How I Took Over The World.

I just spawned in america with no gear to my name and everyone else is so powerful but i have a plan to take over the world the end dimension opens in two weeks and i want to become the most powerful before that but i can’t do that

If the most valuable thing in my inventory is a log on this earth-shaped smp i found out that resources spawned realistically meaning certain places like africa had the most amount of diamonds the problem with this every member started off with just one country but the regions with the most diamonds

Conveniently were all claimed by admins meanwhile i didn’t even get a country you know what i was working with alabama i was like oh my god what do i do i don’t even know where alabama is so i roughly got to the area where i thought it was and started claiming now

To claim actual chunks of land on the server you needed this thing called power and to start off i had very little amounts of power so i had to be extremely careful with what i claim and take only the country that was assigned to me i took the entirety of florida great now

I had no power and accidentally claimed the wrong region whatever was i going to do now how is my empire going to grow what’s up don oh hey ash hello i’m leaving now what the f yeah the silver also has helicopters don took me to his massive yukonian empire which was this giant

Greasy pancreas on the top left of america but what yukon had was power and right now the only thing in my possession was florida i told dawn to ally with me in exchange for my plans for world domination and he was like okay and thus the yuko swakistani

Coalition was born within the next two days we wanted to wage war against some poor innocent country just so we can get more power but even to win a small war we needed good gear and even though right now we managed to get full damage there was one more secret the server was

Hiding custom enchant from axes with sweeping edge to pickaxes that are literally bombs i needed these cos demand chance to stand any chance of winning these fights but how would we get them i thought villagers could easily hook me up with these books right so i looked around until i realized

Villages didn’t spawn on the earth map so then i’m like crap what do i do now so then i thought and i’m like if they didn’t spawn on the map what if i look outside the map the void or as i like to call it michigan had tons of naturally

Spawned villages that dawn brought back the base and we could easily grind out mending books so don worked on getting us overpowered and chats in the meantime though i was feeling a little bit insecure my glorious nation swaggestan as i called it wasn’t looking so

Glorious right now i found out i had a little bit left over power and expanded it to actually alabama from its original florida with the glorious nation of southern swag stand by my side i went and got some netherride and we were ready to wage war 10 days left before

The end opened to get our first bit of power before that we had to wage war in our country now it’s time to pick a country although our goal is to get the most power possible what’s a small easily defeatable country all right the entire continent of antarctica this guy

Called stir-fry owns the entirety of antarctica when he came to uconn to ask for an alliance we were like okay we could help him but you know what’s even funnier we wage war on him for the stupidest reason to get all this power we had a little nice conversation in

Front of don’s house but then he said something like oh i don’t like poutine and dawn being a raging canadian immediately saw this as an opportunity you’re just being mean now you’re being mean are you really are you really yeah you’re being right now after that next

Level intimidation the guy got on his broomstick and flew away back to his country well that was disappointing i didn’t even get the fight like baby the war was on i flew over there immediately then me don and ivory destroyed antarctica killing him over and over and

Over again eventually he gave up so i wrote an official war document and got stir-fry to sign it himself which would give us all of his power this would only lead to more problems you see not only did the owner refuse to give me all the

War power he also decided to use get this magical admin powers and test out his explosives completely destroying our front lawn he’s just fired an rpg can you fix your stream i want to see this yeah but why is he doing this god you have no idea how small this made me

Feel because all the power we accrued so far seemed like nothing when he just rocked up with his bombs right now weapons were illegal on the silver but this act of surprise bombing made me realize that there was one more resource i seriously lacked to buy anything on

The server from planes to helicopters you needed money and selling diamonds was the only way to get money but remember the admins took all the best diamond mining spots on the server and at the moment i was worth 40 bucks but my eyes were set on the mecca a killing

Machine that cost a thousand dollars and was completely illegal to use on the server now owning it would take me from peasant to king but how was i gonna afford it if i had no diamonds introducing my friend mark bormetius a geography wizard in earth s p nerd who

Helped me find several other huge diamond pockets on the earth like this one he showed me right between china and north korea so like a starving colonialist dog i flew there the first chance i got and let’s just say it was payday using my cracked up fortune

Pickaxe in just 30 minutes my net worth went from 50 to over 2500 so we did it but getting rich with ruthless exploitation meant the only thing stopping me now were my morals are we the bad guys we’re definitely the bad guys using a mech was overpowered don’t get

Me wrong we were definitely the most powerful on the server but something didn’t sit right with me using it to kill people because the true test of power i thought would only come if i dominated the silver without the mech while i battled this moral dilemma i worked on expanding my glorious nation

Of swaggest there were five days left until the end opened and i still didn’t have a plan which is when mark told me some interesting information the end portals are also based off of things in real life so the end portal that is in florida is based off the kennedy space

Site this was good because now i knew claiming florida wasn’t a mistake however opening the end portal would allow so much suspicion especially from the others in america so we had to quickly make a plan to take over the us within the next two days currently the

Us on the earth smp had yukon at the top left and the mighty swagistan at the bottom right however there were a few other countries in the vicinity that needed to be hostilely taken over your country is sort of clashing with our interest to unite america and i’m sure you understand uh

Sure you understand what that means i i mean what what what do you mean by what do you mean by clashing there seems to be quite a bit of a buffer there i i stopped at the mountains we want your land oh god we were definitely the

Bad guys but every single country agreed to join our alliance so after six vcs and a little bit of flexing our full enchanted red armor the country of america now belonged to the yuko swaggestani coalitions and we could safely start up the great floridian and

Portal but as huge as this was we once again got a grim reminder of something hey why is the owner on my land is he trying to why does he have a sniper with him is he testing out some when we defeated antarctica a few days

Ago and told the leader we wanted to take over the world he said this about africa in particular you’re not strong enough i don’t think anyone can do it he was right africa was a continent with not only all of the diamonds but all of the moderators of the sun now they

Didn’t like us because of the rapid power we were getting by taking over america in fact the owner said this about us during a stream they’re not gonna want a voyage war against africa that’s gonna be the last decision they’ll ever make wow intimidating when the owner rocked up to

My land and shot me in the face with a sniper that he claimed was only for testing purposes because guns weren’t available on the server my view changed completely if it came down to legit melee pvp we knew we would win because we had a few encounters with them before

And even though it would be illegal to use guns during fighting on the server it still hurt knowing that the admins had the option to one tap me with full enchanted netherright armor at this point i wondered to myself would it be necessary to use extreme means

Four days until the end opened and i was way more confident but it struck me that i didn’t really have a plan for when it actually opened see through the past week the end portal was disabled it showed an error whenever you jumped in it but just for fun today i tried

Jumping in again lo and behold it worked and i knew exactly what i needed to do this was crazy we had early access to the end that nobody else knew about i was going to hold the earth hostage allow me to explain wherever you jump into an end portal from you only spawn

On this one single platform so when i got early access to the end i simply claimed the platform and covered it in a 50 block high track so when all the citizens of the earth jumped in they would be stuck and could not place blocks on claimed land my battle was far

From over but after what the admins did to humiliate us i needed this once everyone was in the trap i would hold them hostage in the end and not leave until everyone forced their allegiance to the swagistani coalition easy however could this go wrong okay everyone listen up listen up listen up

Very carefully everyone’s standing in the end right now in my hand it’s a knockback two sword and behind you is the void i will punch you all into the void without hesitation i’ve claimed only this part of the end and none of you can place blocks or blade frog at

This point i hesitated i could have easily knocked everyone into the void behind them but i gave the admins a chance to discuss surely the admins would just hear me out and not abuse their power right or enderpearl clutch we have it completely sealed the owner decided to warp everyone out

And rendered my trap useless this was it we lost all our advantage and had nothing to show for our effort swagistan was over unless It’s the only gun plan b plan b if you won’t let us have the end we’ll have to take it the only gun on the sofa dawn we can’t use this after that fight our coalition had successfully taken over the ender dragon and stolen the egg from the silver and

Even though we had the most power not only were we banished but we were also declared war criminals and would be put on trial but what everyone saw with their own eyes was that our biggest advantage the machine gun the only gun left on the server was taken away from

Dawn by the owner and as we prepared for our trial everybody on the server knew that swagistan would be finished what nobody realized was that they didn’t know