I Broke Minecraft’s Dumbest World Record

I’ve found this website full of the dumbest Minecraft world records and I’ve been obsessed with getting my name on it then I found this most houses built in Minecraft in three days a record held by the British for the past six years as an American the only thing I love more than

Walmart and apple pie is humiliating my English counterparts so hold on to your fish and chips Mitch because I declare Revolution I built the first house and that took an entire hour at that rate it’s gonna take me 114 years assuming I never take a break so here’s the game plan I’m gonna

Code a data pack that can build those houses for me obviously I can write some code to copy and paste the same house over and over again but that would be super lame so for the sake of variety I’m gonna have each house be composed of 27 different pieces each piece having 10

Different variants which means I’ll be able to generate one octillion different house permutations a number so inconceivably large it’s impossible to wrap your mind around unless we visualize it using pigs in a blanket let’s say for a moment one weenie equals one house one by one you remove those

Little weenies from this delicious crescent roll covering and start lining them up your line of weenies will be able to wrap around the circumference of the Milky Way 10 000 times Theory assuming I can actually get this to work so the first step is getting this wireframe to build itself automatically

Using jigsaw blocks which are just secret Minecraft blocks to tell the game how to generate more complicated structures like this giant Cube that will be the basis for all of our houses moving forward with the basic configuration out of the way I made a giant field of wireframes and then I was

Ready to start building these 10 hours of building really test my spatial reasoning I either come up with a strict set of building rules and follow them to a t otherwise not everything would fit together I knew that a single mistake could cost me hours which is why I’m so

Nervous for this next part you see I’m trying to put together this scattered mess of houses using jigsaw blocks usually Mojang uses these to build sprawling structures like Villages and mine shafts although it’s not like what I’m doing is that different I’ll probably be fine it’s not fine I don’t

Know what I did I broke it so badly I can’t even get into my world anymore why did I think I could challenge the British I should have started with Canada oh a comma hey look I’m back in the world and I was able to go from the wireframe

Over here and then slowly start building up layer by layer until we get to full-blown houses on the end RNG says is just kind of doing whatever the heck he wants and it’s looking pretty good it kind of works and look at this it’s not just a hollow shell the inside is

Actually complete I mean it’s not the Ritz but it’s got rooms like kitchen clock room and netherwort room and doors sometimes yeah the the inside is fine the outside is fine it’s a house gosh darn it you can’t deny that oh and huge shout out to megram Houston for this

Crane design I mostly copied it but I threw out the OSHA regulations I wasn’t really thinking when I put the control panel right beneath the counterweight everything seems to be working and now we have a way of building houses instantaneously which is still too slow if I were to do something less

Impressive like say building a thousand houses maybe this would be fine you see clicking all these buttons it takes me like a second and I’m not even being dramatic right now a million seconds is like 11 and a half days we literally do not have time to do it this way then

Suddenly it hit me when I’m not making history and defending America I’m making Minecraft updates and I get a ton of complaints about how frequently my custom structures generate which got me thinking what if I do the same thing with these houses on purpose so I wrote

Some code to do exactly that and I thought I could just log into a super flat world and see my glorious houses spread from Horizon to Horizon but when I created the world I saw nothing I double checked triple checked everything and this time the problem was

A lot bigger than just a comma I could feel the British laughing at me and as much as I didn’t want to give those smug tea drinkers the satisfaction I was on the brink of giving up grasping at straws and randomly I decided to make a

Play into only world to see if that would fix it okay guys if this doesn’t work then I’m just gonna scrap the video oh it works it actually works well hold on this this is like almost unplayably laggy I don’t know what what’s happening okay this is actually just one really big house

Probably the biggest house dare I say after accidentally claiming an unrelated record I knew we were close so I made some adjustments wrote some code to count each house Reloaded The Game and just like that the world record was in reach foreign I couldn’t believe my eyes with every

Step Suburbia sprung from the soil and stretched into the infinite yes like Icarus I would chase the Sun but with wings of Steel because with Invincible determination and a dream Anything is Possible this is so dumb this is so dumb anyway I coded the spider jet a few months ago

And figured hey we need to fly in a straight line for at least 16 hours so why not do it in style but 16 hours while possible is still too long for my goldfish-like attention span but then I remembered Minecraft is a 3D game so I made some changes

By now you understand the how but why am I doing this to leave behind a legacy my future children will be proud of am I doing this to inspire others to reach Heights they never thought possible no I’m doing this for the validation of strangers on the internet baby foreign

I have been doing this for 10 minutes and already deeply regret my life decisions that said my pace is actually pretty good and I’ve made some observations first off turning on and off shaders it doesn’t actually speed anything up so I’m just going to leave them on but surprisingly I decrease my

Render distance and that really helped the way I coated my counter nothing outside the simulation range gets counted anyway oh oh my God I’m too fast and too fast anyway anything beyond 12 chunks is just a waste of processing power flying through this infinite expanse of floating houses knowing that

Each home is cold and empty and then there’s no way out of this lonely endless identical Labyrinth has me feeling liminal okay let’s stop thinking about that I’m gonna put this baby in autopilot and go grab a Hot Pocket what the heck happened here I came back and my game was frozen

And I’m I’m stuck in the wall how does this even happen ah wonderful apparently I need to babysit my fighter jet like it’s some kind of helpless toddler so I guess I’m just going to sit here I’m going to fast forward to the halfway mark enjoy the dubstep

So according to this diagnostic report the plane ain’t looking so hot right now but I fixed it and we just passed 500 000 houses my computer is screaming and putting out an unbelievable amount of heat so my room is like 85 degrees at this point I have been sitting here for

Four hours now and I’m exhausted you can tell since the video quality is steadily getting worse so let’s just skip to the end dubstep go dude after traveling nearly 600 000 blocks generating a 28 gigabyte World file and eight hours of my life down the crapper America is saved we reached 1 million

Houses beating the previous record of 80. 80. wow okay none of this was necessary but hey Minecraft is a game about making your own fun and I had a ton of fun full disclosure this was just a goofy experiment I don’t actually intend on submitting this since I feel like it

Goes against the spirit of the category and I want to be respectful to the people who do take it seriously anyway if you want to play with this data pack you can download it from my patreon speaking of huge thank you to my current patreons it’s my dream to do YouTube

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