How I beat a Hardcore PvP Champion

So me and my buddy mapic two minecraft  hardcore pros duke it out for 500   to see who is the best hardcore player of them  all there are only two simple rules if one of us  

Dies to natural causes the other player wins but  also if one of us kills the other that player wins   there are so many close calls in this video and  it’s super intense now this is hardcore royale   okay okay so what you’re saying is that  i’m a better hardcore player than you  

Sure man let’s go do you really want to do this  now end the video at three seconds with me winning i’m so cool look at that oh okay that  iron i’m not gonna lie i came deadly   close to punching that iron golem maybe  that was my strategy from the beginning  

I don’t know i don’t actually know what that means this is just kind of awkward  right now like i’m just   it’s just kind of like avoiding each other  but we could kill each other at some point what on jpegs uh i did not know that did that much damage what

You know you know how many diamonds i found in   a blacksmith i’m five i found  five diamonds in a blacksmith oh my god oh my god uh truce truce  please help me why would i pigmen oh this is a good time to  actually funny is it so funny oh  

Yeah come here buddy come here how’s  your uh situation right now awesome   like always can you go away uh i mean are you  doing good yeah of course dude stop i don’t   understand how you’re getting away so easily and  i know you have like oh okay i mean i’m not low oh

That is strong oh my god oh my god that is good  i should probably uh heal up before i go there   oh i just have enough oh that’s  so perfect yes oh my god i mean

Hopefully you didn’t find what i found yet all  right i think it’s a time to go up now that it’s   daytime then i totally want that wait is it  actually daytime thank you no it’s night time oh

Oh my god oh my god i’m not even going to try to  hide the fact that i just got something super good   oh i just realized something amazing  that’s op i am i’m so sad dude   you should might as well like kiss the money  goodbye um i’m easily gonna get this money because  

And i’m pretty sure everyone in the  comments section will agree with me hey bud hey you’re like that same bozo okay okay fire oh come here buddy not even why are you running away it actually  did absolutely nothing it’s the funniest part  

How did that i hate how long they take the  charge up i hate it dad i’m not anymore ah i’m honestly i’m not even gonna lie i’m  not trying to over commit to anything yet   i i feel like by the way you’re running away  and i’m at two hearts and still attacking  

You that you’re low right now okay you  know what i i’m just not gonna that’s   not worth it right now it’s i wasn’t low  i was just i have a strategy that you’ll   soon see probably maybe i mean not really  because you could like organize your stuff i’m leaving

Dude there’s no way you’re getting okay so let me so you have diamonds you have  enchanted things and i what do i have iron   oh i see lights does that mean that does mean i  think you’re uh out of your advantages here buddy  

What is that uh i think you could read chat yeah  i can i can i’m not worried i’m enchanter do you   have a chance here yeah i mean but i’m pretty sure  you don’t have as many diamonds as i do right now no not really because i use them all

You really think you’re smart no i wouldn’t say that ah i knew it i knew i heard you i knew it oh i have an idea oh i have an id oh get out of the wall you freaking gopher

No don’t [ __ ] all right you buddy come here  oh i see something high oh oh yeah you have a   uh come here you shooting the crossbow huh uh  nope come here oh my god oh oh oh oh oh okay  

Okay okay okay i have no idea  how you didn’t reach me there oh no where’s your lava bro where’s your lava man uh i would uh be careful if i was you that’s  fine i have a chance i have a such a good idea oh

Oh my god dude you’re not gonna guess  what i just found what did you find coal   dude even more cold oh jpegs are you kidding  i mean actually you know you could have just   created boots so honestly it might not even be  that bad yep that’s what it is definitely boots  

Man i’m just really hoping you didn’t make  out a chess play or something but i i’m just   gonna hope it’s boots but it’s all i can hope  right now i’m joking what nothing actually okay   i can’t tell if you’re hoping or not you better  be happy once i get this achievement okay can  

I say something completely off topic oh  that’s fine actually i really don’t care   what are you gonna get oh this was a really  good spawn oh my god um i just might have so you’re in chance uh they mean nothing now  

They mean absolutely nothing why is that well  i mean you’re not gonna find it anyways because   i’m probably nowhere near you um i’m by a bastion  i found a bastion all right uh something tells me   events are about to transpire you know that oh  really what you’re about to go into another or  

Something yeah i kind of need to pee though i hope  that doesn’t affect my gameplay is that going to   be your reason for losing and losing 500 off  the spot right then there’s no way i lose now so this is the most op thing ever this is so will be

Dude i still can’t even  find the bastion that’s good oh that’s that’s not good  what the hell what what is you   are you here uh i don’t know check chat and look  at the fact that you just got shot by an arrow  

Come here all the brutes oh okay oh do you have  an invisibility potion what is going on no i’m   just above you i probably shouldn’t have said that  you know because you you had no clue where i was huh oh jpegs where are you where are  you going man don’t pull that card  

I thought we were friends bro bro  tangerine now when it comes to 500 here   all right no no that was just  an insult on your mother bro we’re talking about mothers while we’re battling  each other that made that fight so strange i hope  

They realize you realize you could have choose  like a less valuable block to block up with right   guess who has low field guess who’s  low field buddy guess who has low field oh oh my god i’m not low a pigment  just stand right next to me  

Are you gonna come up are you just gonna stay down  there like that cause i know exactly where you are   i could say the same about you couldn’t goodnight how’s your low ground baby well used bro nice oh dude those spectral arrows are strong

Ah i don’t have any blocks  in my hands i mean oh crap nice nice shield block oh i hate to say it i know you’re low i’m not gonna lie  you’re giving me a good amount of arrows yes yes

I know you’re low i know you’re low i  heard that fall damage aha oh come here boy   do you see the enemy stupid idiot  they don’t see me they don’t see me come here boy ah no no

Come here ah oh i gotta run oh this  is so dumb i would have killed you i’m not close by i know where you are i just  can’t get you because of this stupid enderman jfx   what what are you doing um nothing nothing  too great how about i know you sounded like  

You found something pretty great because i did too  nothing is nothing great man i’ll share if you do   um but this thing is like really important  like i don’t know if i want to share this one   all right whatever you want i’m gonna go back and

Did i just no oh i did oh that’s a lot  of them oh that’s unlocked you’re done   you’ve said that a lot and i’m getting  kind of worried for how many uh i’m done and that whatever noise that you  just made dude i sounded like that  

Kitty well i just found something good too  hopefully uh nope this wasn’t good in any way   except i did find something i need for later which  is good oh yeah okay um okay you know what you  

Guys could just fight i’m going to get this that’s  inspiring very dude i think all the villagers died   today all right um okay buddy trade yeah i  mean i’m not training nice um hiding this   that’s going on with you right now yeah  how would you call it the hidingness  

Clever bro i’m doing pretty good right  now i would say so don’t worry about me   i don’t know uh yeah you’re you’re dead now i’ve  had a chance this whole time yeah but they’re   yours my armor is bad your arm is bad yeah and  you have iron enchanted armored i have diamond  

Enchanted armor i pretty sure i have the advantage  here we’ll see i have a few tricks up my sleeve   have you see i just got the best stuff for my  sword oh you’re screwed i’m sorry you’re screwed   dude where even are you i haven’t seen  you since we’ve been in the nether  

Like are you really that unprepared  scared to fight me yep that’s it sure man   i don’t like the way you’re saying that  i feel like you’re stalking me somewhere   what what what oh my god oh you have water  oh my god no i did it i thought it was like  

A skeleton or something oh my god and you have  full diamond oh okay enchanted full diamond you   remember when you were calling me like oh  oh it’s fine i’m pretty good intense too oh you have a bow too huh no  not really like not a good one  

It’s like a half damaged one with  power one get down from there buddy what if i don’t want to idiot face you  look so dumb oh oh where are you going oh my god oh my god you’re so lucky i’m up on a  

Place i couldn’t get down you are so  lucky you should be dead right now i definitely wasn’t a half a heart oh my god that was a good snipe  where are you at bro are you at dude  

I’m gone i’m not coming back oh my god  oh dude you’re so i just used all my   arrows oh i didn’t know it gives you an  achievement well now you know i have a i’m horse a horse dude you get best friends  forever for every animal what what oh my god

What did you do you really thought  you could lose me that easily   come here oh my god this forest is annoying  but you’re so lucky oh you’re gonna get away what happened man i thought you  were i thought you were great oh  

Whoa oh you threw an enterprise i thought  that was a coarse fruit for a second oh these trees where did you go where are you come here why would you go around the iron   oh yes yes come here boy i know you’re low  i know you’re low can now block your water

Oh i was using my pickaxe i  just choked so hard come here oh oh this is this is a quarter ah get over here oscillators oh my god where am i come here boy that just sounded like i  needed to call chris hanson oh god this isn’t good oh this is not good

Come here stay away what are you gonna  do chase me in circles get away buddy come here you’re gonna do there’s a water source come here i told you that knockback would help  there is no way that that knockback actually  

Helped you let’s get this water one let me get up  i can’t get up the water where did you where did   you go did you follow this i took an enderpearl  did you not see me ender pro out of there  

How would you do what how would you  do that you really i thought you said   i thought you said you wouldn’t  lose me that easily where did you go you’re such a liar where could you  interpret to over here dude that’s cap you are you’re bugging

That was a close one though good  battle but uh you’re not winning so oh whoa i didn’t even know like diamonds had like a   new texture i thought it was just  they had like a new block on it

Ah what are you doing in a fortress all right  just looking for chests you know golden apple dude are you actually planning to go into the end   no there was just a blaze in my way bro that’s  all it was oh by the way you’re laughing right  

Now i don’t by the way you’re laughing at  that i’m really i don’t really believe that   do it what are you all right now you’re  just trying to confuse your enemy but   it’s not working i don’t get confused ever  there we go um and i’ve caught up to you  

The things i have right now i’m pretty  stacked and i’m about to be even more stacked i’m so sorry that you have to go through this yeah but why would you get mad for hanging out oh  i got it first try there’s no way oh it has energy  

Um i really like the head i  really like to put it on my head   i’m leaving that out of context  i’m gonna i’m gonna leave   i really like the head out of context oh  my god oh this isn’t good this is good  

Oh that was so serious and i’m probably screwed  now i did it oh i just accidentally threw my sword let’s go i did get a second one yeah you  continue laughing i’m going to win this now yeah yeah you keep laughing no way i  just got all three of these there’s no  

Way you’re dead you are so dead you know why  i’m not worried about the wither why right no way how so fast i literally speed run dude every day  oh my god you said it was under the village huh   yeah i mean you could just  be stalling me right now

Ah found uh i think i found your hole i  found it oh the stronghold that’s fine   i’m ready oh it’s right here it’s  already dead that’s what it is man oh hey buddy don’t look at any intermittent bro oh what are you doing they’re having fun crap

What you doing buddy how’s your enderman how’s  your intimate situation going oh my god let’s   do that holy crap look at the look at the inner  middle dude jpegs what the enderman come here

Oh my god oh ah how is this fair at all i’m  focusing on the dragon nah i need that gateway you   tango with your intermittent friends i’m  not taking one right now that’s for sure oh my god

You are so lucky that the wither just  targeted on me am i lucky that was part   of my plan to bring the wither over here  oh my god this is so chaotic come here buddy video content or winning oh  oh my god oh my god oh my god

It’s the only good thing you could get on  a crossbow oh it’s back oh oh it’s back   come on buddy no i’m in the air oh say goodbye your lawn no ah no yes you can’t land that no yes no i can’t do anything  with the senderman on me no no

Come on come on i’m out of here there’s no way i  just got out of that alive what   hard i don’t even care that you  got i got the xp and i left oh dude what how so [ __ ] dude all right what

Well you’re definitely gone now  before i could even go in this hole   it’s not even worth it at this point  you’re so far away it’s not even worth it   i’ll get other things while you get your  free elytra guess what big big man found  

There’s no way i’m i’m by the way i’m  the one that found something really good   how’s this challenge going for you by the  way you having fun yeah i’m doing pretty good   doing pretty good yeah are you  genius huh for uh spawn and all that  

I’m not worried i already knew you  were going to get it i already knew   oh jpegs guess what i’m guessing you got a  lychee oh i found some good stuff mr pecks come here boy come here i found another one come  here buddy it’s only taking him like one two  

I’m gonna have a full army dude  this is fun you having fun mr jpegs   i am i have something up my sleeve too ah  boys are you ready to go to battle boys this is some techno blade lure right here let’s go oh oh come here buddy hey doing

These stupid skeletons are so hard to fight i swear to god i can’t believe i have to use this skittle did you say you can’t believe you have to  use this kettle ah i really didn’t get it i don’t like the way you gasped no way oh you still don’t know about huh

For sure man so uh so where are you uh i  don’t know if i want to tell you that man   um are you back at home  yet are you still in the uh end that’s the okay i don’t see you anyway   here hey buddy i’m at the  village oh okay those are dogs

Yeah you like my army you  like them no my favorite thing come down here okay okay oh that does damage land why  don’t you ready ah you like it oh you like that buddy oh my god where did you  did you just pull that out of your butt no i  

Found some i found some drowns and i killed them  and with the looning three sword it’s pretty easy   come here buddy uh say goodbye to your dogs boy no all i gotta do is hit you no no see ya how your dog’s doing dude ah no

I bet your dad is blowing up right bastard i’m gonna murder you for this like i i wanted that  money before but murdering my dogs is just that’s   something else i didn’t think you would be that  messed up what do you want me to do oh my god come  

Here buddy you know what let’s go ahead and use  this boom use what what are you using right now nothing much you’re really going to do that strategy a little bit it’s my only choice  man you have a freaking trident what’s that shield gonna do for you

Ah i use my uh oh yeah i’ll just tell you my  god apple no i found in that mine no you don’t   bet yeah look at this you see that  yeah i see you dying that’s what i see all right you’re going down now  i’m eating it hate it let’s go

What do you think an enterprise gonna dude oh yeah by the way here’s your dogs how  are your dogs doing yeah you focus on them   you focus on that come here buddy  i’ve lost effects of my god apple ah no give me this no i can’t pick it up

Okay i know you’re low buddy come here all right that’s nothing buddy i got a god apple   it wasn’t for that stupid elytra get out of  here oh i’m wearing this elytra thank you don’t do this whoa no no oh my god