Getting THE BEST TOOLS In Minecraft 1.18 Survival! (#26)

No way it’s actually me your boy waddles welcome to minecraft survival finally at last the best tools in minecraft survival that’s the theme of this episode if that sounds cool to you like if you’re new here subscribe welcome to the series enjoy the episode whaddle sub reddit sweetwater subreddit it’s been

Too long we’re kicking off episode number 26 with a reddit recap after episode number 24 i asked for memes more memes that i could ever take in more memes than i would ever desire that’s exactly what you guys did like 10 times over the memes that i got from that

Episode absolutely amazing the artwork always beautiful but the memes and the memes and the memes you really made my job difficult so difficult that i completely forgot to pick a single meme for the last episode so difficult that i still honestly like couldn’t even pick one meme for this episode so the memes

They were all really really great like amazing one of the most wonderful things i’ve ever looked at truly another amazing thing not as amazing but amazing has been this farm a small story and pictures you know what they say pictures are worth a thousand words so here’s like four pictures this one

This one this one and then this one right here a moving picture that’s like at least four thousand words huh the blaze farm level 40. we’re doing really good this thing has been so nice to use so easy to i literally just stand up there take the

Blaze out and then small upgrade look at this we’re getting fancy i didn’t even think about it iron doors on this thing nothing is getting inside of that ever it’s a beauty with such an amazing xp farm finally set up there’s no point in delaying any longer we have tools inside

Of my inventory tools that for some reason i i keep seeing comments about like this tool and this tool and this tool i don’t understand i’m a professional over here what do you mean i need diamond tools netherride tools anything like that i’m a true professional i do this for my living but

Maybe maybe maybe you are right about something and maybe better tools would help so better tools beginning with the beautiful beautiful diamond sword so for what i want to pull off in today’s episode i need looting 3 looting 3 is a big requirement here clearly that’s not

Looting 3 but it is sharpness 4. sharpness 4 is completely irresistible knockback 2 is absolutely resistible we don’t care about it i’m looking for impressive tools today an impressive shovel an impressive axe an impressive sword maybe an impressive bow maybe even an impressive trident as well i think

Having all of those things could be absolutely amazing but to get these impressive things we’re getting any better enchantments of what i’m getting offered right now what is this enchantment table this is disgusting this is disgusting and this sword i’m not exactly happy with it either we’re

Gonna roll that over and try again when enchanting an axe i don’t really care that thing right there fortune two efficiency four on breaking three i mean obviously it needs efficiency five fortune three that’s pretty good i’m content our current situation inside of this world is one of true prosperity which means a

Second axe for efficiency four i could definitely afford that combine those two things and you know i think we could get that better i really think we could get that better looting three really that’s how it’s going to be today really well at this point efficiency 4

Looks a whole lot better than that so efficiency 4. i guess we could combine that that’s a good start that’s like that though i’m definitely disappointed by that first enchantment run truly doesn’t really faze me doesn’t bother me at all all i need to do is come back over to this

Thing stand right here this is the perfect spot that i found stand here for a little while then jump down here off the side of this thing take out the blaze and my levels will be back in like literally no time so Truly ethical truly unstoppable that’s exactly what we are as sheer force of nature even truly unstoppable slightly stoppable and that’s okay it’s all right to be slightly stoppable this is fine this is fine this is going as planned all we need to do is simple recalculation what do we have so far

Knockback 2 sharpness 4 unnecessary step we need sharpness 4 no matter what for sharpness 5 fire aspect 2 sweeping industry you see they’re all different enchantments exactly exactly that’s exactly what i’m saying we use all of these enchantments this is going exactly as planned and look at this like i said

It’s really unstoppable this is the time i can feel it looting three there’s there’s a three i just a slight miscalculation on my part again uh there was a three though that was very close now i’ve decided i’ve made up my mind i’m only looking for one in chairman i

Need looting three and the other enchantment is essentially worthless to me disgusting so close that’s so close any other enchantment other than looting three is disgusting vile unworthy of my time i don’t want it minecraft gods the same minecraft gods that blessed me with two phantom heads in between episodes the

Same ones that gave me a blaze that just now give me looting three without looting three i’m miserable and happy my life is worthless and meaningless also i will take a look at this this is looking kind of nice that it’s looking absolutely terrible why did i do that that was a terrible

Mistake at this point this is an expensive sword i am collecting all of the enchantments that i need but it’s an expensive sword i need looting 3 and sharpness 4 together oh i can’t even check it i can’t even check it now unless unless unless i just you know small flick the wrist

A small trade of the carrots straight the carrots sell the carrots right here i don’t need the carrots and i get experienced perfectly enough experience as well on the first try perfectly enough experience would you look at them and what did i say true minecraft professionals that’s what

We are over here i knew so how about this time i know as well the looting three is right behind there as well okay fine maybe not but you know what this is good news i combined these two i combined that we’re making really good progress which means fire aspect

Too i’m so sorry i just really never cared about you at all it was all fake uh guys all that i’m looking for here is looting three now my grand plan at this point is to commit to double down what we’re gonna do is roll these enchantments over again and again and

Again i can do this all day long really until i see looting three specifically three of them three lootings then all i need to do is go trade with the village and go back to the nether uh grind out the farm get the levels you know get all

The way up to level 30 and just take the enchantment it’s mine then i build the sword combine all the pieces and boom problem solved that’s all we need to do it’s a matter of time enchanting table you give it eventually wrong three wrong three again that’s not even a

Three still the wrong three i like the enthusiasm though there it is that’s the three that’s the exact three and would you take a look at that level requirement 30 30. 30 that’s it oh you’re taking it easy on me 30 levels that’s a piece of cake we

Can go right back over to that blaze farm and get those 30 levels or considering the fact that it’s the middle of the night that’s the only thing that i could do i do need to get more emeralds though because we’re gonna need more mending today have the name by

The way but now it’s back over to the nether just like last time that wasn’t so bad and whoa look at that what do we have here oh it looks like we have an overachiever here level 31 instead of level 30 oh that’s amazing but here we

Are at this moment it’s our moment right here we might as well take it in looting three this is a good moment i feel really i feel really bad about this moment actually looting three that’s literally it i was expecting way more i’m freaking out right now what is wrong with my

Enchanting table this thing is absolutely broken completely broken i mean we have looting three we have another right in here we have all of these other wonderful enchantments so we have everything that we need right here and more but what is wrong with my enchanting table like like why is this

Thing giving me so terrible enchantment so consistently i guess the only thing this thing is good for is consistent bad enchantments that’s terrible all right but on the bright side we do have everything that we need here and more and actually to be honest a little bit less actually

We’re gonna need mending and i guess apparently we’re gonna need like three more levels amending book three more levels mending book three more levels i don’t know it seems like pretty much the same thing to me mending book three more levels essentially the same thing to me and

Also phantoms uh phantoms are spawning because i haven’t slept in literally ages i guess just one that’s not that big of a deal cows ha cows how are you doing it’s been so long looting three yeah hey you like looting three you definitely like it because

It saves you only one of your brothers has to leave today swarmed i’m being ambushed and swarmed zombies all over the place phantom all over the place as well well only one phantom but zombies all over the place all over the place this is almost like this was planned at

This moment right here what are you doing in the middle of the field i’m just tearing you down right now i feel terrible about this honestly stop it i’m armed with three swords you don’t want to do this you’re really making the wrong choice you too wrong choice buddy

Wrong choice oh two of them okay all right all right fine fine fine retreat tactical retreat oh boy but this thing this trash no no we’re done with that no retreating for you and what is that another element oh that’s great okay so my gut tells me that i probably

Shouldn’t be doing this in the middle of the night but my mind says it would be kind of cool to like continually not sleep and you know just not sleep for like a really long time and don’t really know what the point of it would be but like you know just stay

Out for like the longest that i’ve ever stayed up inside of this world and all nighter if you will i don’t know it sounds kind of cool to me so middle of the night it is the middle of the night potato field harvesting it sounds so great i don’t know but to

Me it sounds like absolutely living on the edge people were thrilled adrenaline rush constantly i love all those things zombie another zombie ruining my field picking up carrots that are mine rightfully mine and ruining my field all of you trashing my field stop this stop this i have other

Things to do no more stop it you know what for this i’m going to take it out on the drone it’s your fault uh remind me to fix the field later i don’t have time to fix the field right now i promise i’ll fix it later but you see

I’m being swarmed by phantoms there’s bigger problems in the world right now other than the potato field i’ll fix that one later too just just remind me okay it’s on you all right friend i don’t remember if i named you but friend i’m back again and oh my gosh look at

This you’ve grown so much you’ve grown so strong of an expert level villager i’m so proud of you you’ve made it such a long way always buying all of my inventory too oh you’re so kind well it’s fine you maybe you don’t buy it all

All the time but i have more than i need thank you so much villager and like i said good job on your growth you’re making great progress in episode number 24 i asked for a lot of memes and i got a lot of memes it was really really nice

And and thank you we should do that again sometime that was cool in episode number 24 i also let you name the villager inside of this building the chateau de fix the chateau de fix so the rule was pretty simple most like comic it’s the name the villager most liked comment

Frog a waddle frog waddle in honor of our true friend axolotl froggle waddle nice to see you mending book oh that’s great thank you frogger wadom is a villager’s new name in honor of the true grey one axel waddle gone but never forgotten all right so truthfully i thought that

You know the whole trading thing with both of those villagers would give me more experience than it did i need one more level and cows i’m sorry it’s really not looking good for you kidding kidding it was just a joke it’s a new me it’s a different me i’m ethical

Every single time the best sword in the game you were wondering where it was well here it is basically almost here it is so close nine levels for mending though that’s a joke not from the spider farm no way back over to the nether for us you know

I’m thinking about a little bit this episode today is truly like a whirlwind we’re all over the place we start in the nether we go back over to the overworld then we’re back in the nether then we’re back over in the old world and uh back

And forth a couple more times and here we are back over and then other getting leveled from this amazing amazing thing and this is really only just the beginning but anyways levels nine levels from this farm piece of cake not a problem at all really thought i had an anvil here

I guess now it’s the perfect time to add an anvil to this spot i guess now is not the perfect time to add an anvil to the spot i mean yep not know we’ll get around to that one later too so here we are the pinnacle moment for

This sword basically there is one more step that we’re gonna have to take after doing this and of course after converting this we’re gonna need to come up with a name which is something that i’m gonna do at a later time but here we go the best sword in the game essentially basically

That’s done this is perfect now we can take this thing and head off to the ocean goats how are you doing it’s been so long it’s been so long so long i have a present for you i bring you a present today this garbage sword is is now yours

You do whatever you want with it take each other out no don’t do that don’t do that do whatever you want with that sword because uh my sword is so much better i don’t need that sword at all anymore so it’s yours a tribute for all

Of the hard work that you’ve done inside of this world everything that you’ve built inside this world it’s been you the whole time goats i mean i wouldn’t blame you for not thinking when you see them the goats are so unassuming they look so innocent and just you know like

Literally goats but no they’re actually like really really powerful so anyways with this amazing sword did i show you this amazing sword yet it’s so good with this amazing sword we can head out to sea i mean end with a map and a boat of course very essential parts of this

Operation but with this such a good sword we can head out to sea the closest sea i think is gonna be out this way basically follow the river straight up there big ocean and then we hunt it’s tried in time i figured to you know add a little bit of

Spice to today’s episode instead of just enchanting tools and armor which is great and all we head out to see and find a trident oh wouldn’t that be such a good moment it would be wonderful we could use the trotting for so many things including like throwing it at

Things taking on an ocean monument setting up a farm great wonderful things like that yeah that would definitely be pretty cool so here we are out at sea waiting around for a drone i’ve never hunted for a trident in 1.18 quite yet don’t exactly know if it’s gonna be

Easier or harder you know with mob spawning and everything hopefully it’s gonna be easier we’re just gonna go with that yeah yeah it’s definitely gonna be easier so the plan swim around inside of the ocean with oh my gosh wait have i showed you this yet look at this amazing

Sword specifically looting three on there yeah looting three plus the drowned plus the trident piece of cake first try we’ll get it first try that’s what we deserve definitely and uh we get the trident uh we take the trotting back home maybe put enchantments on the trident and it’s great and it’s a

Wonderful perfect trident and you know it’s sad and all but i think to look for the drowned look for the trident the boat is gone we need to stay inside the sea i found a drone that doesn’t have a trident but no mistaking it at all definitely i drowned

Ah yes and because i haven’t updated the game to one point eighteen point two i think glow splitter is still gonna spawn like really frequently so this is gonna be really nice when do i update the game to 1.18.2 well it’s pretty simple after optifine no optifying quite yet which

Feels shady different glow squid spawning uh but i mean it’s dark down there maybe that is light level zero and if you’re confused and you have no clue what i’m talking about don’t worry about it there’s no problems to worry about at all it’s all what what

Where did where did it go i just saw it where did it go it was oh no way oh how did i miss that thing i guess i’m legally blind i’m legally blind that’s how i miss that thing oh my gosh quick question middle of the night can i sleep under water

I can sleep under the water and i can breathe here too okay well that was an unexpected find completely unexpected for sure but a really really good find this is like pretty close to home too i mean i guess it’s a ways away it’s not

Close at all it’s like a thousand or two thousand blocks but i mean it’s right out here and it’s like in a straight line so a straight line and another not that far at all problem solved slightly less exciting but exciting still a shipwreck and a perfect shipwreck too shipwreck shipwreck what

Treasures do you have so many treasures they’re all mine they’ve always been mine this is my boat i parked it here ah yes i remember the moment when i parked this boat right here i will come back for it later moss blocks is too late i already have moss blocks but it’s great

I’ll always take them and then inside of here of course the map the treasure map we’re not dealing with that today that’s not the plan but i will take it whoa look what i found out i found a geo these things were not supposed to be on the ocean floor anymore sneaky geod

Sneaky geo generate right at the border look at this and amethyst geode right over here by the ocean monument as well oh options options i mean i guess it’s not that close but options options the geode right over here ocean monument farm two and one and the drone with the

Trident oh no way that’s like the best setup ever hmm that’s interesting over in portal what could we have here perhaps enchanting golden apple maybe or obsidian i’ll take obsidian alright alright lads is 25 minutes swimming back and forth in the ocean exciting stuff and finally our first sighting i tried

Him with the drowned and now of course we know the reality the situation eight percent odd if we don’t get it the first time it’s fine if we don’t get it there’s a first time for everything there’s a first time for everything including getting a trident

What is that what is that dolphin oh this was a small present for the terrible enchanting table a small present and offering from you dolphin god you’re the dolphin god of this world and it’s all because of you i really wish i could bring you home right now

A statue will do yes a statue will do okay one day a statue will do well we have a trident i would like to say some sort of extreme statement and say that was the most painful thing in the world but really this time deb wasn’t

The most painful thing in the world i mean sure it was really boring swimming back and forth and i definitely think this mechanic needs to be changed but that wasn’t bad one trident 25 minutes of time i mean 25 minutes fine i don’t need a bag you can keep them the dolphin

Gods are gracing us with a trident that’s wonderful that’s wonderful now i know what you’re thinking uh one trident is great but what about two for the whole riptide thing flying in the air it’s very cool yeah you’re right it is very cool but i don’t care i’m really

Sorry there’s another way to put it i don’t care about it right now i don’t have wings that’s thinking like way too far in advance one trident that’s fine we get like a channeling on this trident or no no not generally not channeling we get like uh riptide loyalty we get

Loyalty on this thing we get loyalty and the other tried and impaling impaling we get that uh it’s a perfect trident to me that’s all we need now uh what’s the next step that’s a good question actually the despicable despising chairman table i spit on you

And like you what do we have pure curiosity has me wondering about this whoa whoa i didn’t think you’re good in peeling five i was gonna say we’re gonna go loyalty three first impaling five right off the bat i guess that’s the answer there need 30 levels

On breaking three i guess it’s impaling five it’s impaling five trident all the way i didn’t think you could get that that’s crazy then i’m thinking it’s back over to the potato field for us we’re gonna have to harvest a lot of carrots here because we need mending i think we need

Three books of mending to finish everything we need to finish today which is gonna mean 36 emeralds 36 emeralds is actually pretty doable i think what i’m gonna do is donate the emeralds that i found at sea so six which means 30 emeralds left yeah yeah 30 emeralds from

This villager that’s really really easy i also found books from that shipwreck it was like basically the best thing i could have ever found so great news for the cows nothing needs to happen to the cows anymore also you know i want to apologize for those of you wondering

Probably wondering about the survival series why did it slow down is anything happening to the survival series no absolutely not the survival series is forever of course just the warning is so shiny and new that deep dark snapshot is so amazing i’ve been infatuated with that snapshot

It’s so great uh the survival series isn’t going anywhere if i could put the water inside of the survival series well maybe i would do that cards cards cards cards for everybody and by everybody i mean specifically you i have so many carrots where did i get these

From your field you ask no no no no these aren’t from your field i found these carrots around uh around my base here look at all of these carrots you love them you love them so much and i guess you’ll love them even more tomorrow with that discounted price

You’ll keep that price for a whole day oh thank you so much okay carrots i’ll put you in here for now that’s two bending books that’s a really solid start we’ll start there that’s a good start unfortunately one many book is gonna have to do for now but it’s a good start

Back to the nether for us this sword this sword has been a complete game changer it takes uh this farm up to a completely separate level like the farm before it was really easy to use and nice to use but now the sword just like completely takes them out it

Cleans them up like so quickly and so easily it makes the farm even more enjoyable to use 10 out of 10 i highly recommend this sword which by the way uh have i told you about the sword this is a really good sword okay so first things

First it’s a no-brainer back over here impaling 5 on the trident what that’s the trident that’s literally the trident enchanting table i owe you an apology that’s literally the trident yeah i love you okay that’s good that’s good we admitting to that the thing is literally done if that could happen

Every single time oh that would make me so happy okay so uh now we’re looking at you really bad enchantments but it’s fine i i actually prepared for this we just roll it over i’m looking for fortune three i’m looking for fortune three on breaking three plus these other

Axes this is gonna be expensive a little bit but fortune three that that there we go fortune three and the axe that’s gonna be perfect we’ll need another instance of mending but that’s not that big of a problem now the shovel uh ideally this shovel right here i’m

Looking for silk touch i didn’t really care before but now i do kind of care i would love to have a silk touch on this shovel because the soap touch shovel i mean it’s like great for you know digging things and soak touching things so that’s what we’re going to need so

Touch right there which means two more levels which means yeah essentially like really really easy but i also do need to you know like combine some things here so the trident right there i’ll name it later that’s problem solved that’s done this acts right here efficiency five and then the expensive

One right there or yup the expensive one right there that’s fine that’s fine but uh that’s pretty good we just need mending on it villager villager i’m gonna need you to give me 14 emeralds i need 14 emeralds out of you okay you kept the discount that’s that’s wonderful i guess i could

Use space to refill that i keep seeing that in the comments too that’s so nice oh why wasn’t i doing that before 14 emeralds look at this way more than 14 emeralds 28. you’re an overachiever as always just like me just like me i like an overachiever that’s great that’s

Great frog a waddle i have a great news for you frogger waddle look at all of these emeralds and books mending you want to sell me three versions of mending unfortunately i can’t afford that right now your prices are still too high but two mending two mending is

Really good that’s great thank you also it’s thundering now outside that’s a good thing if it doesn’t burn anything down it’s a bad thing if it burns things down it could go either way mmm update problems small problems so today i’ve been working really hard and building the best tools in the entire

Game which is good we’re making great progress we were almost there however i forgot about one one very important one too it’s not just one we could forget the bow right now we’re looking at infinity power 3.1 that’s the situation something we’re going to have to address as well

And to address it level 40. we’re all the way back up to level 40. it was really easy to do with that blades farm that wonderful wonderful blaze farm grinding my way back up to this spot it wasn’t a problem at all so let’s take a

Look really quick uh we’re not gonna do this right now we’re gonna actually enchant a bow but right there five levels that’s really really cheap adding mending to both of these things i think it’s gonna be really really cheap as well how about a bow good luck on the

Bow power three yeah that’s terrible luck on the bow for sure i think what we need to look for is like power four maybe we are lucky we have power four infinity on a bow or something i mean flame is a thing as well we could do flame

Yeah that was always that was a huge waste of levels i shouldn’t have done that i’m gonna be here all day i’m convinced i’m gonna be here all day rolling this enchantment table over and over and over again i mean power four i’ll take it it’s literally just i well then again i

Combine these two that gets power four combine these two it gets power five then we have one breaking three as well we have infinity we don’t have flame i can get that later we basically have the best bow there we go it’s gonna be a lot of levels again i

Think infinity power 4 plus the power 4 right there actually that’s not a lot of levels bow needs work for sure then we need a new anvil but we’ve done it the best tools in the game that’s basically it new anvil not a problem at all now to finish

Everything up today i’m thinking we’re unfortunately gonna be like just short when it comes to levels so one more trip to another not a problem at all getting back up to level five is gonna be like literally the easiest thing in the world there we go and another we’re at level

Five here we go now that i think about it maybe it would have been a little bit cheaper maybe not sure if we did this first but there we go there we go that’s great and there we go just like that all in one episode the best set of tools in

The game you’re looking right at it including a trident as well and okay i’ll admit it the bow needs a little bit more work and we need a hoe but small problem we haven’t done any building at all the whole episode and i just really want to which means i need to travel

I want to add a small build to the world today i’m thinking right there but for the build i need literally one piece of white terracotta so i figured i mean we’ve already traveled like basically everywhere today we might as well i go back up to the ship get the map and

Travel all the way back over to the mesa for a tiny bit of terracotta then travel back and do that building i mean like i said we’ve traveled everywhere else so why not so basically there’s this building i’ve known about the building for a little while now i’m just a build

That i love for a couple different reasons it’s by an amazing amazing builder and i think this build will fit perfectly inside of this world and today is really finally the perfect day to add the build to the world like i said i’ve known about it for a little while now

And this time it’s long overdue the build well it’s perfect it’s glorious it’s beautiful really everything you could ever ask for everything you could ever ask for and more the statue is a brand new addition to mount axolotl and i would like to say that it fits in like pretty much

Perfectly brand new set of tools brand new statue designed by gold robin gold robin i would like to bestow the highest honor i could on you that staircase right there going up to the enchanting building this staircase right here will now forever be known as the great gold robin staircase

Because of this beautiful masterpiece i don’t know something about it it just hits right brand new statue brand new set of tools this day couldn’t get any better well that’s the end of the episode remember to leave a like and subscribe or else big thank you patron ganks whoopie louvers noodle pork and

Bill w thank you all so much for watching if you want to build this statue on your own check out gold robin’s channel there’s a link to it down in the description i’ll see you in the next time it’s been your boy goodbye