Caveman world where I am a caveman I live in this cave little cave cook me some steak I’m oh yeah bro you keep getting all the horses and try to kill a bunch of water in Traders for leads or put them all in there trying to get some beef well some cooked steak Hi hungry um I’m that’s my guy all right I got enough to last a journey for me to get some cows rodri do I hear rodri where’s rodri rodri poor Rodrick where are you at rodri rrick I hear a chicken so confused where’s Rodrick nope NOP NOP No I’m going to go kill some cows bro put these guys in the pin we’re gonna have an army of horses for people is that brri is it you broadrick is this broadrick nope you’re not broadrick I’m gonna go hunt down some cows oh cow Some leather he’s like where’ my dad go in heaven let me send you there too no All right bro how many horses do you got for other people and you have to realize this is for other people too Rodrick is that you nope not rodri R go No why’ you took so long like Pych bro I can hear that no you didn’t you don’t have a job I heard you Google that what are you talking to me I don’t H I didn’t even yeah it wasn’t me I swear bro I swear it wasn’t me I swear I don’t know herob Brian I swear it wasn’t Me it was who what’s that what does it do make me become a hacker bro come here right now I’m sending this to blast off fire again cuz I keep finding these stupid crosses everywhere bro you got to be kidding me mate mate look up what it means if you find a Cross in your world All Right why well that’s why we’re having the simp War I just named that war why did I even think of that name of a war bro why are you king everything well paing everything brck I found brck bro I found brck no psych that’s fake rrick that wasn’t actually broadrick right all right Good that was broad bro Broad you killed brck what do you want your mom to get bro why did you just see did you were you the one that threw those eggs bro eggs were coming I swear that’s herob Brian that has to be him bro I eggs were literally getting thrown at Me no I’m dead serious I swear I’m not lying to you bro iron Serge I I swear iron sge I’m SW I swear bro I’m I’m not I’m not trying to scare you it’s true I saw eggs trying to get flown at me it’s true I swear I’m not lying I Swear bro I’m I swear eggs were literally like two of them two eggs were getting thrown at me you want me to show you the position that they were getting thrown at me I saw like a little Steve in the background though it was like this and for some reason I saw like Steve bro I swear if you saw that cross now you don’t believe me we saw that cross in Two Worlds and you’re not believing me you know what isn’t fake what I’m telling you like I swear eggs were getting thrown at me and I saw like a little Steve in the background Is it me or or do I see like something up there here’s the thing the Steve had white eyes are you thinking what I’m thinking no nobody else is in the server server look in the look in the my world nobody’s in the server look I swear it was herob Brian will you believe me if I show you the uh I all right bro what would make you believe me cuz I’m not lying it’s going to spit at you too it’s spit at you and I’m going to stab it up his butt kill him don’t kill him I see what His trades are don’t kill him I’ll trade with him I want to be nice to him for once what is that block for three emeralds what is that block what was that block BR what’s the block is it Nether Warts I can’t tell is it a Nether wart block Bro are you kind of getting bored of this world you you did it I saw you do it bro I saw you you do it stop try bro stop lying or I will unfriend you cuz you’re just lying to me at this point tell me the truth Now I didn’t lie eggs were getting thrown at me I swear I swear eggs were you want to find out what happens if I unfriend you you nothing literally absolutely nothing I I know you would believe me in the other server cuz we saw a real Cross you would believe me if eggs were getting thrown at me cuz yeah but eggs were getting thrown at me believe me now all right bro let’s go on the other server and see if eggs get thrown at me all right or Ornp I left I left the game we’re going to play the the land of Zombies your your brace what do you mean mean your arm cuz it broke how did you exactly break your arm how long ago sucks I have an idea you want me to tell you my idea iron S I have the best idea in the world want me to tell you what it is It’s a really good idea just shut up I don’t know why I just felt like saying that for some reason now it’s time to jump in the ender portal why can’t I break this trying to break the ender Portal I’m going fight the end drag pych Psych really oh iron charge where’s inity where anity Where what yo sorry about that my party chat disconnected or whatever it means so confused why do leave I swear yo iron charge why do you leave iron charge iron charge hello oh that sounds so satisfying what on Earth is I’m an Enderman now now I can be an Ender I only want a stack of them all right uh iron charge I need to see did I lo this ladder let’s go so I think I might have looted this place yep I looted this place but did I yep I took all the BL in this place oh Crap think I also looted this one yep life is gone it’s not noise weird iron charge but yeah did you take it personal I didn’t know you would actually take it personal and I was so confused I was like bro why you ain’t talking like Bro you just want to burn Wood hey guys watch me burn Frost Walker cuzz it Sucks I’m just kidding it’s not the worst I’m just going to I’m just going to keep it in a chest I’m just going to use it for and I don’t need to Clutch all right BR what like don’t put it like on you cuz it kind of sucks when you put it on like save it for when you need It yo what’s up hey got my di boot I got the diamond boots yeah yeah yep fire fire aspect one though wait what type of fire aspect did you have bro can you get me a new netherite sword and put fire aspect on it too yep Somebody’s mon mom Mom 18 pie pieces of lapis 18 pieces of lapis that should be enough that should be Enough guess what I just got you know how you said fire aspect I just got fire protection on my boots I need to see something real quick when I Mar walk on magma blocks will it hurt me I have fire protection not fire all right yes it doesn’t do any Damage but it still does the damage animation I don’t your mom bro why do I always spawn Here bro can I please have my fire aspect book fire aspect give me my fire aspect you stole my fire aspect O can I try my new sword on you I’ll let you try yours on me if you let me try you mine on Yours all Right try yours on Me wait huh say fire aspect take off your Armor like all your armor all right yep let me take off my armor now you try to hit me what I’m so confused I’m going put it back on cuz apparently it doesn’t work Wait what does yours have on it fire aspect what type of fire aspect maybe I need to take off my Sh I’m out of here not today all right bro let’s play hide and seek but this time we’re in the jungle cuz this is all right but you can’t teleport that’s the one rule and no Elytra you can only hold but I no don’t you have to count but I’m allowed to use my elytra to like Mo Spots bro you’re never finding me it’s physically impossible can um be frost Walker it’s physic play imposs um technically nope don’t find me in that cave but I am underground in the forest you’re never finding me but you can’t look at my stream you cannot look at my Stream even if you did you won’t even find me but still don’t do you get give up tell me when you give up teleport to me when you give up okay only when you give up guys don’t tell them where we are please if anybody’s watching the stream and You’re friends with iron swge please don’t tell them where I am or like my coordinates all right bro I’ll give you I’ll give you a hint of my coordinates it’s in the negatives did you give up yet all right I’m I’m feeling pretty confident that I’m gonna win and you’re GNA Lose what would you do if I went into spectator mode but why you leave and I won hooray dang it he joined back so I let so I didn’t win No for bro iron sge iron iron sge iron iron sge iron sge iron charge Iron iron sge iron iron sge iron iron iron SWS iron iron iron stge iron stge Iron swge by the time I break this piece of stone all my stone blocks that’s when he needs to be back come on break break break break break bro when does dude hurry up Iron charge iron hge all right by the time I break it with the efficiency 5 pickaxe he has move back by the time I break it with a piece of lapis he has to be Back H nobody uses it iron stge bro dig straight down I don’t want to not dig straight down I don’t care what people tell me people tell me still going to take straight down dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig Rig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig dig and dig and dig dig and dig iron stge for He iron charge iron charge iron charge oh iron charge un shut up iron Charge wait guys I’m going to jump down there without my eler we of course I didn’t land my MLG did I have to not land that MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG MLG ml MLG ml MLG ml pay your taxes pay pay pay pay the taxes pay your taxes up pay your taxes pay your taxes Up Iron Sword Bro who are you talking to I said did you give Up you gave up well hold on can you uh I need to kill you real quick bro who are you talking To Bro who are you talking To did I know what no bro stop aggravating me about that Herobrine sound thing but hey uh I know you heard it I need you to tell me one thing who are you calling let me guess Mr Kappa idiot is he’s not your favorite friend anymore what is That what about your brother I mean not your brother I mean your cousin and I want to attend how much have you ever seen him a rate of how much do you want to see him right now what do you mean so you want to see him but don’t want to see him Why why do you even want to see him no he no you have not you have seen him like about a week ago oh yeah did he leave when when you were sleeping did you not know what he was here that sucks would you not want him here at all if you saw Him bro no no inter Dragon no more ender dragon if you want to stop no creative mode Nope we’re not spawning the Ender Dragon what we’re not spawning him the day you give me 5 million Diamonds the day I’ll let you respawn him yep 5 million diamonds well then too bad bro get out of creative mode I’m streaming Bro that’s not how you spawn Him give me the give me the things that’s not how you spawn him I need four of them actually like just give me a stack give me a stack of but after we do this no more spawning him uh then no no egg no spawn guy so who’s going to get the Egg ow and we’re respawning him right that’s go what of course I’m dead my God I I I is he healing anymore I don’t think he’s healing [ __ ] nope bro get out of creative mode found enough with your creative mode I have enough of it so annoying cuz creative mode sucks Come on do you have beds hold on I need to check are you in creative Mode that guy up hey that’s not fair he went through blocks oh no help me kill him come on perch already you stupid Dragon yes I’m getting that dragon egg remember that and then no more spawning him bro can you get me a torch from creative mode just one torch Never mind already Got x no I want dragon egg where’s dragon egg where’s the dragon egg cuz it’s my dragon egg where’s the dragon egg where’s the dragon egg where bro where’s dragon egg where’s the dragon egg can you only spawn him two times and then you don’t get the dragon egg can you look that Up why is our but I’m going to have it okay don’t see anything maybe on top of one of the pillars I died did he find it bro why do I need Frost Walker I don’t want my Frost Walker right now no no I’m not no I’m not no I’m not no Why you’re not telling me what to no I’m not uh I don’t know I don’t know I’m not wearing the frost Walker I have Walker oh no oh wait I have the perfect idea with it I’m not going to have it g girl is going to have it that’s is that Okay bro what is keep slipping shooting me bro stop hitting me bro stop hitting me with that stupid bow on Arrow where’s the flipping Dragon egg hey guys who wants me to take off my elytra and jump well I sure do when I want to do a 360 backwards jump okay bro stop Yelling how did I get you mad I say no you don’t what you realize I’m not listening to you you want to play block SPS what what do you mean my drain head no it’s Not oh yeah the dragon head yeah yeah yeah I thought you said dragon egg I was like a he no I want that dragon egg O potions of healing thanks for the free potions of healing hey bro look behind you Let’s Go what let’s play some block fruits all no right Now what if I don’t want you to get back in my bed bro get out of creative mode get out I’m streaming get out of creative mode guys don’t mind that he’s hacking psych all right time for me to go back to base boom all right same and now let’s play block fruits Walk fruits and bro by the way you’re not going to be at my Island anymore Video Information
This video, titled ‘Step aside, fancy pants with your diamond swords and redstone contraptions! Gruk’s here to take you’, was uploaded by Big B’s Game Time on 2023-12-26 14:00:32. It has garnered 36 views and 3 likes. The duration of the video is 01:00:28 or 3628 seconds.
Gruk’s Guide to Ooga Booga Living in Minecraft: A Caveman Caper Step aside, fancy pants with your diamond swords and redstone contraptions! Gruk’s here to take you back to the good old days, the days of fur loincloths, mammoth steaks, and cave paintings that would make your pixelated ancestors proud. Welcome to my epic caveman world, where the only things sharper than my flint axe are my wit and, of course, my burgeoning British accent (still a work in progress, mind you, but don’t you worry, I’ll have you saying “cor blimey!” by the end of this video).
Picture this: Sunlight filters through the leaves of giant ferns, casting dappled patterns on the moss-covered walls of my cozy cave. A fire crackles merrily, sending plumes of smoke up towards the sky (don’t worry about air pollution, we cavemen have lungs of steel!). Outside, the jungle hums with life – squawking parrots, skittering boars, and the occasional grumpy triceratops (never try to borrow his leaf blower, trust me).
But Gruk’s life ain’t all sunbathing and dino-dodging. Gotta keep that prehistoric pantry stocked, right? So, I grab my trusty club (made from a particularly gnarly branch, I call him “Big Bertha”) and head out on the hunt. Dodging prehistoric bees the size of grapefruits and leaping over gushing geysers, I finally corner my prey – a plump dodo bird with a look of utter bewilderment on its face. “Sorry, mate,” I say in my best (and slightly posh) British accent, “but dinner calls!” (Dodo duly dispatched, don’t worry, they’re not endangered in Minecraft… yet).
Back at the cave, it’s time to get creative. I fire up the ol’ clay furnace (powered by sunshine and elbow grease, of course) and whip up a batch of clay pots. Then, I grab some charcoal and unleash my inner Picasso on the cave walls. Think cave paintings meet Monty Python, with stick figure mammoths wearing top hats and sabre-toothed tigers sporting monocles. It’s a right riot, I tell you!
Of course, no caveman’s life is complete without a bit of good old-fashioned tribal fun. We gather around the fire, swapping stories of epic hunts and narrow escapes (mostly involving angry hippos and exploding volcanoes). We sing songs that would make your ears bleed (but hey, at least we’re in tune with nature, right?), and tell jokes that are older than Methuselah (and probably just as dusty).
And then there’s the accent, the pièce de résistance of my caveman persona. I may not have mastered the Queen’s English just yet, but I’m giving it a right good go! From me “jolly good show” after a particularly successful hunt to my “blimey, that triceratops nearly had me for lunch!” moments, I’m sure to have you chuckling like a hyena with a bad case of the hiccups.
So, if you’re tired of the same old, same old in Minecraft, come join Gruk in his epic caveman world. It’s a wild ride, full of laughs, thrills, and enough prehistoric puns to make a wooly mammoth groan. Just remember, leave your fancy gadgets at the door, bring your sense of humor, and be prepared to unleash your inner caveman (and maybe practice that British accent, eh?).
Gruk’s out!
P.S. If you see a particularly grumpy triceratops with a missing leaf blower, just tell him Gruk sends his regards. And maybe offer him a nice, juicy dodo leg as a peace offering. He might just warm up to you then.
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