Hermitcraft 9: BEST OF GRIAN (Episodes 31-40)

Hello and welcome back to the best of green episodes 31 to 40. enjoy it’s really that easy it’s really that simple we’re gonna get Pearl she’s well it’s a good job she can’t read so she can read she can’t read she can’t read this bit of paper

Doc I don’t want to know I I don’t want to know don’t tell me I don’t want to know what this is about all right no way tell me um okay yeah I want to get a dragon pet uh this guy is in a in a weird AI stage

Is now frozen over spawn in this giant flying machine that is sitting there uh I’m trying to push it over to the perimeter and keep it there um but yeah just so you can have a pet yeah you know we got like wolves and cats and golems and

Anything yeah but it’s a nice pet oh you know I’m just gonna go and spawn a weather I’m gonna keep that as a pet in the perimeter why not why not yeah a couple of wardens who cares let’s just let’s just destroy everything it’s totally safe totally safe

This is normal this is fine I need your heads to make small children she wants this pretty face there’s only one Surefire way to part this head from this incredibly buff body of mine and that’s asked someone to kill me fortunately There’s a Hero on This

Server you can always depend on Scott I need you to hot guy me I mean in any other context that’s weird but on the hermitcraft server that is fairly normal request You see that that noise that noise is is death oh here he is he missed oh you guys not as good as hot guy he’s missing oh he’s embarrassed come on you got it look look I’m making it I’ll make it easy for you I’ll stand up here

Oh he’s out of practice he’s out of practice oh scar God Being on Empires has Zapped him of his powers come on scar use the velocity oh what’s going on come on scar well yeah there’s one where’s you need to put your help oh scar I got half a heart come on scar one more one more oh God this is oh the audience

Are officially in pain he’s just oh he’s just he’s just given up how do you think that how do you think it makes me feel right now oh you’re wearing the wrong outfit dude what are you wearing oh that’s true that’s true that’s true I’m not wearing the red outfit you know

Right hold on you’re not wearing the right skin hold on I need to change there he is it’s hot guy the Hawkeye is back wait Scott no wrong skin wrong skin what I’ve never seen a superhero do that there we go that’s the annoying hot guy we know

Now you better nail this scar he’s gonna he’s gonna nail this is it was it as simple as the outfit hot guy not enough velocity right you better nail this scar your reputation depends on it there we go okay you can stop now you can you could stop you got your powers back

Ah feels good to be a hot guy once again thank you hot guy for being you It was about two blocks bigger the other day and now it’s it’s starting to get real small that’s pretty scary maybe I’ll I’ll go tell all the other Empires that maybe it’s a sign yes uh yeah that’s I probably should have done that but yeah you you take it yeah rather

Than just letting it shrink like this would have been a wise idea to let us know oh by the way you might not be able to skip back to it yeah yeah just like I just sort of I just sort of looked at him huh that’s neat it looks cold

Look cool but at the same time kind of worrying um so I might go let them know that now and uh we’ll check on it in a day or two and a Merry Christmas to you too we don’t actually want to hit it we just wanna act like it might hit it

Stop what are you doing dude I just got it centered again stop what are you are you bored again what happened what happens if I hit it you don’t need to find out you don’t want to find out please that was close stop man [Laughter] all right you called for it no way

No way no way yes oh no oh no not a not a charge creeper oh oh no I’m sorry I’m sorry no uh I’ve always wanted to see how this works the suspicious tree that definitely doesn’t have anything there it goes I’m sorry whoa

I saw one frame of a creeper oh yeah and then it vanished Okay I’m sorry that’s not going to the dragon I won’t go near the Dragon I’m trying to why won’t this go yeah nope nope nope nope nope nope okay not the end of the world very close to the end of the world the creeper is getting lower and lower this has all gone terribly this is all gone this is not the plan not the plan no

Oh did it make it yes we have to be exceptionally careful because if I hit we have to block every single way it could get out yes just break the blocks yes move closer yes as soon as she flips the page it should release the creeper I hope it’s gone come on

Boom yes whoa whoa did you see that lag Spike oh oh my God good luck cleaning this up what have you done the time is going Pearl clean there’s no there’s no insurance quickly you’re not gonna make it no I’m not oh you haven’t got enough Shockers here to clean this up

Everything’s okay I’ve pranked myself I’m scratched it’s my stuff on the line yourself Lose everything wow this is this is so much worse than I thought it was gonna be oh yeah I mean this is just this is just the prank part the present is actually um cleaning it up [Laughter] This is my secret Santa push buttons for law what [Laughter] sorry I just laughed at my own voice making that weird noise all of my higher tones are completely gone we know that you’ll be watching us oh yes um I’d just like to say that this has

Been fantastic fun my name has been Pixar ifs my right husband’s lawyer XP no questions on this video were provided by Leon I can’t believe it thanks for watching it’s the joke that keeps on giving I’ll see you next week and let’s not forget the amazing noises

That I made when ethos showed me this for the first time why do I have such a problem with finishing the back of things like I have like such a genuine mental block with finishing the back of everything I do I don’t understand I’m gonna have to really actually physically

Force myself to do this at some point and even the thought of it is making me bored so while I I don’t know I have a problem I’ll I’ll I’ll go I’ll go get some therapy and I’ll figure that one out another time don’t mind me I’m just

Walking my Dolphins by a cliff Edge nothing weird going on here why why why why why why why why what did I do wrong dolphins are mammals they shouldn’t drop fish and what did I do wrong okay there’s nothing to come in contact with anymore

Surely surely this is fine all I need to do is to somehow get this big flopping mammal right in here and I have a really strong strong feeling it’s not going to cooperate oh wait so so easy infected I don’t know what’s going on I’m so happy right now

Hold on let’s take that off Soul soil here and break this there we go oh my goodness it’s worked it’s worked that was so much easier than I thought now I’m gonna spend the time to make the first leg of the dolphin Highway including the little booster that goes

Right here because we’ve got a dolphin ready to go and let’s just quickly Check Yes four dolphins I think I’ve got this in the bag okay no let’s not go because I don’t understand anymore I just don’t understand all my Dolphins have left me okay now we

Can go but let’s go really sadly let’s go speaking of Scar he’s streaming right now so we’re gonna try and get him and we’re gonna get him we’re gonna get him with our new favorite thing anvils I’ve learned a lot about anvils recently too especially that they can’t be pushed by Pistons but

They can be flung in the air aha get the world easy crappy stuff no [Laughter] but there is a giant cross over there on the floor and I just need you to you know stand right on that thanks right so there he is oh and come on there it is hahaha

I had to trick you into taking off your diamond helmet because I think you’d smash that you just like the way I looked I thought you just like the way do you appreciated me do you wanna do you want to have a go I want I kind of

Want to see what it looks like from from here because I think you were looking at the floor I was reading the sign Ah that’s so good that’s so good yeah this is and you didn’t die because I have a helmet on that’s that’s where I

Had to get you to take your armor off I had one heart left that’s why okay I I fully get it now oh my god oh man that looks so funny I couldn’t see it for a second then just as it got closer oh man it just appears out of nowhere do you

Want another go how far can you fling one this is this is well I mean if I I think if I use TNT and other methods I can get some real distance on it but um just using the Piston pushers I think this is as far as I can go basically I

Think this trap only would ever work on you it would work on other people do you want to see the Anvil again do you want to join around too yes yes so funny and three two one there goes Why why oh what what’s the chive to bits come to me yeah I definitely did summon something there okay is he here no because you said chapped to bits I hope he says that from now on he says when he’s excited or something he’s like trapped a bit small oh it’s um

It’s chuffed like oh dead chuff this isn’t where I logged out and this isn’t the symbol I left in the summoning Circle did somebody call I’ve been away for a few weeks and I’m back on the hermitcraft server and uh while I was away you don’t believe this but mumbo’s

Back maybe my summoning Circle did work why aren’t these candles lit there’s no fire what what you guys see that right no movement that’s it’s like time is Frozen it’s like what’s going on the water’s not moving oh all the animations are up they’re all off who has placed copper like this

Now doesn’t that just descale your goldfish this is not how you copper yeah welcome back oh it’s been so long this might go on for a while um before we’ll find out this is incredible yes no no no no just just there we go What song is this it’s on the side okay that’s been long that’s been around longer than you’ve been gone I’ll tell you that all right okay okay okay are we gonna is this that now we actually have to just sit here and deal with yeah I didn’t think about everything

I didn’t yes this is a nice way to be I like that’s kind of honestly this is this is slightly Sinister this is more Sinister than I think you think it is wait what no it’s cute it’s cute it’s it’s do you think so it’s how much I missed you

Do you see well I mean it’s nice to it’s nice to have you it’s nice to have you back honestly I came back to the server you were the one I know I was I’m on the beach and I just like mumbo’s uploaded a hermitcraft video and

I was like can you imagine like the camera zooming out and me being like no I mean um insane you know you’ve been up for a while you missed however many months it was a good number of months I’ve had like a brief catch up as to the things

That have been going on but she’s still going I think this is gonna be this is like the rest of my existence on the server I can’t believe it I I mean I’m aware that I missed a few things you know I have been caught up by like a lot

Hopefully you missed me yeah no I also obviously I was more referring to events specifically people but yes of course I asked them about the slight the little ceremony that you posted here we go gracious me holy moly on a hard-boiled egg what on oh that is really impressive that he’s done the

Back oh it’s here it’s here okay excellent now I mean that’s that’s pretty that’s pretty cool putting it on top of a Shrieker that is a cool idea boing Oh that’s oh no that’s giving me right away that has oh no we’re borrowing it don’t worry huh huh dang it

Need to do this sort of stuff where no one else is online don’t worry Pearl’s not online so I think we’re okay Eggs eggs this is this is probably not the way you’re supposed to do it wait I’m I’m actually getting eggs I’m actually getting eggs yes eggs I’m gonna run out of eggs I’m gonna run out of torches at some point okay okay that’s that’s enough we’ve successfully duped the egg I’m not sure

If that’s how it’s supposed to go but that’s how it did go now we might want to make sure that the evidence is removed we’ve got third that we’ve got we got plenty of dragon eggs but we just need to make sure that none of this ever happened

Well tickle my neckbeard because that is something special this is the kind of level of building we all aspire to real Minecrafters age their copper as Statue of lib a t real Minecrafters age their copper as the Statue of Liberty there clearly wasn’t enough copper to do the back of

This but it also feels like an attack not only on the copper aging thing but he probably figured he didn’t need to do the back of it either does anyone know why my arm is stuck like that no that’s not normal is it hold on that’s I just

Realized that’s not normal like I’m trying to chase someone down for an interview excuse me sir sir sir have you seen have you seen Doc’s tunnel what do you think what are your thoughts on Doug Sono hello no don’t run sir don’t run away from me sir I need I need your opinion

Set look you’re not gonna make anything with copper anyway Tango’s broke and we don’t need it okay what have you wasted your time for man um build I just I want to age it in mumbo’s base that’s that’s what I’m doing why because he’s I don’t have a good answer for that

You’re procrastinating I we just flew by the back of your base and it is not even close to done what do you what are you waiting for man it’s not gonna build itself this is an intervention I don’t want to do it backside of the Mansion I

Don’t want to do it back side of the Mansion energy again we can’t have that on the server that Mansion I understand this has become a bit of a meme with you but like it’s it’s got a little too far for us to just be every single base you

Do it’s about time it’s about time you do the back of something build it um We’re not leaving until it’s done oh okay come on that’s a good start really yeah yeah what are you gonna do with the one mushroom I don’t know I had plans listen listen I’ll count down from five and and when I get to one you go five

Four three two one go off he goes come on the back side’s up there it was pathetic I’m getting my blocks together okay get them blocked yeah all right I haven’t got a problem with I haven’t got a problem they’re the ones with the problem there’s still one watching [Laughter]

I don’t want to I I can’t I can’t stay up all night doing this can I do this tomorrow I got sweet oh absolutely not you never know if you’re gonna wake up in the morning [Laughter] and his legacy is that he didn’t finish the back side you can take a seat

You take a seat buddy are you okay Here let’s make it run no no no no no no no yeah Green come on let’s make it go how do you do you know how uh I’m sure I can find a button oh no scar this is the worst idea if you break this thing Doc will kill you

Um oh there’s the button there’s the button it’s over here it’s over here yeah yeah one right there one right there you turned it on it’s going green give it a go give it a go give it a go give it a go how did you do that hit the hit the notebook

This feels like a trap oh free diamonds yeah basically this is free diamonds goodbye oh no oh no stop is so much trouble oh no Skyler in so much trouble oh no if we get out of here you’ll never know so much trouble oh God oh no I can’t believe that’s just what

Happened oh no I’m having a slight uh maybe we should work on the back side of them should we go and work on the back of the base I’m gonna go work on the I’m gonna go work on the back of my eyes now and you’re gonna make Mumble proud I’m very

Proud and I’m gonna go on a vacation that’s right distracted ever again I’ve just deleted a Discord from my phone and I’ll see you guys uh later goodbye have a great time Oh no all right let’s we’re at our best when we’re doing our best I mean how can you be how can you be angry at that now if I remember correctly there’s uh there’s a whole bunch of um mechanics pretty sure there’s some pretty sure there’s some like honey

Involved and then ah pistons pistons this can’t be uh there you go uh piston that way maybe another piston that way let’s something like that right um I tried to make a tunnel ball and it it it’s not even close what have you built over here well look okay so here’s a piston

And it’s connected to some slime blocks I’m pretty sure I saw a fence post somewhere I don’t remember the fence post yeah the TNT there’s definitely a fence post oh forgot The Observers hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on two of them there hold on so what do we

Do just keep trying yeah well not we don’t try again we do our best yeah yeah okay I Scott no what are you doing uh best your best thank you doing your best me and Scott were hanging around with the base uh hanging around your base and

We kept finding new things and we were wondering if you could give us like a brief tour a tour yeah wow all right uh so here is my Arena I guess I I play games here TCG oh my god dude it’s an ingenious honestly how did you get this many diamonds phones that

Were invisible yes I ran kind of hands and handsome all right uh so here is my amazing TCG arena with all the diamonds aggressive I haven’t logged on in two weeks as I was sick as you maybe know in here a little bit still are you so great

Amount right he sounds amazing it does sound great you sound great for two weeks off you know feeling ill you’re back to full health got good immune system all right so down below us we have a drown Farm I recently built it was a huge grind I don’t need that it’s

Resourceful we could even imagine something like that it’s just incredible oh continue the tour yeah over there I have my my creeper Farm that’s terrifying whoa that’s where the diamonds come from this is so impressive thank you outdone yourself I mean this is jeez it

Keeps going what is it like hey let’s be nice to your fellow hermit week or so what is going on what do you mean we’re always this nice we’re always so nice we’re always really nice yeah laughs wait no did I mention that you’re handsome oh my how did this happen Did the wardens are the one still okay no they’re okay DOC come here no no we tried we tried we tried people no no doc look green tried two two things look look at these things look look at the Redstone doc pretty sure that’s hard stuff there

How what this should be how can you even blow that up it wasn’t it wasn’t Korean Oscar uproof wait look Here documentary once get a scar made one look here they’ve got a replacement give it a bit there you go oh no no no I thought the coral made it go flying

It’s gone I just said it needed Coral to make a dupe and fly wait so you clicked it too fast I guess or what you clicked it once and then clicked it again I mean surely no creeper blew up here also right like I mean you never know I mean there is in

The ceiling I mean I mean who’s who’s to say what happened or who’s to blame but the point is we did our best um yeah I I see look at these freaking Stone contraptions I mean what is this here I’m sorry it’s a piece offering peace you know it all started when green

Touched my Redstone I didn’t touch it okay yeah look at those fun fun things inside that box they’re wonderful oh my god wow dog Mark did the prize offering work I think I think it helped he was he didn’t he didn’t know how to feel he I think the buttering up and the prizes help he was so confused what he died he died what even did we kill doc M77 how what does that

Even mean was doomed to fall Look the back the back is done the back is finished it’s the surely finished is in the eye of the beholder what if I’m just done I don’t think any beholders would call that finished but it’s it’s imperative that I age my copper sure but um it’s also imperative you finish the

Back because we’ve sort of made sure you’ve had a little extra motivation to do so in the form of TNT dropping down on the front of your base if you don’t get it done soon yeah oh it’s over there oh right at the top

Oh no I can’t I just I’m gonna just take this take this down I could get rid of this I wouldn’t touch it if I were you well it’s definitely going to detonate what we’ve green-proofed it yep really I wouldn’t I wouldn’t I wouldn’t touch it I wouldn’t even break a block there’s

There’s all sorts of triggers but now every part of me wants to break it and see if you’re bluffing or not nope I wouldn’t I really wouldn’t but it’s okay it’s okay we put a lot of blocks in the timer it’s going to be going for at least 24 hours

Out of it a busy giving you an extra 24 hours a busy Asian Cooper well that guy out of the copper wage in the next one this lands that lands directly oh oh it has it has it’s got TNT in it yeah it does uh it’s not gonna be a good

Thing if you let it let it go what do you say time to finish if there’s well I’ll either have a front and a back or no back and no front so you’ll figure it out one way or another there you go it’ll be easy to tell here we go

The little viewing platform the base is finished right um I don’t huh and then call that the missing chunks I mean I honestly I with the best of intentions wanted to do every last inch of it but time got away from this is like this is several hours of work here

You can see I’ve actually made progress and now it is finished I didn’t lie and you said you would release me of my TNT God I really want to hit that TNT block over there I didn’t realize that’s what he was doing that’s my Jupiter that’s my tree farm yeah I was at a range it was it was like you haven’t had enough of blowing up people’s machines looks pretty finished to me it says finish that’s good enough for me I suppose God

Scaffolding is hard well you’re making it harder oh all right so I feel like today was a productive day we defused bomb and uh Korean built a sign that said finished well I need to go and check on my aging copper because uh oh yeah because you’re being attacked by by nighttime Birds

Ready to go oh uh what that’s a long fall what how long was he falling for and I’ve never seen that death message wait where did he die scar where did he die huh oh no that’s a that’s a very broken elytra yeah this is going swimmingly well at

Least my death XP we got my elytra back oh oh looks like is Mumbo a fan of hot guy when was this added my copper I guess this meme aged a little bit too slowly I know you weren’t gonna steal my copper wait Mumbo there’s no way that

This copper would have ended up anywhere but my base I Mumbo oh man it didn’t even age all of it there’s so little of this that aged [Laughter] did you get you caught me at a weird spot okay wait wait move side to side like left or right but without without

Yeah just Just Like A and D okay okay you do realize this is hard for me I’m not that coordinated okay so now that we’ve stood next uh next three posters is there anything else that you haven’t noticed what haven’t I noticed I mean I’m I’m scared now it is surprised but

Yeah you honestly can’t see it no what is it I feel like just leaving you to it then but I’m soaking I’m so confused have you I just have you fixed something in my base no have you changed something maybe we’ve been playing a little game and now

I feel like I’ve been playing this game alone is it would you what oh no what does it do green and what does this do well that’s part of the fun isn’t it right I’ll see you later ow ow are you gonna do it

Are you gonna do it are you gonna do it do it do it hang on hang on here’s the thing I don’t have a bow so could you lend me okay are you gonna do it he is gonna do it well I I feel like remember you if

This is this a stupid I mean should I do it my my Bose primed okay what gran Cube [Laughter] what I’m getting I got so confused because I thought you were saying that and then you started laughing I now realized that it was completely pointless me making that disc because I

Could have done the noises I could have just done it live oh does it not do it again is it it’s a one time it’s a one-time thing you can’t you can’t ignite TNT twice that was that you actually I actually saw you panic yeah man I literally almost fell off my

Chest so thanks for that thanks for that it’s been it’s been a difficult day enough to be ready all right I’ve been working on this farm and now I think that my little base the one place that is safe was gonna get exploded just so you know

Be prepared all right you can keep that disc though that that’s yours that’s a present so that’s mine forever yeah that’s yours that’s excellent but yeah prepare yourself because I mean when when I come up with something I have no ideas right now but when I do come up with something you

Best believe oh yeah it’s on its way all right I’ll uh I’ll wait I haven’t been in the perimeter since the incident out of sheer fear but a few episodes ago me and Scar caused had a little accident oh we had a little accident and then now

We’re banned from very bad from the perimeter or at least I think we’re just bad for this bit we’re not allowed to go in the tunnel bar anymore to be fair I think everyone’s base should have one of these just just in case because everyone keeps building

Machines that can be broken with two can be broken with two clicks of a button what there’s times like this I wish I had a face cam because my jaw just sort of Hit the Floor what in goodness gracious maple syrup covered waffle is going on here how how did he

Move the withers how has he contained them why are they floating how did he know exactly where they needed to go why is everything made of diamond or and more importantly how do they fit in those tiny quarter of a block hole now I don’t know what this is in fact I really

Don’t know what this is we’re going to give this a little a little go and just hope just hope lava dripping Is it ticking oh that’s your copper what is oh no I was on the wrong side that is no no makeup man’s burning that’s not very best friend Behavior something I’ve got space I’ve actually lost I actually lost a decent amount of copper baby I definitely lost like a stack

Oh no he actually he actually did something even if it takes all day oh all day pretty sure each button is I’m pretty sure each lamp is like an hour so could be here a while you get nothing wait I kind of deserve that now that now that I think about it

Yeah I kind of I deserve that you get not even a tier three friend at the moment that’s how that feels yep we’ll let the egg decide now what if you do lose here said f um I I won’t this egg wants me all right should I do the punching yep [Laughter]

I need this egg great let’s just try maybe I think it was because you need to punch the egg it’s your egg at the moment I can’t be punching them right well you haven’t you still haven’t told me what you want it for it was nice and

Safe with me all right I’ll do this one you do the punching that’s so oh hello that is uh that’s that’s one all look at that and it even went behind me like it was it wanted me all right one one all okay are we say this this is the decision

Three I will not leave here without a dragon egg so this is gonna be interesting should we punch it together all right three two one go you I have these these I mean clearly this egg doesn’t understand what it’d be like okay all right great I I’m I don’t want

To have to say it out loud I’m I’m I’m sure were these eggs all are these legs legitimate did they all come very get out of my face I can’t believe what I’m hearing you’re not getting a single dragon egg for me this is the one the only the legitimate hermitcraft

Season nine dragon egg I am flabbergasted I am insulted I am miffed come in here playing this dragon egg games with me and trying to question the authenticity my dragon you’re leaving with no dragon egg today I’m staying right here what are you gonna do about it I mean you’re gonna walk off

[Laughter] all right if you want the dragon egg you must prove your bravery Do It How brave are You Zed are you gonna mess with the goat no one’s here he’s not he’s not online there’s no one here he can’t see you he’s gonna come back and fix this I know

It he did it yes yes yay I can’t believe you just I I you can’t believe that he’s done this I guarantee you’re gonna get a message that says what is milk song he’s asking on the server does anyone know her I can get a cup of milks up from I just wanted

Him to ask people what’s me these there’s only like three people who know what milk song is ladies and gentlemen after five minutes he is asked anyone know what a cup of milk song is there it is and we’re off okay you got the answer Cleo somehow knew that milk

SOG is at the b-dubs’s coffee shop he’s opened this Barrel like four times oh okay I think I think he’s actually found it now this is this is stressful I’m just watching this and it’s stressful please make it out of here with the egg intact the more I think about it the more

Convoluted and weird this whole thing was there it is go run run said run yes Ed ah he did it oh he was quick getting out of there he was quick he made it that was just there’s just some Cobble in there I still there yeah yeah it was close not

Close as I thought it was gonna be but it was close oh I I it was just rained I thought the corridor was so long but luckily it was like staggered like as I was running it’s almost like I’ve spent all day it’s like hey you did it you got

The egg congratulations that is now yours don’t give it to the museum guys I think I need silk touch don’t I I think I need some touch on the shears I have a sneaky suspicion just a sneaky one that I need to touch on this shares which I definitely cannot do right now see this is why you should never listen

To chat okay this is why I should never lit I’m never listening to you ever again I’m never ever listening to you ever again you do need silk touch I knew you needed silk touch you’ve just lost all cred I apologize profusely I apologize so much I am sorry

I I will listen to you all the time you are always right and never wrong okay let’s act like nothing has happened let’s just pretend that nothing just happened okay after our adventure we have a sniffer ready to be hatched and I need a name tag I need a name tag

Name tag it’s not gonna be called rare find you know what I’m gonna call him you know what I’m gonna call it I’m gonna call him maybe I’ll have I have one called snot but this one is going to be called schnut snitch knit okay I’m ready I’m so ready to welcome

You into the world schnut oh no one told me that they it’s a jump scare oh hahaha oh wait that scared the life out of me hello welcome to the world schnit hello schnet you are so cute [Laughter] okay um sniffer’s Running Animation very very funny

Right come on then look look at this thank you for watching the best of green and I hope you enjoyed it and I shall see you in the next one good bye