I added your horrible ideas to minecraft

I’ve spent the past two months adding the most horrible ideas that you guys could possibly come up with to Minecraft like this like the IRS don’t worry they just want to make a nice fair trade with you everything I have for nothing it’s a fair deal they have nuclear weapons your

Ideas were actually so horrible and unplayable that I had to sort them in the folders starting with horrible and progressively getting worse and every time that I take damage I’ll be installing dozens and dozens more of them 20 seconds in and we have California I chiseled California down to

Its natural disasters 15 minutes in all the trees and water will be gone from Spawn we have to find shelter quickly you guys don’t understand how bad this is going to get these are your nice wave one mod ideas like worm or the Vietnam

War oh no oh my god oh it’s like a black hole it grows exponentially gets bigger bombs and planes as the game goes on we have to get out of here are you kidding me already stage one cursive no this is the worst one yet you asked for this

Specifically because I told you I went to public school oh look I bet he doesn’t know cursive that’s outrageous that you would assume that this is my sixth time trying to speedrun this my last attempt took me 26 hours oh dear God no we haven’t even been here for two

Minutes and we’ve already no clipped into the back rooms there is an ecosystem of predators back here hold on 16 damage 16 random mods and that’s the rest of the horrible ideas the next wave will be from Stalin and friends you have no clue how bad this gets oh God it’s

The Serbian national anthem and the live leak Watermark something bad is about to happen oh God what is that stage one Yugoslavia oh my God he’s evolving southern Europe has joined the game they multiply exponentially we cannot let them get back to the Overworld they will start wars with each other oh Jesus

Christ Mel Gibson has been added to the game he’s coming the music is getting louder no no no oh my God it’s a potion of Reddit moderator I’m sure there’s there’s no way out of this curse to die here in the Serbian bathrooms get back wait a minute oh my God no way

Yes oh my God it’s Patrick Bateman yes get him oh my God he’s Unstoppable Patrick made him with the three kill streak thank you Patrick you were the last entity that I thought I’d find back here I owe you one time to go back to the Vietnam War and I will never die

Perfect we’ve hit rock yes and it’s almost night we have to get underground oh my Vietnam has expanded they’ve acquired the B-52 why do you guys insist on the most violent ideas possible oh God no Europe has made it to the Overworld quick while we have our

Friends we have to get to a cave time to get very far underground Kobe perfect we got a mine shaft okay we have to hurry and get armor and tools communism will be in the next wave finally microplastics that’s right these bad boys are everywhere and that is not

Iron ore it is something far more powerful God the worms have eaten their way all the way down to bedrock they’re breeding down here my frames are dropping we have to move quick oh yes block of Florida man holding the power of one Florida man in our hands it’s

Incredibly rare no no no no no I forgot about invisible creepers and I dropped the Florida oh my God Shard of Obama chest plate leggings helmet cooked micro Plastics pickaxe sword another word Gucci down our mining is complete I took an embarrassing amount of damage from a

Skeleton so it’s time for new mods listen we’re going into Wave 2 now the thing about Wave 2 is it starts with tasks okay we have three annoying tasks that we have to complete and then we’ll be home free which one of you asked for the USA citizenship test this is the

Naturalization test that you have to take to become a US citizen if you have to complete it at random points throughout the game it’s 57 questions question number one what is the supreme law of the land the Constitution what is the Constitution do Boom honestly that one’s actually a good idea also which one of you asked for armor stands to just spawned randomly in the ground these can actually corrupt your world file if you don’t take care of them boom we have to constantly deal with these now no no it’s our first

Communism oh God no no no he’s right there okay I need a check no no no he’s bugging us get away from me the power of obvious compels you all of my work all of my hard work they replace your inventory with three Beretta stick and dirt uh uh

Okay and I’m back again with everything to lose and we have to get out of here though Vietnam is getting close and I took a ton of damage so it’s time for some new mods this one is titled Guantanamo Bay I’m not gonna elaborate on what that means god not only did you

Guys ask for Chick-fil-A but you also asked for God and to save time I combined the two if we don’t eat chicken which is measured by our chicken bar we perish we have to go find chickens that haven’t been killed by the California and the world is now devolving in the

Blocks of mobs you have no idea how annoying this gets we have to hurry the gods are upset with us every Chicken around here has been killed by an airstrike look at this this used to be spawn we might are you kidding me I didn’t oh I made Solid kind of like

Santa Claus you might not see him sometimes but he is real is that what I think it is we’ve entered new chunks the world generation is starting to disintegrate we’re back baby oil is back in business oh no no it’s the IRS we can’t let them take the

Chicken oh my God we have to try to outrun them perfect okay this is enough chicken to please God we need to get to a village villagers in this game mode sell weapons International arms dealers are the only way to win in this game mode oh my God

We have to hurry and that is a village oh someone wanted me to add their Uncle Terry everybody say hi Terry how dare you put Terry in the horrible idea of submission looks like a very nice guy I promise I won’t let anything bad happen

To you Terry and we have it six seeds for one thermonuclear Warhead they drive a hard bargain no no okay new mods I’m just gonna grab the rest of Guantanamo well things are getting worse oh God oh God they’re here they’re here no it’s Stalin pack of Stalin 14 seeds Okay

That’s more than enough who had the trade you gotta be the one yes six I’m only taking two okay let’s get out of here and Terry oh my God I gave him the dog and now we’re best friends it’ll follow me about Terry we gotta get you

Out of here there’s only one way out of a situation like this they just happened to pick one of the two guys out there with a nuclear weapon and no will to live Terry you gotta run man go go oh God Terry is alive he’s alive and well

Oh my God thank God we stopped them from destroying our village now that we’ve achieved a sustainable source of peace I think it’s time for a new wave of mods this folder is all of the existential crises that I’ve been waiting to encounter like Minecraft but the lava is

Rising there’s more blocks if we want to beat the game we have to make a portal right now oh God it’s worse than I thought okay we only have like one hour max until the stronghold gets covered in lava come on Terry oh no someone wanted sand physics on everything now half of

My inventory is slowly devolving into sand god this is horrible you guys have a dream and I built it truly the Mr Beast of people who need therapy we have fire do we have a lava pool no that’s a hellscape did I just right click bucket

Of grass this is so stupid I have to juggle so many different things we were right there but we went this is the casino where either you win your freedom or one of your really bad mod ideas gets Unleashed into the game I’m 17 hours into the speed run

Just let me get to the nether we did it we won this is my sixth no no no no no no God the lava is here all right there you go Terry toss on our nether mods I’ll see you guys on the other side welcome

To Ohio this is the landfill of all of your ideas that I didn’t really have a place for in the Overworld like this is yugoslavio a nice idea but I started doing research about Yugoslavia and I realized oh wait this actually doesn’t end well and I cannot put their military

Into Minecraft go back to Serbia oh oh no oh no no no no forgotty drops ancient debris you don’t want to know what happens when you pick up ancient the breeze it’s the IRS oh my God there is no safety anymore we gotta get to the Fortress

No no no you’re kidding me no this run is not over until I say it’s over that silent looking thing is a fortress I’m still at 60 frames give me something 33 I gotta go I gotta go oh my God where is it where is it dude it’s gonna be under

The lava there’s no chance there’s no chance this is it I’ve gotta do it a captain goes down with his mod no that’s it that’s the whole Speed Run no I’ll be damned if I let one thermonuclear Warhead stop me from doing what I want to do foreign

This all was not here an hour ago did my portal despawn it’s all gone oh no no oh my God Boom okay here we go let’s go God they’re multiplying it looks like Martha Stewart’s house in here oil will save us here God I love oil okay that’s ten we’re good enough to go boom there you go Terry go on through all right we have

To go quickly and get an ICBM before the lava consumes everything this is getting bad because this is the ocean this is literally not Minecraft this is a pile of stuff we’re back their favorite visitor is back the lava is right here yes yes yes see I made these mods

Realistic the Vietnam War mod doesn’t end it just keeps going I can’t get to the other portal we gotta make a new one here let’s go get pearls okay come here oh God I can’t I can’t put him in a hole can I he’s gonna step on a Lego and kill

Himself oh my god you’re kidding me how does that even happen perfect that’s all I need boom let’s go God this is madness this is bad the lava is here I cannot navigate this there’s only one way one final mod Boom TI-84 plus graphing calculator you wait from the first world if you’ve never done this before the secret password to the TI-84 plus graphing calculator Dimension it’s all downhill from here and it was all downhill from here after this Our Heroes World got corrupted and no matter how hard he

Tried he could not get it back meanwhile in Vietnam the Viet Cong overthrew Saigon and just like in this its gym YouTube video The Dirty commies one thank you for listening class