I (almost) Broke a Pay-To-Win SMP

The goal today is simple join a new public lifestyle smp become the most stacked in both money and hearts and essentially take it over that should be easy right my friend pulsify and i hopped into the s p for the very first time and there

Was a wide variety of npcs as well as a crates area of course most of the crates required you to spend a bit of your real life cash if you want to take a stab at getting some op items but that’s not why we’re here today we were here to not

Only get at the top of the two server leaderboards in terms of money and heart stolen but also to try to take it over but one of the crates was considered a vote crate presumably one that allowed you to vote for the server a couple of

Times and in return you would get a key for it so we both voted and i was able to get almost a full set of iron armor plus an iron hoe in lapis not a bad start and so before actually doing some grinding we tried to get some free stuff

From someone but let’s just say he ignored me but then pulsify found out we got in-game money from voting i got 750 oh yeah me too and we realized there was a shop you could buy items from while we couldn’t afford anything insane i decided to go with some diamonds i went

All in and got 34 for the both of us things were looking up and then finally i went into the wild to start doing the regular minecrafty thing got some wood and made armor as well as some weapons and tools i eventually got to mining but i also tried a way to get

A bit of money by selling some items i had in the auction house this may take a bit of time so while we waited pulsify and i headed out together into the wild we also noticed a player in chat constantly saying tpa for stuff or something like that va for a team

Okay cpa to be i got a good place my dude he was most likely trapping or killing players as you may not know this is pretty common on public lifestyle smps because when you kill another player you get one of their hearts however if you die you lose

A heart anyways pulsify and i began mining a bit to see if we can find any more diamonds the legit way but we almost already died due to the amount of mobs in the cave we were in we still kept going and even found a huge drip stone one but then this

Happened okay hold on i’m i’m like i’m like dude i can’t bro i’m like i’m like in limbo right now i’m so sorry bro my my whole game just like yeah yeah yeah my game like my fish was walking across my keyboard thank goodness for the power of

Slash tpa remember that theo guy from earlier though i noticed he was killing a lot of people i’ve seen in the death messages and was getting a lot of hearts for now we mind for a bit but then pulsify figured out something that would change our journey forever hello what oh

Hey my name is you’re probably confused why he’s on a different account well you see when you vote for the server five times obviously you can’t vote anymore until the next day but if you get another account that hasn’t voted yet you can vote again on

Set account and of course in return get some crate keys i think you can see where i’m going I also noticed that the theo guy was trying to team with me still it seemed pretty suspicious but if pulse pulsified could get some good gear from the crates we could try to kill him instead of him killing us i even tried to get some intel of what

Armor he had but the person with him didn’t budge however pulsify on his alt account gave me even more keys to use and let’s just say my luck was extraordinary i got eight diamonds i got six eight golden carrots not only did i get some diamonds and

Golden carrots but i got the perfect thing to use on theo n crystals and obsidian and egg crystals ooh baby and i got 16 obsidian we can end crystal we can everything was all coming together and i got theo on discord alright so i added him on discord

I think we should try to get him to trust us hello yo yeah no i’m not going to kill you bro why are you inviting so many people that’s the people oh what is that armor you have the full nether right and 37 hearts are you

Inviting us to your team if you want to join he had a whopping 37 hearts this may not be a cakewalk so we had to get more hearts ourselves and remember that pulsify had those alts we could use them for farming hearts not just getting keys

And that’s exactly what we did give me good bro here we go nice okay here let me just stand on here i’m going to take a quick break so that it doesn’t look suspicious real quick but then a moderator on the server came to us and we thought we were busted oh

Wait why is that with the trainees no spawn cabin spawn camping apparently was bannable and after telling him don’t worry about it he actually just listened and left us alone so we went right back to farming hearts oh he he left he left he didn’t even say nothing about it i’m

Gonna die of natural causes right now oh i still got 20 hearts was good and all but we needed to get a bit more to have a chance at killing theo so post fight whipped out his other alt so just punch me and then i jump down in here But then the mod from earlier suddenly went into spectator and we assumed that he was spying on us he’s in his back he’s in his back he’s in his he’s got that guys he’s back he’s in backpack he’s inspected oh my god so we had to stop for a bit to

Ease their suspicion and what better way to do that than to just build a house oh he’s so sus he’s i don’t know if he’s gonna buy it i don’t know if he’s gonna buy the owner’s on oh you know guys i think we’re busted eventually the

Mod left until we got right back to business Don’t be shy don’t be doing it now being at 28 hearts pulsefy and i felt more prepared than ever we happen to call with theo and his other teammates oh yeah hello gentlemen how are you yeah we’ve done a lot of talking they thought we were acting a bit suspicious

But we still persevered but it was a bit soft that you just no no no it’s not stuff it’s not sauce we why why would it be sus okay how would it be suck maybe you had the time to grind it just kidding no no that’s that’s not what

We’re doing okay we wanted to make sure that you’re a great fit theo also gave me a little base tour over screen share but theo’s team was extremely stacked on the server so i had pulse if i go in first with a tpa here i’ll dpd you first to make sure

It’s okay because i don’t have very much stuff yeah i’m very broke i’m very broke how many holes do you guys have i only have ten yeah i just started i’m brand new they didn’t kill him which was a great start i was a bit nervous that they may

Kill me since i had the end crystals on me but i knew i had to take a risk however they thought i had time to grind full netherite listen what listen you have full another right we should be says the video yeah you you have haunted rhymes what do you mean right

Right i’m the grind full of mother yeah right they were unsure of me coming as well but i tp8 the pulse anyway apparently pulse had gone to the nether since they had a nether portal at their base and so we made sure that we had everything ready oh wait what the heck wait

What it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine wait did you get it yeah yeah why is he what is he doing here and then we officially arrived i have to say theo was pretty intimidating but then a full enchanted netherite player was there too i was starting to get pretty tense that guy

Could definitely take the both of us on easily we checked out their base for a bit oh my word why is there so much obsidian here pulse can you give me the armor no well i thought i thought wait but i thought he made more for me that’s always first no he

Didn’t he didn’t make more for you no you don’t deserve any man and then we started to mine some of the obsidian at their base this probably wasn’t the best idea as they thought we were going to end crystal them which was technically our plan and so they were definitely on to us

What are you guys doing we’re getting obsidian very funny for stuff for nothing we’re just mining obsessions for interesting right because we have ingress yeah right right yeah right bro yes how long i listen i got on here and then i left and then i came back like dude

We’ve literally like spent maybe a good 15 minutes on the server right i made 30 minutes and let’s just say i was right pulsify died almost instantly and then theo went for me guys guys guys guys guys guys please please please please please i tried to block him off and then and

Crystal him but unfortunately i’m not the best with crystal pvp okay well oh my word we had lost everything our gear and crystals obsidian everything we’ve worked for up until this point but something we didn’t lose was our hearts and something even better and here’s a video where i became

Minecraft’s most wanted player where i had almost 100 players hunt me down subscribe