Huge Drama At The Streamer Awards

The world is in a very weird state right now corruption has sunk its fangs into everything around us the price of eggs just keeps going up you could get a single carton of eggs for the same price as a down payment on a Tesla it the yeah

I can’t believe the wacky state of the world who would have thought but by far the biggest display of Injustice in our society was something that took place last night at the streamer Awards the streamer awards are an annual high quality production spearheaded by QT Cinderella it’s an event that every

Human being on the planet looks forward to every year and they make the Oscars ceremony look like a participation trophy awards show for the second string JV sports clubs at a high school it’s an amazing and fun event that just brings everyone in the space together to just

Have some fun and it’s voted on by fans to just kind of celebrate the space as you all know last year I was the recipient of the prestigious variety streamer of the Year category this year radio silence I wasn’t nominated for anything now me being an adult and being

The strong hulking masculine embodiment of what it means to be a testosterone-fueled Titan I can handle that I’m okay with it I understand but not everyone is as mentally strong or has my level of fortitude so there were riots there were protests at the streamer awards ceremony and I kind of

Just want to talk about that a little bit because I think it’s important too good it suits you man huh dude you’re like a fan for real yeah I’m nervous I watched it unfold live the chaos was almost too much for me to Bear people protesting on my behalf I never would

Have wanted such a thing but as you can see it was inevitable I wasn’t nominated for any categories and people they had enough so as you can see a few rioters showed up there I don’t know those men and I can only imagine the ones that didn’t make it that must have been

Protesting right outside but these three Noble Heroes snuck in as you can see they’re strategically planted in the blind spots of security like a game of [ __ ] Assassin’s Creed they had no idea they were there and uh well it only escalated from there as far as anyone

Who’s anyone is what wait what are we doing here they got to work on security you got some [ __ ] Hooligans we were nominated this year and it’s a bigger spit in the face than spit I’m spitting God’s face it’s like slapping God on his under and then asking them to come show

Up anyways I don’t know why we were nominated if you don’t have the respect to give us the time of day is this a protest yeah yep you got it right I think that I think they have something else oh it’s critical right now yeah a second what does that even mean

Garden and Sonic Adventure Battle 2 more like a bad after thought like the script and Avatar the way of water yeah have you ever heard of the franchise Hunger Games that’s my arm right there hey speaking facts what kind of care the franchise the guts to nominate us so now

We’re on protest yeah all right okay well let me ask you guys what would you what should you have been nominated for everything yeah everything yeah agreed they’re on to something here is Brendan Fraser’s talented actor bath water what when he was filming the whale after the

Shoot he took out the fat suit and for about six hours each day of shooting he would soak in a bath this is 75 Brendan Fraser sweatshirt don’t drink it they’re treating Brendan Fraser’s sweat like it’s poison which is honestly insulting I imagine if that truly was

His sweat in the jar like I imagine it would be probably ethically sourced right from Brendan himself you’d be lucky enough to be able to try some of that absolute sweet potion I’d be like a Panacea and heal all your wounds make you taller put more hair on your chest

Like what a generous gift they came bearing this is the most peaceful protest I’ve ever seen in my [ __ ] life for you really upset I told you the corruption is really angered the entire Community moist critical stream of this Charlie Charlie and Charlie’s stream uh-huh yes

It’s coming back to us right now because he didn’t have the courtesy to nominate us it’s kind of like spitting in God’s face and then asking him to beg for forgiveness this kind of pathetic because I figured that that was for you oh it was that for me that I don’t know

Who those guys are it’s just they’re as upset as everyone else is about this whole situation honestly it’s a shame this is me extending an olive branch I’m calling for a ceasefire this anger is misplaced it’s not the way of the Jedi this is a fan nominated ceremony which means fell off

That means my stream wasn’t clapping cheeks the way it was last year and as hard as it is to take responsibility there’s really only one place you can point your finger only one entity to shoulder the blame and that’s everyone but me it’s actually a giant conspiracy on the same level as

Hollow Earth there’s some true Foul Play going on behind the scenes not only in the community but on the platform itself I ask you when was the last time my stream was on the front page of twitch or even recommended on Twitch hmm do I do I hear zero because that’s the

Correct answer which is weird I mean I do a lot of innovative cool [ __ ] on Twitch like just like a month ago I was talking about Bill Cosby’s upcoming comedy tour and even chat was being very helpful with giving like ways to survive you know bring your own snacks if you

Start yawning immediately dial 9-1-1 like we go over important topics we do crazy [ __ ] like I played sons of the forest really fast and I only cried twice because of how [ __ ] bad that game was and how awful and boring the speedrun was that after the [ __ ] 20th

Time of running it point is I mean like hey you know these streams you know they’re just as good this year as last year I mean so something must have gone wrong uh there must have been some kind of outer forces at work in order to keep me suppressed or perhaps they didn’t

Want me to win too many times which I think is probably the leading theory but regardless it’s clearly not me who’s hurt I’m not the one offended it’s pandemonium on the streets right now of La those were only three protesters that made it inside the venue undetected but

I’ve seen pictures I’ve read reports about thousands upon thousands showing up wondering where is moist critical at you know I wasn’t on the ballot you know it’s not important though because at the end of the day the event was [ __ ] amazing QT Cinderella and the entire production team absolutely outdid

Themselves this was bigger and better than last year and I [ __ ] loved watching it huge thanks to QT Cinderella for letting me even watch party it in the first place I really wanted to go but I do have a legitimate debilitating fear of flying so that was kind of off

The table and it’s literally like a three-day road trip from where I’m at to get to California and that’s just a very difficult thing to make happen so I couldn’t be there myself but she allowed me to still co-stream it and watch it with the with the chat and celebrate and

Just be part of the fun but luckily you know I’ve cloned myself we have doppelgangers and they were able to attend in my place and they made a very fun spectacle out of it of course they were kissing each other per usual I still don’t fully understand

Why but like if you watch the twitch highlight of the streamer Awards when the Charlie’s are on screen they do a threesome kiss for some reason it’s it’s fantastic work absolutely and I guess that is what I’m known for you know kissing myself just a really huge thanks

I always appreciate that they’re willing to do something like that and it’s become just a cherished Tradition at this point so big thanks to Joel Haver Kevin Amarillo and Demetrios michalakis I think it’s always just spectacular so I just want to talk about this a little bit because the streamer awards are

Something that I think is very special I always love like I mentioned when a Creator does something big and branches out from just standard content online from like gaming or talking or whatever and doing these huge Productions and taking a risk like this and QT does it

Like no one else does the production the event is unlike anything else in the space it’s a huge venue very professional and just so well put together and fun and it always just it deserves a huge round of applause from everyone who enjoys live content or anything like that because it’s

Spectacular so I just wanted to highlight that and the great work her and her team have done for this absolutely [ __ ] killed it can’t wait for the next one next year and uh yeah it’s really about it see ya