How I Ruined This Server with Communism

This minecraft server is called lifesteal because for every death you permanently lose hearts and while everyone else was scrambling for their life trying to survive i was there thinking hold on you know what the server needs communism so this is how i created the most powerful communist team

On the lifesteal smp hold on first you might be thinking why great question you see everyone on the server thought i was weak and not a threat at all bro this is a free fight i needed to prove these people wrong next you might be thinking well ash why communism

Listen my young padawan this smp is literally about stealing hearts taking from others being greedy keeping everything for yourself bro that’s amazon’s job description i may love money everywhere else but right here i needed to destroy it so you see it all started when i realized i needed a group

To help me stay alive on the server so the first thing i did when i logged on was get teammates how did i get teammates you ask why i use the age-old socializing technique of course exactly joining a random discord voice call and forcing everyone to be on a team with me

Hey guys nice meeting you uh by the way you’re all communist now what what perfect my first problem as always was my horrible connection to the server and this lag caused me to die in stupid ways like this it’s gonna go far away what bro what the but things got worse when

You realize that one member of the so-called communists mysteriously left the call and was seen next with an enemy see it would have helped if i was told that this guy was making alliances before i decided to get aggressive do you want to be main characters or not

Do you want to be main characters or not because this aggressiveness led to the goofiest minecraft chase that somehow ended up with me almost getting hunted down but you know what the best part is i survived that hunt because of the lag i complained about earlier oh yikes it’s lagging it’s lagging so

Hard After killing that traitor and a random capitalist the communists were on top meaning we were prime targets for everyone on the show so we had to be extra careful while carrying out our plans to take over the s p step two the world domination was sending a message

You see the other team or enemies the capitalists had created an entire city at spawn called capital city with a bell in the center so our plan was to steal it and we did but turns out theft doesn’t make people very happy because this is leo who was not a capitalist but

Not on our side either so when he asked me to join the server and see his base i wasn’t suspicious at all surprise surprise surprise it was an ambush by the capitalists who wanted revenge on me for stealing their belt who would have seen this coming

Not me i’m a horrible actor but anyway i couldn’t fight back why you ask because i’m bad at pvp no no no i’m cracked at pvp i’m the barack obama of pvp speaking of which just found out i have less youtube subs in him which is unacceptable everyone hit that filthy

Red subscribe button right now so we can feedback obama.com anyway i escaped the real ambush without losing anything so i could finally focus on communist world domination so step three was getting as many hearts as we could i knew i needed to do something crazy something absolutely unthinkable to get the most

Number of hearts and i did listen after some crazy testing we found a glitch in the livestream plugin and discovered that shooting and killing yourself with a bow can give you infinite hearts i thought that this would change everything i could finally get rich and take over the entire

Yeah you can imagine the owner wasn’t very happy when he found out about the glitch so we were forced not to use it so there i was thinking of a way to get hearts and establish communist dominance at the same time when suddenly as if god himself made it happen i heard the

Capitalists had replaced their ballot spawn this was a perfect opportunity to steal it again so i made my way there expecting an easy heist but it turns out that one capitalist called pangi was there guarding the bell taking this fight when i was at nine hearts would be

A stupid decision just for a stupid belt a normal human being in my position would just retreat and go home i’m not normal i’m not capitalist what wait no no no no no ice work Wait what what how he lagged oh yes let’s go this was an absolute win not only did ambushing the capitalists bring me the full 10 hearts making me one of the strongest on the server i was also able to steal the bell so that’s it right we’ve successfully established dominance

And we won yeah not quite you see we had one last problem to deal with that would finally put us on top dealing the bell attracted one final capitalist to try and execute me personally don turnt came to me with a business idea and at the

Time i had no idea whose side he was on so i followed him big mistake no look at this oh whoa this is awesome i got ambushed So now in order to truly sit at the top i had to punish the man who did this now revenge is a dish bester of cold so step one was waiting waiting for a couple of days so i could catch the dude off guard

So now i had to figure out the best way to kill him which is when i saw this One of my friends on the s p had built a giant door statue near the capital city now not only was its location near spawn perfect to lure people in but it was also the perfect crap you see my beloved swag stores yeah i’m calling you that

Now a giant battle arena built several blocks beneath it so the plan was to lure don thornt the guy who betrayed me into the battle arena and end his life to truly prove communist victory but how am i who nobody trusts is gonna lure people in great question because that’s

Where my friend comes in zam was like by everyone so all he needed to do was convince don to come and duel him beneath the door so once he had him down there it was finally time to trap here we go three two one but this is life steal nothing goes

According to plan okay well that didn’t work okay well that didn’t work sam’s trapped to kill don had just failed and it looked like the ambush was lost and that communism would never get its revenge who am i kidding i knew exactly something like this would happen so five

Minutes before the ambush i dug into the walls of the battle arena below the door and sat there crouched waiting for the fight to happen and when the trap failed and with dawn in the perfect position it was game over