I Am Moving Into Minecraft VR PERMANENTLY!

So I went on Twitter yesterday I bet you can tell where this is going I don’t really want to live on this planet anymore back in ancient times like in 2007 when Twitter was created you could do nothing about it but today we can thanks to the power of VR we can leave

This place and I have decided to move into Minecraft VR permanently it’s a big decision but it had to be made I said goodbye to my cactus and my crayfish balloon and started the program ah already feel at home but Killian if you move into Minecraft the Orban she

Starved to death I find logical errors in YouTube videos no I won’t starve you see one day in Minecraft is 20 minutes in real life and I’ve eaten one of those fish food pellets that lasts two weeks which means I don’t have to eat anything

For two and a half years in the game on the other hand a big problem with Minecraft VR is that if you die here you die in real life that seems like a pretty big deal why haven’t I heard about it well someone took Microsoft to court and

The tech giant won the case because they pointed out they could not be sued because anyone who tried to sue them would be dead that’s why my current priority is to secure the physiological needs to survive I’ll focus on shelter first by finding a village not gonna

Live alone in the forest that’s a crazy person decision as opposed to a sane person decision like moving into Minecraft I found one hello villager what is the name of this village it’s called oh okay then from now on I am poor ish my first morning as a whole

Citizen I need to build a house similar to theirs so they don’t stone me for ruining the village aesthetics all I need is wood and stone if I had a murderer dooba dooba dooba dooba dooba dooba dooba dumb this is nice this is all its

Going to be by the way just a simple video of me relaxing in Minecraft they are if you were hoping for an overly complex plot with lots of layers and storylines you’ve come to the wrong place look at that I finished the house beautiful view and a cozy second floor

Now we need to focus on the other two needs water is easy I have it right over there tastes exactly like I expected pixelated water to taste now I need to create my form for food wilt for bread and of course liquid bread potatoes and then I

Can mix that with wheat soil to create chips and beetroot so I can make some delicious squash do I have anything else I can grow carrots I hate carrots and I won’t tell you why I have secured all the basic needs now I move on to the second level security in layman’s terms

I gotta get a job no offence to unemployed people they make up 94% of my audience but in pre electric times if he didn’t have a job they threw you out of the village hmm what am I qualified for write jokes on the Internet it’s not gonna help me here if an EMP

Destroys all electricity be sure to leave out food for starving youtubers and doesn’t seem to be any police around I could cook no Mojang said they won’t add hydrochloric acid until the next patch I don’t like the son of the farm and I can’t become a butcher because I

Feel bad for fictional animals as opposed to real animals I need a job similar to my previous one where I tell people my opinions and no one dares to oppose me wait yes of course I should become a cleric I’ll just stand in front of everyone and

Call them terrible people I go talk to the previous cleric he did not want to leave his job villagers your previous cleric ran off with an exotic dancer I am your cleric now no I am not covered in blood this is from all the borscht ayat’ but Kilian how does a cleric make

Money medieval priests had this trick they called faith blackmail hey I saw you eat bread on the specific day we aren’t allowed to eat bread give me a mirage we’ll go straight to the nether hey Katoch refer some of your maps aren’t completely accurate give me a more also

Go straight to the nada everyone give me emerald so you’re all going to the nether it carries on like that time moved quickly metaphorically on top of time moving quickly you know what I mean I’ve lived here for a year starting to consider this place my home I do miss

Stuff from the real world though a cold glass of soda the smell of freshly cut grass but most of all I miss I missed that video of a lazy eyed cat who wants chips he tries to dig through the bag but but he’s not allowed to eat them if

I had all of those things this would be a paradise maybe I don’t have to finish the security step and can move on to love and belonging let’s go make a friend hello okay run away hi there I don’t think you’re allowed to say that word good day that’s rough

Buddy I should get going I could really use an icebreaker to start conversations as a Clara can only have this red stove wait a rate we’re being invaded my flock is being massacred precisely the moment I’ve made three harps of a friend I need to make weapons but Brando

Because I skipped that step I have all these diamonds I can learn how to but I need more time I only know how to use redstone wait time redstone oh my Nolan I have to build minecraft VR in Minecraft VR I have to go one layer deeper where time

Is slower the autumn it is it’s gonna be so confusing and complex the one thing I didn’t what happen bye for now I’ll be right back I’m awake and it’s cold water oh no it should be ice when it’s this freezing you see on the second tip of

Your level on virtual reality games box usually manifest themselves as bugs but because minecraft is made in Java it manifests itself as coffee but because minecraft doesn’t have coffee and coffees 90% water bugs manifest themselves as water the point is every day the second I finish the sentence

Okay so it’s just normal water okay I need to find out how to make weapons using diamonds but first I need to get down from here I only see one option I’ll have to jump down into water but this is a huge risk if here the VR arched a torch take my

Way down but I’m on my own and I really really need to get back to what this video was previously about right I can’t do it hah and no slot I have hidden traumas about our slots Geronimo I survived and I feel like I’ve become so connected to the VR that it feels

Like I’m playing normal minecraft what’s a cool in-universe explanation for my computer not being able to handle amplified VR let’s go hunt some diamonds I’ve searched for maybe two weeks but it’s felt like two hours it’s probably been two hours and I can’t find any diamonds only coal and redstone of

Course of course on this level time moves faster that’s why the mountains are so tall and the diamonds would have turned back into coal I need to pick a new weapon a bow because that would be really cool in VR for that I need string and that’s dropped by spiders here’s a

Spider cave next to our carrot patch oh I should take a look in what on it there are those things okay slowly walk away I’m minding my own business hi there ah the creatures are weird wait of course it’s so logical not only this time moved faster here minecraft salsa

Cubicle so it moves four times faster and the manifestations of spiders would have evolved into impossible minecraft shapes I can’t defeat these things because I don’t have any weapons I’ll have to weigh them out we need to go deeper I need to create Minecraft er in Minecraft

Er in Minecraft er time there will be way further ahead and these spiders would be long gone and then I can collect their string this is so complex I didn’t want to be this complex goodnight I’m awake again I need to get string hot damn everything is breaking

Down either the minecraft engine can’t handle all this information or my brain is melting both things are equally terrifying I should see if I can buy some string in this village hello it’s me Leo DiCaprio you are currently in Minecraft VR minecraft VR I’m here to

Rescue you but I need to find some string you saw some east of here thank you I’ll head there right now no ocelots I can’t do this but I have to get string my only way a supports all through the nether you see one step in the nether is eight

Steps in the real world but because we are three levels – one step is actually 24 steps which would mean right here wait where am i ah back in New York I must have left the game I can’t possibly still be in the game right

I should spin a coin to find out wait we live in a cashless society now I am definitely back in the real world look there’s the Chrysler Building I need to find a slice of pizza it’s way better than Neapolitan pizza because I’ve been in New York in my entire life

Hey by San Jose you doin ah the New York llamas it’s like meeting Frank Sinatra thank ninja turtles I left minecraft I’m gonna miss whatever it was I did back there but it’s time to get back to my real job as a New York plumber who only helps people that don’t like

Carrots hello New York library hello bear wait a minute something’s very wrong 1 2 3 4 5 is the Bank of America Tower is 287 meters tall where literally everyone in the universe knows it’s always been 287 point nine meters tall wait a minute I’ve never been to New

York in my entire life I’m still in Minecraft and it’s collapsing I have to get out of here I died but I’m alive I know this place this is the dev room here is where I will spend the rest of eternity unless I come to a big realization about myself and develop as

A character but that’s not gonna happen unless unless I have dramatic music by Hans Zimmer in the background – dialog over but I can’t really afford him not within my budget maybe something that sounds similar but is copyright free I have lived here for what feels like 27

Seconds but it could be more as I am dialoguing it’s only me this endless void and a chest that I dare not open for I know what’s in the chest it’s the sweet stats made me want to move to Minecraft I have to read it to reach self-actualization hello it’s me

Killians wife I am going to declare at an ocelot store I sure hope I don’t get mauled to death she was mauled to death and it’s my fault I bought her perfume even though it had a warning label that said it smell good enraged ocelots I have to accept that I

Killed my wife hey I’m back well that was a fun gameplay session but I’m so hungry though I could really go for some bashed then maybe I can come back and play some more minecraft I’m sorry this took so long to make I have a lot of problems

With it technical and writing problems talked a bit about it on my discord at discord GG / Gilliam or Lincoln top comments