How I Almost Got Banned on this SMP

Singular golden player oh this is me at a mere four hearts and falling to my impending doom if you’re wondering how we got here let’s go a bit back when i got added to the lifesteal smp now this is known as one of the deadliest minecraft servers however when season 3

Was about to begin and everyone was gathered around the circle i was i was asleep yeah not my proudest moment anyway the main thing that sets this smp apart is that every time you kill a player you gain a heart but every time you die you lose a heart so i went ahead

And walked into the server for the first time oh my god i do not trust anyone i don’t even know i don’t know who to team with i don’t know what to do this looks good no no no yeah after only a couple of minutes of

Joining the s p i had already died and lost my very first heart so i guess i’m on nine hearts now that that that’s fun let’s just get some wood this has not been the greatest start for the season yet but we’ll figure it out i’m sure Oh no no no Oh my god no way i died again however not all hope was lost because another team actually decided to save me you seem to have died do you need help i can make you yeah we can make you armor but after being given some starter gear i realized something far worse i

Suck at minecraft and i was already down to eight hearts now something i forgot to mention is that losing all your hearts gets you permanently banned from the server all right see you guys thank you for the escort no problem see you dude but after getting geared

Back up i did one of the stupidest things i could possibly do okay i mean seven hearts that’s not that bad nope it gets even worse 30 seconds of poison dude i needed a plan and fast because at this rate i would literally be banned off the server alright to begin something that

Most powerful players on the server have is a secret base and if i want to make my own i would need a super advanced entrance system that would be incredibly hard to find a tree hey if it works it works it is time to enchant we have our books

Our weather 12 13 14 15. uh how do you build it again Level 30. after enchanting the next addition to my bunker had to be villagers now i think i speak for everyone when i say villagers are the most annoying mobs in minecraft but they’re also useful so come on villager build your slide go down my slide yes we was not so fun that

Was so fun right oh let’s go mending oh my god after getting some villagers set up i had to go mine for a bit but luck wasn’t on my side again and i would do voices i held my shield what’s your chords planet do you

Need help i’m fine i’m fine i’m fine no i literally and while i was trying to get back into my base this happened waterfalls too do you think people i just died two more times minnie i was now at four hearts i’m too shocked by the way discount and after a bit of

Grinding i was back fo diamond but when i was peacefully running around the server i got a message from a player named clutch saying he had a gift for me i don’t know how to feel about that bro what is that i’m here it’s for you it

Looks like that that thing from fortnite there’s a gift in there did i break it uh i’m just like trying to assure you that you’re not gonna die okay it’s just a little room look what there’s nothing here it’s just this little room i see you can have the gift that’s singular going

There oh my god no no oh no oh bro i honestly don’t know how i felt for that but nonetheless i was now on three hearts this is where it really got stressful because all it took was two axe crits and i’ll be dead so from then

On i just never left my bunker because i did not want to be killed again but everything changed when a player named pair asked if anyone had many books now i just happened to have a mending villager so we hopped in a call to make a deal wait so were you offering

A heart or should i yeah i’m oh you’re offering a heart okay how about 30 bucks in emeralds oh or do you or is is it amount of emeralds on enough because i can get way more or you could just increase the amount of mending votes oh yeah yeah no i can do

That yeah 10 okay 10 minutes for a heart okay for a heart that’s pretty i think no i think that’s a pretty good yeah and a one-time alliance like if we need yeah one time alliance like if we need help for something now this deal seemed great 10 many looks for

One heart but there’s just one tiny problem one mending book cost around 20 emeralds which meant i needed around three stacks of emeralds and i had nowhere near that amount but i had a plan i knew a player named ryden’s already had a huge emerald farm and with

It a huge stash of emeralds so i decided to head over quickly and borrow some emeralds so i could buy the mending and do the deal and everything was going well until oh god since he was on wine now i had to be extra sneaky in case he’s off the base

Is that it wait i need to be like extremely careful if he sees me oh god and with me only being on three hearts i would be an easy kill all right what’s in here no oh my god where’s his emerald stash what’s down here is there something here oh my

God what is this oh oh my god he’s literally here right now if i can go here wait is he still is he still here just wondering oh oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god wait this dude is rich i have no idea where

This this guy’s thing is oh i see his name dude mending books oh there’s not enough oh let’s take a couple of these how much is this more more more more all right oh my god oh my god bro he saw me he saw me he saw me he saw me

He saw me oh no no no ow out vc hello planet oh how did you get here i was joined i was literally right behind you okay listen i can explain i’m okay basically all right start talking okay please don’t kill me okay well you you got you you just you know you

Got a few seconds to start talking man you’re not doing much right now i need emeralds okay and you have a lot so i took some from you okay they’re not they’re not yours oh uh i’ll pay you back eventually okay so those emeralds belong to me how

Many did he even take i took like two stacks what emeralds or emerald blocks emeralds oh no that’s like dude that’s rookie numbers okay you could you could have just said that you just needed a stack of emeralds that’s it yeah so you’re not gonna kill me um

Just one more blow for fun oh my there we go now get out of here before i change my mind okay okay okay okay okay why did you not kill me okay no i don’t know what the way i would do i don’t know i’m out of here what the hell after

That near death encounter that could have been easily avoided if i just asked i bought the many books and went to go do the deal with parrot ten you’re on three hearts what bro how do you live where do we meet up and how do i know

You’re not just gonna kill me but you can’t are you close to spawn yeah i’m pretty close i see you wait wait planet where are you i’m right here i know i am i am so sorry i’m just kidding i’m just kidding here come over here hey bro here is your heart

Let’s go i’m not at three hearts anymore oh my goodness thank you for the deal i’m now slightly less then i had an idea that changed everything you see a lot of people on the server didn’t actually have time to grind tools armor and enchant books because they were too busy you know

Actually making content despite that i could trade with villagers to buy gear and trade it to other players in exchange for hearts so i headed back and started to upgrade my base and after a bit of time my new system was able to produce about a stack of blocks of

Emeralds every hour which would be more than enough to supply any potential buyers and finally i found a player named spectacle who had recently just died and lost all his items and after a lot of negotiation we finally agreed that he would give me one heart for some

Gear emeralds and enchant books like nothing this is so sad is this not tempting look get this uh do you have iron yeah you’ll never have to grind for diamond armor again please what the why is it desperate well i kind of have had a tough a tough

Start all right planet well i’m sad to do this but you have you have started to help me Five hearts oh my god let’s go but only 24 hours later i found another player named ya jiren who also needs some gear so we agreed on one heart for a double chest full of diamond armor and some gear are you ready okay um and there you go

You want to check out the box first it’s gonna kill me or something okay that’s all i’m looking for well i just need i’d need armor for a video and i really just don’t want to bother so you are a real life saver oh thank you oh let’s go

Dude six hearts but then i got approached by so-called heart bank saying they had a special deal for me but then i realized that one of the owners was reduns the guy i literally stole from a couple days ago so either i’m about to get scammed or i’m gonna die oh god

Okay planet we know that you’ve been kind of you know dying in very weird ways you’ve you’ve given me a run from my money with dying in mine okay yeah i got i got the two totems as agreed so let me just let me see i trust you i trust you

I trust me this is an incredible an incredible product of legitimate value and it’s very much authentic uh unlike these hearts but don’t worry about it all right so here you go what these are very much qualifiable hearts why is it a fireworks star instead of another That’s because don’t worry about it oh i can’t wait i can’t click on that what do you mean you may not be able to apply it but it’s it’s yours now yeah okay all right get out of here get out of here please doing this listen listen i feel

The bad for the sake of keeping proper relations yeah oh okay now that’s a real one this is a legitimate i think so did it work yeah yeah oh thank you guys nice also because you’re you’re now a first-time heart bank uh customer would you would you be

Interested in purchasing a based ape nft no oh my god okay i don’t know i don’t know what was going on seven hearts okay i’ll take it now you might be a bit confused as to why i’m trying so hard to get all these hearts because seven is already a

Decent amount not to get banned off the server well ever since clutch killed me with this trap and made me almost get banned i wanted revenge and i had the perfect plan but i needed as many hearts as possible if i wanted it to work so for the remaining three hearts i decided

To use a different method you see there’s actually a crafting recipe that you can use to make hearts which consists of a bunch of expensive materials so i got straight to grinding All right we got our three hearts okay and boom boom boom oh my god we did it i’m finally back at 10 hearts oh my god and now that i could actually fight i had some unfinished business to take care of so i told question on for a cool surprise

I’m at the door are you ready to see my epic surprise what is it well you’ll have to you have to wait and see oh hi okay um so at this point questions i have three or four hearts so he obviously wouldn’t think that i would

Fight him if you want to follow me i can’t tell you that was full of the surprise all right wait one sec okay you can’t trap me when i’m at three hearts oh he actually someone came prepared oh god die wow oh god Oh my god come on i know you’re oh i know you’re oh yes yes yes 11 hearts let’s go gg