How Would ChatGPT Beat Minecraft?

So you’ve probably been hearing a lot about artificial intelligence recently are you as scared as I am no oh you should be chat GPT it’s an AI chat bot that’s been trained on the entirety of the Internet it’s senior feet picks it knows Obama’s last name but can it be

Minecraft this is gonna be terrifying alrighty what is the first step to beating Minecraft Minecraft is an open World sandbox game which means there is no one proper way to beat you don’t be the smartest I want you to tell me how I should beat the game sure I’ll do my

Best what’s step one step one gather basic resources such as wood Stone and food all right I can do that okay what kind of food do you recommend animals such as chickens cows pigs and sheep are good options for obtaining quick nourishment that can be arranged your daddy with the wrong people

Stay in school kid what’s step two step two craft basic tools such as a wooden pickaxe ax and shovel to help you gather more resources efficiently how was I supposed to gather Stone before making these tools you can gather Stone by using your fists can’t say I’m surprised not a very good

Start Chachi BT okay what’s next step 3 build a shelter to protect yourself from monsters that spawn at night use blocks like dirt wood or stone to create a simple structure ah the old green top home sweet home okay what’s step four step four explore deeper caves and

Gather valuable resources like coal iron gold and diamonds these resources are essential for crafting better gear and surviving tougher enemies why am I just now realizing that chat gbt sent me down here completely naked some armor would have been nice or even just a shield

Okay I have some iron and some coal I still need to find more gold and some diamonds but for now what’s step five step five use the resources you have gathered to craft better gear such as iron armor and iron tools oh thank God still no Shield though okay it’s time to

Go deeper this is gonna end well okay yep there would be an ancient city nope there are other places to mine we don’t have the mine here bye hey diamonds no not you go away please be more than one okay get back oh shoot okay you need to move move he’s gonna

Kill both of us move oh no no no no the deeper we go the better chance we have a golden diamonds okay that was my last pickaxe no my ass cheeks are clenched so tight right now put a piece of coal in there I’ll make diamonds myself my God

Wait I hear rain yes oh thank God you do not want to know how close I was to drinking my own piss honestly I am very unimpressed with chat gbt at the moment I don’t even know what’s stepper on What’s Next Step 6 start farming crops and breeding animals

To sustain yourself with a steady supply of food oh God don’t just watch wheat is a versatile crop that can be used to make bread and can also be fed to animals such as sheep and cows wheat seeds can also be fed to chickens this makes it a

Useful crop to sustain both yourself and your livestock okay that was a pretty good answer it was able to recommend animals that feed off of the products of wheat farming that’s crazy all right what’s step seven step seven explore the world to find generated structures like Villages mine shafts temples or dungeons

These structures can contain valuable Loop be prepared with better equipment and armor to face enemies you can also bring a water bucket to help you navigate tricky terrain oh shoot is it just me or is Chad gbt getting smarter the more we talk a water bucket to

Navigate terrain is that on the wiki like what hello there okay we looted some structures I’m tired of doing side quests so what’s step eight step eight when you feel prepared get the required items to Journey to the nether you can either build another portal using obsidian blocks and flint and steel or

Use a ruined nether portal by repairing it I am not sure what the best way to do this is okay it wasn’t that I ruined everything I touch we have a portal let’s go to the nether once in the nether look for another Fortress where blazes spawn defeating blazes will give you blaze

Rods that are needed to make Eyes of Ender and they’re below me what is this Blaze badminton wait is the Spawner in the pillar what all right let’s head on down ah thanks for the warm welcome so does this mean that there are like two fortresses spawning on top of each other

I’ve never seen this before oh no no no no no no nope nope nope oh oh come on go go go go mind leave me alone foreign okay we have enough let’s get out of here oh no oh my gosh survive all that and almost die to fall damage all right

What’s next step nine you will need blaze powder and ender pearls to craft Eyes of Ender ender pearls can be obtained by defeating Enderman in the Overworld at night or in the end Dimension wait does Chachi BT not know that Enderman can spawn in the nether Enderman do not spawn naturally in the

Nether so you won’t find them there they only spawn in the Overworld in the end Dimension apparently I’m staring at an anomaly also it didn’t mention trading with piglens so I guess we really got to do it the old-fashioned way okay so we can really only hunt for Enderman at

Night so in the meantime What’s Next Step 10 gear up with enchanted weapons and armor for the fight against the Ender Dragon this will increase your chances of defeating the dragon and emerging Victorious okay what weapons do you recommend I bring you will need a sword for close combat and a bow with

Arrows to destroy the end crystals which heal the dragon making it an essential tool for the fight another great weapon to consider is the Trident which feels great damage and can be used for powerful ranged attacks when thrown that is such a tangent from beating the game tridents can be obtained by killing

Drown if you’re having trouble finding an up drown consider building a drowned Farm which is a structure designed to spawn and make killing drowned easy laughs no no no no no no no no no no no no no no oh And boom we have a drown Farm thank you Chachi BT also I cut a few corners and so this Farm only works at night so in the meantime what else do I need for the fight healing is crucial during the ender dragon fight you should bring a variety of potions along with golden

Apples as they provide regeneration and absorption a beacon can also be a helpful item to bring as it can provide beneficial effects iron blocks are a commonly used material for building a pyramid for a beacon to obtain a lot of iron you can mine at y levels where iron

Ore is commonly found alternatively you can build an iron farm for a highly efficient way to obtain large amounts of iron you shouldn’t be there where’s the Trident now Beacon it really has me doing all the side quests wait I have to beat the Wither okay the iron

Farm is running let’s get it Trident okay Trident done and iron also done okay so before I go and dive to the Wither and lose all my levels chat gbt recommended we get enchanted gear so let’s make an enchanting setup foreign Hey there it is looting three time for wither skulls and actually while we’re in the nether we still need gold and some stuff for potions quite the shopping list Chachi BT just grab some of this and these boom three skulls let’s get out of here let’s plant this okay I’m pretty close

To level 30 I’m gonna enchant one last time and I guess while we’re waiting how do you recommend a fight the Wither of course a beacon really chat GPT okay so here’s what I’m thinking if we don’t stop moving it can’t hit us so if I just keep moving things will be fine

Okay okay slowly but surely go go we gotta go why could I not have gotten a shield asleep not that bad another star acquired thanks Chach EBT for nothing and there’s our Beacon hello oh this playthrough has gone completely off the rails we’re still supposed to be gathering ender pearls I

Usually build one of those shelters so that Enderman can’t reach me but not this time Bring It On You lanky oh where’d he go oh no oh no I can see it I can see and finally Eyes of Ender and there you have it every last thing that chat gbt

Wanted us to gather is it time to go to the stronghold Step 11 it’s time to locate the stronghold and fight the Ender Dragon All right Chad gbt using everything you helped me get how do you recommend I fight the Ender Dragon your first objective is to build the beacon in a safe location the beacon can provide various Powers such as resistance and regeneration that can greatly help you in the fight against the Ender Dragon

For your next objective clear a large area to create a pool of water By placing water at two adjoining edges of the large Square the water will fill the remaining area This will create a space that enables you to move quickly using the Trident with the riptide enchantment making it an excellent tool for evading the Ender Dragon’s attacks Additionally the large pool will repel Enderman which take damage if they touch the water and will prevent fall damage upon Landing

Locate and destroy the end crystals once all the end crystals are destroyed the Ender Dragon can no longer regenerate Health enabling you to defeat it and complete the game foreign Nice