How I Became Immortal in Minecraft Hardcore

My friend Ethan stole a thousand Hearts to become immortal on This Server every time you kill a player you get their heart so Ethan spent months building thousands of secret traps to kill everyone at the exact same time since Ethan has the most Hearts he’s been forcing players to become his slaves his

Logo is literally everywhere my goal restore peace on the server by defeating Ethan which is easier said than done luckily I’ve got a master plan I set up a casino for players together the twist I forget to win every time but I need Opie items to bait Ethan in and

Unfortunately peori stole all of my diamond armor I have an idea but it might be too risky and could ruin the entire plan but we don’t really have much of a choice right now I’ve got these two leather chest plates and I’m gonna Chuck them here into an anvil and

Hopefully by enchanting them they kind of look like another right chess played at least that’s what I’m hoping Ethan won’t be able to notice because I mean he’s so you know distracted by being a king he won’t see but God if he does figure it out he will kill me and take

My very last part and I’ll be permanently Dead casino open one heart equals one another rides a chess play now we just have to hope that Ethan takes the bait and what does derpy dirt doing here I won’t gamble one heart you know what we got our first customer not

Exactly Ethan but at least I can demonstrate how this works all right Derpy don’t distracted by the slobber shape we can jump down to you around the back and you see what we want to do is make it so the player thinks they’re going to win at least the first time and

Then so they want to gamble more well we rigged so they lose every time and we take it all away good to go man have a swirl hit the button and what you going to win whoa you’re a winner here you go exactly so you guys I told

You they fall for it every single time no worries you’re good to go try again gamble all your hearts you reckon let’s see it in action oh that’s unfortunate you lose tell me those odds boy and once I have all of Ethan’s Hearts I will return them back to everyone

Unfortunately Ethan was one step ahead hold up who was that you Ethan just joined the Discord call he’s got to be nearby what is this peasantry casino that plagued my land who will choose to gamble here okay well lots of people because we are giving away a fully Enchanted netherite chess plate for

Whoever wins this slot machine I do not trust Thee I spend all this time John planning stealing these hearts and I’m not gonna just give them to you I will kill thee if you do not give me my chest placed I I don’t want to cause any

Trouble here take it take it there you go very good pay your tax money yes I am King I rule this world haha okay well tricking him isn’t gonna work as long as he can threaten to kill me I need to be immortal but how the time of undying it’s perfect but

Feeling my inventory with totems was much harder than I thought alright so I remember Luke has a villager farm which is tons of totems and that’s why I didn’t lose any hearts when he trapped everyone so if I can convince Luke to be my Ally we can team up and be

Unstoppable all right let’s jump into his Discord call what is the hottest peasant like you’re doing on my property dude if you don’t live in the next three seconds I’m gonna steal all your heart whoa chill my dude chill chill I don’t have many hearts but I need your help to

Take down Ethan from corrupting the server I need your totems all right but only if you call me King and I get to rule the server so everyone can worship me that’s exactly what it is doing why would I help you rule everyone again well guess what I’m not gonna help you

If you trash talk me and your three seconds are up so it’s time for you to die look I have three hours chill chill I’m gonna die no no no no no no no I can’t die I can’t die I can’t lose these hearts up oh my gosh

In my domain I am the king and my word is law I am here to collect my 64 diamonds which I was promised by anyone oh yeah the diamonds um well you know funny you say that you just saved my life and that’s so important because um

I cannot be alive give me my diamonds Luke that’s why that’s why I was getting attacked he took all your diamonds the 64 diamonds he took him to destroyed them Luke your boss time to die first the Raptors you cannot kill me I am God that was a

Close one holy stop your blabbering blabbering buffoon give me my diamond I know exactly where I can find them just to follow me that over here with Luke out of the picture it was my time to shine run little piggy collect my bounty yes just wait right there I’ll be back

Just looking through uh the the diamond farm which is totally not anything else um Jordan give me my diamonds yeah I’m working on I’m just filling my inventory now just takes a sec just takes a minute to just wait I cannot be your excuse just give me my diamonds fool I ain’t

Gonna listen to a scumbag dictator like you you’re a weakling in front of me oh oh I see you have challenged me huh quickly he says I am God and you are mere One Tap Away from Death it is time for you to face the Wrath of the king who died today

I can kill you every day all day this is entertaining for the king but even after using all my totems he barely made a dent I grow tired of this exchange you’ll die on this day die you feeble creature okay come on we’re gonna have more Turtles oh

That was too close bro like you saw how many totems I I still can’t even take him up in battle now he’s mad he’s gonna be hot on my tail this is not good I tried everything from straight potions to complex traps nothing worked until I

Saw this I’m not gonna lie I got really bored researching and so I took a small Twitter break but what I came across might be literal gold editor put this tweet up on screen it is from Jeb one of the Minecraft developers and basically it says if we eat an enchanted golden

Apple followed by a normal Golden Apple it will duplicate my heart there’s no way that works I mean people would do it all the time there’s only one way to find out welcome to the underground bunker I’ve been hiding in since Ethan put a bounty of 10 hearts on my head now

For the moment of the truce we get ourselves the enchanted golden apple is this true or is it fake clickbait so we’re eating Shannon golden apple and then we eat the regular golden apple and so now we have to wait until the absorption effect disappears and apparently we’ll just keep our hearts

And it’s gone no more absorption we’ve still got ourselves some gold house not all of them but if we eat another Apple will they sack they do this is it bro how have they not remove this before this is literally a cheat code for unlimited Hearts so I began stacking collecting every resource

Manually for weeks literally eating apples for hours on end oh bro I literally woke up at 5 50 in the morning so nobody would be on the server so I can pull this off inside Ethan’s own house off now I’m confident I can defeat him with all of these Hearts but I would

Have to kill him multiple times every time he dies he only loses one heart which will take forever but I have a much more efficient and smarter way to do this by using a Bedrock breaking machine under Ethan’s bed I can trap him at spawn causing him to lose all his precious hearts

Finally joined I think it’s time we get his attention oh he’s not gonna like me to face against property what was that not you you get your face the king’s property you have come back you bumbling buffoon to die prepare to fight the king all right sure

We can find anything come on let’s 1v1 right here right now yeah you fool you are full and you will die John why are you dying maybe because I have more Hearts than you the how that that is literally not puff you’re calling a bluff I do not believe you and after a

Long very long way too long of a battle hi yeah oh no no no no no no no no no no no what happened where are my heart what look but if I’m this low you’re inferior you must be law come on oh yeah say goodbye

Okay yeah fine but it isn’t over yet I can keep on fighting as many times as I need I have infinite heart wait it’s funny it’s funny it’s really funny why are you laughing see I don’t have all day okay whatever well I’m gonna respawn and fight you get ready

Have fun regretting everything you did for the next few months that’s gonna take you to lose all of your hearts you can’t do this cause I can’t