Get Rich Quick! Hiring Villager Interns in Minecraft

Create new world okay we spawned in a spruce biome that’s a that’s cool though Stone Age already L owning what happened to the other hardcore World well okay Village nice and we can buy a chest plate Nice nice that guy instantly became a armor as well is this epic oh no no no no no no No it was going extremely well uh until it wasn’t going extremely well huh we haven’t found a village yet which is kind of ooh was that a ice spikes biome what what we’re starting off pretty strong oh look there’s one of these ruins things see if they’ve got any

Loot let’s uh let’s go get our buried treasure oh my gosh nice iron sword as well some cooked fish heart of the sea village I’m sleeping I’m sleeping I’m sleeping okay we found a village it’s in probably one of the worst biomes it could be in

Though um okay yeah we need to build ourselves a little house real quick all right let’s start collecting all the beds H he says you’re destroying my farm nice okay now we just hop out here plop down this Bell and oh nice the iron golem also hopped

In what how oh we can also start farming sugar cane I love dismantling the villager’s hard work it’s my favorite thing all the way to here sure oh this is going to be so annoying I cannot believe we just spent like an entire Minecraft day making a sugar cane Farm operation demolish is

Well underway now okay I think maybe we’ll start in here somewhere excuse me excuse me okay that’s obviously enough stalls for now we’re going to need a lot more trap doors nice we just go like this this one’s wrong or wait wait this one’s actually right technically oh my gosh should I place

All these wrongs all these wrong all these wrong like incorrectly now then we can build kind of like we did last time oh nice they’re starting to wander into where we want them to be okay sir go on congrats next oh my gosh oh my thank you why

Can’t they all be that easy oh my gosh this is going really well chat and we’ll just leave literally just two of them to make the breeder the rest of them will become villagers who trade we have successfully captured and contained all of our all of our villagers we still

Need gravel I think we’ll go down in the cave to find it I think it’s just going to be easier we’ll go dig like a we’ll get a little staircase going here ah finally we found some gravel to get some Flint we also could really deal with having some coal okay we’ll start

It here 2 3 four okay then this needs to be one two we need a composter and we need a jack a’ Lantern would be like ideal okay and now we need to get on the middle block here okay and then there’ll be two beds here I think I need to scoot

The beds over one actually watch this you guys think that you’re being smart right now and you don’t have to do what I want but I’m going to take away all the beds in here Here oh my gosh we’ve outperformed these villagers um okay wait the last thing we need to do is we need to place three beds here all right time to get some Fletchers going so we can trade some sticks and to get some a couple Librarians going cuz we can trade a lot of

Paper the bookshelf elves interesting I’d rather have an enchanted book though that I actually want like Pro or efficiency or something sweeping Edge garbage I want like Pro honestly I think I’m going to just go until I get Pro 4 silk touch oh wait we’ll actually take that no paper trade though

Oh oh this is such a good book though I I think we’re taking the silk touch 100% we’re taking it should be a way to just like do this faster oh nice wait still no paper trade though I just realized I never turned back on the sounds I like why am I not

Hearing the game all right tree chopping time deforestation poggers am I right nice we leveled that guy up wow he bought all that up quick though a compass for an ocean expore wait takes glass paint wait that’s broken grow grow grow grow grow grow day 12 we’re looking pretty good though

We’ve already got a breeder set up we’ve got a trading area we’ve got a place to store stuff and we’ve already started uh getting the stick trades going wait this is not looking good nice ooh Pro two Unbreaking two that those are nice pants honestly for a base pant

Dumb farmer you should be farming right now not sleeping wait what did a singular tree grow oh no it’s just a short variant it’s like all of you chat it’s short 67 okay Sher pop off I guess true to be fair we’re talking about difference of 4

Ines here between real life and the the madeup life which you know some people would say 4 in is never mind that’s my pants and boots I guess nice we can get helmet and chest plate now nice I guess we have been trading a lot of sticks to be fair okay we need

One iron helmet and we’re full or one Diamond Helmet I mean rather boom we’re rich I should have a shield right now my Elder ring skills right now Dodge sh Oh look The Farmer almost planted the entire field now okay I think if we can get some diamond tools we should try and

Advance our way on to the uh to the nether here soon we just need to get to the point where we can be buying diamond tools nice we now have infinite cooked pork chops wood chopping CH time baby villager nice oh nice we’ve also trapped it down below already you’re trapped kid live

With it finally a second child pogies pogies yeah ooh a silk touch diamond axe nice leveled up we should get pickaxes now wow Unbreaking two efficiency 2 what oh they’re making another one they’re making one they’re making a baby right now can the baby leave I don’t I I’d rather have the

Adult in there that’s what I was trying to do that’s what I was trying to okay Chad I might kill this baby all right Fortune 2 actually not bad though chat actually kind of worth Fortune 2 and then we’ll get this guy to be Unbreaking oh my gosh 29 emeralds as

Well yeah you’re getting you’re both getting demoted okay we’re keeping this guy that is literally the best enchantment in the game chat I don’t care I don’t care I’m keeping him Unbreaking three finally we need another Lecturn sorry bud you’re fired yeah 27 for feather falling 4 getting promoted as you can see there’s a lot of Mobility over here at uh for the interns at aam dude Inc simply being better than than your co-workers that’s all you have to do is just be better 13 for silk touch

That’s bro my bad boss my bad that was totally an accident feather flying four for 15 normally 15 27 oh wait this guy’s cheaper this guy’s cheaper and I just punched him in the face guy’s a real piece of work right here even now he’s

Like trying to run just go in there just accept who you are now a guy an intern who works in this stall right here H it’s also 45 emeralds that’s way too expensive okay I guess he can stay fortune 3 it’s 41 emeralds though the good news is we only really need one

Fortune you only need fortune on your pickaxe wait why are you a useless librarian wait why are you a useless librarian too wait how’ youall get yall trade why would they lose their trades though if they didn’t lose their workstation oh they do they just like

Change over time if you don’t use them not very gig a chat of them ain’t that the truth oh my gosh lock him in I don’t care how expensive it is I don’t care how expensive it is we’re locking him in we’re literally locking him in we’re

Going to lock this guy in if we get a cheaper one we’ll murder him I don’t care but we’re locking this guy in ooh whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa 12 for mending Chad if you don’t like murder look away if you don’t like murder Look

Away what do you guys want me to do for 4K streamer does magic tricks for the 4K sub goal okay I’ll do one one a singular one not not multiple we’re going to do one one a new one though one y’all haven’t seen okay deck of cards they’re all nice and shuffled I

I’ll do my best to keep them in frame the entire time chat so you guys can see I’m going to give them another Shuffle right here in front of You okay one more there you go nice and shuffled okay all right I’m going to go down I’m going to drop them all one at a time somebody scream scream stop in the chat just the first time I see a stop I’m stopping you ready 3 2 1 pause for the delay

Go okay okay I’m just going to go again I see stops I see stops ready right there it’s fine it’s random chat I promise I’m not cheating it’s random here’s y’all’s card three of Hearts is y’all’s card okay we’re going to take the three of Hearts we’re going to put

It in the middle some somewhere and then we’ll give the deck a little bit of a cut and we’ll start shuffling now chat remember earlier when I did this did this Shuffle to get it nice and shuffled for you guys this Shuffle right here um this is like one of the oldest

Shuffles you know everyone everyone knows this shule everyone knows this one if you’ve ever shuffled cards you know this one uh it’s called the overhand Shuffle it’s a pretty good shuffling method you know people who like me have spent a lot of time shuffling cards we

Learned a way to cheat at this so they actually stopped doing this Shuffle in Vegas they stopped doing it so they stopped doing this Shuffle in Vegas and they started doing another Shuffle it’s called the overhand Shuffle it looks like this you take the cards and you shuffle them all like

This overhanded like this you make a super big mess super huge mess oh look I dropped one I dropped another one anyways this way you know that nothing funny can be happening with the cards these weren’t y’s cards they were just random ones that I dropped imagine those

Were y’s card though put them in the deck those random ones I dropped now here’s the thing though in Vegas they probably uh they probably want to uh want to cheat right so instead I have a different kind of Shuffle I call it the messy Shuffle you take the cards you

Flip them over and then you take a random number of cards and you flip them over again and you’re going to just do it over and over again get the cards facing Every Which Way into a giant mess in the stack just a few more here probably yeah okay yeah yeah look now

I’ve just mixed and matched the cards all different ways you’ll see there’s some cards face to face face side up to the backs side there’ll be some cards that are backside to the face side uh if we find the end of a break here there should be yeah right here there’s some

Cards that are back to back but what’s cool is if I snap my fingers you’ll see chat the whole time that I told you I was shuffling I was actually not shuffling this deck of cards whatsoever they were all lies and I was just setting up a surprise for you all

When I had finished with the with the surprise there you go chat there’s your 4K sub goal hope you Enjoyed mean nothing oh