How I Got 20 Hearts in A Day

From the start of time all have sought to hold power the Vikings the Romans the Mongols even this dog had to go at it I’m not even kidding his name is Duke and he got elected his mayor three times now get this there’s a Minecraft server out there where all the players share

That very same goal to become the most powerful player in all of Minecraft and so to fuel my ego I’m gonna see how long it takes me to become the most powerful player on the live still SMP and with that lifesteal season 4 has officially begun oh

Yeah PVP before we begin there are two ways to get power on the server one is a dragon egg but we can’t do that since the end is closed off and the other is getting to 20 Hearts comes on the live so simply if you kill someone you steal

One of their hearts permanently meaning I can get to a maximum of 20. you know we have this whole like plan ahead of us and so I need to rush resources oh shoot hold on that guy’s a sword I I’m not gonna be the first one to die

The season that’s not on my agenda I think I’m fine okay I’m alone but that’s what I’m talking about everyone’s super bloodthirsty and it doesn’t help that for the first day we aren’t even allowed to get stone tools practically making everybody a one shot you know it would

Actually be great to get to 20 hearts in day one but is that even possible I’m toolless God why do they make early games suck so much I hate this now typically speed runs are a solo man’s operation but we’re striving for world domination out here we’re gonna need

Some henchmans especially if we want to get to 20 yards so last night I made contact with a few goons well I’m on my way to meet as we speak oh wait is that you guys down there oh yo my friends okay now let’s go and kill some people

Come on boys and girls this is where we get like the awesome adventure music in the background oh collections there well I still need to wait kill clutch kill clutch come on come on what I missed him come on come on we’re so close clutch is surviving dude this man yeah I know

Maui tea bag all right I craved more blood but as we journey the land looking for other prey we were halted in our travels by something greater far more powerful it’s a Frogger okay I am so happy they spent half a year on this thing oh baby

Oh there he is there he is the Frog was the distraction get him wait what why not we don’t have to kill bacon bro why do you all have to be good guys take an apple it’ll make you feel better you got a boat he does have a bow that’s good

Whoa oh so don’t kill bacon you say hmm OS this is why you can’t be nice pinky all right guys we gotta find others who could have thought that actually having a team was actually a good move uh oh planes Perfect all right well this is

Like the death area yeah there’s so many mobs he shifted that that is like the universal language for being a good guy means friendly is here too that’s a lot of people although it is very tempting to kill more defenseless players we have another idea in mind imagine the

Devastation we’d cause if we grew our army even larger we struck an accord with these Newfound players uniting our two groups into one great faction to rule the land and we shall be known as cheese and crackers wait no I don’t want to be a cracker wait a minute there are some people

Sneaking up on us they’re coming closer it’s closer wait I also want kills wait for me oh shoot before I got it I got it oh boy what’s that witch identifier that’s effective row is lower by the way oh shoot oh boy he’s definitely a one-hand right now what why am I missing

Okay nice nice nice I’m on 14 Hearts oh my God pinky where the Bourgeois see this season oh I found the terrain pinky let’s go right here oh terrain hello trains here I hit him I can’t I can’t play I am so alone oh my God we’re clapping six to go where is

Everybody’s over there what’s up bro he’s AFK I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry now it’s not time for grieving okay gotta be honest killing a bunch of innocent people probably not the best idea because later on vitals he actually brought us information that a coalition

Of players were coming to confront us apparently people were getting pissed off so apparently their team is like insanely like they have five or six people and okay well I’m just pointing out I heard you were about to say stacked come on we can’t get past leather I I assume they have shields

Because okay oh that’s a good point but if we let them get even stronger then we’re done for we won’t be able to stop them at all it’s for the best so we strike them before they strike us we’re behind them dogs wait hold on oh they have a lot of

People there’s more maybe we should I feel so bad oh wow yeah no I need to back we need to back up we need to back up they probably think we’re loud and weak I mean we kind of are low and weak let’s just let’s just fall back there’s

Too many of them dude there’s like a lot of them is everyone getting out with that soul-crushing defeat we rendezvous at a nearby Mountain to consult our options all right our goal right now is to hard push that team is that even possible half of us don’t even have full

Armor at the moment yeah I don’t like that I don’t even know where to get that if we did want to go back and take them on once again we’d had to address that first most importantly Shields but red you can’t get shields with wood tools you need iron and stuff and that

Requires throughout the day we were able to pick up a bunch of shields off their dead bodies so clearly they know something we don’t but then it hit me Bam and I didn’t even need to swing a pickaxe but yeah that’s how the enemies have been getting so much iron for Shields and stuff but finally we had it as well hey let’s go no longer vulnerable however there was still the question of strategy now observing the past two

Battles what I’ve noticed is that both sides really want the village for some reason and whoever defends it has the advantage so while the enemy is off doing whatever they’re doing our plan is to go back there and take the village back for ourselves and then we wait for

Them to show up well see everybody here oh they’re right over there oh yeah they are wait they’re over here yeah they’re all over here like right over there oh they’re attacking already oh my gosh they’re shooting parrot they’re shooting parents illegal watch out three years oh bro Ash

Has got one shot okay what was it watch out watch out watch out they’re shooting Shield wall Shield wall test doodle formation slowly move forward we may be walking into a trap I’m a little scared about wreck he’s like to the side of us and I don’t know if he’ll jump us behind

I got him yeah let’s get him [ __ ] these guys Let’s Do It full on aggroes dead don’t worry guys I’m coming good yeah my aim is on point today oh my God we’re gaining back Hearts what do you mean getting I have been gaining I’m at 17.

Dude I thought getting 20 in season four would take like a month oh my God I’m doing it on day one you’re crazy well all of this was going on Cuban spoke around with tracking down the enemy team and finally just as we killed roshambo they rejoined the call exclaiming that

They found something we found them oh yo it’s right over here Oh so that explains how they one shot ashwag I mean it also partially explains how we were getting clapped in that one fight so to get revenge what if we hypothetically use zerobe bows against them oh my gosh all right come on I need one more kill I

Need 20 on day one come on I’m on 19. I didn’t want to kill you I need 20 day one like I’m fine losing them after that but imagine the click bait Dawn’s here Dawn’s here oh let me kill Don let me kill Don that’d be hilarious let me uh

Come over he’s coming back to the bases in a boat he’s in the boat Jessica oh my gosh he’s trying to kill me guys oh my God oh my God I think it’s time to retire from the light so that’s empty I think I completed my objective well oh my God

Has anyone ever gotten 20 hearts on day one before no no I don’t think I got the record baby first member on life so to get 20 on day one this may sound depressing but it may just be the best day of my life I’m not even kidding

In addition to reaching 20 hearts in the middle of all of it I hit a hundred thousand subscribers too we did it the bag to Serious Minecraft gaming you know what I sell very long you know if you haven’t subscribed yet come on come on what what more can you like ask for

Me I got 20 Hearts now I’m literally a certified anime protagonist but this moment was still Bittersweet for I knew my pursuit of power was still only met halfway my mission is yet over until the egg is in my hands and the world order has barely moved so it’s

Gonna be a while before we’re gonna be able to do that and the stupid Evolution rule ain’t helping I’m not even kidding we just got access to stone tools gotta be honest I’d find it pretty ironic I’m labeling this as a speed run yet we’re seven hours in and I’m just now getting

Ironed fortunately while we’ve been killing people all day one of my friends Subs has been working on a secret base to prepare for the in-heist wait a minute oh my God Bro you’ve been sweating you haven’t seen the secret chest yet what do you mean With all the gear we could need 20 Hearts to my name as well as some great allies the egg is as good as mine but then again not everything is as straightforward as that hmm wait what wait wait no no no no no no oh God please I swear

To God if we actually got raided oh my God where’s all this stuff