I bought CURSED Amazon plushies

– Hello and welcome back, my beautiful Froggy Army, to another video. Many of you probably watched my previous series where I bought fake Squishmallows from Amazon. Tried them, rated them, tried not to get scammed. That series has unfortunately been retired here on the channel. Rest in peace.

But we have a brand new fresh series here that we’re gonna do on Amazon, which is gonna be pretty much the same thing, except in this series, we’re gonna be trying to find and buy the most cursed Amazon plushies, ’cause Amazon has some freaking cursed plushies.

I have come across so many weird things in my time trying to find fake Squishmallows, so there just needs to be a whole series about the cursed plushies that Amazon has. And low and behold, on my actual account on Amazon,

When I am just browsing for other things, I came across two very cursed plushies. So I already have two to start us off today. And we’re just gonna see, are the cursed plushies good or are they a little too cursed? Let’s find out. So this is the first one that I found.

Yes, it is a fake Squishmallow. Fake Squishmallows can be included in this cursed Amazon plushie series, but they’re not gonna be the main focus. But when I saw this, I was like, you know what, it has to be in the video

Because you open the big one and you take the small ones out of it. How can I not buy this? There’s also a 5% coupon. So that’s great. So, yeah, it looks like this is just a little family of fake Squishmallow dinosaurs.

You get five of them for the low, low price of $32.99 USD. I can’t believe that you unzip him in the back and put the babies inside. It is just so funny. We are immediately adding that to the cart. There is this thing which yeah,

We came across this raccoon in one of the episodes. Here is the next item that I found. Look at this listing. We’ve got shark with abs, different shark with abs, dog with abs. Why is it so humongous? Duck with abs, a different shark, third shark with abs,

Lobster with abs, and the good old frog with abs, which I actually already have. So these are extremely cursed. The dog being the most cursed one. I don’t know if I can handle the dog, to be honest. I think I’m gonna go more of the duck route. It’s a little bit cheaper anyway.

I don’t necessarily wanna spend $33 on this ugly cursed dog that I don’t want. At least the duck is like kind of cute and I can just maybe keep him. The real way to find these things is after you get kind of a cart going,

You get suggestions and oh, boy, do these suggestions get cursed. We got the cursed Garfields. What is that about? Okay, see, this is what I mean. Amazon has the strangest genres of toys. Why- there’s so many different various animals in peanut cars. What is this about? Oh, my goodness.

We have another version of the frog with abs. Okay, let’s check this one out. This one, he’s flexing. Oh, he’s flexing on us. I love how she’s cuddling directly into his pecs. Okay, then. There’s another duck with abs. Do we get the duck? Do we get just a bunch of ducks with abs?

What is this? Why is there a cat shark? Okay, okay, okay. So there is this cat shark, a different cat shark that is much more cursed ’cause at least this one’s, like, cartoony. A cat caterpillar. Oh, got it. Just kind of a normal looking cat. Okay, that’s cute.

Normal looking unicorn and normal looking unicorn. Okay, this is very cursed. I don’t like this. This one is so much cuter. This one’s cursed. Like, I know it’s a little bit cute, but it’s also cursed. We’re adding it to the cart.

I keep seeing this listing with this goose, and they’re just choking him. Stop choking him! Oh, my goodness. Just a big, chonky little tiger. He’s so cute. Wait, they have a whole line of them of just, like, chonky animals. They’re so cute. Oh, my goodness. The bear. What is this? What is this?

Why are they making Slenderman cats out here? Why is he laying like that? No. And why are all of these cursed plushies so expensive? At least the fake Squishmallows were cheaper, but these are all, like, $30 to $40. What the heck? Oh, my goodness. Bread cat.

Okay, let’s open that in a new tab. And then we got this little, like, cursed chonky axolotl. Actually, is he that cursed? Not really. Not really, honestly. They have so many. Oh, the frog is so cute. The bread cat, however. However, that’s a little cursed. Just a little bit. Just a little bit.

I love the picture of him just, like, totally deflated. I think we’re going with bread cat. We’re gonna add bread cat to the cart. Usually I’ll get, like, maybe one or two more, but these all seem like they’re pretty big, and they are pretty expensive.

So I think we’re gonna go with these four. I’m gonna go ahead and check out and then just wait for them to arrive, and I will see you once they’re all here. All of the plushies have officially arrived, and I am scared.

The most recent one to get here is, I believe, the cat shark. In this…. In this- Okay. How does that fit in here? How? I suppose we’re about to find out. Oh, my goodness. I feel so bad for this. Poor thing. Let’s get it outta here. Oh, goodness. Oh, goodness. Um. Um. (laughs)

This poor thing. Yeah, that’s definitely a cat shark. Yeah, it is. He’s just a little wrinkly, but I think with some time and maybe a quick run in the dryer, he’ll be all right. He’ll be okay. So this is obviously a larger plush,

And I feel like it’s pretty good quality considering it has these weird features that a cat plushies wouldn’t normally have. So I feel like that’s pretty decent. Like, pretty nice. It was $25.99, so up to you if you think that’s worth it.

I feel like that’s an okay price for a big plushie like this. Definitely kind of like novelty, just silly kinda plushie. So honestly, I’m gonna give this one like a five out of five. I have nothing to complain about.

I feel like price is subjective, so one person could think that it’s worth it, one person could think that it’s totally overpriced. So that’s really up to the individual. But I think it’s really cute. Again, no complaints. It’s soft, it feels quality, like it’s what it was advertised as, just a little wrinkly.

We’re starting off pretty strong, honestly. That was not that cursed. It was pretty cute. Next, I just reached in and grabbed whatever. I think this is the Squishmallow ones. So I’m gonna go ahead and open this up. Oh, my goodness. Sir, do you need medical attention?

I don’t know what to do about this. Actually, okay, okay. I think it’s all right. Is this what I’m supposed to do? I feel like I’m using one of those paddleball things. Anyways. Okay, so here is the Squishmallow knockoff dinosaur. Very long. This was $31.99.

So the thing about this one is that it has a zipper. And you open the zipper and you can oh, my God. You can reach in and pull out the little baby ones, which are also kind of like, deformed a little bit and also very long.

I don’t know what pattern they’re using for this, but besties pick a shorter one. They’re so long. Honestly, the little ones are very cute. Like, this is pretty freaking cute. Let’s pull out the rest. It should come with four. There’s four of these things in there. This feels incorrect. (laughs) Oh, goodness.

Number three, he’s got some issues, and he’s also got black thread on him. Okay. And a piece of plastic under his eye. Okay. All right. There should be one final one in here. Yep, yep. Okay. This one doesn’t look that bad. He’s just a little wrinkly. I honestly don’t know at this point.

I feel like I’m in a fever dream right now. So, yes, it is $32, but it comes with four little baby ones. Wow. Let’s say that these are $5 each. That’s 5, 10, 15, 20, and then another 10 for the big one. So I guess that’s fair.

This isn’t the most amazing quality thing ever. It’s very misshapen. More so than the usual fake Squishmallow knockoffs that I would get in our previous series. Oh, God. Why can I do this? Do we as a society ever question ourselves and ask ourselves, should we?

Anyways, as I was saying, I think it is misshapen because it has to have this, like, inner pocket lining thing. I don’t know how I feel about this one. It’s a funny concept. These are cute. $32 for some laughs, I guess. I don’t know. I’m gonna put these back in.

And then also when you’re holding it, you can feel these inside of it, and it’s just kind of odd feeling. So I’m gonna give this one, I guess, a 3.5 out of five. I don’t really have anything bad to say about it except it’s just kind of misshapen

And wonky and, like, maybe a little expensive ish, I don’t know. Very cursed. Very cursed. Next we have the bread cat thing, the thing that was just a loaf of bread and also a cat. Yeah, that’s what we got here. Here we are. Here we are. It’s upside down.

Again. It was vacuum sealed. It’s wrinkly. Wait, why is there a zipper? Oh, you can just take out, like, the body. This is just like the little pillow with the stuffing. Okay. Okay, so you can wash it. That’s kind of nice. This one also has a tag, which is nice.

The first two didn’t have a little tag. I would say the stuffing is not really that nice. This isn’t really that cuddly. I wish it had some softer fluffier stuffing, to be honest. But it’s a cute design. It’s a cute concept. This is definitely, like, a good cuddle, like, pillow plushy thing.

What do I wanna rate this? I don’t know. I think I am gonna go with a four out of five, because I really do like the fact that it has a zipper and you can take it off. Like, that’s a nice feature. But I’m also deducting a point because of the stuffing,

And the price was $18.99 for the 23.6 inch. They do have bigger sizes if you’re interested, but I feel like that’s pretty decent. Like $20. I’m gonna go with my definitive four out of five stars. This one’s just funny. He’s just funny. He’s just a little guy.

And last but not least, we have the good old duck with abs plushie. Let’s get into it. This poor dude is struggling in there. These are so weird. It’s like a different texture. This is very flat. Again, vacuum sealed. There is literally no stuffing in the legs. Like, very, very little. But I guess it’s so he has, like, floppy legs, so he’s kind of funny like that. I don’t know.

I really don’t like that the abs are so pink. Why are they so pink? He’s really cute. He’s got a cute little face, you know, he’s got, like, some broad shoulders too, which I guess maybe he’s supposed to be, like, muscular. So I’m gonna give this one a three out of five.

Like, he’s all right. He is cursed. Yes. Pink abs, very disturbing. Disturbs me very much. He’s all right if you want a little laugh, I guess. Honestly, I think my favorite just, like, actual nice plushie was the cat shark. And my favorite for cursed-ness was the Squishmallow one

Where it has the little mini ones inside of it. I just can’t get over that. So let me know, how did you like this video? Do you like the cursed Amazon plushies? Do you want me to do more? Which one was your favorite, most cursed plushie in this bundle?

Definitely the dinosaurs, just can’t get over it. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed this video. Don’t forget to hit like and subscribe on your way out. I would very much appreciate it. Thank you so much once again and I will see you in the next one.