I Almost Died In Minecraft Hardcore Mode (S1E2)

Welcome back to Minecraft hardcore mode I’m completely addicted to this game no like it’s weird I will sit down just to do some strip mining and then five hours later I’m like what happened man it’s dark outside this game has a special ability to make you play just all day there’s so much

Stuff to do that you never get anything done that makes any sense anyways I did some stuff not recording since the last video set up a little bit of a farm upgrade in my house so it doesn’t look as terrible I made an enchantment table with the diamonds I

Made now I just need somewhere to put it Oh God as I literally can’t help myself I’m building an enchanting room this is why I get nothing done in this game cuz I do stuff like this please help me guys I can’t control myself I was like oh I’ll

Build like a small little enchanting room won’t be that hard to do then I went down and cut down like 50 trees to get all this wood could use planks but don’t know it had to be wood to make it look nice oh yeah I also got shaders so

Now everything just looks amazing this is what it looked like before this is what it looks like now big improvement look at that this guy looks like the real sky and the water is like oh no if I like this man it looks a little bit too good for Minecraft I’m realizing now

How sad I’m gonna be when I eventually die and lose all this but you know what it’s entertaining so alright it’s enchanting time really hoping for not silk touch here fortune that is good now my tools are shiny and I feel cool I don’t know how I feel about this bill I

Kind of like it but it’s also kind of gross no I like it alright this is the thing I can’t decide what to do I’m trying to build an enchanting room whilst I’m meeting some mute Aeneas Lee and at the same time I’m trying to drill out the inside of this

Mountain this took longer than you would think I think I might just stop here I fed the pit cows and now there’s even more of them okay I want diamond armor because I’m a scared of things and I don’t want to lose this world so I’m gonna go mining on diamonds

No no no no no no no no no what oh my god I threw my ender pearl dude I am so stupid I very easily could have died there why did I have an ender pearl in my water bucket slot I’m such an idiot mm-hmm I was way too close I honestly

Can’t believe I’m still alive I’m for sure that was it would have been a sad short let’s play mm-hmm every time I pick axe breaks it scares me so much I don’t know why but that sounds like so loud Oh what is that what are you throwing down Oh got him poison

And there’s a creeper how long is this poison last that creeper will kill me no God yes oh boy three diamonds that’s an insane amount to get love it when the creeper takes out everything else for you I’m literally all the way out of food so

It’s time to slaughter the pit cows I’m sorry I mean they knew it was coming I’ll force them to have babies one more time before I kill them the oh god I fell in the pit cow pit all right well only one way out I’m sorry all right you

Know what that’s enough pit cows to make more pit cows it’s fine I have a project idea I’m gonna hollow out the inside of that mountain wait what was that what allows you forget to die for your crimes yeah I’m gonna hollow out a layer on

That mountain and make like a room in it oh my god everything looks so nice with the shaders I see them I see those diamonds I’m gonna get you oh god no if I kill that oh nothing I just feel like a bad person now yes I see them better

Be more than two okay good three maybe yes I don’t like these underwater caves at all I am out of there do you guys want to see how far I Minds just watch this and there we are time to craft cool kid pants oh yeah put my old pants on the

Statue I want to eat your children I’m making a rule I can never make the pit bigger they’re always gonna be confined to just that 2×2 area only have one diamond left after making the enchantment table and there’s only one thing that you can do with one diamond

That isn’t making a shovel there’s no better way to spend the diamond not even being sarcastic like why why would you not make a jukebox right I hope this is a good CD oh god it’s disgusting I hate that I hate that so much dude I want the

Recorder when the one that’s like hold on I actually have a recorder right here all right shut up jukebox it’s time for me to share my music with the world you know the one I’ll play it in the background in case you’re a normal person could not tell what the hell I

Was trying to do with that recorder don’t ask why there’s a recorder in my room I like that one because all the other ones are like kind of trying to be good but that one just embraces how terrible it is right back to the actual game I want diamond boots and helmet so

We’re going mining with my fancy new diamond pickaxe I can’t remember if I added water down here and I’m definitely not gonna risk it yeah I did not add water if I had jumped down I would have died and off we go hopefully it doesn’t take me half an hour to find diamonds

Like it did last time I didn’t bring torches did I back up we go yeah now I can see things Oh Mike dude I literally mined like 10 blocks why couldn’t I have had this left when I was mining for like an hour earlier I swear if it’s eight

It’s literally five that’s the most I’ve gotten but I actually got eight from it since I have a fortune pickaxe now I know I’m not gonna find any for like a long long time but I just need one more and then I can have full diamond armor

How to find diamond oh my god it just started raining for the first time since I installed the shaders look at that there are spots of rain like on my screen you see how it’s distorting that also the ground looks wet this is amazing alright so I went on YouTube

Like a loser and just looked up how to find diamonds and apparently ya know this sounds like a scam to me but I’m gonna give it a try what you do is you place down a water bucket and then you dive into the hole like you can in 1.14

When you go diving but then you just keep on mining what you can just move around in a one by one area oh my god wait this is weird I’ve been playing Minecraft since the early days and this makes no sense to me how did I not find

Out about this earlier I’m just realizing now that getting back is gonna take forever oh my I found diamonds I didn’t even have to go that far that’s the end of my tunnel right there how many one two at least five six I’m a lucky boy no except now I’m upright and

Can’t get back in my hole I’m like surfing back this is weird I feel like I’m playing with mods on right now but I’m not or it just looks like I’m really tall and the walls around me are big but then there’s just like the giant

Floating blocks I don’t know man I don’t like it I think I’m just gonna mine normally this is the proudest day of my life I finally have enough diamonds to afford full diamond armor diamond boots diamond helmet I am unstoppable get rid of this garbage oh yes look at how cool

I am I’m giving my armor stand my boots and we still have seven diamonds left over I’m gonna try out the new music disc I found I hope it’s good nope and really just terrible the only good one is the recorder one this is not

Really a song I don’t like that I just realized the crops are wiggling that must be part of my favorite they did not used to do that oh my god they even made the soil look wet all right pit cows it’s feeding time where are you

Oh yes you like it when I feed you don’t you just know that I would never actually give you any food if you didn’t make babies for me to eat nothing personal all right I don’t want to leave this open because I’m afraid of creepers gonna get in or something but I also

Don’t want to build them a nice house because I I want them to suffer so we’re gonna build in the good old dirt house I mean this is just mainly to cut them off from sunlight don’t want them to be too happy do we will give them windows but

Not at the correct height okay I do need to be able to get in and out so I’m gonna have to give them a door but I will make sure to put it on the wrong side oh yeah doesn’t that just make you so sad oh that’s disgusting a lot of a

Little bit of cobblestone here and there just to mix it up a little bit I’m only doing this because it makes it look worse don’t worry I could have one of these pieces as grass and the rest are dirt all right yeah that’s that’s more like it that’s what you guys deserve now

For my protection not theirs I’m adding windows so like skeletons can’t shoot me and being too nice to them by giving them windows so I’m just gonna kind of beat them up with a door at some point there will be so many that they just crush each other to death right oh yeah

I think I think they’re taking damage yeah I think I hit the maximum amount you can have well you know what that means this is what’s left all right I need to get out but I don’t want them to escape no back in the hole don’t even try and

Escape beat you to death they’re trying to run away but they can’t because they’re in a pit one piece of wood there we go that’s a nice addition the roof is a little bit too perfect though I’ve got I might have gone too far with that that is completely and utterly disgusting but

You know what so are the pit cows so I’m okay with it how do I feed you guys so often oh yeah so I can eat your children there’s my house my enchanting house and then their house a year ago we were all making fun of this game and now this is

Like the game that everybody plays look at that that is too good-looking for Minecraft you know what I think one addition that the cow house is missing is a creeper hole oh no no not there that’s too close to my house you can blow up like right here yep all right

That’s more like it I see a cow not in the pit all cows deserve to be in the pit you can die it’s a good way to spend my diamond this diamond shovel I just enchanted the shovel and got efficiency three which is great but also fortune –

What does that even mean on a shovel do I get like more dirt my god look at how fast this thing is I mean it’s like that’s like I’m in creative mode look at this I wasn’t recording but I made one of these guys I didn’t do it like just

Because I like the way he looks I did it so I could harvest all this snow I don’t actually care about him I’m a terrible person you guys are lucky that I even feed you there are so many cows in the pit that they are merging together I do

Not know how many are in there I just built this entire overlook area took me a pretty long time but was it worth it probably not I mean I had to get so much sand for all this class and mind it all out and place all this cobblestone I

Also built like a cool little entrance but would I do it again also no yeah really just a terrible decision but hey now I can look at everything I’ve already built from slightly higher up if I have an idea of something I want to do

I can’t help myself I just do it I should really make a mob grinder for more XP oh god no here’s the thing about big XP grinders they are ugly so far most of my stuff isn’t ugly except for that but that’s cuz it’s supposed to be I do

Not know where I could put it that it wouldn’t just look terrible yeah I mean that looks pretty terrible what are you excuse me you friendly this crossbows don’t try and shoot me what how very rude of you that was weird we’re those things don’t judge me I haven’t played Minecraft

Since like the end update okay there’s more of them up here you guys sound so stupid bad omen doesn’t even mean okay so a raid will happen if I enter a village that doesn’t make any sense of course I was gonna kill them they came up and started shooting me I supposed to

Try and make friends with them yeah that really does look just terrible I’ll try and transform it into something else next episode but I’ve been playing for like a long time so I need to stop I think we made a lot of progress and I have yet to die which is always good

What’s the end card gonna be today