– Silence. That’s enough yammering from you lot. Welcome back to another magical year at Hogwarts. As you’re all aware, the muggle-born COVID pandemic has become so widespread that we in the wizarding world can no longer ignore it. As such, we are taking a note from the muggles and moving all our classes online this year. A terrible, terrible inconvenience, I’m aware, But we all must find a way to cope. – Oh, what potion is that, Professor? – A tequila sunrise, Ms. Granger, a very advanced concoction. – Uh, professor. Why can’t we just use magic to get rid of the virus? – Because, Mr. Longbottom, the logic of the wizarding world is held together By duct tape and begins to unravel at the slightest bit of scrutiny. I mean, we loan out incredibly powerful time-travel devices to 13 year olds so they can take extra classes. Nothing makes any sense, and you’d be better off if you didn’t think about it. Anyway, I will be your defense against the dark arts professor this year– – I’m here, I’m here. Hello. – Well, well, Mr. Potter, so very kind of you to fit us into your busy schedule. – I’m sorry, everyone. The wifi is really bad under the stairs. And it, just it took me ages to connect. – The Dursley’s got you back onto the stairs, mate? – Yeah. They said they didn’t wanna take any chances, so I’ve been locked in here since March. – If you’re quite finished with the pleasantries, Mr. Potter, I do have a class to teach. – Ha! Figures you’d let your muggle family treat you like dirt, Potter. After all, you’re nothing but a filthy mu– – And that’s about enough out of you, Mr. Malfoy. As a reminder to everyone, there are no racial slurs in this class. It’s 2020, get woke. – Whoa, did you use a silencing spell on him, professor? – What? No, Mr. Weasley, I muted him. I have admin privileges. God you’re thick. – Oh Ronald, while there is such a thing as a Silencio Charm, given the physical distance between the professor and Draco, There’s no possible way it would have any effect on him. – And Ms. Granger that know it all remark just cost you 10 points from Gryffindor. – Are you kidding? – Let’s make it 15, shall we? – Wait, are we still doing the House Cup this year? I mean, seems kinda pointless Since we’re not living together and quidditch is canceled. – As a Hufflepuff I really don’t think you need to worry too much about the House Cup. – [Student] ‘Cause Hufflepuff sucks. – Oh. All right, everyone, I believe we’ve wasted quite enough time. Wands at the ready. I will now be showing you the blasting curse, Confringo, which should only be used as self-defense in the most extreme situations. Watch my movements carefully. The slightest variation on this spell– – Confringo! – Could cause exactly what happened to Mr. Longbottom. Great, wonderful. We are three minutes into the new semester and we already have an injury. Normally I would tell you to go to the hospital wing, but our headmaster has not come up with a protocol for this kind of situation. So, walk it off, I guess. I could kill Dumbledore for this. – Is he gonna be okay, professor? – I’m sure he’ll be fine. Everyone, wands at the ready. And this time follow my movements exactly. Mr. Potter, would you care to share whatever it is you find so much more interesting than my lesson? – Uh, it’s nothing, professor. I was just sending a quick message to Ginny. We were talking about, you know, school stuff. – Really? Well let’s take a look using Screen Share, shall we. – No, no, no, no, no. – My, my, Mr. Potter. What a spicy DM. – [Voldemort] Looks like Harry Potter is giving a new meaning to the term student body. – Voldemort. – Oh, for god’s sakes. Of course, you’d be the one to show up and Zoom-bomb my class. Where’s my sunrise? – Too scared to come face me in person, are you? – Well, my dear boy, you can’t be too careful these days. I mean, sure I have my Horcruxes, But who knows how the virus might affect them? – Wait, what’s a Horcrux? – Nothing, nothing. That, uh, that definitely doesn’t concern you. Don’t look it up. – Okay, let’s get a move on. What’s your big plan then? – Well Harry, I might not be able to kill you right now, But at least I can stop you from reaching your full potential. Now prepare to endure pain worse than the Cruciatus Curse. ♪ Tiny shark, do, do, do, do, do ♪ – Make it stop! – Oh my god, it’s awful. – Please make it stop! – I actually kinda like it. – Get used to it, Harry. ‘Cause it’s the only sound you’ll be hearing for the rest of the school year. – Oh god! It’s the perfect plan. I bet you’ve even masked your IP address so we can’t find you. – I’m sorry, masked my what now? – Wait. Oh my God, he actually didn’t. Oh found him. Ah professor, he’s hiding out at Malfoy Manor. – Shocking. – What? No I’m not. Uh. You’re breaking up. I’m going through a tunnel right now, bye. Phew, saved it. – He didn’t even log off. He just turned off his camera. Wow, he is really bad at this. – An excellent discovery, Mr. Potter. I am sending a squad of Aurors to Malfoy Manor as we speak. – [Voldemort] Hm, I wonder if the new episode of “90 Day Fiance” is streaming yet? – [Man] Voldemort, you’re under arrest. – [Voldemort] Oh, (beeps)! – [Woman] Petrificus Totalus. – [Voldemort] Why didn’t I listen to the bloody VPN commercial? – [Man] Target down, returning to the ministry. – Well done, Mr. Potter, well done. Your rudimentary grasp of muggle technology has apparently saved us all. – You know, it has been a pretty terrible year so far, but maybe, just maybe, things are starting to look up for a change. – Uh, hold that thought. I’ve just received a DM from the ministry. 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Harry Potter – Hogwarts in 2020 It’s back to school time and students are getting used to meeting up on Zoom calls to do their learning this year. We found it funny to imagine if the wizards of Hogwarts were doing the same thing. So, set in the current muggle borne health crisis, Harry Potter and his classmates meet up for a socially distant Zoom class with good ol’ professor Snape
STARRING: Severus Snape – Alex Walker Smith Harry Potter – Ryan Tellez Hermione Granger – Lisa Foiles ( @lisafoiles ) Voldemort – Jon Bailey ( @epicvoiceguy ) Lisa Turpin the Hufflepuff – Anna Brisbin ( @brizzyvoices ) Ron Weasley – Michael Adams Davis Draco Malfoy – David Odom Neville Longbottom – Michael Schroeder Matty Sohinkus the Slytherin – Matt Sohinki ( @sohinki ) Terry Boot the Ravenclaw – TJ Smith ( @TJSmith ) Theodore Nott the Slytherin – Tyler Scheid ( @Apocalypto_12 ) Hannah Abott the Ravenclaw – Mary Risk Mandy Brocklehurst the Ravenclaw – Jamie Frost Just Finch-Fletchly the Hufflepuff – Brian Fisher
Written by Michael Adams Davis and Michael Schroeder
Directed by Michael Schroeder
Produced by Brian Fisher and David Odom
Edited by Chris Haynes
VFX by Richard Cabrera of Romthirty VFX – http://www.romthirty.com
“Tiny Shark” music and vocals – Alex Walker Smith (https://www.givitsound.com/)
Special Thanks: Taylor Frost Shawn Cloninger Maki Smith Saruwatari
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