GoodTimesWithScar – Last Life episode 4: I Got A Life!

Well hello there and welcome back to last life as you can see here i have been doing a little bit of home renovation and we no longer have a house we just have a literal facade here at the i’m a pro house so we’re going to be building our more permanent

Structure today which is going to be amazing and i’ve got a bit of a problem yes i do and we’re not going to address that until i feel brave enough to admit it anyway we’ve got all of our supplies here all loaded up and ready to go of

Course our magical crystals and we even have a new crystal a boogie man detection crystal that is gonna be a big seller and a whole lot of miscellaneous items now real quick i’ve hid my treasure box and i’m gonna show you but not the actual

Location so look at this i did a little bit of mining as we were setting up and things like that and we’ve got a little bit more sand like look at that sugar cane now i have more sugar cane but i lost that i’m going to find it

And apparently these seeds and oak saplings are very valuable that they’re in our valuable chest but we’ve got a lot of really good stuff to work with today and we’re going to sell probably half of that one thing we’re going to need is quartz because we’re going to be

Selling some components for some boom boom traps yep that is right the magical wizard shop here at magical mountain is finally going to get built we’ve talked about it for a long time and after our last episode man we did lose our horse that’s right we did lose our horse and now we’re

Surrounded by enormous fortresses with scott and pearl and now the white castle has popped up there is still no drive-through which i don’t understand we got this some kind of monster there and the red guy in the back and we don’t have any allies we lost our one ally that was

Joel and we keep losing our resources so we need to consolidate become the arms dealer of the server and uh make some very interesting deals when we start putting our six lives up for auction but before then we’ve got to make ourselves a shop and that will be a wizard shop made

Out of a wizard’s hat that’s right our shop is going to be a wizard’s hat we’re going to be living in a wizard’s hat up here on magical mound i don’t think there could be a better i don’t think there could be a better design for our wizard shop and wizard’s

House but literally living inside of wizards hack which is going to be amazing so yeah we’re going to be winging a organic build which is going to be a huge challenge at that also i probably should be clean with you on the thing that i lost but until then gotta light this up

Don’t want to create a mob farm okay here we go we’ve actually got some progress on the hat i have not seen it from a distance and i’m a little freaked out also i can’t hear the sounds again for whatever reason okay whoo we’re safe whew okay back to work back to building

The first person we see could be suspicious right boogeyman out for the hunt wow we are way up here this is definitely not scar safe and i’ll admit i have tried at least twice now to fly this is not car safe by any means i really hope this looks good i 100 just

Winged it all the way up when i built my last wizard’s head it took eight hours of trial and error i built this in in four minutes this might look really bad so don’t judge me too harshly if the boogeyman shoots me off of this fair play fair play i’m trying to get

Back far enough to get a look at this i’m really nervous this is gonna look awful oh yep it looks oh it looks bad oh it looks so bad oh it looks like you know what it looks like it looks like a pizza building from the 90s

Oh man the childhood memories look at you in that beautiful smile hello there b-dubs hi hello hello hello hey hey this is looking wonderful really pretty do you remember back in the 90s the pizza hut buildings yeah yeah it looks like that it’s supposed to

Be a wizard’s hat but it’s it’s you know it’s a bit of a work in progress you’ve come a little early b dubs you’ve come a little early okay this will be a shop by the way a shop oh that sounds fascinating mind if i take a look inside

Oh come on in come on in come on in yeah i don’t need to be a shop it’ll be a beautiful shop cool yeah yeah i mean you can take the wood floor out it’s going to be replaced with stone you know high quality non-flammable surface i would i’m pro i

Would rather look under here all right yeah you go you go about your business you you do your best work down there if you oh oh decoy um if you do want to bring that dirt to me i would appreciate it because as you can see i’m using quite a lot of

Dirt here i have i have uh something i could exchange for some dirt yes what’s that the enchanting table oh that thing yeah i haven’t spoken with my audience yet about that i uh i guess anytime’s a good time is now am i right you’re right i lost it okay

You you and i met and i bought this courage crystal which is working well great courage but strong i wouldn’t even be here if i if it weren’t for courage this is taking courage to do confronting you yeah because we when when i bought this you had the enchanting table on you

And you didn’t say nothing ah you know my memory of these pizzas i am only but an old wizard you know the the gray hair you know it’s a whole thing yeah yep goodbye i’m still here buster i can offer you oh what you can offer me something

Some things in exchange for the enchanting table yes i’d love to turn your pants as shiny as ever bdubs but i really don’t know where it is i made a maze and then i lost the entrance to it really yeah by the way i actually have a

New crystal for sale would you mind uh you know stepping over here oh it’s a great crystal it’s an important crystal look at this where where’d you go here you are right behind you yeah look at that the boogeyman detection crystal How does this work when i’m the boogeyman [Laughter] i am not the boogie All right i think you’re the rump rumple skilled skin with that laugh he’s the weird that was horrifying oh my gosh i gotta recover for a moment here because of the courage crystal oh really do you think it’s helping yes it’s making me go crazy oh i like it

I love a little crazy yeah i’ve got some more work to do on the wizards hat this is the most embarrassing thing on the server please do not tell anybody about it okay it’s done i won’t okay and let me let i will leave you with this yes if

You find the enchanting table i will give you a life for it [Laughter] excuse me oh baby all of a sudden transfer me the life i’ll go get it scar is it close it’s literally under us it’ll just take me like five minutes to find seriously yeah okay i’ll do it at this point i’m gonna die but i i am trusting you b-dubs

You have the courage crystal you’re my best customer if you don’t give me the chaining table i will i will take this life back by my blade by the blade i thought this was just use of the enchanting table for our life no not use

No okay all right all right all right i get it i will actually give you this i will give you this goodbye do i stay here what should i stay here and wait um i’ll bring it to you i’ll bring it to you better bring it fast i’ll bring it fast

Um the the snow castle correct yes okay all right b-dubs we’ll see you later have a good time goodbye okay oh my god where did i put this thing oh no no no no no no no no no no no oh my gosh oh my gosh where did i put this thing

Around any corner could be a creeper what have i done what have i done i told you i lost it but hey at least we found the entrance i almost forgot where it was until we were talking with it dubs yes okay okay let’s pack this up i am

Carrying a very valuable resource here on the server so i’m going to be very careful in case any other alliance may be listening in or monitoring what i have been doing so i can get this to be dubs but i’m gonna take this the long way around

To him and feel out if there’s any other offers because wizard business tip number seven never take the first offer even if they pay up front okay we broke through the wall but i’ve got to say joel’s house is way too beautiful for a red light

It’s very inviting you want to stop by maybe they’ve got some homemade cookies until you find out the cookies are poison i feel like an action figure with a utility belt of weapons that is right i’m really scared to transport this device let’s sniff out and see if anyone else

Has a better offer these walls are now trapped that’s right they they know i keep going through them so they’re scar trapped wow what is going on here uh well cleo funny yeah you should say that prepare yourself oh back away [Laughter] i say we get

Would you trade a life for an enchanter to bring back to the southlands okay let’s go towards me i don’t want to hear that no mid the wedding i was giving you an opportunity i’d have to leave all my friends i’d have to be with yourself

Oh hey beat ups there you are oh my gosh i’ve been looking all over for you yeah we’re right over this way oh great okay i’ll be with you guys shortly i’m still looking for the enchanter it i will have it momentarily momentarily okay all right be on your way be on your

Way there you go okay all right we’re all waiting oh i’m coming i’m coming don’t worry okay oh boy we gotta make this quick bdubs is on to us i wanna see if i can sniff out a better offer maybe two lives and i think we’re fair wizards we can give b dubs

Back home life if we can get two lives for this enchanter yes i did try to turn timmy against the southland it was a it was a good try i’m glad i tried but he did not bite gives me shivers to be back here in the southlands after what

Happened to poor yellow snow being um dropped into a lava hot tub how does this actually work does do you have to time this to jump in hold on here we go oh we made it in southlanders boy do i have a deal for you oh no no no no that right there

Looks like a failed trap joel was here before us is that oh that’s netherward if i just make a little room here oh hello there little fella just stopping here to get a little bit of another word and i’ll just replant that and nobody will be wiser and

I do not think anyone is home so yeah hmm let’s go see if we can find them oh scars here why hello everyone i am just a weary traveler traveling the land everywhere what was that you were everywhere how are you everywhere me am i able to cash

This in yet by the way by the way guys i’m currently building a pizza hut so come by and enjoy some pizza later on no no no scar no i’m not gonna do that all right because so far nothing but like nothing nothing that you have provided me

Has yielded the positive benefits yeah right so if i go to pizza hut how am i meant to expect the positive benefits of a pizza hut all right look we’re both holding look i’ve had zero luck since i’ve had this lucky luck crystal and okay well the silver silver tongue

Speech thing i think that’s actually working beautiful you just haven’t embraced the luck and realized that you’re still alive which means you’re lucky now mumbo your uh your soul crystal was actually cancelled um for your betraying my horse betrayed the horse by the way thank you for the netherwood i stopped

By your place um nobody was home so i helped myself to some nether work wait a second that doesn’t look half bad actually that does kind of look like a wizard hat a tattered one with a with a really long nose it’s all of my wheeling and dealing has

Increased my nose pinocchio style no oh okay okay okay okay here comes car hello oh wait i might have misunderstood that question friend i don’t mean friend okay hello everybody no no no no no no no no no no no keep back keep back keep back come on

In my friend come on in buddy i’m over here i’m here for b-dubs he he’s in the nether right now he’s coming back let me be very clear here you are the one not to be trusted how dare you project like that me come on in dude i built it

On that hill up there but what what do you know the pizza hut you know like the 90s they had like the funny little buildings how does he do that to me he shows me something shiny and it just works it’s amazing by the

Way do you want to take it up and down come in here and break bread with me oh he’s back here is that you yes this is me back off yeah i was being kind back off okay don’t call them fools but all right because we had an agreement correct

Yes i will give it to you but you have to tell me if somebody’s gonna kill me you have to come right to me and tell me if there’s a plot i will all right you promise i will tell you right now ethos behind you i’m an honest man

Okay ethos behind you thank you scar i want everybody to know that i’m an honest man honestly good job scar that’s a big deal that means that means a lot man all right guys i can trust you i want to have a moment with you no i don’t i don’t like your

Sword it’s really pointing i lo i’ll put it away i’ll put it away i’ll put it away this is a moment look hugs throw this out of the ground throw the sword on the ground absolutely not you’re not that i’m scared i’m scared you’re too close to me i’m scared

Thank you scar we love you can you guys remember that the wizard shop opening soon really good deals yes all right have a good time everybody advertising all right good job buddy i’ll just be over there if anyone needs me can you sell at least one science item scarf

I’ll be back with some science i’ll be back i’ll be back keith okay i’m excited about the science i don’t want any of that magic i tried to play the field a little bit see if there was any better offers here on the server for the enchanting table but in the end bdubs

Had the best offer and we are up to seven lives and i cannot wait to put all my lives on a shelf and make some deals with some people in the future i’d love to to go and say hi to scott and pearl but these walls are just radiating heat

And there is no way that i can find in here i need to make a special deal with them for like a scar door or a scar bypass these walls are probably just up to keep me out to be honest with you oh my gosh i got a glimpse of it here

Oh yeah it looks awful but you know what i see potential i see potential that there is a chance that we can make this look like a wizard hat and look cool like it’s just in it’s uh like clay form it’s being molded and shaped into the way we want it so

Yeah we we probably should fix it or we really will be the laughingstock of the server if we aren’t already in our wizard costume and just putting a few finishing touches on this here and i’ve got to ask you at what point do we take the enchanting table back

Eventually depending if they want to give me a proper alliance or not if there isn’t an alliance well that enchanting table is going to be conor you know i really don’t like living under a red name look at him look at how scary he is what is he up to

Seems like he is mocking or taunting something out there oh he’s trying to get some gunpowder could we sell him some how much does it actually oh it takes five wow okay all right let’s go see if we can let’s go see if we can barter with him oh well hello there

Scott are you not worried that i’m the biggie man oh no not really no i’m looking for joel i just shot an arrow you’re like oh hi green well i’m looking for joel i’m gonna sell him a tnt block because he was hunting creepers while i was building my pizza

Hut i’m actually calling it the wizards hut now oh my goodness i couldn’t i was just at the bottom of the tower and i couldn’t quite tell what it was it looks like the saddest upside down ice cream cone i’ve ever seen it’s a wizard hat oh it is

It looks like a ice cream cone made out of dirt with flavored ice cream well it’s a work in progress i uh aren’t we all it is it is have you seen joel by the way he was killing creepers and i thought you know what i have a tnt

Block and i could sell it to him for some riches if i had to guess where joel was i would say he’s probably trying to kill someone and it’s likely to be scott pearl or some of the other guys who trapped your base by the way what yeah

The entrance to your base looked like there was some tnt there was a um an observer on the ground as i was helping to myself to some of your netherwart i’ve been on a bit of a solo adventure so i might head home you’re welcome to join if you want i just made

A great deal by the way selling more useless crystals by any chance something a little more valuable mr green what wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait scar scar since my um my friends aren’t here yeah how how’s about oh you remember this i spoke to mumbo

Actually about that um do you remember this i do it was actually scott i’m sorry it was a cancer it was cancelled yeah i’m sorry we don’t want to start forest fires now smokey the bear would not be proud of us scott you could you could make some friends did somebody say friends

Scott i can’t help but think all this swindling is going to make you very unpopular oh that’s why i have so many lives oh who’s this delightful joel my friend hello there joe you can’t lunge at a man i’m not lodging there was lunging what’s

Going on he has no friends he’s on my list welcome to the no friends group kill just kill him just prove to him that he needs he needs friends joel i have something better than friends i have tnt for sale oh how much do you take i have two blocks

You think that’s impressive no i would work very hard for these two blocks well you should work harder scar because seriously i’ve lost more tnt than you have just now i lost another six in a failed trap blame martin and jimmy the smelly boys you failed at the [ __ ] trap man

Yeah i need to go get some more iron i’ve got seven tnt i thought i was bad at traps welcome back to magical mountain we’re high atop the wizard hut finishing up but i got to admit something i made a huge mistake i didn’t use the last life

Recipe for tnt i used the vanilla recipe which requires five gunpowder pieces and here on last life as i said we have a special recipe that only requires one gun powder along with paper and sand to create tnt so i used i used 10 pieces of gunpowder whereas if i would have used

The last life recipe i would have only needed two and we could add like eight or ten blocks of tnt which would have been way more valuable than two no wonder he didn’t take my offer i look like a fool so that explains everything i made a

Huge mistake also in the comments do you think i’ve made the right decision canceling mumbo and green’s pre-order there had to have been consequences for yellow snow’s demise but green is right i do need friends so in the comments let me know did i make the right or wrong decision

I think this very well might be done the wizards hut which i think is a perfect name for it i’m doing a slow walk out here in anticipation that it looks good that is not half bad for building it in the time constraints and the material restraints that is not

Half bad for an organic shape of a wizard’s hat it could use a little bit of like fraying and a little bit more bowing here and there but that right there is solid now that we have sculpted it out of clay slash dirt what do we make it out of

We’ve got a little bit of wood we got a lot of stone now aesthetically i think it’d be nice to do some darker stone at the bottom maybe light stone at the brim and then the hat portion could be maybe spruce or strip logs but that’s also prone to fire

Hmm well i’ve never been one for functionality over aesthetics why start now let’s go with aesthetics cross our fingers and hope nobody burns down our hat i think someone just lit pearl and scott’s house on fire i saw some movement here somebody’s in the woods yep yep that head of hair i recognize

That that’s a head of hair of a man named skidz you can see it a mile away it looks like they just caught their house on fire all right let’s go put it out let’s be good neighbors joe come on man i feel bad now we we just

Sussed out another one of his traps should we just kill ourselves in it just to make them feel better we have seven lives or we could turn this into a garbage can i’ve got so much junk i’m gonna i’m gonna vote for the garbage can we have

To have a word you you left uh uh you left a bit of lava down at the bottom of my ladder did i did are you sure yeah i turned it into my garbage can so i turned a negative into a positive good i appreciate the effort yeah i really do

I really do cool thanks man i really do bye-bye bye-bye pearl i don’t trust you what what no what are you coming up here for i um you know the wondering traitor that was down in your room yeah yeah well he he despawned um and uh i clicked on your door

Oh my garbage can no like the the door down there the trap failed there was a trap down there oh yeah joel put that there little silly goose he’s a cute little fellows over there isn’t he you didn’t get hurt no no i was i saw it i saw it fall but

It was yet another fail he’s having a hard time isn’t he it’s it’s been it’s been a tough day that’s my garbage can now that’s your garbage can for safety for safety how do you trust the zoo that’s pretty good it’s precision trust that as a garbage can

You could just use a cauldron with lava in it and it’s fine ah you know it keeps life it keeps life spicy by the way i have a new crystal for sale it’s called the boogie detector crystal are you interested pearl what are you saying that we could potentially see who the

Boogie is this session it’s like a little alarm it goes and you’re like man we’ve got something on our hands step over to my temporary office here is this crystal for sale right now oh well you’ve just given it to me so um well i mean i’m just letting you you know

Yep the pearl pearl yeah so it’s try right i get to come back and get another one if it would you know what pearl i’m going to allow it i’m going to allow it you go out you try this crystal out there and you come back to me and let me

Know what you think all right i’ll see if it works i might come back and buy another one but if it doesn’t well well i know you’ll be back so i’ll prepare i’ll prepare your payment okay okay all right goodbye i have put quite an effort in to complete the wizard shop

Exterior and i’m really proud of it it was quite an effort to make an organic shape in a really quick period of time and what do you think it looks like i’m wearing the hat but yeah that is the wizard hut shop and it’s a giant wizard hat and we’ll put

Our shop in there we’ll put our bed and our supplies and of course our seven souls that’ll be for sale or maybe six because we do need at least one to stay alive that is but yeah we’ll freshen this up make it look really nice as a shop interior upstairs maybe that’s

Our living quarters or that’s where the souls are kept but uh yeah i’m super proud of this i hope you guys like it and i have one little touch that i’d like to add to the top we are really living on the dangerous side in this

Episode and i have fallen off here to two hearts once but bam our favorite new block here in the game copper and then we’ll light it a little bit so it’s a bit of a glow and people will be able to see this from miles away that there are

Some deals to be had i am excited to see what this copper block looks like from are you are you seriously already oxidized i’ve been barely down from placing it oh that’s uh that’s hilarious but i guess it’ll be green eventually anyway and it might actually look better green than copper

But what do you guys think do you think it looks pretty cool i think from afar people will be able to see it maybe we’ll put a sign some around here it says shop or wizard shop in a fun comical way and we’re gonna have a ton

Of fun selling people some things in the shop in our next episode specifically the seven souls that are now available or i guess we’ll probably have to keep one so we’re at least someone alive but we’ll do that in our next episode so thank you so much for watching and until

Next time we’ll see you later and different subscribe because you may just become scared for life