HansumFella – Minecraft Wheel of Misfortune

Couple weeks ago on stream I played Minecraft but every 5 minutes I spun the wheel of Misfortune uh which is a $70 prize wheel from Amazon and the idea was that I play Minecraft and beat the game and I do these challenges that are on this expensive ass wheel I ended up

Progressing nowhere in the game and the stream just turned into complete chaos so what the oh oh oh we might have to end dude hopefully you guys enjoy here’s some funny moments from that stream let me show you what kind of is on here all

Right let me show you guys what kind of mysteries and secrets are on the wheel oh yeah first of all fit check dude yeah we’ve got a prize wheel okay I keep saying prize wheel there’s no prizes on here all this sucks there’s a bunch of random sh there’s Minecraft related [ __ ]

But there’s also like [ __ ] I have to do in real life so there’s like take a shot spoonful of hot sauce wax and armpit look at this I got waxing strips for the stream dude do you know the looks that I got when I bought these waxing strips at

CVS I went to this CVS this morning and I picked up a protein bar and me and that guy made small talk so now I know this guy so then I come back to buy waxing strips and he was like what’s up with the waxing strips and I was like

Well so I’m going to set a timer for 5 minutes every 5 minutes the wheel’s going to go off you know the deal timer is going juices are flowing how young would you date what the dude are you the police what is Chris Hansen doing in my

Chat right now how young would you date perhaps you know uh-oh uh-oh you know what that means brother it’s time to spend the wheel of Misfortune Woo oh my [ __ ] God that sucks dude for those of you that can’t read it it says 20 push-ups so I have to I have to do 20 push-ups right now do it in your panties I don’t wear panties it’s not the weekend you can’t even really see me I

Guess I’ll turn this Way that was a horrible that was a mistake do he got the G dude I [ __ ] hate that word every time I see a big butt on Tik Tok I know if I go in the comments it’s just all going to be like get and then what girl girl is receiving

A comment that says Gat and then is like oh [ __ ] wow I really want to bang this guy you know like when has that ever worked for anybody when they comment like oh my God w got level 1,000 got spotted like what girl is like you know

What yeah I’ll give this guy a chance if it don’t sound like Squidward walking I don’t want it yeah dude that’s what I’m saying brother uh-oh uh-oh people it’s time for the wheel of Miss fortune or the wheel of punishment what the [ __ ] did I call it let us spin the wheel I’m

Never going to [ __ ] beat the game woo it’s the wheel the wheel is spinning okay not that bad that’s a Minecraft related one Minecraft related one not that bad dude yeah one of the one of the wheel things are you [ __ ] serious dude all right so now we’re got

To find that Village again nice how much money to shave your head it would take a disgusting amount of money to shave my head like no way I would I’m such a pee head dude I have such a tiny little head I’ve already shaved my head I would look

Insane my head’s so petite and Tiny guys it’s literally so small oh my hands are so small my hands are so small look at how much bigger your hands are than my hands shut up [ __ ] guys I hate to break it to you but your crush right now is

Comparing hand sizes with another man your crush right now invited a dude over to do homework together she invited a dude over to to do a school project together and then they really bonded and then they started comparing hand sizes all right that’s the that’s the harsh

Reality uh-oh hey villager did you hear the news did you hear the news did you hear the news it’s time to spin the wheel yeah open your Mouth oh [ __ ] oh no man Oh [ __ ] dude I don’t know if you guys can read that or not but that says uh wax armpit dude [ __ ] how am I get I’m going to have to wax the other one how am I going to explain just one waxed armpit okay if you do one it’s gay it’s

Like the earring thing where people used to say if you did one earring it’s gay it’s the same thing okay smooth now smooth later with results that last up to 4 weeks are you [ __ ] serious I’ve never even touched my armpit hairs like ever in my life holy [ __ ] there are 10

[ __ ] steps to this [ __ ] I’ve used that kit before it sucks so bad are you serious dude he looks scared I am scared okay I’m [ __ ] terrified dude I’m never going to beat Minecraft like this okay here we go oh Jesus Christ oh no I’m supposed to rub it I’m rubbing it

It’s rubbing this is this [ __ ] sucks man I don’t know why I put this on there I thought it would be funny but I didn’t think about the pain do I just do it really fast do I just do it really fast okay I’m pulling my arm tight pull it hard and fast

Okay from the bottom okay okay okay guys I’m [ __ ] scared dude I don’t want to do this what the [ __ ] a and let’s get back to Minecraft owie dude that sucks man I’m not doing the other arm [ __ ] that to death who wants this all right I’m putting I’m selling it on eBay compare them oh my God what the [ __ ] look at how red that

Is I forgot Minecraft was even like a part of this stream I just completely forgot I’m going to put my sunglasses on so that way you guys can’t see my eyes you know well up from the tears all right so now I just have a pack of you

Know 12 wax strips when the [ __ ] am I never going to use wax stps again dude I’m like sweating that was crazy what size vagina do you wear yeah babe I’m at the bab I’m at the pad store what size vagina do you have extra large right

Okay great uh dude I almost bought pads by accident I almost bought pads by accident earlier um I was looking for these wax strips and then I saw something that kind of looked like Wax strips and it was pads and I was like yo this is for periods I think ew

Uh gross uh-oh uh-oh uh-oh yeah Yes [ __ ] [ __ ] all right guys spoon full of hot sauce oh my god dude so ghost pepper hot sauce all right so we have a spoonful of hot sauce yeah you guys thought I was red before get ready for this oh [ __ ] oh that’s immediately bad oh

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we might have to end dude oh no dude can you overdose can you overdose on hot sauce all right someone Li me their boobs I need breast milk all right I’ll be right back dude my ears are ringing I’m not [ __ ] compling dude I think I might

Die could you imagine if I’m allergic to ghost peppers and this is how I find out I just [ __ ] die when I used to drive for door Dash if you ever ordered fries you were were [ __ ] like I would definitely eat some of your fries you

Know like if I’m your door Das driver and you order a large fry I’m eating all the fries at the top that’s disgusting well you know to each their own sister is that a joke yes isn’t that a legal I don’t you get a what are you the police dude huh

Let me tell you this right now my hungry ass could never be a surgeon dude what are some more of those oh I got one I got one my hungry ass could never work at Planned Parenthood dude you know what I’m saying dude uh-oh oh hold on to your [ __ ] trousers dude

It’s time to time to what time to spin that Wheel not that bad some more Minecraft [ __ ] huh what the [ __ ] dude literally taking my back oh [ __ ] all right there we go now we’re cooking with gas brother didn’t lay pwns delete her friend’s YouTube I don’t know I don’t know anything about lelay pawns oh [ __ ] it took me the whole 5 minutes to do that

What is happening right now okay it’s time to spin the wheel I don’t know how I’m going to even come close to beating this game Wheel time God damn okay all right spin in the chair for 30 seconds I guess is this one so that’s awesome I know we’re just

Coming on here to like goof and Gaff and have a good time and just talk to each other but it bothers me that like I never get anywhere with the games ever like there’s literally not [ __ ] that I did you just suck balls thanks dude well that was a good

Time how are we feeling oh I forgot the [ __ ] weather is here like last week Thursday Thurs day how oh [ __ ] that’s crazy dude give me one second dude give me one second I’m do I’m speed running hold on I’m speed running all right well

We did it guys all right whoa holy [ __ ] dude hold on we did it we did it guys wow okay wait why is this not why does he not have a health bar all right well [ __ ] me I guess I don’t know I don’t know why this isn’t working I should

Have just enabled cheats in the first place the stream fell apart it’s okay just pretend that I beat the game you know I hit this guy a bunch ladies and gentlemen this has been a wheel of Misfortune and I hope you enjoyed it I hope you enjoyed the wheel of Misfortune ladies

And gentlemen I had a good time minus uh you know waxing my armpits but we’re not quite done we’re not quite done ladies and gentlemen let me tell you we’re not quite done you guys have instructed me take a shot thank you for tuning In