Ghost Hunting in VR Is Absolutely Terrifying…

My name is charlie slimsigl and i’ve never been one to believe in the paranormal but ever since that fateful night my existence has been dedicated to capturing proof of entities from the other side all i have are my wits my nerves my awakened third eye and my fellow paranormal investigators

Protecting a dark energy inside of your urethra we will travel to some of the most haunted locations in the world and attempt to document a variety of dark spirits but be prepared because what you’re about to watch is some of the most extreme he’s just standing there there’s not a ghost disturbing hey

Fizzly all good you seem and just kind of weird are you seeing this are you seeing any footage you’ll ever see together we are the scare man i’m also detecting a very strong presence of people that are not subscribed to the channel that is truly dark and disturbing we put

Our very souls on the line to make this video so check the subscribe button and make sure that you’re subscribed and all leads here guys all these pins connect to the one same dot the johnson farmhouse you know why we’re here no actually i’ve never been we’re here for the ghosts today’s investigation

Takes place at the johnson farmhouse a dark and sinister location with a troubling history built in the 1800s by witches on an ancient burial ground of racist babies the previous owners mysteriously disappeared after being killed we’ve received numerous reports of heavy bad vibes emanating from the farmhouse

And we hope to learn more from the home’s current owner jake jingle johnson you signed up for this job you knew the risks hunting like like the ocean yeah i haven’t seen the sea in seven years i want to see the sea again no guys

Listen we can’t go to the sea there are ghosts in this house and we have to get them out the things we are about to do on this show are highly dangerous and should only be attempted by ghost hunting professionals if you want to know more about why we do this it’s because Let’s go i’m going to knock on the door knock on the door bisley hey i can’t hear you are you the one that put in you put in the call for the for the johnson farmhouse we’re here the ghost hunt we’re the ghost hunters just we’re uh there’s not a ghost

Did you catch that listen one more time who’s not a ghost about about a sock factory hidden in the attic of this johnson farmhouse it burned down in 1987 57 people died that is completely true but there’s no getting cold feet now we’re buying you’re gonna buy the house you put

How about we start with the inside of the house i can see you guys are just a little bit confused on what you’re doing here but i’ll give you the tour oh wow let me just shut the door right behind you does this there is a little bit of an electrical issue

With uh yeah yeah like with the wires under the house and stuff but we’re like do you guys see that oh my god this piano let me tell you it was built in the 1900s by thomas franken flank franklin thomas jefferson the is this is this the machete that george washington used

Himself as a seller that george’s machete no no put that down please let me give the tour i just want to reiterate that there there are no ghosts in this establishment nobody died nobody was murdered i didn’t kill anybody oh my god did you see this oh my god i’m getting some

Franklin oh man i’m getting some franklin this is the this is the diploma for benjamin franklin no that’s a little weird because it actually says helena virginians the man who invented electricity holy [ __ ] this bathroom is scary oh gross what the [ __ ] what the what this isn’t a beach this is a bathtub

Somebody call for a lifeguard what the no it’s oh i guess i found this i found this teddy bear here you leaving you leaving your stuffed animals out are you leaving your stuffed animals out pal the team beforehand who cleaned this place up was supposed to get rid of you

Know the previous owners uh items they got what do you mean get rid of the previous owners what happened now what happened to the previous owners no you know but i mean they’re they’re furniture not them not not the not the previous owners uh-huh right i mean the furniture what happened

To the previous owners also i’ve been i’ve noticed do you need do you need a light for that because you’ve been carrying around an unlit candle this is actually this entire tour which is a little strange what are you doing so this room is for like a garage there’s no there’s no way

For a car to get in here we’re going to look at the house more when we get back oh i guess i’m lighter hey mr realtor is there are you rooming with someone here i just heard a whisper from the other room was that who are you rooming with um what

Okay i’m like let’s just grab you a lighter we’ll be right back guys guys guys okay hang on here that guy’s free close the door close the door okay no this is a little strange it appears the front door has closed on us it’s not it’s not opening are you

Sensing a cold presence in the area oh oh now that you mention it i’ve got i’m a little chilly oh oh never mind it’s fine we’re fine oh okay we’re fine we’re all right we’re good this looks like some sort of um some sort of uh

I don’t know i just got this installed i didn’t really read the manual okay listen guys i i trust this realtor as much as the as the rest of you but i feel like we should bring in some some of our ghost hunting gear just to be sure

Hey mr mr realtor mr realtor mr realtor mr realtor hey hey mr realtor you see us while we were collecting our gear the realtor of the johnson farmhouse experienced a psychological attack from a sinister spirit the following events are highly disturbing mr realtor uh we might have to go through the front

Here you know my arthritis keeps me blocked up look what’s going on here with him what happened are you stuck are you we got to get out of there we got to get out of there we got to get them out of there oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what’s going on what’s happening

What’s happening all right i’m not gonna sell this house to you why not oh god no gone demon be purged from this mortal flesh begone demon be gone benjamin you’re getting crazy emf raising crazy man mr realtor you okay we need to exercise you there so

Um yeah are you gonna buy what are you are you how do you feel i felt very bad about the house after witnessing a possession event this malevolent shade must be very powerful to exert such an oppressive darkness over a real estate agent’s very soul we needed to be incredibly cautious

If there truly were aggressive spirits within this very building i think i think our i think our batteries are dying they’re close how could our batteries all die simultaneously oh they’re they’re shaking their shake lights they’re shake lights we have to recharge it yeah that’s what it is

Oh look that works perfectly look at this that’s getting the [ __ ] out of me dude i thought there was a ghost that would be nice oh [ __ ] god damn these things how much do you have to shake these things does the name susan williams this is unbelievable

Why what’s what’s going on what’s going on it’s coming hey do you guys hear do you guess your footsteps as well i do yeah that’s pretty weird all right let’s go let’s go investigate guys i think there might be something over here i think there might be what is that what

Seems to be the problem my experience our fearless leader has fallen victim to the dark hand of a malicious spirit this leaves us only one option we must perform a ritual of dark magics to return him to this mortal plane hey so you mind telling me what the [ __ ]

That was yeah what the [ __ ] was that huh you gotta get me out of here why we can’t do that you are listening he’s gone he died he’s [ __ ] god yeah well i read in this book here that we can bring him back there’s no way you’re gonna help us let

Me see that look look at the book see right there it says it right there i have a master’s degree it says bring that yeah and i’ve been in the in the supernatural paranormal business my entire life i thought you were a realtor that was just a front we’re gonna have

To set it up right over here and then we’re gonna have to do the chance okay i’ll grab it i hold this candle for a reason now in a circle around this book okay we will place our candles sort of like that oh the cross yeah get that on there

Upside down it’s absorbed into the book repeat repeat after me of course about Are you oh the [ __ ] are you i have found a new vessel i think the i think the house is haunted me too what gave you that where’s he going i i um while i was dead i detected a really heavy presence so um i’m expecting a discount for that

Do you think we can um you think we can get cheeseburgers like this holy [ __ ] okay what do you think the chant is for that they’re gonna have a lot of questions about my old body in there oh so you’re still interested i mean it’s it seems like a nice place cheese cheese

Burger cheese burger cheese burger cheese burger 2 000 a month are you serious we make like we we make like 50 cents an hour hey chief we’re going in and looking for the for the cheeseburger why would you summon a cheeseburger in there you know that ritual was prohibited

The burger beckoning of 89 resulted in the worst pickle poltergeist the world had ever seen but that beef was behind us and the shocking truth of the johnson farmhouse had begun to be revealed her name bertha oh my gosh she was my wife and this was her home listen all right

If you want to help but you can’t make me go back in there we can help bertha okay we just got we need you here we need you here we’re gonna we’re gonna find out what bertha’s doing here we’re gonna we’re gonna make sure she passes on peacefully

What what are you doing these bird instincts are kicking in i found the cheeseburger did you eat this bone oh my god dude come on spit it out spit it out spit it out spit it out here are you the one who’s been eating all of our [ __ ] equipment

Has that been you this whole goddamn time i would never our night at the johnson farmhouse was coming to a close and yet we had only uncovered more questions was it possible that bertha’s spirit was the one who had killed me earlier and if so could she potentially be aggressive

We entered the building one final time to see what more we could discover before the sun began to rise on the johnson farmhouse what is your favorite color let’s try it let’s try that let’s try that he knows this place better than anyone let’s try and call the ghost with some music okay

I don’t think it is somebody else you are spitting garbage bad even for your steps i need you i need you if you want to stay on the team you got to get in there you got to spit at least three fat bars before you can leave all right

Gotta spit at least three fat bars Drive cars These bars weren’t hot enough first of all these bars weren’t hot enough listen listen we need to get out of here pal i don’t actually think this is a ghost this all can be explained by science we gotta get out of here one bag of onions two loaves of bread

And 13 bottles of canada dry ginger ale oh [ __ ] wrong one having witnessed the murder of our previous leader and barely escaping the johnson farmhouse with our lives the scare men uphold tribal law and elect the man responsible for their previous leaders death as their new leader i love that you are

Here thank you so much i loved so much that we brought you over i love that you got our friend killed twice you know i mean you’re my favorite i love changed i am a changed man i had one thank you at one point i was i was part of the problem

And yeah i let people get killed for the sake of my own benefit but now now listen today you guys are going after the weanest tickler the weanest tickler aka kenneth wieness has haunted these grounds for centuries he’s said to have died in early 2004 on a sinister christmas eve while his

Wife was on summer break with her boyfriend evidently his job at the abandoned factory was too much pressure since he sadly took his own life when a robber broke in and killed him since the house has been left completely vacant the people who live there have reported high energy levels

And several gut-wrenching instances of their weaknesses we weenis i we knows we knows of their we knows being tickled at night when they wake up the only thing to do now is to go into the house where there are no lights flickering oh my god what the lights

Out there fellas i have the most faith in the two of you well three of you you’ll see i came and opened the door wait a stickler come out where are you guys get out of here get out of here [ __ ] this [ __ ] this i’m going back to

College i should have stayed and i should have stayed in business school i know i should have my dad told me to i didn’t listen after playing a little prank on my crew to raise spirits we collected our gear and got gucci gucci going re-entering the premises

In hopes of catching a glimpse of the true weenus tickler there’s so much there’s some lights on in there we got some are you seeing this are you seeing this back at command center i’m opening the door oh god i’m picking up something on the em app okay

Oh my god oh my god oh my god are you seeing this did it just be i’m going to the basement do you see anything oh what do you make of this command i want a pizza whoa he looks like he knocked his knuckles right off the wall look at that

Whoa wow whoa we got a we got a hand we got a we got a weenus print i’m getting some very uncomfortable vibes from that cabinet do you hear that i just heard a door i’m hearing a door move over here i heard the door whoa guys i got a level

Two on them uh oh guys don’t go in there i’m getting some pretty bad vibes and you went in there a ball basketball ball slightly ball is life oh guys look it’s the therapy lotion i was talking about earlier oh my god put that on me right now

Quiet apply it it’s very important to moisturize you got it in my eyes you got it in my eyes oh my god oh i got it i got it i got it i just gotta get up no no i got it i got it if you’re thirsty i’ve got some water

Back on the truck oh my god that’s a level five on the emf detector what is it holy [ __ ] that’s not good yeah that’s not good charlie’s taking a [ __ ] oh level five oh i forgot to put my pants on oh my god sorry oh my god hey hey hey hey

Hey bisley uh come how how what is it seven seconds or seven minutes uh seconds in heaven all right my real life door handle just distributed oh i’m feeling a heavy presence of your tug in my mouth you guys won’t play flappy bird yeah hey bisley did you leave the sink holy [ __ ]

My god oh it’s written it’s written all right all right what does it say uh well let’s see it’s been a while since i was in hell but i believe that’s fine this is more serious than i previously thought obviously basically what my wienest oh no not your weanest please slight

Sensation upon my weakness no that’s okay no that can’t be i can’t beat that oh i can’t do this the ghost is a revenant we’re gonna go can i be honest you guys i don’t think he wants to tickle my weenus because i have really dry elbows

Listen i tried to give you the lotion i need to go back i need to go back and get the lotion i can’t wait we know the ghost i can’t live like this i can’t live with these dry ass elbows i can’t do it all right it’s like i’m gonna go in

There like two two right now it’s like a desert it’s like the sahara i gotta i got a sahara this is going to be my weenies has dunes all right so we’re just gonna we’re extracting the lotion and getting out we have to get the lotion yeah i might and they’re getting that’s

The last they’re getting drier by the second oh my god it feels so gross we’re just gonna get the lotion i don’t wanna touch i don’t wanna touch your anus kenneth are you watching this are you watching this no don’t do that don’t do that we’re just here for the lotion

This is so dry for the lotion my dry dry ween is kenneth oh my god yeah kenneth my Kidding witness let’s put the lotion on this venus please even in death i must be moist i must be moist beyond the grave in the dark corners of the earth there exist things we may never understand in the dark corners of the earth there exist things we may never understand

And only we can understand them one of these mysteries is my old high school which is mysteriously been abandoned ever since my senior prank [Applause] everybody say scare men scare me this was the last recorded picture taken of the scare men until the next day where they had their picture taken again wait a second it was called the western when knights that’s a really garbage [ __ ] name keep your eyes hey [ __ ] you i used to go

Here i used to go here dude just like in varsity behind the back ready take a shot take a shot win nights scared it up That sucks i have to say my spiritual [ __ ] is clenched why is this basketball rolling look at this oh my god looks like this ghost doesn’t play by the rules that’s a travel The phone oh i’m getting a call sensing careful careful don’t answer that hello that could be a call from the other side over there yeah over where i saw it i saw the reflection of her reflection on the wall oh my goodness let’s zoom in for a closer look

This location was incredibly haunted and we were under an intense spiritual attack we decided to use our patented scare men’s spectral sonar to quickly locate the ghost before the situation became too dangerous the spirit well boys i hate to be the bearer of bad news but

Yes we have zero [ __ ] evidence i have no oxygen in my brain as the night continued so did the incorporeal assault on our very souls the dark presence was beginning to take a greater hold fragmenting both our psyches and our group oh looks like my emf is is lighting up

We got a little bit of a [ __ ] here we go this might actually this is not an emf this is my [ __ ] detective yeah really going off here well you know what i’m sensing a little bit of a dumbass oh yeah yeah you got your dumbass sensors are you okay

All over me he pissed my pants no hey guys i don’t need the spirit i know it’s a spirit but beasley is definitely possessed by something i think that’s crack cocaine truly the darkest energy of all the power of christ can smell you [ __ ]

Oh yeah let me out of here no no i’m coming for you i’m coming for you i’m unchanged this foul spirit had clearly peer pressured busily into doing copious amounts of cocaine we needed to leave quickly and escape this blow banshee we entered the building one last

Time because we all really needed to sh before we retreated from this snort spectre we are scared yes we are dude if i sit down on this toilet is he gonna possess me through my ass then while we use the bathroom in this room our ears captured some disturbing noises

From the other side of the stall they’re level five stop shooting so loud he’s gone he’s gone connie that was so [ __ ] stinky you scared him off dude we quickly exited the building except for bisley who had eaten too much taco bell hey bisley all good you seem to be you see me

Oh no guys i think that’s sufficient evidence now he was in taco hell guys guys i got i got bad news i got really bad news um so i got i got a text the other day um from big man stan up there and we actually we’re losing

Um 60 of the budget because apparently we’re not at the top of the ratings anymore um that spot goes to um the new show they’re doing my 500 hog life you mean the show about 500 hogs in your backyard yeah yeah and actually some of them this

Season got into got into her house uh the main character susan hogg she wakes up one day and finds 500 hogs and our budgets cut because next season they want to add can you believe it they want to add a hundred more hogs next 500 more hogs in the house

I know where are you even going to find 100 hawks jesus and we can so we we don’t have any we we’re basically we’re screwed because we don’t even have flashlights anymore i don’t know how we’re going to find ghosts i’ll make sure i got this right so we

Have hogs so we have the budget handle for these big [ __ ] dishes we got the budget for two emf detectors three of these [ __ ] landmine [ __ ] yeah well those are in case six we did not have the budget for even one flashlight this investigation would be conducted under candlelight

If we gotta go back into the dark ages to beat out to beat out susan hogg that’s what we got to do okay because i’m sick of her i’m sick of her hugging the spot like yeah scare men yeah yeah i’m with you yeah you know why because she can’t

Because she can’t hold a candle to us yeah you know actually guys wait wait before you go in there before you win there he just texted me he he said a couple he said a couple hogs got out so you might want to be careful in there it looks like we got a

Couple hogs on the loose here on the set are you telling me that not only did they take 60 percent of our budget to buy more hogs but that some of the hogs got onto the set yes that’s right bisley we’ve been hogged are there any hogs with us are they

Hogs with us how much does a hog go how much does a hog go for on the on the market oh 3 000 give or take are you serious thousand [ __ ] dollars dude we gotta catch these hogs yeah oh i’m buying those [ __ ] hogs guys we have freezing temperatures guys freezing temperatures

How how are these how are these hogs surviving down here because they are ghost hogs are you telling me are you telling me right now bisley that this house is haunted by ghost hogs yeah yeah this is this is gonna get us renewed this is gonna this is gonna finally get

Us for season seven season 71 we’re finally in can we get some hogs in the chat guys we seem to we seem to have found a ouija board in the house we’re gonna try and communicate with the hogs now there might be some some communication barriers there seeing as we’re people and

Um and they’re hogs i think the hogs just closed the door behind me don’t worry don’t worry i’m i’m a hog whisperer i can speak to them through this device i just need everyone to set their candles down in a circle around do you I see a hog right there he’s he was running on his hind legs guys this doesn’t seem good i’m gonna try and use this guys Oh my god where’s my candle where’s your can on it’s over there it’s on the ground next to the ouija board i’m not [ __ ] going over there i’m not [ __ ] you gotta look at it you got it hang on hang on i’m gonna use the hog box i’m gonna ask

Them to bring it to me okay hogs can you bring me that candle give us a hoot it’s behind us it’s fine just [ __ ] oh god what it just started it’s only what the hunt the hog the hog oh no what do i do i’m coming oh the hug the [ __ ]

The hugs where the i’m thinking about getting 500 hogs and jumping on the trend me too genuinely it was a wraith it was a wraithhog it was a wraithhog the whole time it’s already talking the whole time i should have known we should have known oh come here let’s take a commemorative photo

Of course of course wait hit that pose again all right let me take a look at the oh my god what what no me and my hogs are getting out of here we’re gonna start the show we’re gonna take over the network no yeah all these things baby 500 years 500 hogs

Next time on the scare man five billion people were admitted into this asylum all five billion of them died there’s five billion ghosts in there just for the viewers at home so they understand watch right here that was the population of brazil i just walked through

If there’s a ghost in here can you give us a sign oh my god it’s a sign we have all the evidence oh what if we go down to the basement and do tick-tock dances we did it