How Minecraft Should Make Their Tutorial…

All right let’s play some minecraft i think i’m going to create a new world today fresh start a brand new adventure all sounds really fun what what is happening welcome to minecraft uh is this a new loading screen before you embark on your minecraft journey you are now required to pass the official

Minecraft tutorial oh my god i can’t believe this is actually a thing begin with section one basic survival good luck oh and there’s no way to skip this great i don’t really have a choice at this point welcome to section one basic survival this section will teach you everything

You need to know in order to thrive in survival mode i already know how to let’s start with basic controls the w key moves you forward while the s key moves you backwards now you try it bruh i already know how to oh i could skip this section

Thank god that was there now let’s learn the basics to minecraft survival guiding you through this section will be wall wait what a minecraft survival expert walt will be able to help you hit all of the required objectives in this section oh okay what’s up buddy hey yo they can

Talk all right what’s the first thing that all minecraft players must do when they enter a new world get wood but i mean what else would you what’s wrong what every minecraft player must always make sure to construct this spawn pillar why that is the stupidest thing i’ve ever

Heard your first objective is to construct this spawn pillar all right whatever we’re going to move on already okay bro i’m going i can’t believe i’m doing this right now buddy that’s not high enough bro oh my god you actually wouldn’t be able to see the damn thing

Now how the heck am i supposed to get back down oh smart one your jump are you for real i would die no you wouldn’t now hurry up oh boy here goes nothing well it looks like you made it too high wow i had no idea that was close give it another shot

This time try to make it a little lower bro this mother finally there you go my man objective one complete oh man that was ridiculous excellent job your next objective is to obtain what obtain would okay i mean that’s simple enough stop stop stop right there well what you were using

Improper form you’re you’re joking this is the proper way to get wood i i literally see no difference now try again much better much better this is a joke objective to complete great work your next objective is to craft a pickaxe there we go got a wooden pickaxe and the objective oh

Is there a problem you used auto craft and that’s how you know a man is weak what the objective 3 complete oh no looks like your hunger bar is getting pretty low um it’s really not find some food to replenish your hunger before it’s too late okay oh my god no

What did i do wrong this time did you just eat an apple yeah i did you vegan wimp oh my god objective for complete awesome work before you complete section one of this tutorial wall is going to go over some things that a minecraft player

Should never do hold on where am i all right listen champ you never mind diamonds with the stone pickaxe because as you can see oh no please don’t it doesn’t drop anything ah i knew that already and if i ever see you do this i will dig straight into your mom hey yo

No desert temples are a great way to get some loot but you never want to step on the pressure plate at the bottom because this will happen you stupid mother the nether operates a little differently than the overworld so don’t get the bright idea of sleeping here oh god because it will explode

I don’t even know what to say anymore congratulations you have completed section one basic survival oh yes finally oh my gosh that was something else man you have now unlocked section two building well let’s get this over with welcome to section two this is where you

Will learn how to build and build well guiding you through this will be brion who is a minecraft building expert hello your first objective is to build a house uh all right cool that should be good um i don’t think so what do you mean i completed the hey bro why are you

Holding that this house is pathetic let me make this better wait no objective one complete Now we’re going to discuss every block in this game and how you can use them effectively in your minecraft builds oh my god so this block right here is a spruce lock and you know what i’m just going to go afk until this is done and it’s great

For achieving a rustic aesthetic in your builds uh-oh it seems you’ve gone afk we’ll pause the tutorial now this block can make some incredible backsplashes and it’s also so versatile bedrock can really give a boring build some great texture such a great block the honey block oh how could i forget

This when does this end oh you can skip this if you want just press the escape button Are you serious but i highly recommend not doing that man i’m out of here you’re nearly there in section 3 you’ll learn how to pvp properly click to get started i swear if this section is just as long as the last welcome to section 3 pvp before we start please specify

Whether you are a beginner or advanced i would say i’m advanced great as an advanced player you should have a good grasp on how to pvp the most important thing to know when pvp is that you attack your enemies by left clicking this is the advanced version left click

The armor stand to attack it what the heck man objective one complete now pvp expert blaze is going to give you some extra advice oh not another one no in minecraft pvp intimidation is key uh oh okay so you need to change that weak-ass skin of yours to an emo looking guy

Are you you are kidding me there’s actually no way i’m doing this right now excellent excellent that looks so much better this should be a crime and the most important element to pvp is your smell what don’t shower don’t wear deodorant don’t do anything because as my granddad

Once said the worse you smell the better you’ll excel seriously like there’s no way this is real awesome work you have completed section three oh thank god the final section has been unlocked oh i cannot wait till this is over welcome to the last section of the official minecraft tutorial this section

Will show you everything you need to know about redstone which is nothing wait what in reality learning redstone is like you trying to impress your father it will never happen that was personal the only redstone components you’ll ever touch are the lever button and pressure plate trust me you’ll be satisfied with

Those results but if you dare to go further into the world of redstone there is a 100 chance that you will lose your sanity as well as constantly question your very existence oh my so it might be better to skip out on redstone and enjoy minecraft for what it truly is

A fun game you have completed the official minecraft tutorial i’m done click the button to get started on your minecraft adventure man that was exhausting oh boy now i can relax there’s truly nothing like minecraft man Okay i’m going to play roblox