 villagers villagers are now significantly harder to set up so I am going to be here for a not yet oh is that uh 21

Update it’s it’s still Li okay what I want you to do is if you get if you can close the world and like go into its sets and if you could screen share so I can walk you through this in real time I’d rather not do this on stream please have some have

Some sense that’s fair it wouldn’t be too difficult basically right in this version there’s a bunch of features for 1.20.1 or 1.21 that you can just like enable or disable at Choice which I want to say includes currently the copper bulb and crafter the bundle because that’s been a

Thing that’s been like in that for a while and the what’s it called the Villager rebalance so you can like enable or disable any of those features like just in the in the world which is quite convenient honestly I don’t know if I want to [ __ ] with that like that’s

Genuinely just a thing where it’s like I can I can wait till 21 it’s not going to hurt me okay there is you who wants to you know dip your balls into everything right away and then I just I’m here Diggy Diggy Hole don’t give a [ __ ] no even yeah no [ __ ] you you got to love when the Ula for a game starts like it opens up with Ed user license agreement AKA our cursed pack hello and welcome mortal Soul see they’re Honest J they’re they’re already telling you that yeah this is a bunch of [ __ ] you are cursed to deal with we know you’ve already given up some coin to get this far and for that of course we are grateful yeah you also yet you must also know that every deal with a

Being such as ourselves comes with additional terms and conditions half that Logan God that doesn’t make me feel any better [ __ ] except zap I’m sad now what did you do all right so thought you were 40 and I told him and I I told him to half it and that did didn’t make

Me feel any better yes you did ignore it I I I read the message after saying it and I’m going to take your advice on this one pck you know there are some things in life you think you think to yourself wow how dare someone say that

But then you realize they didn’t they put it there for you to say and you don’t have to St to that level the chur zap no you’re grounded you [ __ ] all right boys we showing nudity in balers gate three okay thank you for thank you for specifying what the [ __ ]

You were talking about Jesus Christ don’t do that [ __ ] to me you [ __ ] all right boys today we’re showing nudity as I am streaming no are we it’s it’s a choice we got to we got to set up a pole ladies and gentlemen do you want a titties or black sensor

Bar oh my gosh hello that’s lava hey it’s lava wait a minute I don’t have water llama my prayers have been answered Diamond uh no water pool conveniently next to this lava oh nice no yeah that’s kind that’s how I feel about it oh this whole place is just

Sled all right well that’s nice I’m going to plug that I’m going to keep on chugging when you open the game play thing and the first option you see is System of Measurement metric absolutely [ __ ] not can’t be having that [ __ ] absolutely not Imperial burn it karmic dice we’re turning that off

We’re not babies you see that’s where you’re wrong Logan I have the excellent foresight to know not to try and do acrobatics over the guy with a laser sword he has the excellent amount of intelligence needed to say what if we don’t fight the guy with the High

Ground I’m also not athletic so it’s not like I could pull off that jump anyways that’s what I’m I just carry heavy [ __ ] integration how helpful is this for me wait twitch integration what is that so like some games you can basically just like directly integrate the game to the

Streaming platform and like stream it through the game essentially like stream the game through the game to the platform I want to say Minecraft used to have twitch integration or if not twitch integration something hold up well it’s a blessing they don’t anymore now all Twitches is just a porn

Site real no they like turn they changed that change yeah they changed it back do you think you think people gave up there are still people trying to push the [ __ ] limits dude it is a regular recurrence for that [ __ ] to happen now it is weekly okay so in 1.7.2 to

1.8.9 you can like integrate you can integrate with twitch when did they remove it in 1.9 did they specify why they removed it I mean honestly I think it’s just generically better to use OBS instead of any in game game broadcasting thing no yeah probably gold interesting this is a general rule of

Thumb praise OBS what we is a medium ground uh Twitter is X and I am Jesus Christ that’s it’s not X you’re Jesus Christ as much as Elon Musk would love for Twitter to be called X it is genuin no one is ever going to refer to it as

That only only the biggest dick suckers on this planet are going to call it X like you want to know what’s funny on the few times where like I actually click a Twitter link to like see something like it it’ll be the link will say x.com but once they open it in the

Browser it changes to twitter.com no yeah it is so yeah and it’s funny is like it is such a subtle way of him like it’s the one undeniable truth to this entire thing he has started is he cannot change what Twitter is you can’t undo who you are it’s

Like well it’s like so all of this stuff is formerly Twitter right the the domain the like actual website you put into your search bar it is still twitter.com Cal cuz it would be too much of a pain in the butt to change it it would break so many

Things like that would is dead no yeah he hasn’t done that enough right that’s the thing go worse and it’s somehow impressive that he has managed to not I think he finally laid off Dr I don’t think he ever laid off the drugs I think I I don’t know I’m surprised it’s

Still up I’m going to be honest has he ever gone ahead and just paid the rent for like H for Twitter headquarters I haven’t kept up with it I haven’t continue to I haven’t kept up with like Elon [ __ ] in a while like I don’t even know what’s going on with

SpaceX and that’s you know my [ __ ] area of [ __ ] no yeah like I not being on Twitter also means I don’t get to hear about all the [ __ ] that Twitter’s going through which I don’t hate no yeah you seemed far too worried about that platform when you were using it like I

Was I didn’t like having to leave it or not I didn’t want to leave it mainly for the fact of at the time I really I really just wanted to have that kind of interaction with like more people mhm right and that like if I if

You want to find a server Twitter is the only place you’re really going to discover anything new right okay nor if you okay I’m I’m put this out there right away if you go out of your way to like rig your YouTube recommended you can find some neat [ __ ] I have found

Some neat little you know small people doing Minecraft [ __ ] just because my recommended is the way it is for me I it shouldn’t require having to rig your YouTube recommended and Twitter was the most convenient option for that right me and judge actually have something planned we want to make a content

Creator Discord at some point not for the sake of just like what I already had a diamond pickaxe happen ah God [ __ ] all right I mean I guess we’re considering making a content creator Discord not for the sake of being aelf promo hell but for the sake of just like us then or

Mainly judge and I guess like people he knows just tracking projects down on Twitter and using it as like an information Hub right mhm so that way like me can help people so instead of like it just being some self-promo hell of a Creator Discord EG the intent of

The Discord is to then like just inform people of things that are happening okay so yeah so it’s just a little projects that happen yeah skipping the Twitter step right being a middleman hey a significantly better middleman oh yeah all right Logan are you okay game are you are you having like a

Schizophrenic episode or something stop being schizophrenic wait I don’t think I can say that no you can’t you [ __ ] I I apologize I’m very tired I’m going beuing honest it’s still funny that is a great bit but oh my God no I don’t think I can say that I’m sorry I’m

Too [ __ ] tired and I didn’t register what I was saying when I said it this is what you think before you speak trademark is that thinking isn’t something you’re cap capable of that’s accurate I know once on Minecraft I decided to use deep slate blocks to

Build the J okay right deep Slate’s the only block you should be using to make an Oreo all this material looks like it’s made of like dri armor like this entire area just feel St right yeah yes everything goes back to the Elder Scrolls at the end of the day the Elder

Scrolls invented fantasy and I know it did what the [ __ ] are you that a leach a tadpool a rolly P what the no you [ __ ] what’s your opinion on Tad PS uh frog oh I don’t like you okay that I shouldn’t have eaten a banana uh why did you find a penis

No I want to barf why you ever just see like a weird leech tadpole looking thing crawl into a person’s eye have you not played Halo have you not played Resident Evil no Dr first then don’t God I wish I [ __ ] I don’t know how I was drowning but we roll with

It all right my sister’s one request is that I make this person hot but I’m going to give them a mustache to ruin that request make it Colonel Sanders do your ESO character do it you have to do your ESO character you I to do back out it has to be Colonel

Sanders origin custom yeah burn that block son of a [ __ ] all right white dragon born I’m the dragon Born all right yeah he’s playing balers gate yeah I got gifted though honestly I feel like that’s something you that’d be good for like a stream or something oh no oh my God I can be a gnome can I make Colonel Sanders a gnome isn’t he already a

Gnome I think he’s already a gnome by technicality oh my God how far does this [ __ ] lava go Jesus Christ hold up I got to pull up a picture of Colonel Sanders no wait did you not didn’t you screenshot your ESO character no I’m just going to make this

As accurate to Colonel Sanders as I can no yeah ow and I’ve heard it’s really good no yeah this I I can I can work with a gnome like I’ve heard Boulder’s Gate is a really good game it can be a rock gnome a forest

Gnome or a deep gnome or a what gnome in the dark Forest gnome I can speak with animals I can talk to the chicken yes the [ __ ] whisper I think I’m going Forest gnome I want to be able to talk to the P Tre and then class Barbarian Bard cleric ruid fighter

Monk fighter Monk the ultimate class figher no two separate ones SP what what would Colonel Sanders be trying to think like I I can’t just smack people with the frying pan apparently I guess monk is like to hatch these hands right no yeah well I mean if

You if you could be a if you could be a chicken Whisperer chicken Whispering monk yeah there you Go background uh Guild Artisan I think is like yeah your skill in a particular craft my craft is cooking I’m Colonel Sanders and I approve this message colel Sanders baby I’m the Sanders baby or do you think Colonel Sanders is a noble well I mean considering that he is

Or was is I don’t know if he’s alive or not an American entrepreneur and is current and you know founded one of the most popular and iconic restaurant chains in the country probably a noble as far as fantasy is concerned oh yeah I’m going to go with

Aran just because like he cooked the chicken all right he cook the chicken he cooked the [ __ ] Colonel Sanders is highly charismatic finger looking good real he is a very wise man there’s anyone you need to learn frying techniques from techniques from it’s

Him real all right I got 10 or I got 12 obsidian time to [ __ ] off from that nightmare back to what I was doing okay no edit appearance that does not sound like Colonel Sanders what does Colonel Sanders sound like um a southerner like yeaw type [ __ ] just look

Up a KFC ad I’m I’m looking up a KFC ad okay go gosh okay it’s almost like you don’t want me to make the best colel Sanders I can okay is that the best Colonel Sanders ever is the Red Guard you made on ESO change my mind what if Colonel

Sanders owned Minecraft this would be the perfect world CU then everything would be fried chicken I would be mining with a diamond Fried Chicken pickaxe through fried deep death 3 years ago he’s been dead for a while okay Logan let’s not do that let let’s don’t let’s go I can moderate my chat

Zap no I you’ve already you already moderated that I I’m just I I just looked at that why did YouTube have to add this stupid [ __ ] Emoji thing right here at the site it is in in directly in the way of where I need to put my mouse I hate it it’s so

Useless all right he sounds like an old man which I don’t know what I was expecting I’m going perfectly honest was a southern old man this is probably the time where I need to start investing in moderators real all right voice do all right this has been such an

Enthralling stream it’s been us [ __ ] posting about Colonel Sanders the last 15 minutes while we’ve stared at the same textures real oh my God at least I got the Damen music to keep me going that’s Gravel all right I think this is a good one uh he is very white very very pale man which like makes sense he’s old crust all right he’s old and crusty have a battle scar I don’t think he has a battle scar I don’t think so he’s an

American entrepreneur not not a World War II vet maturity turn all the way up he has like light freckles are you going off of like an actual picture of the guy are you going off of like the KFC box art I’m going off an actual picture of the guy okay what’s a vgo

Pigmentation well [ __ ] with it find out he got all weird I don’t think I know how to mess with that setting right I don’t think I don’t think I know what I’m doing genitals default we’re gonna leave that at default um oh well you don’t want a schlong hanging around

Everywhere what are what are the options penis be be wait I have to see this what the [ __ ] and I don’t like it I have to see this show okay he I haven’t like made his face look normal yet this is a cursed I’m not I’m not limited to dicks either Why I’m not limited to dicks either give him a cooch I think I’ll do it chist on a stick this is going to be interesting I don’t I don’t know what to do anymore if you ever need someone to help you hit me up okay penis bee it’s a

Chad he’s got like blueish eyes I think I’m trying I’m trying to get a good picture of this beautiful Man’s eyes is it blowers is a gray they’re all hidden it’s all hidden behind glasses and like squint right he’s always squinting in everything stop being so happy stop being happy it’s not allowed

It’s like a blue gray so like steel blue kind of I have to be very careful I’m sorry that I’ve like derailed your stream with that bit oh no it’s fine I’m currently [ __ ] lip this guy barely even has lip why are you the way you are who said what happened

Oh it’s a m shaft oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is this world generation I just dug up underneath the stairs hey yeah what the [ __ ] dude I guess that is thing they did alter it with like 1 18 unless that’s just find the best

Hairstyle for so what if I just dig through no wait that’s just nor what the [ __ ] I can make him a Karen I’m not making him a Ken why would you do that why would you do that to our Lord and savior Colonel Sanders I don’t know maybe I hate myself

Okay you ever think of that oh that’s an enchanted gun you get down here you little [ __ ] don’t get me colel Sanders he’s a hero of the People okay we’re off to a fantastic start in this place already holy hell hey we got a mine cart with a chest right now is that it yeah that’s it for this spot all right man I wish I had you have like a silvery wh I wish I had a better way of

Signifying where I’ve been and where I haven’t been okay there’s a Creeper down there there’s a mine cart here so we’re going to go with the mine cart glowberries baby and melon seeds hell yeah and a gap all right I need like the proper mustache beard combination honestly like that one looks

About not quite enough St ah I saw that come get me you bony bastard honestly it’s probably good all right and that a creeper I got [ __ ] creeper ain’t creeping anymore your hair does not feel right oh that’s better oh that’s good all right all right see you

Logan all right there’s got to be I think that might be how I do this right I have an idea since I’ve got so much godforsaken couble deep slate I think I might take down like these fence posts mhm uh the like making Stone pickaxes or something uh no replace the

Posts with um Cobble deep slate to signify which which like what path takes me back to the way out of here okay that’s good yeah I don’t think I want to give Colonel Sanders any body art no W tats uh no not this time all right so there we go look at this

Beautiful man this time with his clothes on oh yeah if colon Sanders was an elf that’d probably be him yeah he’s a gnome with a tiny penis listen I’ll have you know he doesn’t even have one anymore Colonel coochie on COD for eel how do I name my

Do that like doing a little jig getting jiggy with it beautiful person I have to send a I have to send a screenshot to my to my older sister she demands to know what my first character [ __ ] are you so are you going to tell her the lore behind it

Or you just going to send it with say I am colal sand I am colel sand colel Colonel Sanders Jesus Christ I don’t know why I tried to pronounce the L okay right personally I blame whatever stupid [ __ ] decided to spell colonel that way there is wow I [ __ ] hate it is the

Reaction oh that’s rude come on it’s not that that bad probably I’ve already gotten last oh dearga -7 out of 10 don’t touch a Starion with that face I don’t know who that is but we’re going to be best friends did you tell her the

L oh no yeah I’m having a stroke yeah I I’m I’m just Colonel Sanders man I’m a I’m Colonel Sanders okay what is this guy a 20 bladed lightsaber rookie numbers okay colel Colonel Sanders oh my God zap proceed edit character name the default is defaults Tab and tab we’re not we’re not going tab Lord Colonel Sanders you need a guardian choose one okay a

Guardian I I need to create a guardian for Colonel Sanders you got to create yourself a babysitter can we make Ronald McDonald the guardian oh my [ __ ] no Burger King Burger King Burger King oh dear is there like a guy that’s the mascot for Burger King no

Yeah hold on let me let me pull up the picture Burger King mascot oh my God he’s beautiful no yeah see this guy is gorgeous fits right in all right so that’s a cave spider spawner I want nothing to do with that [ __ ] that will

Kill me that will that will be the end of our little Adventure here ladies and gents so we’re going to ignore it and go back home because I need to unload my Inventory all right going to be a tall ass Human you are a tall ass Human no you’re not I think you’re shorter than I am this man’s beautiful that’s nice that I I don’t think I’ve ever seen the Burger King mascot until now but

Like this is a work of art how have you not seen that till now that is a genuine question what the [ __ ] all right that’s like the proper kind of like brown orange for him you’re not answering the question Z carefully fck chck can you believe this can you believe this absolute

Lon can you believe that this [ __ ] has young and beautiful that’s one way to put it can you believe this [ __ ] has taken 19 years to see the Burger King mascot I I don’t think I was ready to see him until right I think that’s he’s an 18 plus

Character no he’s he’s horrified Ling like I I I was going to make a porn joke you just okay like I just feel something deep within every time I see this man’s face un true Owen what unamerican bastard the Burger King guy you oh for not knowing the Burger King mascot

The True Burger King you you traitorous [ __ ] I’m sorry I don’t think you are you treasonous [ __ ] oh it is dark as hell outside we are making a break for it a right I’ll keep the gapple on me throw that in there and then like the most beautiful must beard combination

What I have to like really oh that that that’s right that that’s good all right so I need pants and a hat get me you bastard that that here is last where are those bones that’s skin actually wait now since I’m up here I can set up a nether portal now that’s

Something I can do probably I don’t know next stream maybe depends on how long it takes me to get the oh yeah all right zap where do you think I should put this portal um considering like it’s a little bit delayed like where are you thinking are you thinking like in your house

Outside of it probably out build it into a wall I think like build it into like the wall of a mountain or something all right like make a cool little entrance actually you like build it like fairly High upwards on one of of those mountainous walls and like have a

Pathway leading up to it oh [ __ ] I can make high rothgar hey Godzilla fan how are you doing how we we we makeing High harar I could do just like this world’s equivalent all right I mean right to be fair look at you know how tall this this

[ __ ] gets I could have a high rothar anywhere all right I’ve created my guardian oh wait okay see that right there underneath underneath the big arch okay yeah I think I know you’re about put put it right up there do it and then just build around

It is there an easy way to get up there without killing myself that is the real question ladies and gentlemen oh wait wait is this the is this the area I think it is is this the location of the thumbnail it might be actually oh [ __ ] yeah this might be that

Archway got a nice little Stone generator there automatic I just what’s like the one scream that’s like used in all the movies what’s it like a Wilson scream or something The Wilhelm scream Wilhelm I they just played you’re serious bro developers of taste real this is beautiful oh wait there’s

That there’s a ruined portal right beside okay okay I could do it here or hold on let me see where this goes my sister is not happy with the choices I’ve made this is what she gets for years of sending me invite what do you mean years Boulders

Gate’s been out for a year years of sending [Laughter] invite yeah Years oh they just got evaporated [ __ ] you just got evaporated no like some thing it just got teleported actually it’s like a tentacle Viking ship that’s flying through the sky make games I could do that no yeah I could do that probably hold on let me get a look around real

Quick I feel like if I did that I’d have to do a different mountain right cuz this one the way this one’s just generated is just a little too funky for something like that me Fields no yeah so where else I guess I could put it somewhere batshit crazy like up

There and it be like an actual like workout to get to the portal right I don’t know if you’re looking up but I could put it at like the really big one to the right of the house looking away from it like I think it’d be cool to like

Build it either on top of or in Mountain right no yeah I I don’t know which one in particular are you looking at the stream right now right the second yes so whenever it catches up maybe right in there I think if you’ve been looking at

The same Mountain for a while yeah that look really cool the one where it’s got like this big hole that’s half faded out of the render distance yeah yeah that that would be cool I think it’d be cool yeah like just f yeah that’d be that’d be

Good and then not mean [ __ ] with that right I could do I could do like a staircase that goes through this mountain up to here and then just Bridge my way across right over to that mountain dig through it and then get up there I could do some cuted [ __ ]

With that you have options oh my God Colonel Sanders is awake you’re finally awake hey you you’re finally awake mind flare P the [ __ ] could have sworn I got a Discord ping what the [ __ ] yeah so I could do like I could start a staircase down there kind of like right

In front of the house dig it up to here come across here have a little path Jesus Christ uh come across bridge over to that and then just have an entire path that goes along the mountain up into that that would be super cool oh is that going to be the first is

That going to be the first big build of the world is just my staircase to the Nether Portal all you remember you remember the time where you could jump into a block of water and still Die yeah doesn’t doesn’t that pain just resonate with you I hate water so much for people who do not understand the context zapier is currently running a a series on his channel called wonder where he’s going through the entire catalog of Minecraft versions and at one given point in time water blocks were

Basically a Biblical plague where if you placed one it would flood everything on that y level and below it it would just automatically fill it in so all it took was you breaking one wrong block and your world was done there creepers could like there was no time for Noah to get the

Boat when creepers could just go ahead and like activate get activated by skeletons because they would see you through walls and the skeletons would try to attack you and hit the creepers it it was terrible oh that’s just like the fear that’s just like that’s just like the fear Nightfall

Thing value got us playing so the creepers and that not only can they launch at you they can see you through glass it’s like in combination with the water mechanics it was Goofy so ladies and gents there is the self-promo he was probably Desiring this

Entire time go watch his [ __ ] yo wait I got self-promo I didn’t even realize wait it wasn’t self-promo you promoted me [ __ ] a promotion I have a quarter stuff youtube.com SL fantaz app I think that’s the URL I could be wrong I could be very

Wrong is that the URL Z would you like to correct me I I don’t I I’m I’m zoned out man I’m just the guy with a yeah I’ve noticed I’m just a guy with a big ass stick a sphincter isn’t a wait isn’t the sphincter like like ass yeah that’s your that’s your

Anal cavity I can interact with the giant sphin what’s do in here I see why this game Got Game of the Year ah ah okay there’s I hear voices in my head you are a voice in your head anyways yeah I can I can see why this game got gam of the

Year now honestly I can I can see it 100% % where’s my hoe why is this game the way it is what the [ __ ] Rangers that’s goofy you’re able to give your character an actual just like Tic Tac and now you’re interacting with a giant butthole hey not just any giant butthole

The giant butthole of a dead monster probably that doesn’t make it better at all that does not make it better I apologize that but that is not how that works enough for the portal but I didn’t make enough I can fix that later I still have so much [ __ ] reach the brain Jar oh [ __ ] oh I’m floating oh [ __ ] hi floating I’m pix I’m going to go get some tea entertain my chat while I’m gone oh okay so chat let’s say hypothetically you were made of purple right like let’s just say by Theory the ship is a monster and very

Much still alive for now don’t you spoil the ship status of being alive then again I guess how did fer open so wide oh know I’m going to hit this brain jar this is going to go poorly oh it didn’t like the oh yeah no htic

BR all right I can’t dip my weapon in the costic BR unfortunate let’s go over this way you should let me join you I want to do my first play through this on my own right like I I want to try this out this guy is not happy are you are you

Chilling you you vibing I don’t think he vibing he’s sitting on a chair he looks like he’s wanting to oh no he he ain’t vibing he ain’t vibing are you okay Sir why is the brain talking stop I’ll I’ll help you Bri I’ll help you hold up shut those lights off all right all right all right all right enemies so how’s the monster [ __ ] going for you uh I’m I’m scared according to Owen according to Owen the game is metant for multiple

People and takes over 60 hours to finish your solo playthrough will give you brain cancer I can handle brain cancer okay I don’t think he has a brain to get cancer so we’re fine have have a great day zap all right so this minion wants to Be like this brain minion of the people who kidnapped the colonel sand why I just use iron I say break it I say just destroy the brain your brain or the monster brain the monster brain like for Gore you don’t have one to destroy oh all right yeah this thing is dead and

Fluffy’s not here to save You screw you you people kidnap me just mine or just make a lot of iron shovels also don’t kill the little brain monster he’s a friend I thought I was killing the brain monster but no apparently I saved him he’s a friend he is a monster they kidnapped

Me they kid kidnapped me Colonel Sanders then again I don’t know maybe you could taste pretty good so where does the Burger King where where does the Burger King come into play here I don’t know where the Burger King comes into play we’ll keep you intact you are unpleasant are you a dog

That is such a string that’s such a string of words what are you or no you are unpleasant are you a dog they look like a dog they got four legs what what do I call what do I call this little Friend are you evil friend H we are uh okay link I appreciate that you’re trying to help me out don’t don’t spoil things for no yeah oh and let him figure a [ __ ] out what’s at the home are you a hive mind no considering they referred to considering they referred to itself as us probably

Yeah leave this realm I’m Colonel Sanders you cannot tell me what the [ __ ] to do I’ll fry your ass I’m keeping you alive because I think you’ll taste really good between two pieces of bread nothing oh and just let him let him figure his [ __ ] out it’s

Funnier this way because when zap gets to a point where he has no idea what to do he begins to slam his head into a wall and it’s always very entertaining to watch like you you told me what the brain’s name is just before I got to

Learn the brain’s name so it doesn’t matter but like I when I I want to figure these things out right like I just want to experience it from the game right all right pal let’s and I need some personal entertainment factors coming out of this experience so no yeah

Me just rambling to myself you have no contact oh God God that guy just ragged all oh it’s a g mod play through I see it’s our next Gmod videos app the [ __ ] come on game you seem really s i was I forc on here give me the

Diamonds to give you our gift I don’t like that quit your bitching I’m already beautiful and Powerful what do you mean soon I will be is beautiful a concern there is that just part of the is that what they said they said soon you will be so beautiful so powerful because they they

Put a maggot in my eye no okay you know what you’re saying this guy this guy didn’t kidnap he was Master did [ __ ] it he’s on board with it I’m killing it I’m not your friend I’m killing you you are dying his undertale genocide route that may maybe give the brain a chance

You know maybe he in Beauty with the magical maggot of power no I don’t think I need his power you are going to have a very rough time I am already calling it I don’t need your power foul Beast oh that’s lapis that is laiss why can’t I hit you

I want you to stay behind I’m going to kill you how do I kill you I should have killed you when I had the chance I shouldn’t have given you Mercy bro stuck with him that is how do you feel zap and me I’m going to kill this thing how you’re going to

Die I just hit it they ran off Diamond I’m not paying attention here we go all right they fooked it they didn’t like that two three four five six God damn dude that gives me 10 wait a minute is that enough for where did go oh my God I don’t appreciate that you

Ran away sir you should have thought just fought me like a man all right oh my God all right chat I think I might have done it I might have done did it I think I’ve got enough for pants I think I’ve got enough for pants and a

Helmet then I can do the enchantment table and then a sword hey little guy where are you where’d you go friend leave the poor brain Alone come on man where are you come on come here I won’t hurt you again hello Forest how are you why are you the way you

Are where are you friend mine can you not sound like you’re trying to seduce the brain monster no I just want to kill you for putting me on this goddamn ship I don’t think it was the brain’s fault I’m I’mma be real with you Chief the brain said it

Was to give you our gift and they called themselves us if they’re not the physical being that did that they are part of the hive mind that did it and I quite frankly do not approve maybe there’s a subplot where you free the little brain creature and he’s just your

Buddy I don’t think there’s that sub plot I think I have to go commit murder what did he ever do to you didn’t you free it yeah I freed it thinking it was perhaps a friend but no they’re part of now that I know it’s a hive mind and

That Hive mine kidnapped me I ain’t dealing with this [ __ ] [ __ ] was not enough we need two more for a helmet damn oh I got so hopeful there for a second God damn it dude that makes me Sad [ __ ] go and dump all that off because I don’t need it all right back to hell my favorite where’s your little brainy boy you went running off somewhere this way what did he ever do to you you know he kidnapped me no his master did he’s part of his

Master well fre free him no that’s not how Hive mines work it is now free him no God you idiot what did I do outside of get excited for nothing start a conversation am I talking to this monster mhm die monster you don’t belong I’m about to get

Stabbed well you shouldn’t have ATT you should you shouldn’t have attacked it it’s a green lady oh uh sprin like a orcish looking person I think I think she’s an orc you all right friend give me your little brain of course more tough why not let’s go I don’t like that okay oh

Yo that was what I needed I don’t have to be down here anymore oh [ __ ] yes the [ __ ] that is nope I got what I need I don’t like these people my primary concern is the armor Spooky right I I can I can farewell with an iron sword game pauses around you during combat so you have time to plan your actions Holy [ __ ] I don’t know why I added Animal Crossing music to the playlist I’m so [ __ ] sleepy now real I keep holding tab instinctually just to see who is online this is a single player World all right all right one tap You all right so we get that hell yeah Bonk all right then give me four of those give me that do I have sugar can I do not I’ve got to find sugar shooting fire at me are you surprised I don’t appreciate it not too

Bad I could have sworn at one point I had a boat I could be wrong but I’m pretty sure that at one point I had a boat this is the only easy way to get get around here yeah where’s the I’m going to screenshot

Those do not have a boat but I can make a boat get a light crossbow we’ll take it skar simitar take it yeah curved swords and curved swords sword items I I’ll just take all of this I can grow it this says my weed for the FBI agent watching this that is

A joke this is a video game this is Minecraft my weed is sugarcane it produces sugar you know the thing that you put in your tea to make it sweet sugar the thing that is in your glazed donuts to make it taste good okay I have a

Gun that’s a nice zap anything else you like to share with the class my gun [ __ ] damn it okay okay um wait wait let us continue okay hold up that was not intentional this is why I don’t say things past 10 [Laughter] p.m. oh my God okay right to be fair kind of

Funny these dragons are being you you might have standards but I don’t respectfully that was funny there are a lot of torches on the floor all right where do I put this puppy probably down probably dig out gold honestly take everything for now we can at least sell some of it later I

Think nope give me that is that another sphincter it’s a sphincter do you ever think before opening your mouth I found a Spiner you heard it here first folks is that discovered his second [ __ ] this thing has a lot of [ __ ] thank you Dex bro just Unleashed a

Demon all right I came out here looking for something I’ve already forgotten what it was back inside oh that’s right I need Stitch that is not going to be enough but we’re going to roll with it that so what is the optimal spacing for a for an enchanting

Table uh so they have to be within a block of the or like with they have to be two blocks away from the table in any direction even diagonally within a block or two blocks like two blocks away from it so one block of space between it and the table okay All right stone brick walls mayhaps Mayh and then I can do deep slate tile floors all right there’s someone here is very Unhappy Shadow heart damn it just give me there we go you’re a stranger can only imagine this is what it’s like when crazy people start arguing with themselves Real you got five for us an empty socket you have five what diamonds or sphincters God all right so that’s this one you ass oh God us up interesting us is back and they want to kill us I can’t imagine Why I see so you have one diamond for each [ __ ] interesting interesting do I have to say it the way I do absolutely absolutely not am I going to continue to absolutely you expect anything different I don’t know what’s I don’t know what to tell you all right there we

Go oh [ __ ] okay Colonel Sanders is not not feeling too great it’s your pleasure that’s nice Forest thank you I see very very intriguing I shall add it to my research notes research notes the entire last the rest of this stream is literally just going to be a bunch of [ __ ] jokes isn’t

It no yeah it’s going to be a bunch of sphincters all right one of the Builds on the hardcore World we’re going to build a giant anus and see how long it takes for me to get banned on YouTube let’s see here we can blame Zap for it God damn it us is

Alive you could have just accepted their help all right uh don’t kill me please [ __ ] what they they downed me L okay I really hate now how every time I open up like Discord for a second all I see is the lower half of your character and his dick just hanging down

You me to delete it no I’m just I’m going to show this to you that is that is what I kept seeing in the chat this is [Laughter] beautiful do see know that I sent that it’s no longer a problem so all is well in the world you no longer have to

Feel the wrath of Colonel Sanders Chow I can live in pece all right all right all right right okay you need to die no you get up Colonel Sanders okay you hav’t fun there Colonel Sanders is living for how long what’s the life expectancy doctor we’re not certain he’s at one

Health this Shadow heart person does not seem to be too happy I wonder empty what goes in all right just got to be something that I can do to let this person out maybe it’s like that maybe it’s like that one Family Guy thing where it’s

Like uh it’s like a lock but the key is a penis I hope the key isn’t up us [ __ ] the lock mysterious liquid wonder what this does are you in a sphincter did you find mysterious liquid in a sphincter I mean it seems like there’s a lot of sphincters and this is like

Inside the body right liid doesn’t seem to I I already don’t like it I already don’t like it all right I killed us that’s good poor dude they had an intellect devour with them so I’m not saying that they deserve death but I don’t like what they did to me

Can I like have you ever thought to consider that maybe that maybe the little hive mind there is the L why is something on fire I lost my train I thought and I’ve got fence post so I can actually make a cow Farm oh we’re getting places baby this has been a very

Productive stream it’s only it’s not even been 2 hours yet holy [ __ ] almost there but not quite oh yeah zap is Flash me with Colonel Sanders gnome dick he has explored two [ __ ] I have got a complete set of diamond armor two diamond pickaxes and I’m working on enchanting room look at me

Go I love the sound of deep slay tiles all such a it’s such a beautifully clinky sound an El Rune pick up eldrich as an eldrich smpp eldrich smpp like from the hit smpp eldrich all right we take the healing pot let’s leave that console for now and Then damn it all right how more do I need one two three I need four more the sacrificed Fus is still just knocked out we got to put him out of his mystery out of his misery be free all right we’re saving you Shadow heart wherever the hell you are you’ll

Save the shadow heart but you won’t you murder the bra creature a humanoid they look you ever think to you ever think to consider that the the brain creature the hive mind is just one singular physical entity with all of the other Collective consciousnesses is inside of it because of the guy

Who this person seems unrelated to like whatever the hell’s going on here and frankly I don’t like whatever the hell’s going on here I’m Colonel Sanders I am not about to have a maggot shoved up my eye what if you did anyway so no we’re helping this person

All right there we go start on the wall also just realized I’m still using the dmer skin that’s great nice thank you Dex oh the parasite is not happy hey you killed you killed his friend I am being told not to do something I think or maybe I’m being oh

I think I’m like connecting to the control panel for freeing her open sesame so wait is it fantasy or is it sci-fi what the [ __ ] it’s like some weird alien looking monster heart pod thing the heart of luron except it’s zus the anus of luron sh’s ass a handsome man and full

Creef Be Free Shadow Heart come on that was funny she does not seem too happy sounds like you’re about to get your ass beat again how you doing friend okay she’s thankful God damn it you know it’s realistically it would be smart for me to stop this at midnight because I’m technically just

Kind of on call all week for work yeah but I think I’m going to do a full four hours tonight I think I’ll go till 1 right how far in are you right now just uh we are 8 minutes away from 2 hours okay yeah I I love this dialogue all right

Then let’s get going I’m Colonel Sanders you got to love it got to love it she just has a dice that she’s taking with her she just took a D20 ni cuz isn’t isn’t like the combat in this game like turn base all right that uh yeah it’s turn based I just

Don’t know like I didn’t expect this woman to like grab a physical dice that that caught me off guard look man all right DN D is real and it will hurt you through another sphincter we go why are there so many [ __ ] this is a man of many asses we’re nearing the

Helm that is a thought I didn’t know I I didn’t know was thinkable I’m going to save the game and then I’m going to try breaking one of these things that looks important I guess nothing nothing bad can happen here cerebral aquarium [ __ ] oh it wasn’t important never mind oh it wasn’t sphincter

Sphincter what if I just make like a short and it’s just a compilation of every time you’ve said you you’ve said sphincter this entire stream sphincter thank you zap all right this guy looks like cthulu he’s being attacked by imps we had to kill the imps are the

Imps friendly or not what’s going on are you okay you sounds like you’re having a bit of a crisis it sounds like you can’t really decide what you want to do all right this mind player I I don’t like him seems kind of sus I’m going be perfectly honest you seem kind of

Sus you sussy Baka and I already went to kill myself all right you should how could you say that BR bro uh go ahead and equi this place looks so cool I need to [ __ ] around with like oh sh [ __ ] zap what if we put ether on an amplified

Setting we could do you think the server can handle it I don’t know if I would risk it just given the given that it’s already going to be intensive for mods right and like we’re already using something things that somewhat alter generation mhm right I mean we could we could do it

With the you know just while we’re testing it just to see what happens right cuz I I’m very curious to see how that would work no yeah cuz in concept that sounds super cool no yeah in concept it does and it would be cool in practice too if the server cannot explode no

Yeah oh she’s got healing [ __ ] ow you [ __ ] do you have any range to attack can you Colonel Sanders restore your health colel Sanders I do decree you must restore your health you do have a ranged attack it does exist how on Health Care System how much does a short bow do two

To seven all right I can’t really reach anybody end turn do I have any nothing I can really do here I this mind flare is dealing with the big imp you can go ahead I’m going dim those holy [ __ ] my eyeballs guiding bolt oh I’m a lot less pink now

Lads all right so they’ve been evaporated we chilling is that a good thing I evaporated complete and total vaporization a good thing for what I’m trying to accomplish here yeah is occurred to me that in single block of water drowned pretty damn well useless if they don’t have a trident

Real all right and turn you can start bringing him relatively close Yeah not worth it right now give me that give me that thr that in there all right I need to get to the trans no I think we can take I think we can kill this guy oh reach it before the nautiloid crashes we have 12 turns to do that okay

In which case you are going to [ __ ] book it in that direction Run oh yeah I don’t like that okay um I can only imagine how atrocious The Villages are going to be oh God all right you’ve been shot I’ve been shot that’s news to me yeah how dare you get shot you realize how expensive Medicaid is how dare you get shot you [ __ ]

Prick no really that’s what I’m saying Jesus Christ all right we are going to hell going to hell and I’m ready for SHP oh [ __ ] that’s a thing I got to do that’s right I’ve got to set up a pen for cow and well sheep is probably a better thing at the

Moment di why you whining the Mind flare is not feeling too great I’m G be perfectly honest all right U go ahead shoot the Imp and then you’re okay next start heading forward do you need to go outside again you little dumb ass I think he needs to

Go party he’s big chilling entertain my chat I don’t have a I don’t have a VB screen all right chat so today we’re g to find some more sphincters let’s see here there we go so people know what the hell’s going on I just took my boots off

Too dude [ __ ] this this is [ __ ] yet I am so sorry for your loss this is such a crock [ __ ] you’re inconvenient you managed to survive that don’t like that and turn yeah you can go for her that’s fine no I’m Sanders you [ __ ] mind flare is not feeling to Do you start booking it ahead and turn don’t care too much about whether or not that mine flare Lives why can’t I use spell I just out of it I might out I don’t like it I I reached it I reached the thing all right oh wait I’m supposed to be

Entertaining chat yeah I forgot about that how is everybody doing I hope you’re all having a wonderful day I’m incredibly distracted there’s a dragon here chat I’m very tired after today and I’ve lost most of my streaming energy from yeah she is dead she just got cooked I lost most of my streaming

Energy from yesterday I did a 6our one so I’m just kind of tired right now now I am very relaxed we are about to die she does not seem too happy very sleepy criminal acts can be overheard I to reduce noise oh if I want to be a creamy now got to be

Sneaky welcome back pigs I hear him chat don’t you hear him he’s bringing his dog in he got that dog in him chat he got that dog oh he he has to go close doors and turn lights off can you believe this honestly he expects me to

Entertain chat and I could do that if it was 11:00 p.m. and I wasn’t exhausted who the hell is that that is a woman there’s a lot of these I hear the puffer crying this is sad I’ve fallen out of the ship no oh God the mine flare is still there

No it’s fallen and I can’t get up oh I didn’t die all right so I have a new Theory as to why Dex keeps whining I think he for whatever reason does not like the sound of Levi’s guitar fair enough I think I think it just has a certain frequency that Dex

Really just does not like oh yeah cuz it seems to his whining seems to correlate with when Levi starts to you know play it no yeah I got tadpole in my skull I don’t like this please leave my skull can you make up your mind of what it

Is okay well the game just called it the tadpole so that’s what we’re going with I guess all right all right sick this room is done now all I have to do is get the bookshelves and decorate it yeah which means I have to set up a pen and find

Cows cuz I feel like it’s going to be the most efficient way to do it yeah Dex you are fine if I had the power to I would go yell at my brother and tell him to stop playing that damn guitar but I lack the power to do so all right hey leveled

Up got a health increase unarmored movement not wearing armor or Shield additional key Point mon technique patient wind I don’t want to report or block someone what the heck YouTube thank all right this will have to do for now stick that there for decoration quote unquote that’s my excuse Dex you need to

Chill you are fine the guitar is not going to hurt you that’s what you’d like to think I think it’s a combination of the guitar and him having a case of the Zoomies I let him outside his first instinct was to try and run into the

Driveway to chase a cat I’m pretty sure he’s just got the Zoomies yeah I mean stuck the temperature will do that wait what being stuck inside doesn’t help that no yeah well he’s he’s only inside because well it’s 11:00 and because uh rain no yeah okay those are pillagers what the [ __ ]

Noted all right that time for the fun part of the adventure I got to go find me some beef beef all right where the [ __ ] am I that’s a great question Z where the [ __ ] are you all right can I swim no you can’t swim I was right look at me go Colonel

Sanders would be a wonderful swimmer he could beat Michael phel Colonel Sanders could just beat God mangled Fisher Give Me Your Money Shadow heart all right we got there’s a c friend are you okay guy you’re chickens I do not hear cows I need cows yeah they are holding like some pointy

D20 wake up friend good morning that’s the most normal generation I have seen so far wait what happened oh just World Generation that doesn’t look crazy no yeah I’m looking I see that yeah this is my grand quest for beef I happened to a gift Friend we were abandoned L we were abandoned by the green lady L I do not know you’re a Healer oh come on cow where are you at where are you at you friend hell yeah we got shadowart she’s big chilling and she can heal Colonel Sanders because he doesn’t

Have his Famous Fried Chicken buckets I would kill kill for fried chicken oh God I haven’t had that in a while no yeah I am well I mean I said I I’ve had it like de like fairly recently but I would kill for some right now it or pizza like I’m down for

Either no yeah same which is like sad cuz those are the two things I can get like at my dorm area right like at my hall no yeah but I can’t do that until they open for the year oh that’s right oh that shit’s close cuz no one’s there that’s unfortunate isn’t it

Yeah I found a wizard hat it’s not really Colonel Sanders’s like it’s not his type of thing right like he he he doesn’t need a wizard house but I don’t know I think Colonel Sanders and a wizard hat would look fire oh that’s so cool recipe for suspension of Mer grass That do the thoughts of those nearby take the gold that look like my profile picture now heyo got a fancy ass hat wait what oh did you get a fancy hat for Lord Sanders he is no mere Colonel he is the Lord the ultimate standard he is the Lord of

Kentucky real and fried chicken by proxy they’re one in the same be real here the entire state of Kentucky is just one big piece of fried chicken exactly all right what does this mangled fisherman have I can believe it I can believe it perfumed Le

Read sigh I love you there I said it and if you meet me tomorrow I’ll say it again and again and keep on saying it till we’re old and gray so let’s do it let’s go to balder’s gate I know it’s risky but so is staying here the last

Few months have been hard but they’re always a little easier when you’re there leave your boat and meet me at the the hill overlooking the old bridge bring whatever you can carry we’ll make do without the rest don’t be late love Anna yeah this [ __ ] dead that’s

Unfortunate look at this guy he he had a he had a loving loving partner he that go well H you didn’t need it I’m sure real yeah the only real downside to this is because of how high all of the hills are I have no [ __ ] clue where the sun is

At yeah I found a book called shanties for the [ __ ] Queen this is what I found a book called shanties for the [ __ ] Queen We Xeno Blade reference oh wait is that we we all row with a spray up on our necks and we all row with spray up

On our backs and we all R feet and the [ __ ] Queen St the storm oh you did a little dance when I saw him he’s listening bucket of fish oh it’s turning night of course it is you [ __ ] all right it’s not chicken but it’ll do it ain’t finger looking good I can

Say that your M finger looking good but it’s sufficient it’ll have to do it’ll get the jab done Dex you are fine chill your tits my dude rip damn relax oh [ __ ] what just adding something to Wares do I probably add something to Wares if I were to take a

Guess if I were to take a gamble if I were a Gambling Man and with it being as late as it is I’m a Gambling Man personal chest to store items you don’t want them exploring Dex can you relax you [ __ ] holy [ __ ] take this oh hey look I think I’ve been to

This place this music kicked in at the right moment Jesus Christ that is a risk I’m not willing to take I’m going to walk around spell slot which restored on a long oh that’s why I couldn’t use the healing past that one point what okay so I guess spells you can only

Use after a long rest you can only use so many until you’re run out okay look at this place holy [ __ ] got to wait for the stream to catch up a moment you’re in a village no yeah it’s two houses two house V but look at this

Place it’s like a pretty fancy little area yeah and I can officially say I beat Phils of this [ __ ] no yeah these guys have no jobs they got nothing going for him they got a Golem and he’s beat up like a [ __ ] holy [ __ ] this is this is wild this is

Genuinely just freaky almost I love Amplified J it is okay right it’s almost like Xeno blady no yeah yeah I’ll give you that we take the rout we take tongs and a hammer as well become a blacksmith I mean Colonel Sanders is an artisan now when I picked

That I mainly meant for like tools and [ __ ] but regardless we got some sheep or I me that for food and [ __ ] right but we we take this we win These go to this intellect devour do you have Anything no holy [ __ ] this is so cool I I have no words besides this is so cool no yeah oh [ __ ] I didn’t mean to add the fish to my Wares remove from where come to camp I don’t need no fish you are a fish you’re a fish you’re a fish you’re ayed

Commer okay can the can it please stop spawning sheep and spawn me some cows that was a lot of gold come on this would be such a good place for it oh I can feel the chop of it loading in new chunks oh boy all right I see a pig that’s not

What I’m looking for see a house okay holy [ __ ] oh my God I don’t like the fact that there’s intellect devours here but also I’m not letting any of these [ __ ] get away we’re going to go kill them and all of a sudden it got really

Cold oh my God this feels like a lot of effort for a [ __ ] cow I have found everything but a cow I have seen horses I have seen sheep I have seen pigs I have seen chickens I have not found a single piece of Beef I found cows I don’t like these intellect devours well Devour the intellect devours Vore them first real that is Dex that was the best reaction you could have had to that sentence Oh where’s your friend nope come on we are Noah as Ark in this [ __ ] you guys will be the start of a new generation of cattle you will supply me with food for generations to come for years centuries even perhaps even a millennia you too will be the start of something

Grand a family lineage that transcends time itself you will become the and there’s a sheep hi you you you ruin the moment I guess I guess we got this you two and this one sheep will transcend time itself to form something the likes this universe has never can

You come back here you stupid [ __ ] come here holy [ __ ] Colonel Sanders is not doing great okay uh you bastards I’ll be real your guys is path PA path finding your path finding your path finding could be better I hear the sound of a white guy

With a gun I am worried and there are two sheep okay one sheep two sheep red sheep blue sheep and turn and Poetry the group is slowly growing this wasn’t the plan I got two sheets two cows there’s going to be a third one the moment I come over this next Hill what the [ __ ] dude oh my God come on holy [ __ ] I live how barely I mean Colonel Sanders is on 4 HP

He’s just not very tanky what’s his Max uh 13 He took all that damage in a single hit 13 holy [ __ ] come on you guys can do it I know you’re not stupid it’s cuz they’re on a singular block all right you can do it come on this is just a jolly good

Crusade oh now another now a cow spawns closer you both of you there are two of you oh my God you [ __ ] [ __ ] all of you I really should have brought that bed with me just so I could sleep on the on the spot cuz that

Sun is going down and I can guarantee you I will not make it oh [ __ ] uh all right oh my God how do I get down oh God okay that’s not good oh you stupid [ __ ] all right going to dig a shelter this is how we will survive the night

Surely I’ll be safe here right all right there’s a chicken Z look at my stream tell me how [ __ ] goofy this [ __ ] is there’s so many animal they’ve got you cornered they’ve got you pinned I wish this one cow would move so I could place the dirt blocks I don’t

Have to worry about getting like shot by anything all right so we’re just chilling here for the next 10 minutes how we all doing if there’s anyone in chat anyone lurking how are we doing y all live in our B BL okay how the [ __ ] I’m sitting here waiting for

The night to pass zap’s over there trying to figure out why Boulder’s Gate is what it is Genji is liking my tweets we chilling we we big chilling this chicken is also just really good at shoving me out of the way and it’s Raining at this point I feel like I’m just being made fun of I think that’s what’s happening yeah what was that I sneezed and it hurt is that what that was yeah cut out for me I was very scared dead M player avoid bulb possibly pulling nearby objects all right

Two and a half hours in I have made significant progress you happy to be back at the the super flat world living your best life what’ you call this [ __ ] hell amplifi I mean yeah I’m excited cuz this is so this is so like right because of

The terrain generation this is so much different than any other Minecraft thing I’ve done and so I am really trying to figure out what the [ __ ] to do here and because it’s also hardcore right you also have the I really don’t want to die because this seed in

Particular I like there’s a reason this world is what it is no you go check this dead M place what do you got for me pal there is there is something wrong with me all right uh do I want to go over to the beach

Area oh at some point I my internet did dip I have I dropped 264 frames I have no idea when this was Al to don’t did I oh [ __ ] you know what I didn’t do what I didn’t promote this in the uh oh in Europe no

Yeah God I okay right I didn’t I didn’t promote it anywhere but still no yeah oh yeah let me copy let me take this link let me just go drop it a few places we’ll drop it there I’ll drop it in clock worm I’ll drop it in nuz light’s Ginger

Army beautiful name for a server it is it is it is the best server uh and puff because why not I can also drop it in Cody’s there we go all right I have finally done the thing I was supposed to do two and a half hours

Ago I’m doing so there it’s a guy aarion hello sir you look like a vampire stab it erase it burn it you look spooky spook of un UNS spookify it unsp it spook I can kill it yo I’m about to be stabbed in the back my speaker man is about to try killing

Me oh that’s just a pig Fanta zip yeah the speaker man figure shipped y I’ll have another thing to throw in the background all right my options to the guy that looks like a vampire you just pulled a knife on me put it away we

Don’t need a fight if this is a robbery you’re off to a bad start elf one more step and I’ll make you eat that knife oh those are fighting words oh [ __ ] those are fighting words right Z what do you think is the best what do you think is the best

Approach thank you chicken just shout out an egg Jesus this thing is like giving me mind reading powers this like tadpole is letting me read people’s mind so are you happy you had it you know go into your face now no I want it gone [ __ ] hello chicken how are you how are you doing you [ __ ] all right so like I know that I’m supposed to be like I’m Colonel Sanders hero of the people all these people that I’m meeting just seem like they’re definitely evil yeah Al so you’re not their hero you are their worst nightmare

I feel like Colonel Sanders someone is spaming someone is spamming the Emojis I can see that that’s that is on the chat NOS hi whoever’s doing that oh I needed that to get through this [Laughter] [ __ ] uh he is playing Boulders Gate 3 the 2023 game of the

Year and I can understand why considering it right off the bat throws you inside of a giant [ __ ] sphincter yay Colonel Sanders hero of the people Slayer of [ __ ] and stupid people okay right realistically in terms of the player character in any video game it is a Act of Mercy to kill anyone dumb enough to pick a fight with you right if their IQ is low enough to

Where they think it is a good idea to pick a fight with the player character then at that point is a your dream Forest would you would you like to would you like to elaborate all right he’s kind of sussy not going to lie oh [ __ ] okay how in the how the [ __ ]

Did I get up here Hi D okay so this guy definitely seems sus he wants to like control the tadpole he doesn’t want to he didn’t say he wanted to get rid of it right he said he need we need to like find someone to

Help us so we can figure out how to control okay so he seems like he’s definitely a little bit of a shady character then we got this Shadow heart person who is carrying a suspicious artifact and is also dressed like a goth girl so I think I think I’m just leading like an

EV hold up let me see no kind of not bigger than normal right how do I get down from here how the [ __ ] did I get up here that’s the question of the day what the hell you just got a water bucket clutch I’ve got to bring the animals with me theying water [Laughter] bucket see this if it wasn’t copyrighted this would be an excellent spot to play we are number one because it’s dumb and Goofy and that sums up the entire circus I have following me throw you in an assho Forest control yourself it might have been a it might

It might might be it might have been you know a hot minute since you went to pound town but relax relax man come on why do I allegedly feel compassion relax to like this monster what monster the Tadpole the tadpole period question mark okay this thing is trying to this thing is trying to like force me to love it this like monster wants me to [ __ ] it I think it’s just dying all right come on animals a new life awaits you barely pass a new life

And tons and tons of in breeding Force you have have a wife and stopped raining thank Christ Z I can see the house I think I’m about to die oh this is less it needs sustenance to survive and with your very body you can provide submit to the feeling lean

In no we are resisting that resist resist saved by my advantage okay Resist resist come on I am not helping this thing where do that axxe give me this come on come on you filthy cretons I just stomped on its skull and killed it Jesus all right broke up them heels of Steel right now come on keep her going keep her

Going there anything in here of Interest nothing that I see allegedly mind flare over there aha we did it dead M play holy [ __ ] all right spiked bolts all right that is a portal that is a [ __ ] portal hold up POV that’s a portal that is like just straight up a

Wormhole ancient sigil Circle let’s check out these dead goblins all right there we go that’s taken care of uh what next all right so we got the farm set up we have a plan for the for the nether portal and it’s going to require a a lot of work but I reckon

It’ll look cool before the end of the day and by the end of the day I mean like the next 3 weeks of streaming this [ __ ] also you zap yeah tomorrow after lunch we’re recording okay you don’t get a choice in the matter okay How do you think I can decorate this I can live with that carefully right cuz I’ll have I’ll have the bookshelves around it right no yeah how how else do you think I could decorate it I don’t know I’m too tired to think man are you too tired or have you just

Had one too many sphincters I’ve had a few too many sphincters honestly but like is there actually such a thing as too many sphincters all right there is I am definitely making a shorts like a compilation short of every time you have said that [ __ ] every time both of us

Have said that [ __ ] word during this stream you’re not gonna you’re not going to be able to fit it into a short no I will CU I don’t have to I don’t have to include I don’t have to include the full sentence and I can always make a part

Two I can make my own skibby toilet but it’s just sphincter over and over again and it’s not animated it’s just two [ __ ] on a Minecraft stream on or eel no you the way you are what did I do to deserve this treatment what didn’t you do crushed Spike drop hello all

Right well let’s see I’ve got the diamond armor I’ve got the enchanting table I guess I could try and go get two more diamonds so I can get a diamond sword I think that would be that would be smart M cuz I’ve got the pick I’ve got

The armor I’ve got the table get the sword and then later on I can work on an axe or I can just get a villager that’ll sell me an an axe there’s just an entire ass Treasure Chest buried here hey all right I hear shouting where this one

No I’m so glad Val is not watching the stream why my staircase down to the strip mine would piss her off beyond belief cuz each step you bunk your head These guys are about to get mauled by goblins I’m sure it’ll be fine that is not a goblin that looks spooky you’re spooky you ever thought of that you [ __ ] oh okay the Goblins have the guy what does that oh [ __ ] no they closed the gate they closed Boulder’s Gate

Those guys are about to lose their hands okay they Clos Boulders gay no these guys are about to die while hello holy [ __ ] we’re 10 minutes away from 3 hours boys let’s go let’s go I’ll take this Redstone I I’ll probably need it at some point oh that’s a thing I can

Do I have so many build ideas that I just want to throw in this world at some point that actually work because of the terrain oh yeah see this is the perfect [ __ ] for like dmer builds you got the Zoomies butt these people are all going to die this is about to be

Brutal it’ll be fine there’s about to be a lot of casualties could be worse right could always be worse what’s what’s if what’s a few what’s a few dead people as compared to many many dead people no Clue come on game two diamonds two diamonds and I can go back to being a surface dweller nice come on come on come on come on Ray of sickness on Colonel Sanders oh that sounds good leave me alone Colonel Sanders is dodging these attacks Like A Champion bro is just the

Dunban of the story real evasion 3,000 Shadow heart we go ahead and Use use that no that didn’t work oh my God chunk Bard is shown all right turn all [ __ ] going on the gods are with me oh [ __ ] three four five six allies within melee distance of an enemy sneak attack it for more damage let’s go Lads all right got him all

Right it’s like okay it’s called a w or maybe it’s just like the name of said dog looking creature a word we are going to have some casualties here things are not looking too too hot at least it’s not us having casualties I got coals for 3 weeks and

All of a sudden my hair is just a raggedy mess Jesus Christ I’m in Eternal hobo Mode and it’s night of course it is wait did Colonel Sanders just fall over I feel like you I feel like you should know oh no he just got hit with some grease oh he’s he he ain’t liking that one with some with some grease some grease that just doesn’t sound

Good that just sounds nasty oh yeah God damn bro relax I wonder if he’s not getting hot it’s not like ridiculously cold outside the wind is a bit better but it is like 40° out no yeah and it’s like 73 74 in the house I wonder if he’s just not I

Wonder if he’s just getting hot oh bro just got frozen okay all right we’re going to have you instead of doing that I’m G to go turn that fan on move over there oh that turns the light on we’ll see if that works all right all right we killed the

Warg we might get out of this without any casualties never mind she just missed the guy that was on like one Health that person is probably not making out if you’re alive l oh bro just Le man how long does it take for a baby

Animal to grow up oh like five minutes I want to say noted just got sniped all right I’m interested in making the cattle [ __ ] there we go range the T all right so that’s Done this [ __ ] critical m how long have I been on this world uh what is the current what is the time hold on uh statistics damn it there we go time uh 11 hours roughly well that’s just time with world how the [ __ ] does that work how does

Time with World open and time play different bro why is this failing so one either of these two count I guess all so either 10 or 11 hours depending on which statistic you would like to uh look at okay oh we finally got a hit on the boss leader of the

Bunch all right what next right I’ve got I’ve got all the diamond [ __ ] I’m in the process of getting leather for the enchanting room mhm I have the diamonds what do I Start why do I keep getting critical misses just it even mean you know if I’ve ever seen a wall that’s you know know really scream and dig dig into me this is probably it I guess I could start the path up to the nether portal really just take my time with

Everything nether portal is going to be done in like episode 34,000 853 there we go yeah could have sworn I had more stone brick somewhere critical hit we take it these goblins are not living their best life all right see you Forest you have a good night bye-bye God damn it

All right we’ve just about won this Fight take the critical hit kill him kill him got one hit left Range Zappa might have been right I think Dex was just hot oh poor guy Bros like lay down now you don’t hear him whing anymore now that I am freezing to death all right so F3 F2 pable resources are dling take a long rest all right do you guys have any [ __ ]

Take that all right where’s the leader here it is take your money gloves of power on a hit with a weapon attack yada y take that and we’ll give this Shield to Shadow heart all right I don’t know if the spike Shield is any better than the shield she did have that’s

Fine got some fancy gloves some fancy gloves oh yeah fancy gloves oh yeah I got the fancy gloves yeah we’re now the we’re now the three little pigs from Shrek damn Morning Star okay God damn it what the [ __ ] all right zapat is this what’s what do you think of the concept of

This uh I won’t be seeing it for a little bit oh busy with the fight oh No Just screen delay it’s not that bad is it it for me it is not AB but it takes solid are you talking about like that stairway yeah I’m going to do like a

Frame around it but this will be this is the start of the way up to the okay uh oh my God what is it called I approve all right wait I’ve got a I’ve got a screenshot of some coordinates and I’m going to build I’m going to dig to that

And then I’ll make a path up there Bridge across to the other thing and then just go from there I don’t know if I can dwarf my way through that or if I’m going to have to just build an entire staircase like a Satur Marsh blasting in the background the druid you’re a

Druid what was that looking for bones bone meal something I don’t have all right I don’t like this so let’s see my options because the this demon dude and this human are about to get in a fight I can stand back and watch Attack the tling attack the guy or

Just try and try and convince them to not beat each other up what is the Colonel Sanders way I mean Colonel Sanders is a man of the people right I’m sure he’d like for there to be peace but also this guy did basically called the demon looking dude a slurp and I don’t

Think he’d like that what uh the human basically just called the it’s called heeling right this dude that he’s talking to he basically called them what I can only assume is the equivalent of slur I don’t think Colonel Sanders would appreciate that so I kind of want to attack the

Person I’m going to I’m going to maybe maybe try to mediate first maybe there’s maybe there’s a reason for him to be racist I got a 20 I got a natat 20 un knocking over the guy hell yeah what is that that’s okay so right like whenever you’re trying to get like uh

Something to happen like in D and D you roll a dice and a lot commonly you’re going to roll the D20 mhm and so you might have Advantage you might have disadvantage you might have modifiers changing the number that you get but a natural 20 means that

Without any modifiers you roll the 20 on the dice this guy is about to get [ __ ] it is so weird how video games have just adopted the modern board game format it’s it’s this game in particular is it just like Beyblade the dice is your Beyblade oh yeah

The demon gu is like good job it’s getting chilly good job friend oh my God oh my hair Jesus Christ this is why I wear a hat all I keep dropping every now and again I don’t I’m not too sure why I want to say it might be something to do

With my siblings or potentially just maybe that plug is coming loose again which means I’m oh [ __ ] I just opened Photoshop which means I’m going to have to have a chat with my parents about router placement yeah hi how are you and immediately I turned the fan off and

Dex doesn’t like it all right so the fans’s going back on [ __ ] me I’m going to I don’t think it’s wise to pick a fight with those guys just yet hi it’s a bunch of pillagers and one’s got a enchanted crossbow m not particularly something I

Want to [ __ ] with in a hardcore world when I’m only in some Dopey ass iron armor all right so our little little Pokey I tried to kill you guy is not exactly happy with the fact that we’re going to try helping helping these people out these [ __ ] better not be coming to a

House you okay pal you can take the goblins goblins how up I can I can give some I can give some Colonel Sanders wisdom to leave is a heavy Choice it will weigh on whatever path you walk at these people are trying to leave or some some of them want to

Leave some of them want to stay because there’s a bunch of goblin attacks going on and they don’t want to you know die no that’s fair well the realistic solution would be to muster up some forces go find where the Goblins are coming from and remove that place from uh This Plane of

Existence there we go settled that e that’s not how we’re going to do this And Photoshop is still open thank you oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] there we go damn boxes all right come here come on [ __ ] time to breed all right I don’t like these Druids oh are they racist uh are they just okay they’re being he just turned into a bear he’s all

Grizzly dear God he’s Canadian need to calm the [ __ ] down chill Pillager Patrol gone I do believe it is I’ve got to pull up those coordinates give me a second okay so the leader does want to see us see you don’t have to be a bear you don’t have

To God damn it okay this not a different that’s right that’s not a different thingy where is it where is here we go survival The Not So fittest we’ll go to screenshots and I’ll scroll down here we go this is what I wanted okay so that is 62 God damn

It we going this way into the door we go hi ho that’s a snake you’re a snake how you like them apples okay so this child took something this child stole something and the leader of this group is about to like kill them with a snake that is that escalated quickly yeah holy

[ __ ] that’s not what I wanted to do all right if I carve this out then this can be the turn in the corridor then we go up from here wait a minute all right zap how would you how would I play this what I

Do it here or would I shove it back or would I push this back one further cuz right it’d be you know stair stair and then a stair right here and that just doesn’t make sense so I would have to push it back right and just let these be normal brick

Blocks yeah let like let that 3×3 be normal brick okay so I’d have to do this that is at y 100 and so far up I got to go Dex why are you whining now you little wiener [ __ ] oh wow oh wow thank you thank you Game very nice my favorite

Block oh remind it reminds me of Europe reminds me of we saved this child you sinful creature anyways damn it hold up she is not happy the child no the shadow heart just had like a weird purple thing happen on her hand and I don’t know what the heck’s going

On that’s normal tell me something I don’t know hello navine how are you doing you okay okay very nice I hate gra oh my God it’s more gravel are you in uh Sri Lanka sir Lanka I don’t know how to pronounce that even though it’s been in the news a fair bit

Recently I am intelligent at least I tell myself that dang it gave me the diorite nope yes there we go right what’s my w level 79 oh man next do you just got the zomies real head is that what this is doggo’s just staring me Down hey Z you think door Dash is running this late at night probably but I think it also depends on like what foods are available it’d be really funny if I just ordered you something obnoxious I I’ll take it I’m getting hungry if you could find something even obnoxious to send at [Laughter] 1219 okay right it would be that would be goofy oh my God I need I need a [ __ ] school to open back up right so I can just start sending you dumb [ __ ] I mean no like things can get sent right now I just have to go outside to

Grab it no I mean like just other [ __ ] that aren’t from door Dash it seems like there are actually people at the counter from what I saw are functional where all of like the mail stuff goes or like yeah huh I wonder if they’ve got like just

Normal staff members who kind of run it during like the breaks and [ __ ] for the kids who don’t really go anywhere mhm I wonder if that’s what’s going on or if it’s just the kids who don’t go anywhere that’s a that’s another concept I guess where I’m at 84 all

Right oh sweet tits it’s night I got to light this place up the valley is too too dark you know I’ve got a box of hot chocolate pets right here realistically if I wanted to I could go make hot chocolate I want hot cocoa but I also don’t think I really

Want to make it at you know 12:30 okay this woman is being kind of mean all right she is very much basically saying we either get those refugees out lead them away or we kill all of said refugees she’s kill her she’s not giving you a

Lot of room to move I want to kill her Colonel Sanders is a man of the people and these refugees demon looking or not are people all right so for context for people who might be wondering zap is playing Boulders gate this has been a trip and a half this will not

Stand None Shall Pass oh I’m going to have to a [ __ ] me okay give me That there we go some proper Cal music holy [ __ ] it only took all night oh yeah we got the Gower plane Loi going still pisses me off that Xeno Blade 3 didn’t get the one award no yeah the music yeah you cannot tell me god of war with its basic [ __ ] [ __ ]

Soundtrack surpass Xeno Blade Colonel Sanders just got launched okay POV Colonel sers just got launched I I don’t like that Okay shooter break her down oh [ __ ] immediately after the person I’m controlling just says I will strike you down overachievers they are they’re just one step ahead all the Time this is not looking great for us be perfectly honest well make it look great all right uh you are Colonel Sanders you do not bow to simple monsters real the simple monsters bow to you and you alone real destroy the Heretics okay I just made this a religious

Battle all right this [ __ ] needs to go just killed him order of the papal wings oh [ __ ] the Kentucky guard oh what are we [ __ ] every where are we shoting everyone is dying everyone is dying um so from the sounds of it there’s no such thing as a permanent companion in

This game is there well it’s more so that I’m losing this battle mhm like I I don’t live this have you tried just you know living the battle it made me drop my weapon L [ __ ] get up Shadow H live [ __ ] Christ you good don’t think I

Can do no I’m not good all right as much as I would love to like to beat these people I’m just going to have to take the refugees and leave I’m just going to have to save them I can’t pick these people out I just got to protect their

Refuges isn’t this game kind of notorious for being difficult I don’t isn’t that isn’t that one of the selling points for it is it’s just kind of hard maybe the Thing game journalists fear most the difficult game that doesn’t hold their hand Impossible Game journalists fear

Nothing I can’t remember if it was Doom or Call of Duty but one of those games had a journalist in tears because of how violent it was okay we’ll take your [ __ ] refugees you’re an [ __ ] H professionally I don’t know if you were addressing me or not I just

Instinctively said that no no this [ __ ] Druid oh zap we made it it’s not Jack [ __ ] I can do about her we’re at y 100 baby she’s she’s at actually too powerful for me to do anything about her holy [ __ ] I did it look at that God

Damn now I just have to scrun up enough coal to make enough stone bricks to build this place up dick will you relax I wonder if this is him telling me he’s just ready to go to sleep and for me to shut all the [ __ ] off real I never thought I would

Struggle so much to translate what my dog is trying to tell me not something I was expecting all right granted at the same time I’ve almost streamed for 4 hours which is something I haven’t managed to do in a very long time all of my other streams have been two to

Three yeah sorry that I just haven’t had like any any energy here oh no you’re fine Grant okay right to be fair you had energy at the start and then the dick happened the dick happened blame the dick one cannot simply blame the dick I also really like the idea that

Someone had to go through all of the pain and effort to model various various penis types not just not just one multiple all right Zord we tried to fight them we can’t do jack [ __ ] have you just tried doing [ __ ] I present the idea like it’s a

Drug yeah that is quite the choice isn’t it okay holy [ __ ] I feel so accomplished I can’t do anything about this I I I tried to kill her fine we’ll we’ll go one more one more attempt one more fight one one more attempt oh my God my throat is not happy with Me it’ll be easiest to just not have to try killing her but I don’t know if we can take her just take her am I being helpful zap Uh where did I put him where did I put oh there in my inventory I done ass all right my goal here is kill this person and if I absolutely cannot manage to pull that off then rip who is this m Master hon what happened to him

If we can bring this guy back I might not have to worry about killing the person oh if I can like find their actual leader oh my God my throat is just not happy with me man not 20 H yeah oh look at you go take

It blood for the blood God skulls for the skull Throne milk for the Corn Flakes all right okay so this this is basically a Hitler that’s what’s going on here this one Druid is basically saying all right the answer to all your problems is kicking the teeth Lings yeah

Really this person’s like more follower her every day they’re afraid and she offers a simple solution eject the refugees and we we will be safe seems kind of fishy if you ask me yeah if we find this guy Netty there’s a Healer here all right we’re not going to kill the

Hitler because I’m just physically incapable of doing so but you’ll have another chance probably yeah hopefully what we are going to do think of it like the thalore there’s always another chance all right we’re going to go get heal great hey you little Druid how you doing friend

Hey Tony we got things in our head all right all right this person we seen they can heal [ __ ] I think I only three more of these find out I might need to yeah oh God all right we may have found someone to cure our tadpole brain

Oh that is a fancy ass oh hello look like a shrine from breath of the wild oh what this oh no the I just got brought into a spooky room hey yeah me when the room is spooky and I’ve been brought unto it probably to be sacrificed to some dri

Deity cuz that’s usually how the [ __ ] works right didn’t even warrant that with a response okay she is just I’m about to get stabbed that has been the entire playthrough so far I’m about to get stabbed it’s either that or sphincter she is waving a pointy stick covering thorn

She turned Christ’s Crown of Thorns into a wand you’re no match zap you’re going to get prickled to death how does this make you feel oh son of a [ __ ] I didn’t okay what the hell got to take those out a bit Longer I don’t think what I just said was proper [ __ ] English but we’re rolling with it remember kids if you ever think you’re bad at English just remember that I exist I am being attack well fight back and win they’re trying to kill K me well kill them she just poisoned

Me you sound so surprised what the [ __ ] bro is really going through like every stage of grief over here babe how could you do this to me okay please pass the intelligence chck nope I can’t identify the poison I’m [ __ ] okay I failed that miserably look being from Kentucky has its downsides well

[ __ ] I will kill you all if you don’t give me an antidote please just get a good roll no I’m failing this mis I will have to beat this person up I’ll have to kill her wasn’t that the plan from the get-go come on oh my God I critically failed that I

Got a one I got a one how does this make you feel oh oh my God let me go give me the keep failing Everything Jesus Christ I failed like five things in a row okay I have a suggestion she’s dying she’s dying she’s dying it’s no I I have a suggestion for

You what’s your suggestion have you ever considered getting good oh my [ __ ] person Firebolt it Miss holy [ __ ] look man this wouldn’t be an issue if you just got Merchant Toxic effect everything’s been reduced by two Jesus Christ [Laughter] aarion is like really [ __ ] toasty right now okay shoot sh God

Die you are going to die for this treachery I cannot stand you can’t stand well just just get get get some get some get some crutches get a cane all right so we just committed a murder did you finally kill her no not not the not the elf Hitler

Like Druid Hitler looking person but what we did we did end up killing The what’s it called steal that we did Kill the alleged healer because they tried to kill us first and so that makes it fun you com to my house you sucked on my [ __ ] I didn’t [ __ ] you you [ __ ] Me what am I supposed to do holy [ __ ] you really want the answer that question this [ __ ] I just wanted to cure the Cure shouldn’t have been death I shouldn’t have held my arm out you know I shouldn’t have trusted the Healer now I know she’s a [ __ ]

[ __ ] you know honestly I think the lack of context makes us so much better like I just I I just wanted to cure thing in my Brain it is part of you now okay I have you reckon the tadpole is just part of that hive mind you reckon that’s what that Is may have I mean why else would the hive mind have put it in you I think it is definitely well no like it said that it’ll turn me into a mind flare so I can only assume that that is part of said hiive Mine okay we’re going To equip That I want to close this door but closing this door is just not an option so nobody can know that we just make did a murder and we really really need to find this Person okay nobody can burn the body you have fire spells use them that is not not the worst idea can I do that I don’t know just spitballing dude I’ve never played this game before I here no I know invalid Target L nope I can’t toaster this is a sad day for the

Toaster Community Colonel Sanders is really feeling not too great right now like he is like his legs want to give out he is wait a minute not the Healer said she wanted to help take care of the thing in your head so like she we went to her because

Like she said that like she knew what the thing was and like she had an idea for cure and her idea for a cure was killing me so that it couldn’t hurt everybody else would have worked it would have worked but then you wouldn’t have a AAA game that wins game

Of the year that would you well no then I would be I I’d be dead now she’s dead we ain’t having that [ __ ] all right she had a chance not like we weren’t trying to help okay so I have to like find my way to this Goblin Camp eat the

Goblins I have to go ahead beat up the goblins and like make it out alive all while you know critically poisoned right ah you can do it I believe in you this is is not a great uh does that make you feel better that I believe in

You I’m glad that someone Believes In Me cuz I’m going to be having to like hold back I can’t rest right the poison apparently gets okay all most of my stats are weakened by two the more that I rest the worse I feel oh great the status effect at death

Door oh that’s a friendly sounding name that is is it no yeah all right I need to not die R meat R can be okay ston you are definitely a vampire Merk them no yeah I don’t the the dong guard wait this is a wrong game real I’ll get there one

Day just head over here and then we’ll see what we got inside here Shadow heart’s like yo yo do you have anyone you’re looking forward to in the city a girlfriend or something he’s like I got a lot of sweetheart not not one person I’m looking forward to to

See fu man okay Ros a hoe some these humans are Chilling so as a gnome are you just very small no yeah I’m quite the short little short St quite the short what happen here you called him a slur look Boulders G has some excellent writing a tier writing can I sleep now he’s not happy di will you lay down you little

Rat if he wasn’t nasty he could run around my room freely but unfortunately he is just a big fluffy Sewer until I figure some [ __ ] out for him being outside there’s not a whole lot I can do in that regard I don’t see any goblins run on through because you have become the Goblins Fant you are goblins we don’t have to fight yes we do we don’t have to

Fight Bloodshed and combat are unavoidable they are a natural fact of life or facet God damn it I am failing every check today this thing just really is not helping you at all at all isn’t holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] damn it that there okay we are all going to

Die no yeah this was uh I shouldn’t have given the goblin [ __ ] I just need to save the sky okay just need to save the not Hitler Druid and then hopefully he’ll have a cure for us and they’ll let the teeth flings live their best life all be great everything will be Fine oh my God I’m sorry what yes okay all right we’re nearing the 4our mark so I’m probably going to call it here God I hurt oh man all right thank you all so much for watching I will be live again tomorrow night streaming Pikman

3 so I can finally get that taken care of holy [ __ ] I feel productive zap are you proud of me very proud yay all right thank you all so much for tuning in I shall see you all tomorrow good night you