How I Stole My Friend’s Entire Mountain

I’m stealing this entire mountain in survival minecraft and rebuilding it in a cave block for block let the rebellion begin last week luke declared himself as king and dictator of the server follow me in my own or be deleted and so began the great war outnumbered and unprepared we

Were treated to the depths of the caves for treason i sent it to you to execution now he rolls with an iron fist from a secret throne hidden on mount suss the coast looks clear operation is a go wait john do you see that wait no we’ve

Been set up bro the double agent was a traitor duh don’t give up yet uh remember what they said yesterday oh my goodness what are you trying to get us caught who even are you shut up i can’t tell you who i am you want the info you do because i’m

Sorry bro how can we even trust you you’ll promise me rituals instead you blew up my entire banks i want revenge okay fine look we need the location of mount zus and a distraction we’re gonna steal sauce mountain and put it here in bedrock base step one create

A blueprint two mind the mountain three transport every block across our illegal rail network this is the great surface hey man i came up with that shut up i mean it’s 360 88 201 at 3 pm sean i will only intercept luke at the last minute so stay hidden today

Bro nah nah nah luke’s circling if he sees us we’re done for bro wait look look there’s another person that could be our double agent hopefully luke is still there otherwise this mission will literally fail okay perfect he’s still in here um what do we say what do we say okay sir there’s

An emergency you must come to spawn at once yes perfect thought i was just there and everything was just going oh no wait bro nice one how is the distraction he’s gonna see us the the rebellion yes the rebellion only just now attacked perfect you won’t even think about this at all

Those bots will die up perfect didn’t work that’s all we needed thank god oh my gosh oh wait it actually worked looks out of here no way that was so close all right just grab the blueprint and let’s get out of here dude ah nope not there move it out a bit

It’s still not in the center aha perfect oh my well i guess our job here isn’t done huh we haven’t actually stolen the mountain yet wait is someone a little scared of luke no never i’m just saying the the rest of the rebellion they could help us out you know they could do

Something uh-huh sure but honestly it’s not a bad idea we can mine the mountains and they can rebuild it or i can build it and you and the rest can go out to your desk i knew you were scared whatever fight we need a man on the inside anyways wait

What’s this message status update luke is farming with the skulls to spawn an army of weathers to release into the caves you don’t have much time we need to go oh no we need to steal this mountain at blackmail before it’s too late man i hope the double agent was correct and

There’s no one here i don’t see anyone but we could still be getting set up for a trap guys so i’m just going to quickly check up in the castle i don’t see anyone inside there yep there’s definitely no one in guys the coast is clear all right now i want to

Check this system actually work so let’s just come into the mountains here ow ow all right we’re just gonna mine up all of this right now because if this thing all fails we’re gonna have the entire rebellion out in the open and that would be very very bad all right we’re gonna

Fly down here we’ve got a couple of blocks to transport through our system bam all right guys so the idea is is one of these rails sends items and the other one returns them so we’re just gonna chuck in some of that cobblestone send that down the line i probably should

Have furnished that but hopefully we’ll wait until the old clip oh what is taking ethan so long he should have responded by now he must have gone wrong wait package received successfully yes we are in business ladies and gentlemen ascend in the crew over and out the next few hours were pure stress

Almost all of our armed forces were in one spot we got caught it was all over all right get all this cobblestone smell so we’re running out of time here guys go go go go go go oh man hopefully ethan smells like some of the cobblestone on

His side as well all right there we go all right what other items do we still have to transport what in the world is all this big cochrane fall look i don’t have time to stress about it just grab it all right now go go go go go all

Right let’s take that to the chest oh i didn’t even get my car but she’s good to go jump down ship click and grab our minecarts out we’re gonna send this over to him bam bam bam bam send all of this in and then we need

To send in a request as well right send that off bang first one gone okay i need a request i need a request to you guys all right let’s go to book and quill um more iron four oh my god that’s all it counts but it’s cause i’m stressed out

Guys all right exciting clothes all right and we’ll just probably get a few more put some more stone in there as well all right set this up guys go go go go go come on hurry up dude we’re literally at the top i need more shipments i do not

Have enough blocks please yes okay one shipment please is there more is there more bro yes okay two this is what we need okay no no no you’re staying here with me all right what’s in here okay he’s the he’s the what you need to get

More iron it’s i mean more iron mine cut okay uh let me just go grab some iron i’m gonna grab mine bang i’ll send him some minecart too do not have time for this iron that that bang send that back to him okay hopefully he receives that now

Perfect lots and lots of blocks all right what’s in this one pink huh where is that pink in this billboard hang on hang on hang on i gotta go check this out all right let’s jump up here all right what is the pink four dude there’s no way luke has pink

In his mountain where is the what is this is luke playing with barbies in minecraft bro why is he got a pink room to play and why are there armor stands it’s like a barbie cult what are you doing luke what happened to you you’re washed bro dude this might be

My opportunity this is blackmail this could ruin luke i gotta tell jordan asap where’s my book and quill at with the entire mountain almost gone we began evacuating the rebellion back to safety but just as it seemed like victory was in outgrows everything went horribly wrong

Die die die you stupid with a skeleton die yes another one bites the dust girls wait luke luke oh no where are you oh my gosh john is literally going to kill me i need to call him now hello jordan can you hear him listen i repeat

Missing what you mean missing i still the last player to complete you need to find him now and just like that i was ambushed Here go go go go oh flip we still got that last of the mountain now i can’t make it we gotta get out of here go fly okay quick switch to the fireworks we need to go oh no no no no this is the absolute worst timing yes i’ve basically stolen

The mountain but we need to lose luke he sees that open tunnel up there guys it will lead straight to the rebellion base i need to lose him guys go go go okay come on we’re just gonna fly through the trees here guys okay we don’t wanna get

Any damage oh my goodness ow ow oh no i stopped fighting quick quick quick we start again no no no no no no all right daddy you’re down here around the trees all under and over go go go bro where are my shipments wiring through everything myself luke joyce jay-z

George anthony lulu jordan what’s happening bro john cole call join quick pick up pick up from hey hey man what is happening here take me okay come on come on come on come on come on come on all right all right i’m coming i’m coming i’m coming wait got it

Going i’m long long way to go okay one two three one bro i’m taking it out we’ve got him bro we got him we got let’s go the heist was complete but the war was only just getting started [Applause]