I Bought CURSED Items From Amazon …and I’m Scared

What is this oh my God hold on I’m so mentally stable it’s insane insane all right I recently realized it’s been a year since I got mouth Cloud well actually it was a year in June so I kind of missed mouth Cloud’s birthday I’m sorry mouth Cloud happy birthday

Oh you’re welcome I love you too for those of you who don’t know I bought mouth Cloud on the completely unhinged Instagram shop tab which is now not there they took it away in February of 2023. I wonder if we had anything to do with that but for mouth Cloud’s birthday

I wanted to do another video to get some more cursed items and because the shop tab doesn’t exist what do I do so I thought for a second where could I buy anything that I need at any given moment oh yeah Amazon oh that’s right get ready to see the most

Cursed Amazon items you can buy and I I bought some but the first the first thing that I thought I needed was a cursed shirt you know to wear during the video because this is this is too normal it’s not cursed so I figured I’ll just

Search cursed shirt on Amazon and uh I was not disappointed some of my favorites of course sufficiently Sauced commit tax fraud they can’t catch us all this thing ah yes enslaved moisture that was a top Contender and uh the possums howling at the moon but for me none of

Them compared to this Consciousness is an illusion it’s worm time baby and then there’s these little furry worms baby spelled wrong I have no idea what any of this means this is completely a curse shirt no idea don’t worry I made it purple so it fits the

Aesthetic in the brand let’s see what kind of reviews we had that led me to this decision life-altering love that Perfection fantastic what period this shirt is transcendent it is my new favorite shirt my third eye is open because of this shirt I’m scared here we are the greatest t-shirt of all time

Definitely not cursed definitely not confusing I must wear it forever could you imagine is every video from now on this was what I wore every single video because it’s worm time baby all the time happy birthday mouth Cloud does this shirt please you listening just the fact that I’m wearing this now

And I keep seeing it in the camera is amazing I didn’t get pants because I mean what’s the point you can’t see it but I was like I need to take this look a step further I should get a hat so again Amazon searched cursed hat some

Top contenders were women want me and fear fish me oh wait Consciousness is an illusion women want me and fish fear me lone wolf this really cute couple kissing I am unwell which was actually I thought would go perfectly with this shirt but it wasn’t gonna arrive for

Like a couple weeks but I had to go with my top pink the one that maybe I would wear again I’m so mentally stable it’s insane which I also thought would fit perfectly with my outfit today oh my hold on okay this is a look if you saw

Me at your local grocery store with this and this like what would what do would you want to be friends or would you want to get as far away from me as possible I’m not exactly sure what I would do actually the Hat tells people that I’m

Good though so it’s fine so mentally stable it’s insane I was hoping there would be some funny reviews for this but there wasn’t it just was talking about how great the Hat quality was which I mean it is and it’s embroidered ooh I’m probably gonna regret doing this but I’m

Going to VidCon in a month-ish a little over a month if I get over a hundred thousand likes on this video before VidCon I will wear one if not both of these items I’m probably gonna regret that future Lauren here I just checked the last cursed items from Instagram

Video I did and that’s at 160 000 likes at this point without me even asking people to like the video for a reason so I’m upping it 200 000 because I don’t know if I actually want to wear this in public but I will do it 200 000 likes

VidCon I will you will see one if not both of these moving on now I just searched cursed items on Amazon and I was not disappointed I had plenty to work with I mean we got a blobfish toy uh this rubber ducky thing we have banana doll plush that looks familiar oh

Yeah it’s conscience my conscience I bought this just because I wanted it not for a video just bought it he’s been in like a bunch of videos now including this one because he’s a cursed Amazon item this video is for you I mean no mouth Cloud it’s for you I promise

I didn’t mean it okay tell me this is it’ll look tell me this is not the type of person that you would want to be friends with everything you need to know about me is right in this shot okay I got my friends I got my hat

My shirt I’m so mentally stable it’s insane all right it’s worm time baby because Consciousness is an illusion I’m gonna lose my freaking mind I I have already who are we kidding yeah there was this snail soap dispenser that I was thinking about Gibby requires coochie I mean

I don’t know what that reference is But continuing on with the wearable items I found this the Typhon eye sleep mask funny blindfold for women men kid let’s see what the reviews say dogs don’t like it the mask does what it’s made for and looks hilarious but one of my dogs hates

It and tries to pull it off perfect Darkness great eyes fell off well that’s oh terrifying because you know when I’m making YouTube videos sometimes I have really bright lights constantly shining in my eyes sometimes they get dried out I thought maybe if I wear this in some

Of my YouTube videos they’re so lifelike that you guys won’t know that my eyes are closed and I can rest them but it still feels like I’m looking directly at you guys in the eyes so that we form a personal connection I’m gonna test it

Out see you can’t even tell that my eyes are closed I mean except for the true fans that know I don’t have blue eyes let’s see what I think this probably gives it away as a look has the whole ensemble oh look have I reached my final

Form am I looking at the camera hey guys Lauren Z side here because this is how I always talk in my videos oh there we go oh this is gonna this is gonna revolutionize my eyesight during videos it probably looks like I’m staring directly into your soul and that

Is what I always try to do in my videos so this gets a five star from me oh my gosh I just got the best idea or the worst idea look Oh No I gave mouth Cloud the gift of vision happy birthday so every time I searched a different cursed item I found lots of Nicholas Cage stuff I don’t know if that’s an Amazon thing because there was no Nicholas Cage curse items on the Instagram shop tab R.I.P but there’s so

Many on Amazon and so I felt like I needed to get one I could have gotten this I could have wrapped myself in a Nicholas Cage skin blanket I could have gotten picolas cage but I chose the one item that just kept coming up this pillowcase and I can see that people are

Using it for very cursed reasons it’s so creepy it’s perfect it’s a national treasure I don’t know if you’re ready but is glorious I gotta put him on a pillow hold on okay so in theory we should be able to do something like this am I in the skin

Color up here that’s why I got purple so it fits my office and unsuspecting people can use it and then all of a sudden be like oh what’s this what is this oh my God is that Nicholas Cage why yes it is it is Nicholas Cage because you are my

National Treasure oh my god let’s purple out his eyes Nicholas Cage says all hail mouth Cloud that is horrifying it’s cursed and I love it okay this is the last non-edible item which is scary to say and also this is probably the scariest item of all of

Them Lily host a ghost yeah uh I this thing is now in my house I’m not sure what I’ve Unleashed by buying it Lily I mean it sounds nice there’s the rules right here if you want to see unbox Lily do not Place her near mirrors I don’t know what that’s about Place

Lily in an area you want to protect move her around to protect an area or to frighten a friend be nice to Lily do not be surprised if she moves while you’re asleep put her away outside of October 1st to November 1st while Lily is a Halloween season tradition she gets

Bored the rest of the year and will get into Mischief oh my God this is like Elf on the Shelf but terrifying we recommend putting her away during the rest of the Year Lily is known to move on her own make lights flicker and create autoromas

In the middle of the night Lily was made to ward off malevolent forces in October okay how bad could she be love Lily she is perfect see I’m not too scared but if I start saying weird things happen in the next couple months because she’s probably gonna be in my office you guys

Remind me that this this is oh that this is supposed to be a way it’s almost halloween-ish all right this is for her this is Lily I’m just hanging buyer it’s like don’t mistreat her be nice to her okay I mean I didn’t mean that you’re

Beautiful uh so this is Lily and I’m now hosting a ghost I’m now I now technically have a haunted home I didn’t before but now I do this is literally a cursed item from Amazon so yay me she’s pretty cute she’s got a beanbag butt so

She kind of just like sits you’re gonna be my favorite Halloween decoration now you guys just holding her like this and I was like ah she got me then I look over and I just see this like this is nothing compared to this I was wrong I

Had one more item before the edible items and I can’t believe I forgot about it because it will help me achieve my final form articulated finger extension boy oh yeah [Laughter] okay well worth it now I have achieved my 504 can I pick things up nope nope I’m you useless all right then

I’ll keep it on this hand use my other hand to show the last two things okay so edible cursed items this one has given me lots of anxiety since I ordered it because I know I’m gonna have to taste one crickets crickets sampler gift pack sour cream and onion bacon and cheese

Salt and vinegar I’m the one that chooses what I’m gonna buy and have and need to test I don’t know why I chose this 4.3 calories per cricket diet snack oh my God I thought the one was moving I thought one in here was moving and I know it’s a more normal

Thing not in the U.S I’m gonna introduce the second edible thing because then I think I’m gonna go Force Bobby into doing this with me oh great I’m bleeding Lily was this you I am cursed all right the last cursed item I got is Lester’s Fixins variety six pack it’s uh the most

Interesting flavors of soda I have ever seen and from the photo you can see that we have pumpkin pie probably wouldn’t be that bad peanut butter jelly again probably not too terrible sweet corn could go either way buffalo wing and you know what you need with your buffalo wings ranch dressing this is

Gonna be disgusting both of these they’re all of them and I was gonna taste test them in this video but I feel like I need more time I feel like it either needs its own dedicated video or YouTube short I don’t know I feel like

This video is gonna be too long if I put all of the taste testings in be its own thing so if you want to see us actually taste these let me know in the comments sorry if I disappointed anybody but we will we will taste these I think these

Deserve their own video because in case I throw up I would rather that not be on this video I would rather it be encompassed into one disgusting video not a cursed video a disgusting video but I will eat the Crickets so let me show all my things to Bobby hey Bobby

Come here I bought some new things I am so mentally stable it’s insane yeah that’s good I wanted to make sure people knew it’s worm time baby oh you know you have a problem with mouth Cloud I do I’m not a big fan of math Vlad oh no I made

Him I made him is this better no oh well actually hold on hold on he’s cute now hold on I kind of like it you’re not bore scared now that he can see you her mouth Cloud it’s me it’s Unstoppable now oh no except well just wait till he gets arms

And legs oh he’s gonna keep evolving yeah it’s his one year birthday had him for a year really yeah it was like a lot longer only a year so I got him and I got uh this thing you wanna no thank you it’s gonna hold her no thank you hold

Her why I don’t wanna hold this ah you’ve been cursed now how did you touched it Eddie you got a big look at her butt don’t show her to Melody because Melody’s gonna lie I know Melanie will love it that’s so creepy right now baby see baby see baby hi baby

Oh baby this is what Melody would be doing her name’s Lily oh hi Lily what is she I don’t know it’s called host a ghost who’s the ghost there’s a ghost in here yeah only if you mistreat her apparently oh this would be nice to her

Yeah I also got Nicholas Cage what oh I like to better the other way what are those eyes like this well then he’s more cursed the point of this video is that it’s all cursed stuff everything’s cursed everything’s cursed why why did you bring this into our house I also

Just realized wait give me you want him yeah hello there Mr Nicholas Cage I realized my lighting see I couldn’t decide if the lighting should be purple or red because it’s cursed stuff I did the whole video in purple I changed it to red or something and now it’s well

Good you can sleep I like how this creates now oh I have this I can sleep or something no you can’t pick up anything with this a Mistreater oh I did it can I try hello I think I’m just gonna use that for the rest of my life is that cool

I like that you’re enjoying all this stuff that is not liking it here we go that’s probably her favorite place to be okay so I originally was gonna have us eat and drink something that’s cursed but the drinking I think is gonna take too long and I think that it could warrant

Its own video I have all these gross sodas there’s buffalo wings soda and Ranch soda I’ve heard of ranch soda I know it’s not good oh I forgot to show this one before baking soda we’ll do it for like another video release because we are going to have

Crickets are you serious yeah they’re real bugs yeah no I don’t want them yeah nope would you eat one if I told you it was bacon and cheese flakes really no oh what I have one of us has to do I’m not doing it you’re not gonna do it no I

Don’t want to eat bugs I have to this is terrible I’d rather drink all these sodas than eat one bun I’m like it’s like it’s showing the bugs parts from Amazon but you could get them I don’t care a drumstick or a breast this is terrible which one should I have none of

Them so out of all of the cursed items this is the one that you you’ve had enough of I would not no yeah we could do no Melody loves no no no no no she loves dead bugs we could just like put one of these outside and pretend it’s a

Dead bug she doesn’t try to eat them she’s just like don’t like this video anymore I’m gonna use the comfort of Nicolas Cage should I not eat one I don’t want to you have to now what do you mean you could say that you ate a

Cricket I feel like I have eaten a bug before I’ll do it we really would you pick uh I was gonna do sour cream and onion I thought that would be the strongest taste I’ll be going at the same time all about this I’m not either

You want to name it first no what’s wrong with you she didn’t tell me we were doing this today I did not I would have been very against it I don’t want to like I might go look at it it’s gonna pop my mouth

It’s a puff I looked at it don’t look at it I’m gonna get one without the legs disgusting I get sick don’t do it then I don’t want to be responsible I’ll do it I’m doing it all right ready cheers you’re doing it like face first I’m gonna eat it ready

I don’t know why I made I don’t know why I got these three two one go and I don’t have anything to wash it down either I do done did it live in our best lives thank you Amazon okay review I don’t feel good about myself why you should have you got point

S the protein this is oh the second I like finished eating it I just felt like a chill of course yeah there was no taste one out of ten yeah same good I’m glad we’re on the same page now you can say you ate a cricket yay I’m so mentally stable I eat

Crickets so weird I can’t believe I just ate a cricket yeah this video is officially a hundred percent cursed what do you think Lily are we okay now don’t shake her so much I know she’s no she didn’t come for us a little bit of shake