Hermitcraft 9: Episode 15 – GO FAST

So about that YouTube schedule I managed to maintain a perfect YouTube schedule for one week and then the next week I’ve got a little bit behind I’ve managed to be consistently one day late on every single video this hermitcraft episode might end up being two days late but you

See I’ve had a bit of a personal thing come up I I think we should head over to personal Corner which I haven’t actually built yet so let’s quickly do that I’ve heard purple is a calming color this is going to be my finest Minecraft build are you feeling calm yet I’m feeling

Very calm isn’t purple meant to be the rarest color to find in nature that’s that’s a bit cruel that the most calming color also is the color that you don’t find and also surely that makes it the least calming color like if I was just walking down the street and I saw a

Completely brand new color that I’d never even experienced before I feel like I’d be anything but calm I’m trying to imagine what that color would look like and now I’m thinking about rainbow shrimp because apparently they see way more colors than us okay yeah just take a breather anyway let’s talk this

Through uh so oh God Goodness gracious who are you what is going on this is the least calm room I’ve ever seen in my entire life what on how what goodness gracious me I don’t even know what to say I won’t just why did that go so sideways so fast where were they coming from

I mean all I wanted to do I was just making a joke about the fact that I bought a motorbike and I was trying to make it see more serious and things and that’s the reason I wasn’t making my videos but then everything kicked off apple is not a calming color so yeah

Basically I destroyed my own productivity by buying a motorbike but that means things are going to be a little bit different around here you see as much as flying around the server is very cool and very efficient and and it gets me places quickly what’s cooler riding something now

Unfortunately there are no motorbikes in Minecraft but I imagine I imagine I can find something pretty similar now this is the definition of first world problem I only have golden carrots I don’t have regular carrots I don’t store vegetables that aren’t gilded that is probably the thing that

You would expect to hear least from someone who looks like me oh yeah by the way I’m stealing from these chests which is absolutely something you would expect from someone who looks like me what does a man have to do to get a car around here carrots have been acquired guiding

Stick has been acquired a saddle has been acquired so now I just need to find my Steed this will be the last time that you see me flying in today’s episode because from this point forth we ride this is me now can I get through this gate gosh this is

This this could be impressive this is much more difficult than I expected we are through and off into the outside world that’s my base why did I build my base on such a high thing look at my how is he meant to get up there oh we’re

About to do a bit of a stunt this is cool oh look at that a carrot and a stick what what happens my big what happened to him was he on fire what happened to my poor guy we we barely we barely went 100 meters

I don’t believe it I haven’t even had a chance to name him I was going to call him motobo I thought that was a really cool name now I’ve used it up I’ve only got one other good idea for a name it’s it’s the mambota bike but it sounds a

Bit boaty but I guess it will do in this situation okay we’re gonna head off and I promise you a little pig he’s a speedy Devil he’s a speedy number look at this guy move he’s way better than the old one okay I’m gonna make oh

Oh oh I see the problem I see the problem can I feed you pork yeah actually feeding pork to a pig’s probably a terrible idea okay maybe for now I will just I will avoid the assault course as actually I think it’s a form of assault what I’m doing to these pigs

All I have to do is get back to my base which is over there safely is it here is this guy slowed down is he slowing down I swear we’re going slower than walking pace at this point in time this episode is going to take a very long time isn’t

It come on little guy you can do it we need to get there before night falls I don’t think we can get away from anything at this point in time I have also learned that I can right click with my carrot on a stick and it will speed

Him up but it’s using up basically all the durability of my carrot on a stick and as we saw earlier carrots aren’t easy for me to come by I got these carrots from a starter Farm in the first Village it would take me about three hours to get there Easy Does It

Easy does it and there we go I would say that has been a success so project number one for today’s hermitcraft episode is to put to all of the Diamonds the entire hermitcraft diamonds into the diamond button which is in the shopping district uh about a thousand blocks away

Hopefully the test that I set up will be all finished and we’ll be able to see what’s the diamond buttons level is actually at then I can make adjustments to the Redstone accordingly and get this thing going okay I believe I have everything I need if I don’t that is

Going to be incredibly upsetting let’s roll out and we have reached our first obstacle right hop off Place boats get Pig in boat this is the plan this is the plan yes good good get in boat with pig cross body of water I mean come on now this is the dream we all

Have to admit this is the dream I have to be very careful good good good good this you know what this is the way to go I am a tiny bit concerned that it is now dark I feel like we could be in a tiny bit of danger

And by that I mean I think we could be in quite a lot of danger yeah I’m being shot this this definitely this definitely doesn’t make life easy this does not make life easy oh gosh oh gosh I’m just going to I’m going to run away a bed a bed is definitely something

That I should have brought that is something that I didn’t think of that I definitely should have brought I have bravely dug myself into a hole I’m going to wait until the morning I’m sorry unnamed Pig number three uh I’ve kind of left you out there I hope you’re okay

One incredibly Brave night later we are back on the road I can feel the wind going through the bars of my mustache oh I’ve just stepped off the pig it’s the same amount of wind but it’s just windy we’re not actually traveling that fast I can see it I can see the shopping

District in the distance we are almost there and you know what viewing it from the ground level and it’s such a slow pace it allows you to really take in the details and this place is really cool looking we’re getting our first view of the button now and hmm

It’s uh it hasn’t gone down at all that’s very curious now there there are two options here as to what may have happened option number one is that the Redstone clock is so slow that the counter hasn’t gone down at all that is unlikely option number two

Is I forgot to put the items into the Redstone clock which means this thing has been sat here doing nothing for the entire week which is very likely why why am I such a fool why why am I such a fool sometimes do you ever ask yourself why

Am I such a fool and when I ask it no the picture of my voice goes so high because I’m don’t even understand how I can be so stupid I just tried to put a lead on a wall and then on a corner fence as well you all saw it I’ve been

Playing this game for over 10 years Leeds have been in the game for ages I’m a fool this guy knows it that’s why he’s walking so slowly he could walk so much faster but instead he he knows I’m a Fool yeah there’s absolutely nothing in here this thing has not been working all

Week hopefully I brought a bunch of blocks for scaffolding but now I’m gonna have to actually put them into the hopper I mean I guess this is good I didn’t have to travel all the way back to my base to come all the way back I suppose slightly less of a fool there

But equally the reason that I’m having to bring so much scaffolding is because for some reason I have decided that now I’m going to ride a pig everywhere instead of flying with my elytra that I have in my inventory because because I bought a motorbike in real

Life this is all foolish Behavior okay so I I didn’t I didn’t test the machine but that’s fine because if you didn’t test it then it didn’t fail the test so I guess the diamond button is now open let’s get the diamonds in I mean what’s

The worst that could happen it’s only an untested Redstone machine that houses the entire hermitcraft’s diamonds that if it malfunctions it will blow them all up and we’ll lose them only a fool would thoroughly test that and from this point forth I am no longer being a fool so

First things first the TNT is going in and this this feels wrong I almost put the diamonds in fast but then I realized if I place TNT on top of a redstone torch or something it would explode blowing up the diamonds and I’m not a fool so this is now all

Primed to blow up now this is where things get very very scary I’m going to grab all of these diamonds and I’m going to put them into the machine the machine that is currently untested and very much full of TNT I should not be allowed to stand on a TNT

Block with this many diamonds in my inventory that is all of the diamonds in the last section then we’ve got this area here and then we have the regular diamonds as well everything is fully locked and loaded it is ready to go the diamonds are now

Live Hermits you need to keep this thing living because if you don’t uh bad things are gonna happen I seriously don’t want to be responsible for blowing up all of the Hermes diamonds immediately like at least let them have a little bit of time let it pay out a

Little bit crowns will be coming soon as well which is very exciting if you’re rocking the Red Crown everyone knows that is the hardest Flex on hermitcraft season 9 right now so with that bill completed let’s roll back to the base and by roll I mean walk incredibly

Slowly this this was a silly idea wasn’t it this is a really silly idea why did I ever think this was a good idea I guess it’s given me the opportunity to see the Minecraft world in a different perspective for example I never would have seen this tree if I had flown with

An elite Trail look it’s a lovely tree nobody has ever acknowledged this tree before and I think it is wonderful there’s also these stumps that people have left they’re not so wonderful unless it was me that left them in which case they’re beautiful and decorative we’re almost

There I can see my base in the distance is that creepy catching up with me I really hope that creeper isn’t catching up with me but it looks like the creeper is catching up with me oh gosh oh gosh I don’t know what to do in this situation do I get off

Do I I think I should I should probably get off right I I definitely got off at the wrong time I think Ah that’s really sad that is a sad sight right I guess I should get another Pig unnamed Pig number four he’s got five Hearts so

All of them have five hearts or have I just got a buff Pig regardless there’s absolute unit of the mobility device has arrived at my base and will be stored on this post and on the topic of my base let’s do a little bit of work on it it’s

Time for a super fast time lapse and in the super fast time lapse I build up the little rings that go around our water pillars which tie the bottom and the top together and just make the whole thing look considerably better it’s interesting is it in Minecraft you can

Add the smallest little bit you know this is two layers of slabs and then a couple of frog lights and immediately it just completely transforms the build now the two parts they look connected and it actually it looks like a solid structure which is impressive given it’s mostly

Water it feels so strange not being able to fly off and look at a build I’m stuck with this one angle but I do like it from this angle should I go and look at it from over there yes yes I want to look at it from over here it looks

It looks really really cool I cannot wait to get this platform in and all the farms in as well I mean how cool is that gonna look the answer is very it’s gonna look very very cool anyway Exuma has asked me if I want to help him with

Something he said it involves with us you got your wings on being a biker by Commando I’m currently riding around with a pig but I’ll I can I can put my wings on for this okay the tunnel tunnel gets low yeah and this is going to get

Lower again oh my goodness this is like this is like a challenge yeah getting there is a challenge too yeah Cub fan did all this just absolutely grind it out I mean this is so we’re going straight on yep right oh from here Nicole you are like directly above me for a

Second oh my gosh it’s really getting tight uh wow that’s sub space bubble there we go it’s the closest I’ve ever been to a weather okay so first thing we’ve got to do is set a spawn over here that doesn’t sound good well we’re gonna do a lot of

Dying ah you’re gonna do a lot of dying I’ve had a little bit of experience I see wait are we fighting them we’re not this isn’t like uh okay I was gonna say I’m not fighting them I was like I was like you you haven’t really explained

Much as to what’s going on you’ve just said I’m just yeah I’m getting started here like I haven’t explained anything at all really you’re going to want to have a couple of ender chests like on your Hotbar okay is it to take like one or two down with you okay I’m putting

Stuff in these chests if that’s not clear um and then there’s going to be like golden apples as well so like take take like two golden apples with you right and then you’re gonna need one of three potions there’s invisibility somewhere here is this one fire resistance yep and

Night vision this sounds so scary it is but it’s it’s amazing so uh we’re gonna we’re gonna Chuck these potions and then we’re gonna drop down here now it’s not very safe so like when you walk into the open space don’t like stray to the left

Or right or front or back when you’re down the bottom you want to avoid holding an item like you never want to be holding an item and items are going to come in your inventory as you like wander around because there’s going to be Cobblestone everywhere right

All right okay don’t go too close to the withers sort of just stay near them and pick up the blocks that they’re breaking right I feel like I’ve given you as much information as I can I’m I’m ready as ever I ever will be yeah you can’t you

Can’t really be ready but right okay anyway so shut those potions drop down and uh don’t hold anything in your hands try and try and keep your inventories clear as possible okay here we go have you dropped down did I knock you did I knock you down okay I don’t think so I’m

Good what is this place have a look around okay this is the Cobble Emporium oh my goodness okay this is curious so what do you mean never have an item in my hand like they’ve cut they’ve the items are coming into my hand now I’ve just

Realized why I don’t want is that so that the withers can’t see my hand yes correct because if they see you they’ll come after you this mate that makes total sense I had not even thought of that you’re doing good I died already I’m pretty sure all right this is well I

Thought I think I think you gave me some good instructions like I’m I kind of understand I now under oh oh oh no no no no okay okay I I understand now I understand what I have to do this makes total sense this is such a weird technique what yes who who discovered

This oh have a guess was it have a guess at what Minecraft would think of doing something crazy as this is it is it people on the sci craft server no it’s it’s one of our own oh is it who’s known someone who’s known for doing these things not Doc is it Tango

Nope is it you I mean no this wasn’t my idea I mean impulse I guess is also a good option I mean who’s who’s the OG of inventing stuff is it Etho oh he got there in the end wow that is so cool so it’s just like it’s like I’m bored of

Mining deep slate I’m just gonna do this now that is such an Etho move it is but it is actually really effective and I think the way we’ve done it here is maybe not even like the most optimal way to go oh are you doing okay

Doesn’t sound like it I’m so bad at dropping off my items like as soon as I as soon as I get the end of chest down tricky yeah it’s fast it’s quite fast to get in the couple deep slate isn’t it like I’ve I’ve only been down here for

Like maybe a minute and I’ve already got a full stack but let’s see like that’s 10 and 50 10 stacks and 50 in like five minutes I don’t know how that compares to mining but this is more fun it’s significantly more fun than mining deep slate deep slate is so painful to mine

Lots of I’m getting loads I’m getting loads so many I I got hit as well well that was definitely interesting I’ll tell you what else is going to be interesting seeing what stage the diamond buttons at I’ve given it quite a bit of time to do

It as things since I set it up so hopefully by the time we get there it’s at a good stage and that was not a joke about how slow this pig is although it sounded a lot like a joke about how slow this pig is but in all seriousness on

That topic I am a little bit worried that it will have exploded by the time we get there it’s not really a joke if you’re seriously concerned almost there and we made it and I never want to make that Journey again so our diamond button has gone down to you get nothing but

It’s it’s like the lowest that you get nothing stage can be so as much as I want to wait until it goes into the diamond Zone I would I would absolutely love it to be in the diamond zone right now I do want to reset it just to make

Sure that that is working I haven’t actually pressed the button yet I haven’t tested any of this stuff I’m testing it with all the diamonds and all of the TNT in place that is so silly also I should add some some kind of sound effects shouldn’t I

Because right now it’s not clear if it’s actually doing anything I don’t think he’s doing anything have I not connected up the button have I failed at square one am I gonna have to go all the way back to my base on that stupid pig to pick up Redstone

Supplies so I can fix this well I I didn’t put any items inside the RS and all Edge which is like the whole thing that the machine runs on how could I have been so foolish seriously how can I be so consistently foolish right everything everything should now be

Working Pistons made noises this is going up these are very good signs sound effects are definitely needed though aren’t they definitely 100 I hate this so much well onward one very painful trip later I’ve just gotten back and I’ve forgotten comparators actually going out mining for it it seemed like

The easier option and I think it was oh oh my goodness my entire life just flashed before my eyes wait there’s an entire section missing from this the whole system that puts all of the items back up into the original drop that is not here it’s a slightly concerning

Oversights for a machine that currently houses the entire service diamonds and is also full of TNT what other mistakes have I made on this thing okay so the Redstone is now in place but then the whole system isn’t resetting and it turns out I haven’t even put in the thing

That turns off they are a snore latch these are crazy crazy mistakes to have made oh my gosh I’m actually a little bit terrified of my own incompetence here right everything should now be working what on Earth was I doing when I built that like seriously

What was I doing the sounds are now in place the Redstone is all fixed everything should now be working and if I blow up the entire surface diamonds then it wasn’t me