Going 5,284,317 MPH in Minecraft

That creeper keeps destroying our village you’ll need to become fast enough to catch up with it please help us can you look at me when you’re talking to me what creeper are you talking about oh okay oh oh gosh wait what is that what’s happening what is it oh

Oh my uh is that the Creeper from The Flash wait reverse flash where’s the reverse flag crew flick Creek Clash I don’t know what happened guys really fast hit the like button hey okay subscriber okay check this out boys I’m gonna become the fastest you can see

In the top left we all move five miles per hour except for that he moves like three I’m really smart twins okay I’m going to lose everything stop hitting it’s not gonna literally hurt you I’m loading over the tunnel there’s literally nothing in here where is

Anything over here what’s this uh if my chickens Escape please take a net and put them back net okay are there any chickens in here no okay I guess the chickens escaped okay cool where do I oh it’s a speed it’s a speech oh the eggs hurt chicken I

Gotta put you inside of your little thingy chicky you are a fast chicken come here oh gosh it even spits out eggs really fast okay what is it a crazy chicken okay got it oh there’s another one come here got it okay I got two so right what do I

Okay just put them in here got it all right let me uh close that put them in here what is he doing put another one down what are they doing oh they’re eating the hay oh we got the strange eggs boy oh gosh okay let me grab this grab this give me

The strange eggs keep crapping them up I want all the strange eggs keep eating the hay crap out the eggs okay let me just get all of them just don’t hurt me okay you are weird oh you even got stuff coming out of your mouth so I have 14

Eggs eating this is sure to make weird things happen oh no I don’t know what’s up what are you doing I can’t fit in the door help me listen listen I know this is a sore subject for you but I’m gonna eat this egg in front of you why are you

Eating eggs what oh gosh has happened look at my speed in the top left wait you have a they have shocks coming out water you can’t do this thick boy can you huh I can’t watch here I go little what is this how wait oh I could turn one of

These in for throwing knives oh gosh outside are you drowning hi I’m really wet maybe go back all right okay so now I have a speed of 56 right whenever I eat these eggs and I have throwing knives Okay don’t worry they respawn oh there’s Biffle hey guys what’s up listen listen that was not me I was testing something you watch yourself oh my God show me where the mine is before and I’ll let you go I can show you I’m gonna show you nothing give me that pickaxe

Right now or This Means War yeah I’ll give you a net how about that take that oh thank you I’ll take that thank you so I got a pickaxe is there a mine oh this looks good diamonds Redstone wait is that a crafting recipe for those boots

Let’s eat one of these we need one of these so I can go fast I gotta go fast Okay that’s kind of broken isn’t it all right we just gotta keep going down levels then oh I’m swimming fast too okay cool what if I just mine straight down right and then eat an egg and then run straight am I there why level six okay if I eat this and then run

[Laughter] oh okay give me the rest of their Stone no I just need Diamonds oh diamonds dude this and I’m only going 56 miles per hour oh Diamond scared the diamonds all right let’s go down a level and then run wait can I run so stupid

Oh gosh I love it and eight diamonds okay let’s head back we gotta get a wait can I just craft this here if I do this this okay I need a crafting table crafting table oh there’s that okay I don’t want anybody to know that you can

Use the eggs with the pickaxe to go really fast okay let’s do that that that that rocket boots okay if I put these on what happens keep working out Brother come on brother keep doing something what is wrong with you too flower faster okay you want to get faster

Since I killed you and took your pickaxe eat that oh okay okay let me just let me just eat that now go running I feel powerful what did you just give to him nothing I’m not giving you nothing but check this out wait what okay what does

This do hold on hold on hold on let’s try this what oh come on you wake up you wait till I take my revenge side or you what are you saying I don’t know okay I said a thing yeah you did what did he use to do that he took me down to

Half a heart no there’s a run run dude look above my heart I can fly look at my speed I’m flying at 213 miles per hour oh man okay stay away from inside so it hits like a truck I’m just gonna hide here I gotta figure I gotta keep looting

All right that house is clear anything up here oh somebody’s been in here has any ribbon in here okay what’s down here what is this if you are fast enough to beat my game you will be rewarded take a hammer whack a villager giant phone Hammer uh does six damage okay hold on

Is it giant it’s giant oh I got 60 Seconds I gotta whack 20 villagers look on top Center but I gotta be fast enough because this is the speed mod and they go down fast two if I eat an egg and fly it’s double the speed

So we did it okay what did I get please accept this reward for testing my arcade game okay who who did this who was arcade game was it what’d I get Power Glove oh look I’m dabbing hey hey hey I need help hey look I got a thing

On my hand does anybody know what it does it will stop chasing me what is he trying to make you work out come here he’s trying to catch me with the neck I don’t know what this look at my speed my speed is 1800 sorry foreign

What is that why is my speed going down you just lessened my speed by a thousand good I’m gonna do it by two thousand next you wait till I find that sapper oh no you’ll never find it used because you’re sad for this ever I need the zapper hi zapper Essentials that’s mine

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no I’m so slow now why am I so slow stop it I hate you laughs oh that’s too good oh I accidentally killed Biffle too oh no hey man uh sorry you’re looking kind of buff sorry no please

Stay away from me you scare me information stay away he’s just gone he can’t do it and I can fly too okay okay I need to keep going I’m at uh what is that 35 30 Russell put a percent next to the Thousand I’m at 35.282 percent all right cool well we

Got to keep looking we gotta keep searching for houses there we go so fast now so I got the vanilla saddle let me actually go look at the NPC I forgot what trades they had hold on what do you got sir oh that’s how we got the speed

Sapper okay so I got a saddle and now I need Speedy flesh oh gosh okay all right I assume that’s gonna be a zombie right all right it’s night time or the zombies I need some speed Flash oh it’s so weird oh but um faster did that work

Wait I didn’t get his drop though no oh I did get it nice okay what is this what do I do with it speedy flesh okay oh there’s another one uh hey man listen I didn’t mean to do that to your friend are you are you oh

Oh gosh wait how are you that you know what you gotta go you gotta go you gotta go You Gotta Die You Gotta Die you hit too hard I was at half hell um all right oh what is that circlet of Speed Run extremely fast for a duration

When used makes you passively sprint very fast while in the hot bar okay hold on what’s this increase my speed to so if I hold on to this and run nothing wait hold on what do I need to do do I click it oh oh I’m at 5

000 but it’s me a pass es what oh my gosh am I lost I think I’m lost where’s the village oh I got the passive is now enabled look above my Hotbar okay I don’t even have to click it I don’t even have to click it that is

Insane look at that oh God I see you’re working out yeah I’ve been swimming around wait is that how you got it is that how you got it oh look at me oh I’m glowing you said you couldn’t be you can’t glow like me look at me look at me

I want to talk to you right in front of the water come here no reason definitely here in the water yeah I think or two about swimming I just keep right here okay okay what are you are you friendly now I’m friendly look here you never you can have a snowball

See the thing that I used to put on Half a Heart wait let me see okay oh he’s working together yeah yeah we’re working together we’re totally working together yeah we’re working together wait how do you do that how do you go together I’m out of here

You’re coming down to half a heart or uh half Health if you were to hit me with that again I would have died it probably lost a lot of speed there he is I’m gonna use the zapper we’re gonna hit him I’m gonna hit him stuff

Okay I’m gonna go this way dude I am so fast all right we gotta keep going I’m halfway there Russell put a 48 point 10 D 10d 40 2D percent next to the speed oh wait that’s right this with the saddle I can talk to that villager

Oh my gosh I’m so fast I don’t like this that’s too fast okay let’s click this guy uh so that with that I get a rocket saddle what is it hey sigils you’re looking kind of glowy how are you here have a flower let’s be friends I don’t

Here take this drink that drink the egg oh God where did you I wanted to fly I wanted the flowers hey no no no no no Gotta Go Gotta Go So I got the rocket saddle so what I don’t is this a horse with the rockets and rocket boosters on it My speed is at 88 000. what in the world what is it oh gosh oh god oh gosh oh god oh look I’m setting things on fire too and I’m on fire cool all right that’s great all right cool um what do I do now can I can I do

Something special with this thing oh I Can Fly I got a horse that can fly Can I do anything else oh I got a horse that can fly and shoots lasers yeah why not that makes the most sense why not yup okay can it do anything else um only can Dash okay cool um okay all right uh what do I do now am

I strong enough to take on that creeper boys hello do you guys see what I have yeah I what is that a rocket propelled horse it’s a rocker whoa I don’t know do I have it do I have enough speed to take on the the boss

It looks like you are fast enough to catch the creeper here take this tracker kill it once I’m gonna kill the creeper before you loser creeper tracker oh gosh wait why doesn’t that point to you guys because you’re a bunch of loser creepers God I’m sorry

What what I don’t know what that means you’re me hold on a signal was weakened so it’s stronger going the right direction wait how do I get there because I’m gonna Dash I’m dashing very strong oh I’m stuck at a wall um electrified creeper wait I saw it

You saw that right look at the top that’s the boss that’s the that’s the where is it oh you have fat ah there he is okay I stop it oh I got a golden apple too and a potion of regen oh you’re gonna hit like a truck aren’t you listen you think

You’re fast wait till you see my bowel movements I can’t say that what does that even mean okay all right uh what is he doing I’m gonna go ahead and probably eat this Golden Apple yep look at my health that is not good and we’ll do

That too and we’ll we’re gonna punch him could I put oh gosh he just does everything I did nothing wait I gotta do my lasers do my lasers that one that one oh look at his health I’m like tickling him you are very strong aren’t

You whoa go go go go stay away from me you little freak oh what is that little attack you got there okay let me take him down what if I dash at him though what if I get off my horse and I dash at him that literally does nothing that attack

Isn’t fast enough but I Killed My Horse come here horsey okay you’re fine come on what’s up fast boy you ain’t fast enough for me I’m cute you ain’t cute look at you okay no why did I Dash into him that was a bad idea he’s almost dead though

Yes oh gosh what’s happening did it did it are you low did I do it what happened what just happened you didn’t do it I killed the reverse creeper flash thingy you know you did it sir did we do it did I do it no no thank you for killing the

Creeper please accept this as a reward I gotta what’d you get all of that and I got a fire charge Magma Cream my speed didn’t go to Max either I could only go 88 000 miles per hour loser edible fire charge wait hold on let me taste test it where did he go

You got what oh why is my speed 1.7 million why did I just get hit by a meme why were you a meteor why am I a meteor oh no I’m actually okay come here come here no no no no no no no no no no no no no that’s

The bad guy right that’s the bad news no no it’s savitar boys hit the like button hit the meteor button I don’t know what that means no