I am Calvin – MINECRAFT JUNGLE ISLAND SURVIVAL – PART 1

Yo Internet I am Calvin and this is minecraft but not the normal minecraft I’m doing a new snapshot let’s play on a survival island and I think to me a lot of fun so you guys will see the island and it’s going to be smexy um it’s like

A jungle mountain island it’s really cool let’s call it a I love that jungle Mountain Island alright survival structures allow cheats unlike last time bonus chest hells yeah our dough mix that’s the seed I guess there we go oh and were at the top – fantastic

Right um I’m home sick today from school so [ __ ] off and [ __ ] I apologize by this chicken right here should make up for all my misfortunes come here yeah I’ll let you two live and repopulate the chicken species cuz you know chickens are [ __ ] awesome okay um sort of the tallest tree and

Just stare off into the distance it’s gonna take a while so why don’t you do this I’ll give you guys a tour of the island before we start look at that sexiness let’s do something real quick go – there we go oh look a kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty

Kitty kitty don’t fall kitty kitty hey don’t fall don’t fall don’t fall mmm so this is our [ __ ] ocean that’s not loading and this is like the beach and everything in the trees and that you guys look know what Islands look like so they’ll figure it out ruin a cave I

Think there’s another cave on the other side – that’s bigger than this one at least that was pathetic ooh we don’t hear Dana doing it dude it do to do to do to do it oh [ __ ] okay so it’s gonna be fun it’s me fun on the bun

Okay I think I’m in survival not in trial right now got three creepers make that for whole family in here really yeah I know make that for yeah hmm it’s gonna be fun it’s gonna be real fun I think I’ve played on this one before before the whole before I knew about

This seed like I had a jungle I own the head of cave like this that’s a weird alright so and then we have a cave coming out here I want another kitty and a little island over there we can do [ __ ] with or something and that was the entire world I think I

Think okay yeah so and it’s just so cool let’s head back to our bonus chest and I promise I will not cheat for the most part I won’t cheat unless like it like seriously [ __ ] over by like some creepers and [ __ ] or like I can’t do I’m

Not gonna cheat alright I promise I told my children I wouldn’t cheat what I have children it’s not weird cuz I’m 16 unless questions stop asking questions so should get this started come on fly for us to run fly do you thing ever okay where the hell’s my bonus chest

Mmm-hmm well me that weirdo me that me that hey I fell from a higher place that fell out of the world because this is where I spawn so that’s how I was just a lied okay like they give myself one like what the [ __ ] what’s in here well this

Is gonna be my new home for a little bit reppin here game-mode 0 and yeah so let’s get started with our tree harvesting things which are up there [ __ ] ok can figure this out I’m Bear Grylls and I’ve been stalking the wild about three minutes now

Better drink mine face see the key is to get a creeper on your site then you can survive much easily much more easily in this harsh wilderness please don’t sue me for slander I prefer not to be sued for slander coal beans all right you

Heard him agree oh and I forgot to do this already but I’m going to probably do it by next episode and that is install mill creatures because mo creatures is [ __ ] awesome and makes this game a lot more fun not that it’s already not fun but it’s the same thing

Over and over to collect wood get this rock just add some you know make some [ __ ] up in there you know mm-hmm I don’t know what I have but it is not fun it caused me I have to stay home and make video game commentaries oh it’s torture

It’s just it’s horrible okay so it’s a really crappy tree thingy once I get an iron axe I’m gonna take it out all this [ __ ] probably not I like trees they’re cool they give me oxygen and cools oh wait wait so I don’t leave the top of the

Trees because you guys will [ __ ] and I’ll [ __ ] in my OCD will try to slap me and everything will just go downhill from there what the hell is happening chicken is this your sorcery no I love the game dishonored I think I posted one of my Let’s Plays up there yesterday I

Have done I played that game for a good hour so yesterday before which doesn’t sound like a lot but I filmed the whole thing and it was all just you know in a row just didn’t stop so I’m gonna cut it up and like eat different episodes we’re

Have to play again which is kind of sad cuz I like playing it but um probably play it by film but um yeah so I can upload what the hell is that mmm egg chicken but there’s a wolf alright so we got enough wood right now to make some sexiness so alright alright

Alright um take that make some crafts in this there we go oh and it’s gonna it’s kind of like you know not really but my computer’s a [ __ ] so gonna have to turn it back on the normal I’m sorry but I am getting a new computer I’m gonna build one my

Friend knows how to do that stuff he’s cool and you watched my videos so he’s even cooler add that right there hmm look at that creativeness right there that is creative now to make a sword so I can beat off creepers oh that sounded disgusting nevermind that’s sounding really bad you

Don’t know what that means don’t ask questions and you won’t get hurt at the kitty at the Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie Katie I want to make a you know find some spiders or some yeah some spiders want me to get string and go catch some fish you know some some

Fishing poles and get some kitties me begging find a dog probably not but I’ll try I’ll genetically-engineered dog made out of cats and chickens to become my slave of we’ll get there when we get there that’s what I’m trying to say and there goes that entire job are you serious are you

Serious I leave one [ __ ] block up there yeah okay we will get that tomorrow that’ll make a big tree do-do-do-do-do-do you’ll build my house on that like how I got a thing going across I like that idea shouldn’t domination domination down this milk live oh oh oh my god oh my god

That was [ __ ] Bear Grylls right there that was Bear Grylls holy [ __ ] damn that was cool that was awesome creepers got nothing on me nothing now what you don’t want to do once you reach nightfall you’re gonna want fine you know what secluded island preferably with a hotel

On it and then then get some car share service you know you know figure out the rest make sure to drink your own piss as well see you next time