Hermitcraft 9: Episode 24 – BOT BATTLE

What on Earth is this thing is this a giant pot to store up the buttercup is this is this our barn I asked green to build up a structure around the Buttercup and I was kind of expecting something like the thing behind me but we’ve got we’ve got a full-scale plant

Pot here is there a way to get inside I mean how did he has he has he not put a door on it I mean by the looks of things he has put a door on it it’s a big Redstone door which it does slightly concern me just a

Tiny tiny bit you see despite the Buttercup being a deadly killing machine if it hits a single block it will explode itself doc got mythical Pingu to help him with the Redstone for his robots I apparently got green to help me with the Redstone for my robot

That doesn’t feel like a Level Playing Field of course I’m only playing around this build is fantastic it’s such a cool concept the Redstone I’m sure is going to be working properly I can’t wait to see these robots fight what why have I been banned what have I done I haven’t

Done anything I’ve only had things done to me you can’t ban me I should be banning you I’m Banning myself because you’re a nasty guy my door is still totally broke and my base is still totally filled with eggs now I could do something about this you know I could I

Could break them with pistons or I could drop them so they break but that sounds incredibly boring so instead I’m gonna work on my base it’s time to build up the pillars so the first thing I had to do is gather up some resources and then work out where the Tower actually starts

From because I definitely didn’t want to get that part wrong and then it was a case of actually working out how tall is going to be now in my creative testing world for this build everything is considerably shorter and the towers themselves are actually quite small and

They look a little bit Stumpy I would say so I decide decided to increase the height of them and then also increase the Y value based on the increased height of the actual structure itself that’s a very fancy way of saying this build is 30 blocks taller than the one

That’s in my creative mode testing world and then each one of the little notchbacks the little things that slope off the tower are 10 block increments and that that just gives a really nice proportion everything looks cool especially when we get all of the wood involved and then that goes away and it

Just Fades away to the two spikes I think it looks fantastic and then on the diagonals they’re considerably shorter than the straight ones which just really adds to the whole depth of the structure is it obvious that I’m running out of building terms I mean I’m really scrambling here but I’m really happy

With all the proportions I think it looks great when you’re looking at it from the bridge and it also looks great when you’re looking at it from the side where you can see the full bottom half of the structure those are the two things I’m having to balance here and

I’m now questioning whether I should actually put something above the towers floating I mean it feels like the bass lends itself to that but I’m not sure what it will be yet you can let me know down in the comment section this is so incredibly awesome and the best possible

News that I have recently received is that we are currently standing on why 280 and green space is only at y270 so I now have the tallest base in this area uh please ignore Tango’s Citadel and also whatever that thing is and potentially Scar’s castle if my render distance was

High enough I have the tallest base in this area which means I am the coolest person in this area everyone knows that’s how it works and also look how fun this is look I can just jump and look how long I can free fall for

This is just it’s so much fun kind of want to do that in VR but also I definitely think I would I would hit the floor both in Minecraft and also in real life this is actually a pretty accurate representation of how I would feel if I

Did that in VR but yeah absolutely chapter bits with this thing absolutely jump to bits with the proportions I think it just it all fits in so well together I love how small the Vault now looks this it looks so so impressive I don’t want to keep bringing up the

Previously exploded base but I feel like it’s worth mentioning I think one of the main reasons why that sort of failed as a concept was because it was just too similar in scale to the Vault it just didn’t it didn’t look any bigger it didn’t look any more impressive it just

Kind of looked like an extension of the Vault that was a little bit busy and it just had a little bit too much going on whereas this they are very clearly separate entities but also living the same sort of family the same Evil dark Deco family I saw that phrase from a

Comment and I’m keeping it now but yeah ridiculously please so I mean now now I’ve procrastinated Enough by building up my base I guess I should remove some eggs I’m just going to set a timer for like an hour and a half and just see if

I can make my way through some I hate everything about this is how I felt at the starts but then I realized I have a big brain and I can place a lever on the side or top or anywhere on a piston power it that will cause the Piston to

Extend very quickly breaking the lever so then I only really have to right click twice and then break once and I don’t need to worry about having any blocks to place the power ring thing on so really this is this is just ridiculously fast they’re actually incredibly satisfying to do I hate to

Say it especially if you get a bunch of them in a row and you can just like push Pistons through the eggs it’s great fun it was so much fun that actually I got a bit carried away and started clearing up the back of Green Space which is the most pointless thing I

Could have possibly done with my time but I was just too busy enjoying myself with that now done it’s time for a meeting you’re looking excellent thank you thank you oh yeah I forgot to mention I had some Buttercup skins made for us I want glasses like yeah I can’t

Have glasses like yours because my eyes are too long you can we can use some some specially made long glasses you know being a problem my mind on to like how would they even work like they’d just come down like to like basically your mouth that would be a real problem your base

Yes are you done I know I’m Gonna Leave it you could leave it right there and it it could be done that looks pretty cool to me yeah from one angle we can’t all build bases like you buddy where is scar we’re meant to be having a meeting if it’s a yawning

With love hello oh hey guys I was placing bets that we were coming and he’d just be mid-yawn but this was much better now I had a little bit of tunes going over here I haven’t seen it this is the Cookie Shop I’ll be honest with you I

Completely forgot that you were doing cookies yeah yeah an integral part of the plan but it’s excellent that you’ve constructed it this is a great very integral part step right up free cookies get in there guys grab one free Buttercup cookies delicious buddy I’ve got hunger it’s making me hungrier what are they

Kid it’s a chicken it’s not a cup of cookies they’re actually chicken cookies yeah no wonder they’re making you sick this is not it’s uncooked chicken cookies yes why well first of all it’s delicious and you know it deep down inside it’s pretty good very Moorish I have poisoned him he is

Weakened yeah we can take advantage of him right so he so you’ve so you’ve but here’s the thing you’ve also fed us the same stuff that’s not how like a poisoning works you don’t just poison everyone okay you’re meant to poison someone specific guys but by the way

Have you seen somebody has infiltrated our camp and they’ve labeled Mike my tent a toilet have you seen them [Laughter] I don’t quite understand how your tent is only big enough for a toilet oh yeah I don’t I don’t know either it’s it’s one of those it’s like a reverse Tardis

It looks like it will be a lot bigger do you know what Mumbo you might have the best 10 ever if we’re eating raw chicken cookies yeah it’s like a head you know yeah is that okay well for a start I heard that he loves live laugh love

That’s on his base we were streaming I think TCG in someone’s um said why don’t you put like a jelly hang like hang in there cat like Jelly’s girl I got a little requests for peace love and plants I mean that’s he’s loving plants that’s always a that’s a good little

Saying as well we could do that in cursive you could even add some like Vines and stuff it would look really nice and floral um yeah yeah no you stop quietly get back into position was that you have you guys have you guys suddenly just become a lot more doc-esque or is he

Around oh no I see some quartz did you say squirts or quartz what would make me say squats there’s so many sniffers I’m in the nether I’m literally in the nether there is so many and there’s are they even there’s a mutated there’s a mutated

How long it took me to make this hole and Doc’s just giving it all away why did you need a disguise if your base is hidden that just seems like strange extra steps what are you wearing men what’s wrong with you what are you talking about laughing and loving though

I mean look can we just take it we’re all grown humans can we just take a moment and look at what we look like look at this chicken chicken cookies and you guys are dressed up like a sniffer yeah Doc is literally the bottom of a sniffer and you’re

Talking about us being adults I could have called him a bottom sniffer I missed the opportunity there’s no door I didn’t want to touch anything I was super careful I’m scared I’m so scared when do we launch whatever you do whatever you do do not activate

The robot until the door has hit the floor because I’m I’m like 99 sure it’s gonna be level but it might not gentlemen are you ready day one uh we are ready totally ready yeah get it get out of the pot yeah yeah you can’t look you can’t look

Is there any rules to the uh no no of course not this is a street Room yeah this is a street Roblox I see oh I know um Okay cool so all right um count down in chat and then we launch yeah that sounds good I’m scared scar I’m really scared genuinely

Legitimately scared remember you look look you’ve Clear Eyes Mumbo you’ve got clear eyes I can’t even remember what Observer I need to click on oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh wait you have to you have to hit one yeah I have to manually do this this is this yeah yeah

Maybe you put like a sign like push here to start bot I didn’t think to do that because I thought I wouldn’t forget but now I’m nervous and now I’ve forgotten which one I have to click on does it walk over this little Trench oh great are we going oh oh okay

Yes it’s Volcan it’s moving it’s going green that was so close and it was at this moment we realized we could no longer hear green having used the voice chat mod for many years now on the hermitcraft server with no fault whatsoever Suddenly at this exact moment

It just it bugged out so we were frantically trying to relog test hello hello oh no no no and each time we did re-log somebody wouldn’t be able to hear somebody else and these two robots were gradually approaching one another so then we had the genius idea that we all re-log at

Once and that solved the issue but created a much bigger problem okay there we go hello can we all hear each other yes oh my goodness yeah why is the robot stop unloaded China no oh no oh make it work I can’t I don’t have any

Does anyone have a lever or a torch or anything it must be a torch I just need to trigger The Observer oh my goodness this could not have gone much worse why are you oh it’s broken but I can’t fix it it’s broken it’s actually broken yeah it’s it’s broken

It’s broken are you sure yeah yeah no it’s done like it’s compressed itself so it’s done because somebody passed me an energy yeah oh oh oh oh oh I’ve worked out which one’s broken okay record again ready three two one you got this mobile you got this let’s move it again They could stop and start it could do his own thing oh my goodness and now what we just we wait well we wait yeah I know we wait robot wars is a little more interesting no don’t say that don’t say that dude the girl poops

It does it oh it does oh it does it’s Hoops TNT it’s fine remember which one it was what is that have you seen in stock your TNT cannon space in the wrong way guys are doing is destroying the perimeter of the perimeter that’s literally all it’s

Doing look how it’s walking as well it’s got like a little hop skip but like perhaps Skip and jump it’s quite sweet I need a good I want a good view for this yeah yeah yeah yeah actually we might be in the blasto we should probably step away a little bit

You know we’ve got plenty of time we can just make a little viewing that’s true that’s true let’s go well I’m I’m so I’m so curious get the captain has to go down with a ship if this works the decapitated goat in about five seconds yes yes [Laughter]

I think if the goat can still walk all the way to the camp it wins if this walks I’m I will I will shed a small tear I just want that known make sure this is a fair fight I’ll I’ll remove the remaining blocks of the Buttercup all right well okay it’s broken

Yeah we won why I reckon we won Mutual destruction on this one boys yeah yeah definitely Ren whoa what was that whoa dude well I I gave him balloons peace love laughing loving and they just threw him down to the spawn foreign guys this is gonna go for my base

Yeah we can guys this is gonna go for my base I mean it’s not doing anything at this point in time I’m not threatening right we can just we’ll just fly up no just fly just just TNT wait wait hold on what do you mean that’s TNT hold on wait

Wait wait wait wait guys guys if started directly is it directly over the goat can we stop it at the goat and let it it might be open oh it is dropping TNT it’s dropping TNT to build up another name wait wait a second wait a second they’ve got firework launches dogs

Firing them How far back do we want it to go I mean I mean I think we want to make sure it blows up a good amount of his base the goat’s going go away close to my face oh dear oh no oh yes whoa oh oh no mistake [Laughter] get out of here somebody

Oh my graceful thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life oh my goodness oh my oh dude I’ve never sweat so much because your stupid flower broke I miscalculated where the positions will be and I bumped my own goals you did you did that your incompetence is your strongest power yeah I think

That’s the perfect phrase to end this on I hope you enjoyed this very chaotic and mildly stressful episode of hermitcraft I’ve aged about 35 years and uh yeah I’ll catch you in the next one see ya