I made you guys a deal if this video gets 50 000 likes and everyone watching subscribes I’ll make an eight minute version and you guys smash that goal so as promised here it is fortnite kid versus Minecraft kid eight minutes this is gonna be crazy bro my crap good Roasting you is like a free XP farm oh yeah okay well roasting you is like cranking 90s on my grandma and she’s dead you’re so bad at roasting a gas spits more fire you’re like the opposite of Midas when you touch something it doesn’t turn to Gold it turns to crap well you’re like a snow golem you seem strong but you only have two hearts I only need two hearts to beat you you can’t handle my diamond sword sword sword You’re so dumb you would use a push bomb in the desert you probably can’t even craft a crafting table you probably can’t even greedy Talking to you is like talking to a villager huh you make no sense and sound like an idiot well I bet you’re a default skin at least in Minecraft I don’t have to pay for skins whatever you have no v-bucks yeah because I don’t need them you’re literally in chapter two season Six I don’t get it it means you suck you’re so useless you’re a golden hoe as ninja would say the you say to me you little it’s a tool 88 oh you’re so fat you’re the meteor that took out Dusty Depot you’re so ugly even the mobs run away From you oh yeah where you’re built like fish sticks and I don’t mean fish stick well you’re a bit like an Enderman cool that means I’m super tall yeah but you’re also super lanky and super scrawny whatever you’re just like Jonesy what you’re a basic white dude that no One cares about oh wow did you just look in the mirror shut up I’ll box you like a fish why would you box a fish it’s an expression it means I’m gonna kick your butt oh well your mom is so dumb she can’t even use a furnace yeah were your mom’s so Dumb she came and built a wall well you’re so ugly you make a zombie look pretty well you’re so ugly you look like moisty merman well your mom is so ugly she looks like a creeper well your mom is so ugly she’s part of poor nightmares stop copying my jokes and changing the Words stop copying my words and changing the jokes what are you even saying you’re the reason they added Bots to lobbies you probably can’t even use a bow and arrow well actually those are in fortnite oh yeah you’re as useless as a great pistol well you’re as dumb as a slime You don’t even have a victory umbrella well I bet you can’t even use Redstone right I bet you can’t even survive the first storm cycle okay but you want to survive one night on Hardcore Mode funny because I lasted more than one night with your mom Bro that’s too far yeah you’re right I’m sorry it’s all good you’re so stupid you would sleep in the nether all right good night gamer you’re so lame you would hide in the bush all games you’re so fat you take up a whole chest you’re so useless I wouldn’t even bother Reviving You why don’t you pretend we’re near a warden and shut up I would destroy you in a 1v1 no you wouldn’t I have full netherite armor oh yeah well I got a gold scarf and Max Max come at me you can’t even beat the ender dragon imagine dragons no ender dragon imagine dragon These nuts on your face shut up that was stupid you’re so dumb you’re an NPC oh yeah I know mob’s smarter than you you have no Crown wins well you have no ender dragon heads Imagine Dragons no not falling for that again fine you’re so dumb you would die from Fall damage You’re so dumb you probably think Herobrine is real well yeah he is he’s right over there what got you idiot whatever you probably think the Earth is flat well is it I don’t know I think it’s a cube I just think it’s one Island yeah I don’t know the only thing I know For certain is that you’re stupid no you’re stupid you probably can’t even craft a pickaxe well in fortnite you spawn with one because it’s the better game wait fortnite has pickaxes yeah you use it to break things and then you use the mats you get to build cool bases Wait really yeah it’s a lot of fun that sounds a lot like Minecraft really yeah you get resources of your pickaxe and then you build a base and kill things whoa that’s basically fortnite that’s crazy I guess I gotta check out Minecraft right it’s a lot of fun no Eddie fortnite is way better it sounds like Minecraft just copy fortnite technically Minecraft is the OG Battle Royale so fortnite copied Minecraft well can you floss an emo in Minecraft no then it’s dumb dancing on someone’s dead body is the best part of a battle royale whatever at least my YouTuber didn’t Floss in front of a crowd at New Year’s and see no movement I’m not seeing enough movement well at least my YouTuber didn’t take his mask off and then get bullied into putting it back on hi take that back right now you wish you were dream he’s amazing dream SMP more Like dream sucks my pee get it like penis shut up you’re so ugly you need to wear a pumpkin on your head well you’re so ugly you make dream look high hold up so I know dream has a like occult-like following in the Minecraft community so I just want to step in right now and say this is a joke I don’t hate dream I love dream don’t cancel me okay back into the skit dream sucks whatever you look like ninja in that one stream where you look dead and done with life You are you just have to say that you’re fine when you’re not really fine but you just can’t get into it because they would never understand well you look you look for theater that’s Star Wars not fortnite Star Wars is in fortnite idiot oh that’s cool yeah Your aim is so bad you make a stormtrooper look like a pro you would lose a 1v1 against a skeleton well you’re so dumb you would die jumping from the BattleBots well you’re so dumb you would dig straight down I bet you wouldn’t last two minutes in tilted Towers well you want to last one minute in the end well your mama’s so fat her hitbox takes up the whole screen your mom is so fat she’s in every biome at once oh yeah well your mama’s so fat the battle must can’t fly when she’s in it Well your mom is so ugly she was the inspiration for the warden your mama’s so dumb she doesn’t know how to thank the bus driver well your mom is so fat she doesn’t bounce off slime blocks your mama’s so fat she’s always in the storm your mama’s so fat a piston Camp over Well you’re so fat that every time you move it’s a fortnight live event you wish you were as cool as me says the guy that plays Minecraft says the loser that plays fortnite well fortnite has Chung League yeah well we have Steve [Laughter] sauce shut up I bet all my v-bucks you Can’t ride a rocky yeah well you probably can’t even ride a minecart you definitely aren’t even subbed to humor in actually I am here’s Minecraft videos are really funny oh I’m running out of fortnite insults oh good good thank God I’m out of Minecraft insults cool cool This was fun yeah let’s do this again something what up losers I’ll put my balls in your face what’s up quick guys it’s currently 6 a.m and I leave for VidCon in an hour but you guys broke the 50 000 likes on the short so fast I spent the past three Days writing editing creating recording making this video so I really hope you guys enjoyed if you did subscribe and all that YouTube stuff whatever I usually say I gotta go to bed I love you guys Video Information
This video, titled ‘Fortnite Kid VS Minecraft Kid Roast Battle’, was uploaded by Hew Moran on 2023-09-28 21:00:12. It has garnered 81430 views and 6472 likes. The duration of the video is 00:08:18 or 498 seconds.
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