Hostage Crisis in Minecraft!!

All right listen here you two we have about 15 minutes before my dog gets blown up by this kidnapper got it what what happened to your dog was he kidnapped yeah yeah keep up okay and I need you guys to just get rid of him he’s on the balcony I’m pretty sure what

Is going on there’s police officers everywhere what’s happening listen here if you two can’t handle him I have to handle him got it and you don’t want me to do that uh oh okay was this what you meant by when we were called in as negotiators exactly now hurry up maybe

You could escort us oh my gosh he’s killed two people already oh no you haven’t seen the other one two it looks like four looking uh uh uh uh hello is that wo wo whoo wo right there is fine right there is just fine okay I got this Daisy hold on Yo calm

Down yo I am unarmed I completely okay okay I’m completely unarmed I have nothing I’m not like them okay chill okay okay I I will jump I will jump okay okay chill chill look I I’m The Negotiator I was sent here to to talk business with you okay listen I’m going

To stand right over here okay yeah yeah I I like that I like the sound of that listen what what can we say or what can we do to make things a little bit easier okay I I just want Cherry to do the right thing and give me all the items

Back that she stole like I did the right thing and kidnapped her dog okay um do we have like a list of items like what type of stuff are we talking about here are we talking about dirt blocks cobblestone stuck on this balcony for 4

Weeks of course I’ve got a list for you okay we’ll be right back with your stuff all right make it quick I’m actually kind of hungry he’s going to eat the dog oh my gosh okay okay let me read the book okay let me read the book and see

What he wants but diamond pickaxe some healing who these are pretty big items hold up these how much does Cherry owe this guy how much hases Cherry stolen Cherry steal we got to talk to her okay Cherry you still here okay uh listen the guy outside said that he wanted these

Items or something that you stole from him in return for the dog I didn’t take these items besides I don’t have them what but he clearly said that you borrowed them from him and then never gave them back I don’t know what he’s talking about okay is that a block of

TNT oh you you don’t need to see that that’s the second option well if you don’t have the items then how are we okay well hold on let’s just go maybe we can go Daisy I have an idea maybe we can just go mine some stuff real quick and get it

Back no you guys can’t leave the building what do you mean what I want this done right now if not that TNT right there it’s going off what but but we can’t get all these items in that wait how much time I think you guys got

About 12 minutes right now so good luck 12 minutes 12 minutes to get all this stuff we have to find it here cuz we we’re not allow to go outside yeah you may want to start looking uh UHA what’s first on the list uh it says it’s a

Diamond pickaxe but where we supposed to get a diamond pickaxe check is there anything here oh over here over here there’s two diamonds Hey listen to me you can negotiate all you want out there but if I catch you meddling around in this crime scene I will bearing an arrow so deep beside

Your I’m sorry sir I’m sorry okay Daisy run away run away Daisy we have a pickaxe to M the diamonds but also the guard is very on guard with us which you know is his job okay so we need to figure out a way to get the diamonds

From the Shelf in order to make the pickaxe without the swap member knowing let me think I got an idea give me the pickaxe okay I have an idea how about you give me the pickaxe and I’ll go mine them you distract the guard um uh tell

Him that story about the trout or something that that really you know entertained me hey hey hey hey guard M I’m on guard can’t talk uh but I wanted to tell you a story you was listen to a child story right yeah let me hear it okay so I have

This one friend his name is trout and like you see he swims in the sea and with the sea yeah with the sea he fell into this hole and then he made it with another fish and then they birthed more fish and then the next thing you know a

Shark came and ate all their [Laughter] children that’s pretty good oh oh oh oh that that’s the end of my story you know I might tell you more sometime but uh we we got to go to the washroom okay bye okay Daisy I got it but there’s only what I think this is

Occupied get out get get out get out get out go go in the lobby go in the lobby okay daisy look I got two diamonds but and besides that too Daisy we still don’t have any sticks sticks oh God I mean there’s wood everywhere we can we

Can take some from here right that’s true but we don’t want to damage the premices they’re going to notice if a block of wood is missing I mean I can’t you’re so smart that the bamboo will grow yes you’re so smart oh my God yeah I forgot I mean yeah yeah exactly

And we can use the bamboo to make two sticks oh my God I’m so Proud okay okay that very funny but that’s aside the point Daisy we need to find a third diamond where are we supposed to get a third diamond from I mean we could just look around right I guess but what are the odds that there’s going to be a third Diamond nearby I

Mean oh look a chest oh look a diamond what wow everything’s just here huh all right you mine it okay did you get the diamond I I did I did and and I told you you were too mean okay my bad my bad ah whatever we just need a crafting table

Oh but there’s no come on we got to look for one there has to be one here somewhere uh is there one in the Kitchen perfect perfect there’s one right here okay I’m going to craft the diamond pickaxe now Daisy hey you want shark tag

With me oh wow that guy is not doing his job but look what I got okay we can give it to him now right um we I think we should get one more item first just to be safe okay uh what’s the next on the list uh a healing

Potion a healing any healing a strength two healing potion strength two I mean and not just any potion but a healing potion too I don’t know how to make potions um okay hold on I got to remember how to do it um okay for a healing potion I think what we needed we

Needed uh a glistening melon oh and we need a bottle of water we need a bottle of water Daisy bottle of water well we need a bottle first but I don’t think there oh all right oh and there’s a melon here they look at the melon that

Water is actually pretty good sorry I I was did you drink it I here Daisy be careful you don’t have that much water okay so we have the water we have the melons but don’t we need golden gold for for gisting melons golden nuggets yeah where do we get golden nuggets in here

No one keeps gold in their house we’re going to have to look for some Daisy and hurry why is there so much bread here W I said a bread trap what what are you doing that’s my bread trap oh sorry sir uh you you just got to redo the entire

Thing again how did you get through my bread trap so fast how did you do that maybe consider uh toast okay thank you done yo you good I heard someone was making a bread trap yeah I made a bread trap but oh it’s the corner through it

Somehow oh sorry I was involved into the B poop in the corner here what there is gold okay here I’m going to mine it real quick make sure no one can see us I got it but don’t we need to smelt this Miss we don’t have

Coal we’re going to have to find some in order to do it M look around oh wait a minute Daisy wasn’t there a Christmas tree nearby there was maybe christm what was that sound sorry sorry you know you know a child like me uh I I

I I love creas I just wanted to smell the Christmas tree you know in peace you didn’t tell her that Santa wasn’t real please she’s like what she’s like I don’t know 37 something oh my bad how about you go do your job sorry I’ll go hey could you

Point that over there instead who’s not real oh uh I I don’t know how to deal with crying children oh C okay okay okay I got it I got it I got it I got it uh I got itally feeling so much better I’m s feeling so much better you know I I think I should uh go to the to the washroom to clean my face maybe

The kitchen instead oh kitchen yeah you we only have nine more minutes buddy okay okay all right okay uh all right we can use the coal to smelt the gold I also got these other weird items in there too there was like a blaze rod iron ingot and some obsidian The Blaze

Rod we need Blaze Rod to to to make the Brewing St work oh okay Daisy you get that ready all right you do that okay I got the gold and if we put the gold in the crafting recipe we make golden nuggets so we don’t have nether or oh

Shoot you’re right Daisy we’re going to have to find some here you take the melons the water bottle and the Nuggets get the potion ready I’ll go find um I’ll go look for some NE wart maybe I could pick it off of this guy’s face what hello oh you have a really nice

Skin care shoot you don’t have any warts hey Cherry uh you want I think you oh what is that on your face you you have a Wood’s on my face you have a wart on your nose Cherry don’t look at it I got face hit perfect yeah maybe should go check

The bath what the you said I have a nice face yeah no one’s ever been that nice to me before oh thank you I you want to get married you and me right now we run you better not be flirting with them it’s notop flirting it’s love isn’t that

What flirting is oh I guess tell you what give me give me three business days to think about it okay okay I’ll see you soon my love don’t call me that my husband what do you want me to call you uh well I need the three business a to

Think about it so give it some thought I’m sorry give me a second need another brother I know my bad my bad my bad my bad okay wait we need a healing potion strength too right what you said I had a war I don’t have a war I was just

Pulling your leg anyway Daisy did didn’t we need a strength two healing potion oh oh yeah how are we supposed to get that what do we need to make it stronger isn’t it glow stone oh really I think so oh thank you Daisy we need like a piece

Of Glowstone to make the potion stronger where are we supposed to get a piece of glow stone glow stone I mean all the lights are maybe this one I don’t know wait this one’s glowstone Daisy no better not break my lamp oh uh fine fine fine I won’t J what are we

Supposed to do with Miss little Fancy Pants over there trying to sabotage our plans what did you say uh uh uh uh I don’t don’t worry I I I got this hey Cherry you know how we’re friends right oh yeah we’re we’re friends right yeah

Uh so so I wanted you know you to help me with my hair cuz I it’s it’s so uh totally long long and unable to contain so if you follow me you have short hair what do you mean uh I mean you got some dangerous but yeah yeah yeah just help

Me with that real quick just in the washroom over here I mean okay oh in the bedroom over here Wow Cherry really is easy very gullible huh okay there’s the glow stone taken care of ooh and it still has light that’s good okay Nether wart all right

We put it inside we have the glistening melon here you put it actually here’s the glow stone get the potions ready I’m going to look into getting the third item uh an an we going need iron for that what in the world are you guys doing over here uh

Bartending I thought you just needed food oh yeah I got a little thirsty you know I I had some really dry rice so I I needed to wash it down with something I’ll let you guys take care of that uh we’re going to need more iron where did

I get some more iron from there’s no iron in this entire oh there’s one okay I can come back for that one where else is there there’s another one okay okay okay uh uh occupado hey don’t look at me I don’t care for my husband I still

Don’t want you meddling with the crime scene I I need privacy and if we’re going to be if we’re going to do this we need to set boundaries I guess you’re right I trust you how did even kiss me through the mask just get the iron yeah okay I got

The iron block um oh there’s some more soap soap oh gosh whoever owned this house got the wrong idea if this if they thought this was soap I that for their skin Oh I did it the potion that’s the second item perfect that’s two of the items we can

We can go to the guy now are you ready not really but let’s go anyway all right be careful Daisy be careful he’s still a criminal okay uh you going to be okay he’s still breathing he’s still breathing stay calm Mark oh my gosh Mark

Let me stay calm let me B I love Etho it’s me Swan Ronson are you okay what happened I love you oh my gosh dying s he did this for you okay okay stay in there Daisy we got to give them the items quickly we can’t afford another

Death I wasn’t watching hostage movies and taking notes you were okay okay calm down look we don’t need any more needless bloodshed I got you two of the five items yes and these personally were given to you from Cherry right yes yes yes 100% we were not even all y y get

Out of here these guards are really fragile okay okay we’re hurrying the next one is an anvil come on Daisy we got to find all the iron in the house and bring like Battle Ship we’re hurrying we’re hurrying look around daisy look for all the iron wait there

Was one up here a shoot but I lost the pickax you still have your pickaxe right yeah quick mine it mine it Daisy mine it here mine the PC mine the PC okay how many blocks is that that’s two blocks okay so that’s blocks of iron we need three ingots

Daisy there’s one in here and oh Squid Ink spaghetti why is this in here that’s disgusting all right well that’s two more pieces of iron we need two more pieces of iron wait I found another there’s one in the furnace okay that’s three we just need one more okay well

That’s three it’s do you have any more iron Daisy uh I don’t think so what are you punching on oh this I don’t know that’s the last piece of iron we need what but this is my munching Daisy we only have five more minutes before he’s going to give me the piece of

Iron okay okay with this we can gra craft an anvil while I’m doing that we need Beacon oh my gosh a beacon beacon a beacon are you guys making a beacon I don’t really have a uh maybe you do realize there’s a beacon over here right there’s what you got to

Be kidding me it’s been there this whole time by the way you only have a minute you should have told us to soon her oh my one more minute e there was no point Daisy grab it grab it just grab the grab the beacon yo list enough everything’s

Going to be okay man get yourself together my fian just died oh oh oh gosh there funny fish in the sea uh maybe talk to that guy hey Hey [Applause] sir hey how are you doing oh hi hey you know we’re back we’re back we have we have a few more of

The things you bring the chicken MCD nuggets this time we brought something better oh oh better oh yeah oh we got an anvil yeah and a beacon oh my beacon yes yes that that’s not it is it no there’s still a couple more things we we don’t

Have a lot of time though Daisy listen listen you do not want me to ruin my perfect record would you oh my god of course of course not the last things are airpods and I don’t know why nuggets were written here did you write these Daisy did you write this in here

No I never even touched that stupid book ah you freaking wrote In Here didn’t you it was airpods where are we supposed to get airpods from oh have you never heard Minecraft airpods let me show you Etho I just need you to get me some iron boots

Iron boots but where’s a lot of iron Daisy it has to be some somewhere right wait I’m going to have to ask Cherry that’s our only option we’ve used up all the iron Cherry Cherry it’s an emergency I need w w I just need okay I need you

To do me ass Sal okay this is the one thing I’m asking of you do you have any iron to spare uh yeah I’ve got about a stack wine just I just need four of those just four little pieces that’s it is it going to help yes absolutely I

Promise um okay I guess okay I’m going to make the uh the iron boots I don’t know why we would need iron boots but why do we need iron boots again just give me it okay we take this right we take this okay follow me okay we don’t

Have a lot of time left Daisy are you sure this is going to work Daisy we literally have a minute before the TNT look at them they’re all getting ready too um if it doesn’t work I’ll be we’ll be dead it’s it’s fine stay back we have

The last thing we we we have the last thing we have the last thing I feeling jumpy you better throw it over airb airpods baby let’s go let’s go uh I’m going to jump what we got you everything you wanted we literally got you everything you ever

Wanted thanks guys um I I don’t really I I kind of like it up here uh being a hostage negotiator this is kind of fun wait so I did all that for nothing uh yeah yeah I’m I’m I thought it was just going to be like funny I didn’t think you were

Going to actually give me the stuff bro look around you you’ve killed off so many of her officers one of them was a fiance he was going to get married is this how you want to go out as a martyr as a fool as a schemer someone who stop calling me no names

Okay listen listen this all started with you and it can all end with you with a simple action let the dog go um Let The Dog go don’t don’t you like that I will use my magic and teleport out of here please please Mr duck please out of I’m begging

You just for my sake and for my little sister don’t do this just let the dog go and this does not have to go off I don’t want to die okay okay you you know I’ll drop the dog I’ll drop the dog I’m definitely allergic anyway so you know

It’s a win-win for me perfect defin allergic okay okay there you come here come here puppy oh wow oh my dog you should probably get out of here though just find the way yeah go run run now I get safe passage out of here right oh no buddy this is going on right

Now he fell off anyway he fell off anyway