Hardcore Minecraft took years off my life

Hey there friends how’s it going I don’t mean to sound like a hipster but I played Minecraft before it was cool when all you had to worry about were those strange things called creepers that was just like you know multiplayer I was young at the time but I thought it’d be

Really cool to go into Minecraft with the newest updates try hardcore and try and do a single run where I go from zero to hero and beat the Ender Dragon now the problem is I’m a little bit of an idiot and also I failed to prepare for

Stuff and I have an interesting way of dealing with problems so this should go terribly in fact I know it gets very wacky and there are a ton of close calls because I just finished it but without further Ado let me show you how I did

Wow what a beautiful world to spawn into the cliffs are really cool and everything looks dangerous even up here I feel like I’m gonna fall out this tree and just die that’s the worst thing about something like this if I die quickly it’s all over I safely but kind

Of safely made it out of the tree first challenge down I thought this was a wolf but it’s actually a sheep you’re not a wolf in sheep’s clothing by any chance are you I don’t really want to be too close to the water because the drowned will come

Out Village yes perfect we can pillage that they’d see an absolute lunatic in a sweater vest just approaching them straight through the water giving Principal Skinner vibes excellent excellent okay we can get some Basics here there’s no one even around to judge me well except for all of you

Aha I’m armed and dangerous now I don’t care if they’re here to judge me gonna add insult to injury and also take the box these things restored again okay I stole someone’s shoes nice nice all right I’m pretty happy with what I’ve borrowed now it’s time to build my own

Home using someone else’s stuff as I was saying I don’t want to be close to the water because the drowned are too dangerous the hell is that all right I didn’t know that was in default Minecraft see in my head I’m thinking like oh I should build up there I’d be

So safe but then I can visualize me just falling off that edge but this is a pretty nice spot it’s like a little Valley oh no I’m not living with villagers looking down on me fat chance the Panic is setting in a little bit so I’ve built a boat to try and immediately

Find somewhere nice all right let’s go second thought this hasn’t really sped up you know what I’m gonna take my boat to water I feel like everywhere I look there’s a reason to not live here like I can’t live in the jungle there are too many trees and then who knows what’s in

The trees aha now that looks nice even though I’m pretty sure I spawned right there I took the scenic route okay sorry I didn’t mean Scenic I meant senile route oh oh God I thought I nearly jumped into a canyon I got distracted by that Cliff ooh what’s this half another portal

Built that’s great because I already have obsidian oh look at this a golden ax golden armor I’m gonna look so cool in this all right well it’s not my best look but I still look pretty cool oh no it’s getting dark I got distracted again

I want to go live in that Cliff I’ve changed my mind lost my boat lost my boat I can’t be that far my boat is in my hand okay all right let’s go oh wait yeah there’s no way around hold on okay here we go all right I’m on the move

Pretty hard core right so far I hope you’re feeling as optimistic as I am I’m living in there that’s gonna be my home I’ve just spontaneously decided please don’t let bad guys be up here okay there’s a few bad guys up here including

Me um what do I do I’m I’m freezing up I don’t know what to do they’re just kind of standing there should I introduce myself perhaps I kind of regret coming up here now that I’m here it doesn’t look so cool does it and the island I came from looks pretty

Bye now go back okay no matter what happens I’m staying on this island okay I’m gonna just keep my eyes open for hostiles which is basically anything and I’ll build my house here this is perfect I’m gonna try and get inside the side of the cliff now

Yes this is what winning feels like oh God I think it’s right outside okay that sounds like it’s right on top of me wait what am I doing I have iron I can just jump straight to Cool Tools I’m awesome those four villagers this was their whole lifetime supply of iron I

Send them back to the Stone Age can I burn my pick I can okay well at least it didn’t go to waste got enough to make a little bit of charcoal so yeah this is great I’m living in this hole by choice this is my best life okay so I do have a

Bed I just don’t know if I can sleep it sounds like they’re on top of me no that’s fine okay great and they’re burning today for the lovely day this is the morning I want to wake up to my enemies burning outside my house oh no

No no no no no no no no I see you my house is already big enough okay I’ve expanded okay clearly I need to work on a perimeter any creep or creeper could just walk right into my home home first step we’ll climb up here and see what’s

Actually going on at the top of this place yeah just like I thought an absolute mess however I don’t think there’s actually any other way up here so my plan is just to scatter torches everywhere so nothing can spawn this is great though because now I almost have

This island in the sky all to myself I’m like in a self-imposed Exile okay I really hope that’s enough I’ve used all 38 of my torches to light up this whole area ah oh God I nearly just ran off the cliff because I misclicked yeah I don’t

Think there’s any other way up so now I just gotta secure this bottom part and it looks pretty secure already I just gotta get rid of some steps over here okay I caught out the edge cut down a tree and I think we’re good now I’m just

Gonna need more torches I swear it’s not because I’m afraid of the dark it’s entirely unrelated to that fact okay the only thing I need to worry about coming up here is spiders that is one issue but maybe I could make some platforms all the way around day two is all about Home

Security apparently this way if spiders climb up the wall they won’t be able to go any further because this will block them so I’m just making a lip all the way around and also there for some reason okay excellent I feel somewhat safe maybe I should take a look in the

Dark and then I definitely need to make some latches yeah I don’t see anything spawning up here I feel safe yeah who’s looking down on who now huh I think they’ve all starved to death because they took all their tools looting from a starved Village is not a renewable

Resource I’m gonna have to start a farm of some sort I really wish I learned from those villagers but killing them was just as good anyway time for a lovely sleep yep slept like a baby and there they go my enemies burning I’m gonna get rid of these trees as well

They’re too dangerous they’re a liability much like myself we’re not that different after all I’m not sure if I can plant my own Vines is that possible ah all right let’s try this and you go away I don’t want you as a prisoner yet okay can I plant this yes

Okay now hopefully that’ll grow down and I’ll make a few ladders from myself he’s actually trying to climb up there do you want to be a prisoner if you want to go in you can go in oh I know he said no okay my ladders are growing it’s gonna

Take some time but they’ll be good access for me and only me when they’re done just realize I’m making Vine ladders and I don’t even have a door welcome to Minecraft where you can be anything and I’m being a Hermit who’s living in a dirt house on the top of a

Hill main character energy well I cleaned some of the dirt off it so at least I have some pride remaining I guess yeah now it looks like my house is massive and then you come in and realize I’m living in a prison cell but I’m keeping up with the Joneses I hear you

Joneses I haven’t forgotten about you I will burn down your village now that we’re hopefully safe I think it’s time to hit the mines and ideally get some good oars I was gonna store some of my stuff away to keep it safe but I forgot

If I die I’m dead so it doesn’t really matter I also need to get some food somewhat soon is it night time already well I went to go to bed early come on sleeping at 6pm is Hardcore too okay food or mines first I don’t know maybe I

Should try and get some animal on my Island grow faster I need to climb you it may be safe but it’s not the easiest terrain to work with is it like how do I even get an animal up here maybe my farm can be below and this can just be where

My house is that makes sense at least there are a lot of animals around here I might have to go try and steal some wheat from the village though it’s gotta be some wheat here somewhere aha I found their yearly Supply he’s just staring at

Me trying to keep on his eye patch side so hopefully he can make out it’s me what is this block oh it even sounds weird it’s mud okay I just picked up a lot of mud oh that sounds awful I wonder what it’s for other than making

Disgusting noises oh man why do I keep putting myself in dangerous situations for no reason well I got a load of Wheat and I got a load of cold so at least I’ve got that going for me which is nice I’m trying to gather every cow in the

Vicinity to speedrun having a good Farm oh my on guys no not you you’re not getting any these are probably The Villages guys I took their food and now I’m taking their food supply no go away they’re my cows and cheap it’s just a little confused come on guys it’s

Becoming night time you gotta come with me I don’t want to die because I was herding cattle oh man okay everyone just wait here I’m just gonna quickly go sleep no I’m coming back I swear don’t jump off the cliff I’m gonna end up dying from a fall or something and it’s gonna

Be super embarrassing oh no oh no oh no no no no no no no no no no swim fast swim how the hell is he there cows save me oh no okay wait no he’s on fire I thought he was after jumping in to get

Me get me out of here that was a disaster that could have gone so bad now he’s just drowning himself he goes swimming in all gold armor me apparently but still it seems pretty stupid okay I need to quickly make a fence I was so unprepared to start hurting cattle okay

Just give me all of those fences and I’ll make what I can okay we got our first volunteer well I at least have two if he’s not an acrobat will you get in there Jesus Falling okay we got some confused prisoners but that’s okay really trying to speed the

Whole process up by getting as many cows as I possibly can and then I’ll go under the ground okay that should do I’ve got my little army and now all of you multiply and we’ll have tons of cows in no time And I have some wheat for now but I’ll plant more so I’ll have a food supply for them oh Enderman oh I should try and kill them I have my boat I’m ready I need to get under eyes to find the end so I’ll have to do this steadily get in

The boat no time to explain well now that it’s time to explain and basically he can’t get out the boat now he’s just stuck in there making horrible horrible sounds I want to make this my ringtone when someone I don’t like calls me let’s go bowling

There we go did I get one I got one great we’re off note to self keep the boat on me two runaway cows have fallen off the cliff I’m not gonna be able to eat them if they stay there I’ll save you hang on okay before you go in have a

Baby all right now you can go into the pen perfect I actually have a pretty good Farm considering it just started might need more wheat though there we go got that all planted now I can go down into the mines I should really make some access from either side here though I

Already know I could just decide that well it’s night time I’m scared on a coward and I’m going to bed what is that I don’t like it Whatever It Is sounds different oh it’s just the blocks disappearing that’s okay that’s just magic slight problem my iron pick is nearly gone so

It’s definitely time to try and go down into the mine problem is if I try and go down am I just gonna like fall into nothing because I’m not built on the strongest foundations here and there’s loads of water under me any cow not inside my little farm is now in danger I

Already have you as a renewable resource so I don’t need you all right now that I’ve eaten my enemies I’m ready to go okay I need to go down like there oh no I’m being shot at again Scary Skeletons time to swim away I’m more of a fighting

Unarmed cows kind of guy mainly because armed cows sounds terrifying I feel like I’ve gone pretty deep into the Earth’s crust but I’m still not finding anything I’m also a little bit terrified that Something’s Gonna Come in behind me oh our water is gonna come in front of me

Okay well I found some iron and it only took me going down to level 12. I’ve gone down a long way to find my first Iron if I’m not mistaken then I think iron you usually spawns like in Cliff sides now I might be wrong oh oh that’s

Handy I just got down to the level I wanted to be at and then I found this death trap yeah I thought it was handy for resources and then I realized that I’m in danger I shouldn’t be happy about this I don’t know why but I’m taking the

Rail track it doesn’t seem like I’ll need this in Hardcore Minecraft but my brain sees something I can take and it’s mine now some of these mine shaft supporting beams could look nice in my home the hell is that what is that noise that’s not good it sounded like a gassed

That is a ghast isn’t it oh no I hear lots of things and I’m scared see I know curiosity killed the Kevin but my curiosity is really getting the better of me okay I blocked the spiders at least that’s something I don’t really want to deal with poisonous cave spiders right

Now and I don’t think I ever will you’re getting blocked off I want nothing to do with you guys okay what the hell is that noise I want to be driven mad here oh Jesus Christ that could have been a bad ending note to self be more careful and less Kevin like

People say Be Yourself until you’re dying in a mine shaft hello is anyone here oh there are people here I feel like I’m on a mission just to find out what this mysterious noise is oh it’s an Enderman I thought it was a gas I don’t know why I couldn’t identify

That noise get in maybe I’m more out of touch in Minecraft than I thought I am I thought that was impossible I got another eye so that was good that was worth hunting hate when they die it sounds like the world’s biggest balloon being deflated

Alright I went back to the start so I guess this is the way I’ve done I’m gonna try and go this way instead because I hear a lot of noises coming from the way I came I’d rather a more chilled out kind of area to search and

Yes this is considered more chilled out with zombies at least I can just nip away at their ankles to kill them I’m on the right kind of level for diamonds so I’m really hoping I find some in this shaft somewhere what’s this oh it’s a bread okay that’s something Golden Apple

Nice I think they’re good the lapis I’ll always take that trying to get as much iron as I can as well I suppose I’ll need armor at least like if 33 iron that should be decent but I’ll keep gathering for now unfortunately that means I’ve already searched the two kind of safer

Sounding areas and now it’s time to go back into this dodgy area can I just get some flint and steel and like start lighting them on fire how do I make it again oh wait it needs to be normal right yeah there we go so I’ll put that

There and I’ll light it on fire we’ll let doing anything probably not a great idea playing hardcore with Perma death and then just lighting the tunnel I’m in on fire where are those spiders are they above me freaking me out the tunnel I lit on fire wasn’t even the one with the

Spiders there was like one zombie in here I feel like I need a little pit stop here maybe like a temporary base just to get some iron going the spider’s terrify me because they’re the little cave spiders they can get through a tiny hole oh no and there they are all right

That is sealed up they are not getting through there at least time to make myself some pants down here in the mines all right I’m starting to feel a little bit more protected now oh I don’t like that noise I’m not going down any further you ever feel like

You’re just trying to walk ahead of the game spawning monsters that’s kind of how I feel right now and I don’t think it’s working this cave is so vast though I could be down here all day I think Diamond okay all right I’m willing to

Stay down here if I can get diamond oh no I don’t like the look of that at all I’m just gonna light it on fire and walk away that’s what I usually do to things they don’t like so don’t get on my bad

Side oh no no no no no no I want nothing more to do with you guys uh lost where I put that little temporary base I should really have a shield shouldn’t I oh God I should definitely have a shield okay find the furnace and maybe it might be

Time to peace out for just a little bit although I did find another chest a name tag at least but now that I’ve been given Diamond once I want it all the time okay I was here I was trying to outrun the monsters spawning so it must

Be around here somewhere yes okay I haven’t lost all of my iron and it’s done see it all worked out the hell was that Sounds like indigestion I don’t think I actually want to know what that is that’s one sound that I think I’m good with just not knowing how have I not found diamond I feel like I’ve gotten incredibly lucky with everything else oh it’s one of you guys okay no you’re fine

Actually I don’t mind killing you I know you can like save them or something but um I don’t want to oh no no no no no no no no okay I’m poisoned this is fine this is fine I’ll be fine right I don’t die from Poison do I I’m fine I’m not in

Denial I’m just fine that’s why I’m saying I’m fine I I actually was fine I didn’t mean to panic you all but I I wasn’t feeling fine there for a second I keep saying just one more hallway but it just keeps going okay I hate to break this to you I

Know this is going to upset you a lot and it’s completely unexpected but I think I’m lost and I don’t know how to get back oh okay I’m causing just a little cave in that’s all okay I was definitely here a while ago I’ve gone in a circle oh hey

Buddy I got a boss with your name on it get in oh he’s dying to just choking on rocks now this is a mob I have something in common with oh and there’s another one room for one more there we go you’ll notice I take the coward’s way out whenever I can I

Unfortunately didn’t get an Ender eye from that one but I’m still walking away from here with two bringing me to three total which isn’t too bad for this stage okay I have 64 iron I can’t even pick up more if I wanted to I’m gonna just try

And get out of here as if I haven’t been trying already but I’m gonna really buckle down now just retrace my steps I definitely came this way yeah this was my temporary base keep going oh what is that sound oh my God is that aliens or something maybe I missed that

Update no what am I doing I’m following alien sounds when I know there aren’t even aliens I need to go home it was up this way yes I don’t suppose I could just go up and hope for the best right well I definitely could it’s just how

Will it work out is the question damn it I don’t have another one do I oh no I don’t even have sticks to make another one why would I do this to myself do I want to keep going or no this this seems way too painful both on

My guy’s hand and my time I’m I’m just gonna have to find my way out oh wait this is familiar actually this is ringing alarm bells in my head no it’s it’s not this way or I could make sticks out of these so that would also work

Okay yeah that almost killed me okay I got back to my second dig spot and I’m just gonna continue digging I only had like three more blocks to go I could have done it with my hand after all that okay it’s night time fantastic and we’re

Home just about in one piece oh yes this grew fabulous okay first of all I’ve got some iron to smell and then I’m going to bed three ender pearls we’re making progress slapped really soundly must be all the carbon monoxide finally I can start clearing my inventory I didn’t

Think I’d ever say that that’s usually my worst nightmare I’m also also decorating decorating with me usually involves breaking my legs a few times those are going to grow big and strong and they’re going to give lots of light to my home you’re gonna love it

Ow I got shot in the ass I don’t love that look at them down there hiding under the tree come up here and fight me you cowards try to shoot me as I’m building over him away ow God he got me ow she kissed oh no oh

No oh no no no no no this isn’t good this isn’t good oh that could have gone really badly why is he not burning up I don’t understand I feel like there’s a lot I don’t understand oh he’s right there he’s trying to clip through to me

Well I’m just gonna go in here and go on strike eating bread for a while hello did he burn all right I don’t want to leave my guard down for no reason or anything but I’m kind of letting my guard down well I think I’ve proved that

That idea was stupid I wanted a little Bridge around to the other side of the island but oh he’s there he’s there how the hell is he there my enemy oh my God he nearly ended my run so far he’s come the closest and then it’s gravel luckily

I collected a lot of string so I can make a bow although I can’t remember how to make arrows oh no okay I need flint and Feathers fast I’m gonna have to make a chicken farm I guess for feathers and rather than building a bridge around I’m

Going to do what I do every day and not leave the house I’ll just tunnel straight out the back like a mole person it seems to be a theme recently mole person is my aesthetic okay that was much easier and much more direct as well

I don’t know why I didn’t do that from the start hey everyone you’re here for your once a month feeling I trapped them all here and then just disappeared into the ground I have the world’s ugliest and riskiest bridge to get over to the back area onto the farm Ah that’s very

Handy there are two oh even three little visitors here that we can steal come on fellas everybody in sorry your prison is a little bit ugly luckily I’ve been able to start my farm with quite a lot of animals just stolen from that Village it’s helped a lot you know exponential

Growth once they start breathing okay I’ve Kevin proofed and also tidied up the little Runway over to the back area I don’t know why I didn’t just go straight across rather than following the natural Island up and then back down I need to get in the habit of just

Carrying everything I need because I need to go back over there with a bucket but I didn’t take my iron because my iron’s safe at home but if I die I’m dead so it doesn’t matter if my iron’s safe at home everyone how’s the breeding going I guess I could just destroy grass

To get wheat seeds right cause I’m gonna need arrows for the end regardless and having them sooner rather than later would be great there you go now you love each other and I got my water down so this Farm is looking pretty good other than the interbreeding with the sheep

And the pig but another day down let’s take a quick look at that obsidian Portland oh wait it’s night time I’m Not Afraid of the Dark I’m just sleepy haha they’re all on fire except for that chain mail guy if he’s still around okay how do I know which is actual obsidian

Which is broken okay well that definitely needs to be replaced that looks the same as that so surely I just need to get rid of this bit because there was only one other block missing right so just here and I can have another portal that is assuming I can

Actually break this block I’m just guessing I think it’s called crying obsidian if I remember right I get why it’s crying because it seems to be useless it doesn’t work yes okay I was getting a little bit worried there but that should work there let’s try and light it on fire well crap

Oh maybe it was that vine actually that was on there yes it was the vine thank goodness all right we have a portal but I’m gonna need more food before I actually go there to try and get what I need which I believe are blaze rods and that’s gonna

Be awful I really wish I remember what golden apples do but I definitely need more food so let’s try and take care of that let the Stampede begin I’m gonna have to call a lot of you even though I don’t really want to yes maybe I should

Just go kill some wild cows there are a few of them running around and I kind of want the Monopoly on cows anyway the villagers just looking at me running towards them armed with a sword now is that wheat I need some wheat seeds let’s just pull it out to the ground I

Also got some carrots so I can get some piggies that might be good because then I’ll have a Pure Food Source wait why did I want the cows other than food I don’t think I did okay I’ll just eat cow then sorry for some reason I thought I

Cared about them an Enderman do I have my boat why would I put my boat away oh no what should I do now oh I think it disappeared I took the choice from me oh there it is again know if there’s any trees around here I could quickly make a

Boat this really is the coward’s guide to the end isn’t it I don’t know where that Enderman has gone and I’m kind of okay with that all right I got a decent amount of food I think that should keep me alive oh my God are you already able

To make more maybe I will be able to call a few of these before we go okay I seen Enderman I’m gonna summon him over to me and then I’m just gonna place a boat and hope that he can’t resist my fine craftsmanship he can he can he can

Please don’t kill me please don’t kill me please don’t kill me yes get in the Box excellent work oh man hardcore is terrifying defend me my Army there’s a spider all right I’m going home screw this I don’t like the Wilderness there we go back in my Heidi hole even my window is

Grown over now okay I’m gonna have to kill a few of you all right just a few of you there’s one dead stop panicking so I can kill you in an orderly fashion okay now I’m in here with them I’m just gonna kill a few and get out of here

Okay fellas about I’m out I’m out calm down calm down who wants wheeze all is forgotten my Armor All looks pretty good I could use some more tools before I go in fact I guess I should just bring all my iron right I’m also gonna need a lot

Of Cobble waste Block in general would be good but I can get Netherrack when I’m in there okay I think I have everything I need except for inventory space okay there we go now I have loads of tools and even less space but yeah I’m ready to go okay here goes nothing

Potentially like literally nothing I I want to see what’s actually in there okay everything’s on fire Yep this resonates with me we’re good I think I’ve gold on so some things won’t attack me right you’re not gonna attack me are you okay no Eva’s just going incidentally walking towards me with

Murderous intent not sure if this is the biome where the Enderman spawn I know there is one biome with them but I don’t know the Ender all that well oh I did hear that noise though oh wait this actually could be a gas this time I need

To be careful okay good we’re gonna throw a boat underneath him this is our strategy with all Enderman even the ones that walk away come back here sir you’ve got a one-way ticket to hell what a terrible way to go as well get in quick no time to explain no don’t run

Away I’m even like giving them a little push in now yes I got one this is excellent this part of the plan is going way better than expected I thought this would be the longest thing that I’d have to do the pigs must be very confused someone just came in from another

Dimension and is boarding all the Enderman onto a boat to be killed please don’t attack me just for breaking your ground support oh fall damage and then just disappeared where’d he go oh maybe this one God don’t come back get in the boat this is the most peaceful time I’ve ever had in

The nether I just walked straight in went straight over here and began boarding the amount of boats and farming their eyes and it sounds bad when you put it like that ice kinda start to sound like the villain but that can’t be right I’m the main character and the

Hero of the story there we go I got all the eyes I need I’m out of here how did you get in here what the hell and I thought I was chicken for not going to the nether but maybe I’m chicken for going I guess I could just dump the

Stuff I don’t want and keep going looking for the blaze rods right I just really hope I can find a fortress within a reasonable amount of time this is one of the things I’ve been fearing from this little playthrough oh oh that’s not good oh that nearly hit

Me so far it’s just vast and nothingness and I’ve also sort of lost my way even though it just started I don’t even know any like tricks to find these or if there are any tricks to find these all I know is I’m looking for a very big

Building okay those don’t work is fine it’s good to know learning a lot on this hardcore playthrough oh that was close I feel like I’m inches away from Death like most of the time which is pretty amazing that I’m still alive it is possible that I’ve gone in

An enormous circle like I I have no reason to suspect that other than you know the way I am as a person but it is entirely possible oh I think that could be one I’m not sure I’ll try and figure out how to get over there I do wish I

Had a bow if I am going in but I’m here now and I don’t know the way home so I think I’m committed okay I hear the heavy breathing I’ve made like this little case around me okay I don’t know where they are perhaps above me okay yeah they’re right there

Is this good where I am I don’t know I feel like the clown from It just bathing him no no no no no I’m on fire I don’t like being cooked I’ll just make myself a little hidey hole right oh my God it’s an open roof hidey hole oh he’s flying

Away come back come on come over here oh oh death from above okay yeah this is gonna take a lot of food isn’t it this point I might actually do better if I just rushed him yeah that they only needed one hit anyway but yeah I got nothing from there

Just so we’re clear oh there’s another one okay is he gonna come down you better come down oh no no no no not these things again he did take a bullet for me so that I’ll always appreciate oh no now I’m on fire as well okay doing

Some evasive maneuvers here in real time I don’t like this oh Jesus he’s some aim oh God there’s a spawner here okay thanks for cooking my food while I was eating it my strategy is working on this skeleton but I don’t know will it work on the blazes I’m getting their

Little toesies though yes get stuck in there perfect that’s exactly what we need okay I got something I got a blaze rod perfect only four more to go over this strategy it might not take too long look at that I already have three okay this is the perfect strategy this little setup

Oh no I’m hitting them with a bucket that’s so much of a power move I’m playing right now my four one more to go I think I already have enough but I’m just being extra safe since this is pretty difficult to get to but imagine I

Died for it how funny would that be huh we all laugh and laugh and laugh okay I have five and that makes 10 blaze powder yeah I’m out of here I’ve done enough just gonna tunnel slowly away in this direction and I’m gonna block that up so

You can’t shoot me in the back gotta figure out how to get back home oh no no no no no no no no no oh God that could have went really badly okay I’m gonna tunnel a different way and I’m gonna block up this side okay

Watch camera at this side I can kind of see the portal anyway got to the right Enderman Forest I am very relieved to get out of here I don’t like the nether I’m just on edge all the time and everything looks the same of course it’s night time I gotta say

I’m kind of liking the bass other than the chain mail Walk of Shame over there I’m just going to get rid of it now but why don’t I do it a day when I’m less likely to die that’s still the closest I’ve gotten to dying okay so we got

Eight ender pearls which I believe should do us and 10 blaze powder and we can put those in there and we get Eyes of Ender and that should lead us towards where the end portal is this is a big step in the right direction is that the same skeleton down anyways he’s wearing

Gold armor and this one is wearing no armor look at him he thinks he’s the over there in his goals armor oh and I’m also in gold armor all right I need to get my inventory in order it’s all over the place once again I wish I

Had another Diamond even just to make a diamond sword would be nice but I don’t have any I also need you guys to breed pretty bad I’m gonna have to slaughter a lot of you before I go to the end perhaps even all of you the cow will go

Extinct under my watch and you guys need to make chickens as well I’m thinking I could bring some eggs like not for eating but just so that I’d be able to throw them at the ender crystal things at the top of the tower I remember as

Well if you put a pumpkin on your head the Enderman can’t see you and I know that sounds ridiculous but I’m pretty sure that’s how it works so I’ll plant some pumpkins hope for the best and I think I could make bowls of soup as much

As I do not like soup desperate times called for desperate measures I’d love if I found a horse saddle as well then I could ride around the place a bit easier it’s pretty much just that and Diamond that I’m missing really and maybe snowballs instead of eggs because I

Could throw those at the crystals but I don’t know if I’ve seen snow yet I don’t think I have I guess I could sail around on my boat and try and find some I think it would be worth it because I’m not gonna be able to slaughter enough

Chickens to make a lot of arrows like I’ll try but I only have so many I’ll get rid of this stupid bridge that nearly got me killed this whole area looks a little tropical for snow I think I may have gone in the wrong direction there are dolphins and everything I feel

Like I have taken the wrong route and I’ve just committed to it and I shouldn’t like even now I should still probably turn around but I’m kind of committed although I think I’ve made it out the other side I have and it’s pretty nice out here lots of things to

Just kill you know ruin the vibe I’ve been running through the jungle and I’ve lost like all of my food it’s still no sign of snow I do see like a shipwreck but maybe that’s just not worth even my time at this point I don’t know I’ll

Take a quick little look I just don’t want to like drown myself after all I’ve been through and that sounds like something that would happen to me it’s like the bridge chain mailed skeleton dude all over again I think I’m either going to die at the ender dragon or

Something really stupid I found a treasure map but I don’t think I’m anywhere close to it actually is there an island here am I getting close to this oh wait it’s on this beach somewhere yeah like right here I always hated finding these things though I can

Never find them quickly oh all right I lied I found it like immediately oh okay nice I got what I asked for as well as it’s a load of cooked fish that have probably been in there for a few Generations what a day to be alive okay

That was well worth it anyway I finally got the diamonds I was looking for I deserve these for no particular reason in fact I would argue I probably don’t deserve them I didn’t find any I’m looking for snowballs and I found diamonds instead I still need the Snowballs though

I wouldn’t actually yeah I should do this in water I was going to stack up and then I was like this makes no sense I just want to snack up for a bit of you and then I can jump down into the water I’m hoping I’ll be able to spot some

Snow no if there is absolutely nothing as far as the eye can see great all right it is getting a little bit dark and I’m getting a little bit scared once again not because of the dark it’s just you know um other unrelated stuff the economy and whatnot

Don’t let me chased by a spider or maybe it’s just a really weird sheep I don’t know I won’t look behind me I also found some pumpkins so I can make a helmet out of that which is great and I’m back on the Open Water looking for snow I’m

Getting stuck on the weirdest items it’s like yeah diamonds no problem I’ll stumble into them but no no not gonna find any but at least I’m out on the water for the night time it does feel a little bit safer all right this might be

Too open I’ve not seen land in ages I’m just going forward oh oh land and I think it’s ice as well fantastic I hope there’s some snow down low I can only see snow at the Peaks it’s like all ice this looks cool though okay this is nice

And low I can just snatch it and run off you know just grab as much as I can it destroys instantly so it’s pretty easy to gather at least gotta be careful I really don’t like snow the last time I was playing Minecraft I kept just falling into the snow and nearly choking

Myself I’m just a general danger to myself it’s difficult when you’re Your Own Worst Enemy you know oh no oh no he’s also my anime I’m just my worst enemy I have plenty of others it’s annoying you can only hold 16 at a time I need a whole lot more snowballs well

Realistically I probably don’t but I want as many shots at this as I can get what the let me just pick up all the sand I threw away on my way here never mind okay I’ll see you guys back at the house and hopefully it’ll be morning by

Then all right I’m back I’m kind of ready to go to the end I think and you know what that means cows this is the end time your last meal I see you all put in the request for wheat there are now two pigs in there so I think the

Interbreeding worked okay now that you’re all fed you get the swords oh my God this is brutal I’m gonna break an entire sword on these guys I hate slaughtering you trust me not because I pity you it’s just taking a long time because there’s so much murdering to do

I don’t think I even have enough space to pick up all of these oh my God there’s so much okay I think that’s enough 63 I can do one more you do the one pretending not to know what’s going on excellent 64. we’re done here still have a healthy enough fam well not

Healthy but we have a lot of numbers in the meantime let’s Harvest some of this and get some of you fed throw some eggs at you guys just to add insults to injury don’t worry the injury’s coming that’s the sound of me leveling up by the way guys the chickens are like great

We’re so happy for you there we go all the adults are dead have fun you guys no rules am I right okay now I need to make a final list of what I’m taking I’m not gonna lie I’ve tried to be pretty positive I think it’s gone pretty well

Other than the few almost disasters but I’m not super confident I’ll be able to kill the Ender Dragon I’m gonna try my best but there’s just a lot of risk here and I don’t really know what I’m getting myself in for I think I will go with the

Diamond sword I think that’s a good call okay this should yes all right if you saw someone doing this you’re like really are you seven this is the helmet you’re going with excellent work I look great that’ll be held in the old inventory as a backup though also a

Shield I can’t forget a shield well I clearly can’t because I I have but still I want one it’ll be great put that in the offhand I always forget that’s a thing I’m gonna get rid of this raw chicken before I eat it by accident die from food poisoning and with plenty of

Feathers to make some arrows which I do need but we don’t have Flint so I’m gonna have to make something to dig it’s night time how long have I been spending in here just organizing my inventory here’s my idea I’m gonna build a huge tower out of gravel and then I’m gonna

Leap from the top of it please don’t die oh that went far into the water and then I’m gonna pick it all up and hopefully grab some Flint while I’m at it so far absolutely not great stuff yeah okay because that entire Tower got nothing from it maybe I’m better off just

Spamming it and then digging it up again yeah that is a bit easier and just chaotically spread it everywhere I’m up to three wow only 19 more to go well I’ve broken an entire shovel and I’ve only gotten nine but I’ll stop talking so you can stop enduring me

Doing this it’s just misery loves company and I’m just getting lonely please comment with your gravel related fact below so we can all look at that while we pass the time digging gravel and if you’re new Please Subscribe for new gravel facts every day yes okay 22 finally I can run away from

The gravel wall it sounds like a horrible punishment but believe me it’s even worse than it sounds oh look this stuff is coming out there that would look really cool at night my base will finally look good after I’m gone and dead oh and they make four nice that’s

Quite a lot of arrows that was worth it although I’m not sure I’d do it again if I have to it was pretty painful and there’s our bow luckily with loads of string in fact I should probably make a few my inventory is super full but I

Think I’m ready to go I knew of a single Diamond I may as well make a shovel out of it I guess I don’t really know what else to do there diamond shovel just to show off to the Ender Dragon can’t wait to flex on him very weird flex but okay

All right I think that’s my final inventory and I’m ready to go like when it’s daytime um just because I can you know I I’m not really a night owl I’m not afraid of the dark though just realized I have this book too but I don’t know how to use it

Maybe I need an enchanting table could I do it with an anvil perhaps there sounded heavy I hope it’s actually what I need because I just kind of made it impulsively and it cost a lot of iron okay it’s not how you use it great apparently I don’t know how to read so

I’m just putting the book away hey everyone I’m heading out I just uh Came to Say Goodbye chicken you are man of the house now okay you gotta take care of everyone good luck out there man of the house I believe in you also I lost

The key so good luck getting in the house okay let’s see where we’re going we’re going this way towards the water yes that’ll help I hope goodbye home it’s been real honestly I really liked that place it kept me safe and it was a bit quirky I forgot something urgent as

I was traveling I was passing this jungle and I just thought oh man I meant to get wood also it’s becoming nighttime but not to fear because I brought my bed like not that I was afraid or not you know what fine I’m afraid of the dark

Okay there we go I love long sleeps on the beach now where are we headed right that way that’s where I came from oh no it’s gonna be in the middle of the water isn’t it okay so just out of curiosity let’s use it here it’s over there

Somewhere what about here it’s going back okay it is down here somewhere I didn’t actually have to go too far to find it I to go further to get snow I think the snow was that way now the question is what’s the best way to get

In there when there’s so much water this is where the diamond shovel will hopefully come in handy I might be able to dig myself a little tunnel oh never mind we’re already down to rock please don’t get crushed by sand yes all right I’m somewhat safe now I should just have

To Tunnel my way down oh more water that’s not good I think it’s just a little pocket of water I’m gonna okay maybe I was wrong oh here we go I see some Moss oh no oh no what is that silverfish is it I don’t like silverfish

Okay I’m in I think this is safe yeah everything looks pretty good actually maybe not all good it looks a little bit scary wait this isn’t the room where you just go down is it wait is the portal down here I’m not that familiar with strongholds I’m more of a week old kind

Of guy with some weird Fountain thing and another stairs do I keep going down oh oh it’s just a kid gross I’m gonna try and go down a bit more okay there’s a lot of books in here but nothing else and I’m frustrated that I don’t know how

To read so I’m gonna set the whole room on fire goodbye books if I can’t read no one can I’ve heard a lot of enemies but I’m not bumped into any yet I feel like I should have taken a few more torches though this whole area is lit up and

There is absolutely nothing here so my search continues onward oh man I nearly broke that door and then I just thought you know what I could use a waste block here just some insurance you know so I can block the door might be a good idea

Hey buddy how are you you want to blow up for me there we go with a friendly fire never hurt anyone except for well his friend diamond sword was definitely a good call ow Jesus straight through the door oh no oh no no don’t kill me I don’t want to

Die to a kid there we go oh he did a lot of damage he didn’t like that I just made this one hole thinking I could just hit them through it my kids are crafty and they have no fear I think I’ve searched this whole floor and found

Nothing maybe it is up on the top floor where I came in I’m a little less intimidated now like the fact there’s so many of these iron doors I can kind of walk in take a look around in one area before moving on to the next where I

Inevitably find nothing oh what have we got here this isn’t a trap is it no good some stale bread and Redstone I thought there would be a better reward okay we got another one of these funny doors oh it is funny isn’t it oh stairs down that

Could be it running out of torches I’m gonna torch the library again provide some light there we go some ancient library has just been destroyed history just lost a lot of history history is history if you will let’s take a little look down here and hope for the best oh

Really nothing again oh maybe not nothing Ah that’s Crouch it’s just gonna win next to him and crouched I showed my fear I thought ah Jesus oh my God my health oh I got it oh my God the stress is real oh there’s a chest up there in the burning

Room who knew arson always gets me such nice things in life please be torches oh damn it Plies to armor smithing template I don’t know what that is I got enchanted books I mean I might hold on to these and just make an anvil before I actually go into the portal it makes

Sense right use the iron I left my DNA all over those bowls of soup but I don’t think they’ll be checking here for who destroyed the ancient Library okay what I’ve done now is I’m backtracking I’m going backwards removing some of my torches so that I can go into the new

Area and light it up and then I’ll just close the door and move on I suppose I don’t want to go that way again definitely no I think we’re okay now there we go I got 30 back that’s not too bad oh another chest in the hidden

Library what was that no it’s definitely a different one it just has the same stuff regard you can’t read I’m holding a lot of books oh man there’s some Enderman over here do they show like where the portals are usually what is this door what is this craftsmanship it

Goes nowhere Stu stupid Enderman it’s not that way lock that out oh God oh my God I just walked straight in there am I in danger just gonna quickly try to get rid of that before anything spawns even if they can I guess they can just block the way right I

Don’t know if they’re like hidden fish here one of my biggest fears hidden fish oh spooky okay let’s try and make these blocks and just spontaneously building an anvil there we go what a waste of iron but I mean I have no other use of

It I don’t know I’m trying to use book on book there so can I put that on my bow power four nice what about my sword yeah enchant that too last protection and knockback maybe nice fire protection yeah on my pantaloons I don’t know what depth Strider is but I’m getting it maybe

Something to do with swimming but either way I have it now the blast protection oh I can’t afford it I have lure whatever that is I’m guessing that’s for fishing rod but yeah I can’t use it I mean I guess I need to put my pumpkin

Head on anyway so it doesn’t even matter oh my God division’s so bad okay I think pumpkin man is ready to go oh I really hope this works it’s kind of nerve-wracking after all we’ve been through I really want this to work out here goes nothing ah where am I I can’t

See hold on let me take the pumpkin off a second I’m in a box okay this is probably good right where the hell am I aha I found the way up eventually pumpkin head goes on again we’re gonna have a little Scout so they can’t see me

Now with this on ah he can see me though run I think it might be easier with the pumpkin off to be honest there we go now just hope none of them walk into my eye line oh what a shot I don’t even need practice apparently

Yes got another one the problem is some of them are in cages like he’s regenting Health from that now so nice I’m getting a few of them at least is there a Gap there I think there is a gap in that Tower yes there is okay nice

I can get them from the tower I thought I’d have to climb up those ones but actually this is going pretty well oh no oh no oh no he sounds close my aim is solid though nice okay this is actually going much better than I thought it would

Oh that actually hurts the dragon I hope that didn’t piss him off now oh no oh no one of them is pissed off at me no I’m gonna die to an Enderman wait you don’t like water do you yes you don’t like water no oh Enderman got me after all that the

Most dangerous creature of all is man Enderman should have kept the pumpkin on so close but yeah but yeah man has been defeated by a man the only way it could have been more poetic is if my name was there Enderman I’m durman in this scenario but thank

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