Hermitcraft 9: Episode 1 – RICHEST HERMIT

It’s time for hermitcraft season 9 which rhymes and that feels fantastic hermitcraft season 9 is here it’s also beginning to get dark which is slightly scary thank you i am quite excited to see a regular-sized moon though in fact i’m quite excited in general i’m nervous though i’m incredibly scared i’m always

Scared at the start of hermitcraft seasons because there’s such a long journey ahead of us and i don’t really know where it’s going to go all i know is is that this season i want to be the richest person on the hermitcraft server i want to be

Confusingly rich and as you can see i’m already a little bit rich i mean look at this look how fancy this outfit is let’s see how that came about here we go hermitcraft season 9. kill me kill me just don’t touch me oh gosh dang it he doing he’s died twice

He’s died twice already i know what guys how do i make it hard for 50 hours without dying i can’t even make it five seconds now no you can’t get you can’t get ahead of me like that with coal what do you what do you mean i’m gathering gold not allowed

This is part of the game hey look you do realize that i’ve i i can kill things this season bud and we’re in a small hole together i wasn’t expecting him I can’t believe he’s gone again when will this stop being funny oh my gosh did you see that well no good i’m good oh food food murder food food food food hey we’ve got food give me that button scott give me the button this guy give me the button

Give me the button give me the button there’s an offer all right are we sharing the mutton yeah he was never going to share that button with us we’re like robin hood we still from the extremely poor and feed ourselves we just repeatedly kill the poor person

Isn’t that that’s what robin hood was all about stay away from my fish what do you mean your fish this is my fish do you have a let’s play fish roulette it’s not even appearing are you just because i’m too fast i’m too quick you can’t take my call too i’m just

Going to mine in a very similar area to yours uncomfortably close to one another you wanna just you wanna make this difficult for yourself we’re just gonna like cross mine one another this is going remarkably well i don’t know why we’re still doing it does anyone have any torches i have

Three boats oh damn hold it oh no this was a plan this is the plan for the beginning this is how has he done this many times that wasn’t even intentional he must have been on no health it wasn’t a big fall he’s been he’s just been stood there

With probably a heart knowing scar we were in the wrong place by the way in our current state of affairs green we’re in absolutely the wrong place yeah i i realize we’ll be okay i hear him [Laughter] okay you made it somehow okay scott don’t fall again right here’s some fish

Oh thank you i have two hearts oh you got it all nice and lit up down here oh oh gosh how many times have you guys died not zero don’t forget handsome yeah and handsome talented handsome too right with my hair it’s luscious oh wow the glow-liking over here look like giant creepers

You know i thought i thought i had gone out of range which is why there was no answer to your handsome thing just nobody answered the silence was incredibly loud gracious me guys i come around the corner mumbo i need some help that’s cool no problem what do you mean i’m helping

I’m sorry i i shouldn’t have i probably shouldn’t have hit that one it’s the only mob that i hit in that whole situation yeah he hit it towards me uh i think we mumbo we missed scar’s death it’s already happened that’s me oh great i’m i’m a meat shield

For you i’m a meat shield for you oh no not that no i’m not gonna glow berries give me those sweet glowberries oh where are the crawberries oh yeah sweet glowberries how many how many oh no [Laughter] oh we bit off way more than we could chew here

This might just be the the most chaotic start to a hermitcraft season i think i’ve ever had ever if we would have done boats it would have been style how about this for you buddy oh you still have you got my boat take us out of the ride mumbo let’s go

What am i watching green don’t you wish you had a boat they have eight million subscribers these two Well-deserved subscribers i think you’ll find please i’d like a sea shanty please oh is that a difficult request um just um just [Laughter] i think it’s time for a slight change of tactics you’re making me feel sick you make you’re really making some donuts i’m good i’m good has anyone claimed

These uh these bees i could use some bees i need bees i need honey uh the bees have not been claimed but but but they’re gonna be used you give me eight iron how about i give you otherwise seven iron and i’ll take seven eighths of a b my plan of being the

Richest hermit is working look at my deals oh hey hey uh anybody got two irons so i can share these things well well tango you’ve come to the right place because boy do i have a deal for you here it goes actually where this is going what what do you have um

I got a potato and some snowballs and a lot of hopes and dreams okay all of those things sound good far away now i gotta put like if i if i wait where’s the potato and the snowballs i was promised potatoes and snowballs sorry i thought that was a sympathy no

No no no no no if i if i hear these guys without putting like campfire into them aren’t they gonna like kill me in the face or something i do actually have this knowledge but there is a price to pay for it what would i be willing to give this knowledge

But it’s dripping with the delicious honey oh Is there any deal that you would like to do with me books what’s in them books well i heard you wanted food while i was just standing there so i got you some dried kelp is that it’s edible i have got the spike of death ah magma block that’s actually quite ah

Is that good well check this out None of this is why do you have this stuff this is like the worst early game stuff i’ve ever seen in my entire life you have an inventory full of pointless things that mean nothing at the start of the game what i have you can show me like

Have you got a fence post have you got a fence post in there dude this or something it’s like a little grove down here this is incredible this is perfect for an elf should we put a sign claiming it we claimed the lands a big old like tree here is gonna be

Amazing we’re like alvin we’re like alvin elvis elvis what are you in hell for us all of us elves what what else should i say that’s threatening none shall pass you will be slapped you will be slapped with fish nailed it well that was mildly chaotic

Mildly is putting it mildly but it got us here to this rather lovely plot of land that we have claimed otherwise people will be slapped with fish and a semi-decent number of resources but definitely more together now the beauty of living in the uk is that all of the

Americans stay on late into the night which means you wake up in the morning and there’s a bunch of community farms so once again you can call me potato boy and now i must go in search of coal which thanks to the changed ore distribution i believe actually spawns at higher frequency

The higher up you go am i totally wrong there oh this is a good batch of coal this is a good match of coal i’m not sure copper’s particularly useful in the early game but i’ll have anyway we’re gradually getting somewhere it’s weird i’m having to do a resource gathering

Mission to then allow me to go on a resource gathering mission you see coal doesn’t generate low down in the world so that means you have to gather coal to make torches so then you can go down deep into the world to gather the more expensive resources oh goodness i’m

Gradually making my way into the deep so i wasn’t planning on making my way into the deeps but there seems to be this really strange tunnel going down into the deeps and myself some gold that’s not very useful but i guess it’s more useful than the poisonous potato i

Was storing in my inventory what why why was that in there you know what there’s quite a few things in my inventory that i don’t necessarily need at this point in time two stone pickaxes it’s probably pretty hard on the list two shields what’s going on how am i so successful

Get terrible at this game that’s the that’s the question that i want answered here after spending some time in the deeps with all of my items on me i decided that was a stupid idea so i’ve mined from -60 all the way up to 120 that was a very very long staircase look

Uh emeralds coal why did i go into the caves i guess this is why i went into the caves that was close that was close after bumbling around for a few hours i managed to make it out alive and i’ve managed to gather up all of the resources that i need to

Go on my resource gathering mission which seems a little bit weird but i guess we’ll roll with it so now it’s time for me to begin my quest of becoming the richest hermit on the hermitcraft server let there be diamonds are you enjoying uh that iron pickaxe um

Deep slate mining no looks like fun not at all i’m hating every second how is is there any better way to do this um not really good i i thought i’d try and like brighten your day a little bit and um do a bit of marketing over here i have just recently

Cooked up a delicious batch of uh red dogs giga pies right it’s my grandmother’s recipe and well it’s called trait your grandma had a trademark or did you add the trademark uh she had the trademark she i mean she you know she was like nostradamus she was like oh man minecraft’s gonna be

Massive i’m gonna make a pie recipe for it right do i have to pay for these is that no they’re absolutely yours i’m just gonna say spread the word you know oh i mean you know what no this is my only diamond i’ve got i’ve got one

So i i hate to say it i’m not gonna spend it on pies but i will gladly take free buys that’s okay i think you need diamonds for your diamond pickaxe as fast as possible yes um yes there’s also an enchanting setup at giga pies so you’re welcome to use

That too all you’ve got to do is spread the word about the pie this is me fulfilling my contract and telling everyone about rent pies Three hours of mining later and i finally have myself at least a decent number of resources i mean this is a good number of resources it was so painful getting these deep slate is not messing around it is not messing around at all but i guess one

Thing that we do have plenty of is redstone which is going to be incredibly useful but before i start thinking about that sort of thing i should probably get myself a base i can’t help but notice that a lot of people have got some what what what what is oh come on

This is starting to get unfair now i have to go and check this place out i need to go and see what this is is this scar who has built this ridiculous structure there’s so many ridiculous structures but i gotta check this out this is cool

As well this is super super cool how has a man who died as much as scar did at the start of this series like he he had nothing he had nothing and every single time he got something he died partly because of me and green mainly because of me and

Green actually how is he imagining how has he managed to achieve this seriously how has he managed to achieve it the interior could use some work however oh yeah he really could use some work it could it could really use some work i’m getting out of here that’s a

Nice boulder very fitting also very tempting i think i’ve found the spot for me you see this little spot right here this little space in between scar and green i i just i think that might be perfect it’s not the most naturally gorgeous landscape i’ve ever encountered

While playing the game but it seems nice enough i have good views i’ve got a few nice neighbors i can pinch resources from both this set of chests and also this set of chests i mean it really is perfect so let’s get to work on our build thankfully one of the main

Resources that i want to use is deep slate the other main resource that i want to use is black stone which actually shouldn’t be that difficult given that i’ve just popped through into basalt delta i just need to make sure that i don’t get killed by one of these

Guys goodness gracious me i am absolutely terrified i am absolutely terrified this is a lot easier than i was expecting though i genuinely forgot that blackstone generates in the basalt deltas i thought i was gonna have to find one of those those things what are they called sebastian i thought

I was gonna have to find a bastion and and that wouldn’t have gone well i’m scared of magma cubes imagine me encountering a hog or a boggling what are they called apocalypse starting to wonder if they’re even called bastians i’ve created something that hurts my brain i’ve created something that hurts my

Brain my mind keeps telling me that this is a block and not a hole and i can’t look at it so i stopped looking at it and went back to the overworld okay this is a pretty solid start this is a pretty solid start and it’s getting better i’m

Really really liking the look of this thing and now i am becoming increasingly excited and i’m sure you can all you’re all probably starting to realize what i’m actually constructing here just gotta get some of these bad boys out and about so they can oxidize up i wish

There was a way that i could speed up this process like imagine if you could just throw a splash potion of water on a copper block and then it would like go one step further along the process that’d be really cool that’s actually not a good idea for a suggestion mojang

You can license that idea of me for 14 pounds per month i can’t believe he’s stealing my stuff in front of me he’s literally come through and he’s just taking my stuff why do you think i’m building this vault why do you think i’m building this vault so you can play

That game yeah that’s right and open your chest what about this chest here oh now this is a nice chest this is a really nice chest i like the look of this chest let’s be honest these are the chests that we’re actually gonna be looking through amazing he already knows what’s

Inside scar’s chest this is some quality episode one minecraft content right here winding some dirt that is going to build the framework that sits around our little vault door and combination not once again don’t worry i will explain why i need this vault soon and despite what you may think it’s not actually

Because of this guy over here who is just very intently watching me with his with his beady judging eyes honestly it really puts the pressure on when you’ve got someone who’s good at building watching you build you know it’s just it really makes it more difficult why are you sneaking what

Are you doing that’s nothing what did you doing my intro nothing suspicious why were you sadly what like nobody does this without doing something that they shouldn’t be doing i was definitely not doing nothing right do you know how uncomfortable it is by the way to hold shift and d for

Someone who presses shift with my thumb like this this is like a real this is a real reach i don’t know if i’ve ever done that before hold on let me try it oh oh oh i’m getting cramped remember he’s back at it again the man can’t help himself i guess this

Is what i get for being so handsome green just got the achievement wax on did he just wax did he just wax my copper you did you waxed my copper did you wax my copper did you where’s my cover what do you mean you didn’t wax my cover i’ve been waiting

The advancements let me down you leave my cover alone you monster you leaving me okay okay i’ll i’ll take it back there you go wax off oh the advancements are so they did me in oh are you cheeky you cheeky boy wait did you get that did you

How did i not notice no i’ve just there was a lot of preamble and suspicious activity for nothing stop waxing it i saw the particles i saw the particles there’s no particles honey boy put my eyes on you buddy i’ve got my eyes on i mean i guess it doesn’t matter if i’ve

Got my eyes on you if you’re just gonna do it in front of me well yeah the thought just occurred to me what can you actually do there’s nothing you can do you know i’m gonna spread the moss through your boulder buddy when i when i get a single piece of bone

Meal you best believe you are susceptible to bone meal a couple warfare aside and it’s now apparently turned into tree warfare and we all know how that ends up going me with a far improved bass let’s hope this continues i thought i would talk you through why i’m actually constructing this vault because

Despite what many of you and green think it’s not actually to keep green out of my resources although that is one very nice benefit of it i am building this vault symbolically because i am going to be the richest hermit hermitcraft has ever seen and this vault right here and subsequent volts are

Going to be storing all of my wealth and they are going to be truly secure i’m never going to show you how i get into the vaults and i’m never really even going to show you the inside of them which means you’ll never know how rich i

Am but i am the richest hermit this right here this is the last time you will ever see my total number of valuables because for the rest of the season they’re going to be stored within a vault secure for my eyes only but i can’t live

In a vault that i’m not allowed to show anyone so i guess i should get to work on my actual base which is going to be a small hut on top of this hill here now where on earth am i going to get my wood from so i’ve installed a little staircase

That runs up the back here and i think it looks lovely i really really like the way that things are starting off here and then that staircase is going to run up into a rather small hut yeah this is going to be it’s going to be pretty

Tight it’s going to be very tight in fact this thing is tiny it’s very small extremely small look at this thing we’ve got a two by two area to work with and half of that is going to be taken up by a bed but with that being said i think

It’s safe to say this little base right here and the vault next to it is absolutely gorgeous especially now that it’s got this little wobbly roof and it’s daylight look how cool this little place looks this looks absolutely lovely this is a really nice looking little starter base

Right here this is lovely i’m chuffed to bits with this i feel like we’ve made a really solid start my valuables are now successfully installed within my secure vault so they’re all in there i am now the only person who will ever see inside that thing i cannot wait to expand my

Extreme wealth and become the richest hermit on the hermitcraft server and continue through hermitcraft season 9. and green if you’re going to keep waxing my cobble blocks then i’m going to expand the moss on your boulder gradually that’s all you get that’s what you get