GrayStillPlays – Minecraft, but I upgrade my pickaxe to godhood

-All right, we’re checking out the only game where you can upgrade your pickaxe to destroy all life on the entire planet. It’s Minecraft. I’m not very good at playing games, but what I am good at is adding zeros to them.

So I figured what the hell, I would give this a shot in Minecraft by modifying something to become stupider and stupider until eventually, my hope is I can just destroy the entire planet and kill the Ender Dragon in one hit. This is a wooden pickaxe,

That is what it does. Rookie numbers. 2 Attack Damage, 1.2, Attack Speed. When I look at this, there is a distinct lack of zeros here, so I’ve decided to have something that this game should have allowed you to do way back in the beginning.

What happens when you create the unholy circle of pickaxes? You get this. [chuckles] Now, after the creation of this glitzy hideous mess, I have not yet tested exactly what this does, and obviously, I need to now do this and create this monstrosity for all the different materials in Minecraft.

Actually, I’m gonna make up some materials and probably do that as well. So I prepared this target here, um, just to see if the inputs for the weapon work as they’re supposed to. -Yay. -Oh, sweet Jesus. Oh my God, it’s more beautiful than I had anticipated. [laughs]

Hold on-hold on, I just need to– This city was made to die. [crash sound] [laughs] Behold, effectively what we have here is the boomerang death thing from Xena: Warrior Princess, git. Oh, yeah. Oh, it’s perfect. So first things first here, I do need to get some stone real quick.

Okay, now, as you can imagine, I had to make sure that stone was added here now as well. I’m gonna get to the Ender Dragon, and he’s gonna be like. -Hey, can I get your attention? -What the fuck is that? I can hear some evil creature nearby. Get wrecked, son.

[music] [laughs] Oh, no. Hold on. Zena. That worked surprisingly well to kill things. Okay, so as you can tell, this stone pickaxe now goes substantially deeper than the wooden one. It is also fantastic for completely abusing sheep. -No, God. -“Hey, cow.” “Hey, buddy.” “I got some bad news. I’m GrayStillPlays.”

Edge up I’m just getting the materials I need to defeat the Ender Dragon here. Lovely villagers, do not be afraid. I only request an offering of blood and water, and if you’re not prepared to give it to me, this thing in my right hand will take it from you. [chuckles]

This poor guy over here he’s like, “What the hell is that in your right hand?” “It is a surgical tool. [lip smack] Uh, if you would allow me to show you exactly how it works here. Aight, I go ahead and reel back and let her- [crashing noise]

– let her rip. It is like WTF. [music] Sorry, brother. That cat over there is like, “Did you just kill my owner?” “Yes, yes, I did. You’re next.” Beds for the Ender Dragon. We don’t need beds where we’re going. Give me your finest breads.

Don’t mind me, I’m just mining with my pickaxe in order to get out. All righty, time to go to the next level here. You better hurry up with the iron because my trigger finger is starting to get pretty itchy and everything around me is looking very, very destructible.

Iron pickaxe, 4 Attack Damage. You know what it needs? A lot of zeros. Okay, the last pickaxe has been prepared. I’m about to summon the devil here. Oh, yeah. Now, to be fair, I kinda wanna know exactly how big the arch of damage is. Bae, I need you as a test subject. Yay.

[crashing sounds] [chuckles] Jesus, it just evaporated the entire mountainside. “Mr. B, this is for posterity, how do you feel?” He’s like, “Sad.” Good. Hold on, I just- I gotta throw this at an angle. [crashing sound] Because you can watch as the wave of death goes wherever it follows

And then it just comes back like the world’s most perfect boomerang. What happens when you mix Australia and Minecraft? All right I think it’s time to go to the Nether. [humming] What’s going on boys? It’s your cheating bastard here, GrayStillPlays. Satan, guide my pickaxe. [crashing sound]

Yeah, I think that worked out pretty well. Oh, God. Oh, there it is. Man, I totally get it now. I’d say the struggle to find gold is real. [crashing sound] [laughs] It took me a little while, but I found some. [crashing sound] [computer tone] Oh, hell, I think it’s gone now. [music]

These poor piglins are like, “Here’s the pearls, just take your damn Batarang and get out of here.” Don’t mind me, I’m just doing a little bit more mining. I know it looks like I’m drilling a hole straight to hell, this is how I mine,

Okay? This is the way pickaxes were meant to work. Perfect. Okay, I should be ready at this point for, uh, the next crescendo in crafting these unspeakable horrors, the diamond pickaxe ninja star. [humming] Oh, Satan, guide my pickaxe, give me all the zeros. Now it’s time to make Nicolas Cage proud. Do it.

Oh, sweet baby Jesus, yes. Ouch. Okay, now, if my calculations are correct, this should make my job a lot easier. Let us take– [suspense music] [laughs] Oh my God, it’s still going. I think I literally just destroyed half of the entire plant. Oh my God. What was that?

Is someone down there getting pissed off that I’m destroying most of what holds the fabric of reality together? Get over it. Hold on, I-I need to find like a mountain and just throw it at the mountain and see what’s left. Oh, yes, that right there is the absolute perfect target.

Okay, so if I throw it right about here if everything’s programmed correctly. [crashing sound] Yes, just as I had anticipated. [laughs] I just turned the mountain into a gaping maw. This game is like, “Stop.” What the hell? What are you doing here, buddy? Oh, do you get trapped by the water?

That’s just awful. Hold on, let me-let me give you a hand. [crashing sound] Ouch. [laughs] Who needs a sword when you have this? I love how the creatures are just swimming like on the sheer wall of stupidity that’s happened from the diamond pickaxe star.

All right, sheep, before we take out the Ender Dragon, I need to make sure that we’re in the appropriate realm of damage. [crashing sound] Yeah, it looks pretty good. That looks pretty good. [laughs] I’m really concerned that like six of you managed to survive somehow.

They’re like, “We’re going to tell everyone what you did here.” No, you’re not. [crashing sound] Okay, now I think I cleaned out the area. This house is clean. Since the other target wasn’t big enough in the end, I’m just putting a different one together

So I can get some idea of the AOE going on here. Okay, I mean, it’s as big a target as I had time to build. If it destroys the entire target, I think we’re gonna be okay on the dragon. [crashing sound] Yeah, I think we’re all right.

We’re gonna clear the water as it goes over the water. It’s like Superman flying from one way or the other. The sonic boom is destroying the entirety of the underwater biome. All the fish are like, “I don’t know what happened.

My dad was there one second, the next minute he was reduced to atoms.” Hey, sheep, listen, I can’t fight the Ender Dragon on an empty stomach and you’re edible. Sorry, y’all. [crashing sound] [laughs] It just disintegrates the water for a minute too.

Hold on, let me see if I could follow it to where it ends up at. My god. Hold on, I don’t wanna– I was gonna say I don’t wanna lose this glorious thing, but somehow I just ended up duplicating it. [chuckles] On the plus side, it’s given me a fantastic opportunity to see

Exactly what the core of the earth looks like here. All right, Dragon, I’m coming. I got some bad news. On my way to find the portal, I happen to cross another village. You guys are in the way of progress. [crashing sound] They’re like, “Oh, it’s the end times.”

Give me your meat. There we go. I think I’ve redecorated this place pretty well. I appreciate I can always find food this way because I end up using a lot of health injuring myself doing this. Where the hell were you forever ago? [crashing sound] Would have made my iron exploits a lot easier.

That Gollum was like, “I’m no match, just leave me the hell alone.” I have no idea how but this one house survived my rampage. [ding] It gets to continue living. Anyway, onward. God, I should have had it made so that when I throw the damn thing,

I can just surf on it. Okay, I’m pretty sure this is it. Now, obviously, we’re gonna have to do a whole lot of digging to see if we can find the right spot here, and by a whole lot of digging, I mean I’m going to click this bu– [crashing sound]

I’m gonna click this button and all shall be revealed. [chuckles] Okay, I found something important. Yeah, this-this definitely looks like it. [laughs Okay, yeah, I found it. [laughs] Silverfish, I really don’t wanna have to throw this pickaxe in here because I’m not sure what it’ll erase besides both you and I.

Okay, I’ve had enough, but get it. [crashing sound] Yeah, that’s what you get. So, in a weird turn of events, uh, when I threw that pickaxe, it, uh, evaporated half of the entire area and it also took half of the border with it. That’s fine, though, because we can’t defeat

The Ender Dragon with just a diamond pickaxe, I have to make one last pickaxe. I guess I’m building this up here. Uh-huh, the time has finally come to go into a realm of stupidity that no one in Minecraft should have ever gotten to. There it is.

Whenever you carry this into battle, everyone knows you mean business. Let’s see what it does. [laughs] Oh, no, the game won’t even work. [gasps] [music] -Okay, uh, so the tiny little bit of the portal did work. Um, we’re in the end now. Now as I understand it, obviously,

The bed meta is the way to go unless you feel like destroying the crystals, you know, like this. [laughs] Did I- did I get it? I think I got it. Hold on Ender Dragon, I’ll-I’ll be there in a second. I gotta get my pickaxe back.

It should be back in my hands in like 30 minutes. There it is. God, I have to climb my ass out of here to actually get to the damn thing. All right, yeah, go ahead and perch real quick. [sound] Stop that, come down here. This is-this is it. Glitchy ultimate throwing star Netherite

Pickaxe of destiny versus the Ender Dragon. I’ve taken the Minecraft code and I’ve urinated all over it. Get down here. All right, that’s it, you’re starting to piss me off. [grunts] You see what happens? That’s what happens, man. Okay, I need to make sure that I have open space

For the damn thing when it comes back. I’ll blast all these damn things. I’m glad that I don’t really need good aim or anything. The longer it takes you to land, the more you’re prolonging the stupidity. [chuckles] Actually, it wouldn’t even matter if it perches.

I can probably hit this damn thing from anywhere. I just got to be in the relative kind of close area to where it could potentially be. You’re– [laughs] Oh my God. We did a one-hit kill. [music] Wait, that’s it. One Ender Dragon? One throw of the Netherite pickaxe star?

I want my goddamn money’s worth. Sounds like we need more zeros. I said we’re gonna kill some Ender Dragon and that’s- that was sad. I want more. Uh-huh, yeah. [music] That’s more like it. [laughs] Yes. Oh my God. Now that’s how you get your money’s worth. [laughs] Woo.

Oh God, I can-I can’t turn off the game. It’s only one FPS, I can’t turn off the blockters to stop the endless stream of Ender Dragon so I can’t kill them fast enough. I’ve got to get the pickaxe into my inventory. Ah. [laughs] [music]

[ding] Okay, um, things may have gotten way more out of hand than I had originally anticipated. Hey, I killed the dragon, you’re welcome. I also just disintegrated half of your entire layer. God, it’s still going. Before I go, I’m gonna leave everyone with one last parting gift.

You’re-you’re welcome, I just made the earth flat. I’m taking my Netherite disco pickaxe and I’m going home. Well, now that I see that you can add zeros to basically anything in Minecraft, I’ll probably have to do it to all things. Anyway, folks, I hope you enjoyed this episode of Minecraft.

Till next the time, stay Foxy and much love.