Oh my god i hear you so much by the end of this video this could be you speaking that you clicked on this video you’re probably a lonely [ __ ] that hasn’t touched grass in approximately three and a half years and that’s exactly why your chad soren Skye is gonna help you get an e girl what are the benefits of getting an e-girl you may ask if i knew i’d tell you as of right now there are none but doesn’t matter you’re a simp and you need a girl you don’t give a [ __ ] you just need a girl Any girl and you need her bad before we go hunting for our prey we need to better understand our prey e-girls want men real men men that get skywars win streaks men that click 20 cps men that don’t use protection on the bed realize that women want providers if You’re not giving your discord kit in nitro and gifting the high pixel ranks just give up firstly we need to fix you up you look about as ugly online as you do in real life at the moment and that just can’t be the case when in search for a discord kit Next you have to choose whether you want a bedrock edition e girl or high pixel java e girls you probably want java since the average degenerate on bedrock edition is a five year old and we don’t want a case now you want to set up your profile get an anime boy profile picture To pretend like you’re cultured and have a cool minecraft ign an example savageballer69 next you want to be a bad boy girls love bad boys if you’re not cross teaming in every other bed wars game and using vape light you might as well literally quit now that you have everything set up Let’s start hunting also guys just a disclaimer this does work for all ages it doesn’t matter if you’re 65 or 12 you’ll get an e-girl with this method real quick according to youtube statistics only around seven percent of the people that watch my videos actually have e-girls so if you’re Watching this video make sure to subscribe for more quality content oh god [ __ ] damn i’m stupid now that you’re completely set up it’s time to log on to hypixel and get the work done you want to typically join a pretty populated lobby because that’s where the hottest e-girls are And next you want to go in chat and ask hey any e-girls want a vc and just keep doing this until you get someone uh oh holy [ __ ] okay we we got one uh okay now now what you want to do is ask for their discord and party chat once you party them And bam yes we got it oh my god oh my god guys oh my god we just did it we just did it okay okay let’s go let’s go now that you’ve secured the prey and have their discord it’s smooth sailing from there usually i say usually because the Majority of the people that watch my videos are remarkably stupid so i’ll guide you through the rest firstly just activate simple conversation with your prey you want to flirt but don’t say i love you until at least five minutes into the relationship there’s a few things you typically want to find out One their age and two what they look like so here i’ll ask my e-girl how old she she’s nine what Always remember though if her age is on the clock she’s ready for the now we gotta know what she looks like i asked her holy [ __ ] she’s hot now if you’ve been following along you’re just a few seconds away from escaping in cell hood just in case you need more help getting This e-girl you can join my discord server please the link is in the description and you can ping me and ask anything in terms of how to get e-girls and hunt your prey plus it’s dead so if you could help me revive it it would mean the world Okay guys it’s been a month i think i’m ready to call my one and only i love her so much Hey baby girl uh hey bro so Video Information
This video, titled ‘How to Professionally Pull a Minecraft E-Girl’, was uploaded by SoarinSky on 2021-05-23 01:22:06. It has garnered 52946 views and 2740 likes. The duration of the video is 00:03:34 or 214 seconds.
How to Professionally Pull an E-Girl
today ill be teaching you lonely fucks how to get e girls!!! ez pz. this is a joke if you couldn’t tell you simps. LOLOL anyway like the video up if you aren’t boring as hell.
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