From the series that changed a geometric gaming landscape forever and the brilliant mind behind it all becomes a bold new direction for the series making it a low effort diablo clone minecraft dungeons rock out with your block out in the Minecraft world once again as mo yang throws out another game whose main Purpose is to remind people that minecraft exists as dungeons attempts to supplement the robust creation simulator with baby’s first linear isometric dungeon crawler in an extremely casual button masher with almost no mechanics to speak of that feels like it’s from the ps1 era I mean you can say it’s for Kids but even kids can figure out real ass minecraft thrash your way through the mini Kubik environments of dungeons as a generic classless hero where your main customization choice is how much denim you want to wear who is questing to stop the arch illage from taking over The I guess this server a thing they barely bothered to explain and just sort of assume you’ll care about as you run through eerie swamps forests and caves pressing a on their inhabitants appreciating the occasional non-standard minecraft block they threw in to make this game look slightly less like it’s a Hundred years old then move on to a new level to do the same exact thing until the final showdown in a gameplay loop so obvious you wondered why they even bothered with a narrative look all I’m trying to say is the last time minecraft tried to have a plot a whole company Went bankrupt Slash and shoot your way through waves of iconic enemies from the series flailing wildly at anything that’s in your kill radius compulsively picking up the sweet sweet loot that will be obsolete in the next few seconds and of course never mining anything because why would you want a Minecraft spin-off to Have that as you fight a constant battle against the game’s real enemy falling asleep while you’re playing it then tell yourself that this is a baby game for infants and crank the difficulty up until you start getting absolutely ravaged by a bunch of different colored rectangles and realize that making the Enemies do half your health bar in a hit isn’t making this game any more fun but at least playing it that way doesn’t feel like chugging a bottle of pixelated xanax snatch up the gobs of loot that minecraft has to offer as it replaces any sort of builds or character Progression with artifacts that will have you flying across the map shooting laser beams and summoning dogs and enchant abullah quipment that will let you customize your abilities to become a lean mean Krieger killing machine right up until you get a better item and immediately Salvage the old one leaving You without any real attachment to your character or build and no reason to replay it once you’re done other than a pure animal lust for watching numbers go up that literally any mobile game could satisfy not only was this game clearly designed for children but I’m pretty Sure it was designed by people who hate children so put on your shiny new armor blocks for a game that doesn’t have anything to do with what makes minecraft great and does it really do anything special with the genre either but will make your children go that’s the guy from the good Game I play so hey I guess you nailed it mo yang congratulations starring the Anjali green dildo the blocking dead bone hurt juice new Slenderman the illage people kratos king Liguria mr. mosquito and whole roderick pews roblox immortal you know if you ran gauntlet dark legacy at the lowest resolution i Bet you couldn’t even tell the difference tell us what you’d like to hear in my honest voice in the comments below you’re gonna need a bigger boat welcome back mr. Anderson we missed you it’s not a graduation he’s moving from the fourth grade of the fifth grade I Will find you and I will eat you school school never changes Video Information
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