How I lost The Minecraft Championship

Okay chat today wait guys do i sound even weirder now if you like connor eats pants you’ll love connor eatspants live remember to subscribe for free this is just my voice now tell me i’ve been i’ve been trying to fix this for 25 minutes there’s no explanation i just turned on

My computer and i just did this the tournament is dying it’s fine it’s fine wait i can maybe like put a filter on it wait wait wait is it better i’m pretty sure i fixed it are you okay i’m pretty sure i just fixed it yeah it sounds like it it’s tournament

Time it’s tournament time it sure is hey guys did your chat like my fake funny mic bit i planned that for a whole week guys it’s quite funny i would say oh wait that was so funny oh wait that oh so it was so funny it’s a fun bit that i

Planned i know i’m a professional streamer tommy i’ve never had a tentacle in my life there is no way in hell that i’m anybody’s comfort streamer if you’re anytime you’re watching my stream you’re supposed to be perpetually uncomfortable perpetually uncomfortable perpetually uncomfortable my unsettling streamer this is supposed

To be an unsettling experience yeah please don’t oh [ __ ] okay okay fundy is going to be the priority hunter that’s what we’re generally going for so connor you know it’s just [ __ ] running from him and [ __ ] right staying up high okay yeah this is the one that we mentioned

I’d probably be bad at all right so so we run right now all right so we just run for our lives so how do you how do you even go about this right it’s matt i’m [ __ ] concentrating where is he okay he’s coming behind pretty far behind oh what it comes out

Wait oh i guess i got god you’re good tommy right honestly [ __ ] that was all funny’s fault sorry i zoned out i had a moment of weakness did he say it’s funny’s fault i was thinking about both inside and the sadness of the internet is really sad

I saw that in theaters on thursday what really yeah they hide and i thought that that’s the best song in the entire uh yeah i resonate with it uh when i die in in minecraft you feel that yeah you feel that bro brother i’m glad you i brought it thank you okay

Can we have our tag names be be bro to one another yeah i got my bro i got my dad and i got a furry watch out he’s right below you oh no oh run tell me run run run he doesn’t know what he’s doing he doesn’t know you’re great

Let’s go i got that song from the muppets muppets oh i love the muppets i love the best muppet tommy best muppet is good beaker’s a good pick so someone said that i can use the pearl to see them through the wall is that true yes that would have helped so much

I started my jumps right because i’m a [ __ ] minecraft girl because i’m a minecraft gun i have a huge ego i have a god complex and a safety complex i love me where is he oh he’s behind me over here yeah i’m talking him he’s always here

You are never asking if i’m all right [ __ ] that’s why i don’t like you my god complex always behind me dude i’m so glad i just remembered i’m the best unless they’re following pretty long for me there we’re in first by the bay like a considerable margin yeah we are hella best gamers

Okay i actually wanted to ask you something yeah with someone now my good friend slash sort of you know protege wilbur he um he’s in the conner esports news are you looking for members oh absolutely any time of if we can get a contract from the works

Yeah your people talk to my people we can figure that out i’ve i’ve got one person and he’s my father i’m down i’ll talk to your dad we’re losing to tb and our friends dude if it’s just us and blue in the finals instead of like the final round we

Should just 1v1 and mw3 i only got 15 less points than tommy that’s pretty good oh my god oh my god is a survivor oh my god connor you’re doing twice as good as you did last time that’s what i like to hear that’s good that’s good news

Oh my god dream all right that’s that’s not worth that time from dream s and just a a group of people followed me thinking you think he noticed me dude why is george not found he’s uh he’s with us in texas he’s hanging out with jay schlatt his best friend

Talks about him a lot you know when we hung out in real life yeah it’s kind of weird phil really liked that one oh my god that’s one of the people why is there a giant chicken man um what do you mean new costumes it’s a passion project oh [ __ ] off

Oh my god captain sparkles said hi to me this is so cool help help help them out okay they’re splitting up also going partly right side are they got they got humming oh they just rusted down the middle oh my god harming is deadly as [ __ ] okay i’m gonna

Go around okay i got two of them low now you gotta kill at they’re all least right outside too can also rotate around let’s rotate around everyone rotate with me all right i’m coming i’m following him about the rest i need to space out my sword hits uh

Yeah yeah yeah you gotta like don’t spam the spamming doesn’t work it’s one point okay now okay let’s go for the mids right away i think i got dream a quick it is one age one is being one of three quackity nice got them all got them all yep okay

That’s how it works let’s do it all right that’s actually very good yay we did it okay it’s actually very good guys connor killed dream by the way connor killed dream best player in the world actually that’s your title i’ve got this mood figured out now i got it downloaded

One person they got they got harming okay now stay back phil fell over here so why have you got over there by yourself i’m low on low i’m low funny so you need to go and take the shots they’re doing some good errors I don’t get how swords work in this man whoever changed the combat in this game has no idea anything about game design i’ll say it thank you thank you connor such a single poor decision they’re probably going left they’re up in the middle yeah i’m gonna get back in bow

Okay you guys go in you guys go in no no no no now well i got the arrows puns is one hit to your left here left you left you left one hit behind you behind you that’s the captain dude he’s the best minecraft player in the world

I just didn’t realize how much i hated the way swords work now like it was just amazing it was basically like they were trying to add like uh more difficulty to pvp but didn’t realize that more difficulty does not mean more fun all right listen listen listen here’s

What we [ __ ] do boys so for this game you have unlimited blocks your goal should be to stay alive as long as possible right you see those two iron blocks at the mid you need to mine them and craft um people armor all right we need to have

Armor we need to stay alive if you press f5 you can see we go to the the [ __ ] little mini island then we gradually go to that one do not fight people unless we have to fight is a team stick together communicate funny crafting all the other iron armor i’m

Just i’m just gonna mine oh bumper get off the table oh this is a bad bad time i have a potion of harming oh that’s good could i have that because you guys have do you guys have balls there we go i tossed it on the ground

Yeah yeah um there should be some bows back in that chat i have two lava buckets anybody need lava buckets i make a roof as well make a roof make side walls please please please i’m going to make a roof i think mike’s gonna run i can like

Run tommy should i just run in there and drop the tnt that was quite decent though that was quite decent oh tommy nice oh watch out okay wait carla can you drop me one tnt yeah wait wait are they coming oh yeah the walls come in we gotta start

Building out we gotta go oh god oh god i fell who’s above me oh funny hi i fell no i fell i’m scared wait get back i can’t tell what the hell is going on my cam isn’t working but bumper’s being good he’s just sitting in my lap

Which is pretty cool i don’t know how to fix the cameras i’m just frozen again oh there’s over right there’s two right right here they’re really close right here yeah let’s go another there are there okay phil phil go to the next island build his next arm with me

Tommy they’re right here under us they’re on the strong orion is low wait this does run i mean i got one killing me i just prayed there was something below me to fall on double coins scary game this scary game this is a fun one oh okay okay

You’ve got a little ost didn’t it your little [ __ ] [ __ ] mario desert temple so i just go over to the middle and i just place it in here uh yeah just place this corbin out again you guys don’t got to worry about this timer i got it all under control i’ve got two

I’m leaving we need sad let’s just [ __ ] this Oh my god i said we didn’t say it i kept saying it you guys don’t got to worry about this timer i got it all under control dude that game is so bad what i didn’t feel okay i’m gonna be honest i don’t listen i don’t usually get defensive but

I felt like i was doing okay like i felt like i was supposed to do i got all the sand that i saw i put it in when we didn’t have sand i was saying we need sand i mean i literally there was no more sand in the middle

Did a puzzle i saw a sand piece or on my way back what i saw is it is it hold on no there’s is it like not spawning on my screen like chat like you guys didn’t see sand like i’m not i’m not joking i’m i’m dead serious

Uh they were it came from two different places yeah yeah yeah wait what oh my god this game is so bad chad minecraft [ __ ] sucks i saw a twitter thread on that oh there’s like a jump pad there okay these guys have all played this map before

Oh go connor go get your ass out of my face man go connor go that’s instantly improved my mood from the last one oh come on keep going keep going come on you gotta be kid dude what a little bit lower i hit the same thing again i hit the

Same thing again dude cool all right that was below excuse me i hate ryden so much oh my god no no no oh so you guys like talk to emoji like funny is actually best friends with notch oh wow i’m not a mug i’m going to tell you

No i saw it i saw twitter thread on that too actually yeah yeah yeah i’m not i’m not that keen i’m not that good i i interacted with notch one time it was like six years ago in a twitch chat that we were both in and uh i saw

He was there and i was like hey thanks for making a good babysitter for my little brother um and then he added me and he said [ __ ] off and uh yeah and that’s you know this one you don’t know my interaction yeah no i i know yours i don’t know you

Followed me well wow hi yeah followed me the next day saying he didn’t find my zoomer humor funny anymore ah yes yes yes dude the real winners i got tnt uh there’s some guys like right yeah there’s guys over here there’s guys what’s better the crossbow or the normal

Bow have both in your heart use a crossbow in more close range combats like one of them’s got leather they have worse armor yeah we can beat these guys you can try and pick one of them off if you want i’m down okay oh good here we go all right okay now

Okay now we get loot okay i’ll loot funny cover me while i look at me while i look christine oh there’s guys up there looking at us you see them i’m sorry yeah uh yeah okay everyone let’s go around this way follow me follow me someone said yeah you saw those guys earlier

Okay we can cut him off do you want to go this way i thought you’re regrouping yeah i don’t know tell me you you don’t want to run away man don’t i don’t know i didn’t i stayed still because anyone oh tv is up here what the [ __ ]

Ooh i got hit by something oh i got hit by a couple things okay double time okay now we’re getting pinched we’re going to pin so you want to go rotate through the mid i just put i just hit them with a couple of the harming potions over here

This is a huge fight phil stay with me behind me oh i got one i got tap elf like some of the better players here does that mean i killed some of the better players today oh you’re gonna flank you’re gonna flank get out of there just get your scout

Just get out go oh it’s okay that’s all right oh man you need to see captain sparkles win that would make my day i’m such a captain sparkles this is so big for me yeah go yellow team yeah go captain sparkles yeah yeah yeah captain sparkles

There we go a real men’s there you go bud all right well i’ll be off now but that was very fun fellas thank you fun tommy i see man we had a good time we did a good try hey boys i just want to say listen

Listen connor gonna look at me look at me turn around yeah okay listen you suck at minecraft i know yeah but but you’re one of the most fun people to play with oh thanks oh i’ll take that that’s fine what a fun time playing minecraft with all my minecraft friends everybody

We were so close to winning except we didn’t win and you know what that’s okay sometimes you don’t win and sometimes you lose and you know what that’s fine you know what that’s okay mw3 with tv and our frags [ __ ] dude i might be down remember to subscribe for free You