I BUILT my own FRIEND in Minecraft!

All right welcome friends what um why is your friend attacking my friend your friend murdered my friend my friend’s a savage do you have no friends in minecraft well i have a solution for you this is the make a friend maker 3000. you can buy it now for 99999

Everyone i got us a free tour at friend maker factory whoa how’d you get these tickets lunar i heard this place is so expensive yeah you know i just had to sign a bunch of waivers give some of your guys’s hairs yada yada some uh dna or whatever but it’s free so who

Cares free welcome to the friend factory if you’re ever feeling alone we can construct a new friend just to your specifications they can follow you attack things sit around and be unhelpful what what just like real friends petty this is so petty Do these friends also play parkour for you when your siblings want you to think so i mean fred said they can right okay let’s go here hello you look like the head master around here friend style or sandy look at this this is a brand new friend style

Oh gold this is for you this is like the clothing area so cool we just got a style unlocked my friend we got cute friends now who’s making their friend first i guess draco me me i want you okay we’ll let her make it first then we don’t mess up

Okay whoa hello friend go that’s your friend oh gosh you didn’t even customize it he didn’t customize it no no no disaster excuse me could i get a reason this isn’t what i wanted gold you can’t get rid of your friends that’s not my that’s your friend yeah you go gold

Can i is there a return or exchange please oh um can she exchange or no he said no okay um i will name you i will name you frederick pink all right follow me uh you could help me paint my nails did he he said what a day to be alive

Wait running from cause he was listening not listening to me hey i said i wanted to go paint nails he’s a sassy friend just like you gold why are you running away from me hey alcohol your friends hitting me i’ll make my friend i’ll make my friend oh

What ruby’s choosing a pet outfit do these outfits cost lots of money i don’t know i’m gonna make my friend just like me rainbow you want a twin oh gold’s friend just killed draco what yeah i’m mean wait we’re looking at rainbow maker cologne kind of kind of weird rainbow

Why would you want a friend that looks like you me and my friend will have so much in common look hello okay friend i’m gonna name you rainbow rainbow typical she said whoa where am i i like the way you talk what she even says let’s go to the hairdresser wow

What um gold is your friend broken i don’t want a friend like that they’re not listening to me wait it says your friend is a cute friend and then rainbow is a rainbow has a cool friend i’m gonna make the coolest friend it looks like you’re just gonna use green yeah watch bet

No come on be creative come on dracco i want the friend to look cool and different do you still do you see how indecisive he is lunar then you energy yes yes oh funny yeah he’s not my [Laughter] oh it looks like gold friend no no what hello

You know what i’m taking two friends i’m taking two friends factory draco’s taking a long time to design should we go look at other stuff a cute friend okay over here wait guys these are friend tickets whoa is this a mystery machine by default any friends will just follow you around

You could hold on your friends to make them sit hey you come here yeah they totally work oh look my green friend sits okay green so our friend is a dog let’s see friend maker flynn get the command wait what is this can you fly with your friend

Oh hello friends come here come on okay let me right click you with this i don’t think they want to fly with you is that draco’s friend yes i will call her pineapple creeper she just said these boots are made for walking okay that’s hilarious wait dracula’s the coolest one let’s destroy

The coolest friend let’s destroy his friend and luna is making i’m gonna make the coolest friend you’ll ever see be alive all right welcome friend you don’t have a name for your friend why is your friend fighting what um why is your friend attacking my bag oh no they’re screaming what’s happening

Well i’m making my friend entirely blue all right friends that technically was draco’s friend you are going to meet the bluest friend ever all right and then you’re going to get make sure she has blue hair oh it looks like luna yeah those characters like glitter oh it looks like that

That’s so special okay and now i have two friends girls would you like to make any more friends wait what’s happening dracula you’re not aggressive what did you do no luna’s friend is killing my friend yeah loser friends make your friends sit my friend’s a savage let’s head over to this

Marketplace what is this yes you could just use what lunar it’s not my fault my friend is just the way she is luna you have to put your friend to jail she’s a she’s a criminal so if you get this command you can get your friend to sit on furniture sure

And what is this over here oh furniture trader why is there furniture here do we get to make our own house i guess i’ll grab a stool what do you sell sir oh this is a command to make them sit here rainbow watch friend My friend copies me what the oh they’re copying you exactly they’re copycat copycat get it let me see if i can get a leather hat for my friend hello friend try wearing this no i do drago why is draco committing murder gold draco’s funny you’re making your friend hit me yeah whoa

Don’t hit me i think gold just made her own guys we can all be friends here i i see i hear we can take our friends outside oh is this what happens when you clone and make like artificial humans Okay how about we just go take them outside wait there’s a crust corner hello welcome to the quest bar want some food talk to my buddy next for me oh you have food we’re hungry let me get something yummy chicken nuggets please nope they only got bread here and then let’s

There’s a graveyard what this is a graveyard compass for what to see where all the murderer’s friends were i don’t think so that’s weird monsters roam at night make sure your friends are well equipped friends okay my friend’s strong let’s go my friend has nothing guys come on murder

Wait is this a training course so we can train them to make sure they’re not like uh funny friend is not listening to you so what luna has a gold sword for her friend come on why are my friends listening let’s go uh this is awkward come on let’s go cool friend draco

Something’s wrong with your green creeper girl she’s back at me oh whoa these are so much because you were smacking me oh well tell her just stop all right or else i will destroy you they’re so real friends that cause hold a big heart to keep them closely oh friend blue friend yay

Here who wants to hug their friend it’s a hugging heart oh that’s so cute wait says feed them to increase their health you guys hungry they’re like they’re real you’re eating i think i lost my friend of course they’re real they’re friends please you’re just like human

Keep your friends safe are you sure they’re not robots nope not robots at all hey front key stop sitting we gotta go play mini games draco wait up what’s up that’s my friend’s car no this is my friend car i need to drop down something is wrong

Yeah attack her back i got two friends stop killing myself again again she’s twerking she’s twerking beside you oh gosh she’s talking again do you see this can you hear me i’m afraid to say the card no guys i’m afraid to say this but i think we have too many friends out going

Come on guys get in the car they can walk let’s get them to teleport maybe they’ll like reset their aggression okay do you see the mini games they are so aggressive hey they look like they’re saying i can’t have seat for me no no seats for you if you hit people i’m

Sorry gold my buff boy he just likes me you left all your friends behind oh hello what was that oh my gosh this is chaotic okay the bet trader says our friends can actually go to sleep go home go home go to school they should they’re a normal friend right they’re not okay

Let’s actually bring our friends to sleep hey let’s go i’m not tired at all are you sure funny they don’t just listen to our commands they have minds of their own you guys what there’s a there’s a waterfall lava over there we should go over there yes friends we’re totally not annoyed of

You now that we will get rid of you let’s go please we’re being bad friends i need new friends oh wait there’s a car sale here guys this is a shopping mall hello trader can i have a balloon actually ah i just lost the balloon that’s so sad

Let’s see two iron ingots for more friend tickets that’s too expensive um whoa look at all this lava no wonder they stopped building it looks pretty dangerous be careful around here you wouldn’t want your friends to catch fire sorry i don’t have anything else interesting to share rainbow’s right

There’s games well not games but like there’s a secret trade okay you get in there no no no no this is not my friend i don’t know rainbow you killed mine i am so sorry murderer okay we’ll just make a new friend gold where’s your friend um i think i lost them

You know hey hey do you guys have some food i’m hungry i’m your real friend remember okay yeah here thank you thank you thank you come on let’s do this it’s just simple parkour guys don’t bring your friend ow ow ow ow don’t burn yourself either honey i don’t think

Y’all it was an accident my hand slipped what was it i can’t lose my inventory huh you know what i’m just going to make multiple draco friends why because all our friends keep dying we clearly need more friends wait can we level up our friends yes you can yeah we’re kind

Of being irresponsible more more friends ah guys you can sit on balloons oh what the hell wait what uh gold can you tell my friend to come get me um cool bonnie’s friends look up cut the cup look outside where are you look friends um you’re gonna get moving away

I will try to get you funny don’t worry i’m coming uh this is a dumb idea and then i’ll get you honey don’t worry well up here oh there’s a hot dog store we can go get food for our friends and what else do we got it looks like

There’s an empty-borne field over there a soccer field and all right i’m going down to see who has the best friend i think so good oof i didn’t catch her save sorry hey how’d you take that put the lead that’s for my friend draco why are you putting my hand on

Hey guys check this out there’s a strip mall here hello one hot dog wait there’s french fries too rainbow how much does that cost it’s very cheap it’s like one ticket hello this for my friend please fight there’s a coffee shop too i got coffee for me

And my friend wow rainbow you are so kind hey rainbow’s actually the only good friend because her friend’s not dead yet you know i’ve realized that i don’t need friends i’m gonna be in my own frenzy so no friends whatever i just got all this coffee because you’re irresponsible wait are

You saying that because are these friends kind of needy just saying yeah they are and you know i’m needy so we can’t have too many people why do you think this store is closed there might be stuff in it hello a new friend outfit it could be haunted too i don’t know what

What is this something in here this it’s haunted oh boom this is an abandoned warehouse all right friend we fulfilled your bucket list we brought you on a scary adventure i fed you food and now you got to sleep what else thrilling guys we could bring our friend to prom it’s formal oh

Cool hello they’re not dressed for prom hey can you help us set up the school formal dance we need at least one to two balloons attached to the post guys we have to do some chores here and we get stuff get balloons draco said you steal them apparently like

Them all float away oh there you go got it come on colts look got it no way and then they said they want us to hang it there are you good over there gold oh if i’m trying to get it you lost the balloons oh sorry my friend’s attacking you and

Your friend is hitting me how can i get her she’s a she’s a little aggressive and me and my friend are ready for prom um yeah you might want to come back okay once we set up prom we can make our friends dance yeah yeah see that’s what we’re waiting for

Maybe leave me alone what take oh i just so and get another balloon hold this thank you oh oh my gosh look how cute this is it’s like luck i’m holding the balloon for my friend because my friend is irresponsible here keep it how do i let go of this

Keep the lead girl oh guys we got some balloons in here we got some blocks we need this to be a party let’s set up this prom i mean they look like halloween balloons but this will do tracker what are you doing setting up the dance dude i’m gonna get these balloons up

It’s too late got some more balloons i’m just gonna sit here and let’s hang it up here i mean i’m helping i’m helping wait we did it did it nice now where is the party um we have to set up these tables too and then you need to set up chairs

And a table room all so we could teach our friend and dance you did it cheers are in here guys got it all right this is gonna be the best prom our clone has ever seen how many chairs are you talking about so much hard work um they said they want at

Least eight chairs in this room i don’t think they care where they are they just want at least trackers don’t make it cursed oh wait hey friend take a seat rent all right go sit oh you killed my to friends all right time for the checking Party There’s a new friend style nice cool guys look oh that’s cool oh they’re dancing you guys we’re good friends well i’m never cloning anything or making anything again i’ve learned my lesson now let’s get more friends