I Built the Ultimate Hoglin Farm in Minecraft Hardcore

I have a very important question out of these two food options what would you choose would it be the steak or the pork chop I asked you guys on YouTube Twitter and Instagram and here are the results and out of the 400 000 plus votes most

Of you guys chose steak poor piggy all left out but today we’re gonna change that because I’m gonna be building a hogland farm so we can get unlimited pork chop so before I start working on the Hogan Farm in the nether I’m actually gonna die oh my God since

Today’s mission is only pork chop I want to build the easiest to hardest pork chop Farms starting with a simple pig farm to an automatic one and lastly to the hoglin farm So the first step is to transport a bunch of pigs over to the nether let’s fly over here to my massive carrot farm and let’s grab oh my god let’s grab a few carrots holy and let’s find some Piggies oh my God look at the move he’s excited for the carrots

All right through the nether portal you go nice let’s go grab a few more all three seven pig farms will be built on top of the nether just because it’ll look cool side by side and at the very end I built a special technoblade tribute to honor of

The pigs so keep watching to see that it should get your cheeks up here come on don’t make me Force you come on man follow the carrot okay that’s it and there we go meet your ancestors there are they’re a little uglier um don’t ask what happened to them

They’re growing a little bit of mold okay let’s put a fence down and let’s make sure they don’t run away too far stay right there let’s go up here and there are my other two Piggies and stay all right now let’s mine a staircase up

To the top of the nether there we go and now let me just bust through the nether ah that kind of hurts my throat now let’s place down a few ladders and now I just need to transport all of the pigs on top with the nether

Oh no I’m so sorry what move we’ll get out the way and now watching you yank them on up here or they fit through the hole I guess I just gotta push them up the ladder oh one at a time what is what is going on here

Well I got a three-headed Pig right now okay just one at a time please the pigs are too fat to fit through this hole come on fit go through the hole all right let’s make some more room for these guys what the what is happening right now come on Piggies come on please

Come up the hole come through the hole please fit they’re too fat how how do I make them fit this is this is a lot harder than I thought it would be I got a quadruple Pig now bruh all right please work please work please please please please please please please oh

Yes we did it boys and girls if you guys want to see me go through all that pain go to my BTS channel on extra cookie to see the piano went through to break all this Bedrock just for the pigs to get through oh no they’re all dead no no You guys probably won’t believe me but it almost took me two hours to get these pigs up here yeah all right now I just need to move all of these pigs to a crimson forest biome which from my intuition I’m guessing it’s over on this side don’t ask me how I’m just guessing

I feel like I have a Crimson Forest but I’m over here okay we’re at the Warped and it should be it should be here somewhere oh here we go Crimson Forest we found it I told you guys I’m I’m a genius my brain is literally just a

Giant map I’m an encyclopedia oh that’s not it that’s I’m literally Google Maps okay let’s first start working on the easy Farm let’s grab my fences do something like this and we’re done that’s the easy pick bar all right onto the neck no I’m just kidding well it’s

Basically gonna be this I’m just gonna add a little bit more decoration like grass and some hay or carrot Farm or something but before I grab my materials let’s first make a few boats and put all the piggies inside of them just so they don’t despon one all right well that makes my

Life easier let me just trampoline off your back and let’s go grab some materials where do I even have another portal I could probably just go through this whole I have a shulker box here I swear I have sugar boxes everywhere it’s empty okay I’ll just take that and wait

Wait let’s grab some grass blocks and a bunch of random decoration blocks and and let’s start building first let’s pray okay they’re still there sup guys let’s first Elevate this ground with some stone bricks and now let’s fill it in with some grass all right now

That we have this let’s grab our fences okay A little place more blocks than I had to trying to be cool and let’s surround this with some fences so the pigs cannot escapee I’m just making up my own words at this point all right and now let’s grab some wood uh let’s do

Some Spruce Wood because you guys know me I love my spruce I just love darker thing okay that sounds weird it’s been a little hot for the pigs over here and now let’s build a nice little rooftop for this Hut there we go let’s add some lanterns over here and up here

Let’s go and grab some hay but you know it’ll be a lot smarter if I just brought the sugar boxes up there my brain is literally working at negative capacity let’s add some trap doors some hay bales a little bit of coarse dirt to change up

The ground uh I also grabbed a composter I’m not sure why um there we go I also grabbed some materials to make a little Lake I can’t have water in the nether obviously so I got some uh some glass now let’s put it over on this corner

Right here let’s build some stone brick walls now let’s take the the grass the glass and let’s layer them so there’s a cool depth effect let’s use some light blue stained glass and then switch to some normal blue back to the light and the blue there we go we got some

Realistic water in the nether pretty genius right now let’s just remove this and replace it with some sat oh nope I we got sand falls um let’s plant some sugar cake what I can’t oh this is not real water I’m dumb okay right that’s you put some dead bushes then let’s put

Some more dirt around and you can’t forget the leaves yeah oh wow that’s that’s really ugly um is this one as ugly oh Azealia leaves still got that umph to it that beautiful color all right we’re sticking with this let’s just build up these fences so they

Cannot Escape let’s add a little bit of bone meal let’s destroy these boats oh um how do I break the boat oh sorry oh sorry oh sorry foreign let’s bring them to their new home yeah come on buddy come on okay there’s always one dumb one this guy’s getting a

Face full of stone brick and he’s like oh this is a normal day yeah let’s grab some wheat let’s grab some wheat and let’s breathe I can’t Brea they don’t eat weed I’m so stupid I’m literally brain dead I’m brain dead nobody saw that nobody saw

That nobody saw that all right I’m back with some carrots go ahead and have some fun guys nice nice and yeah we got baby pigs I also got a few name tags this guy would be Pig this guy will be piggling pigmus and pig too and that makes the

Easy Farm complete it’s it’s literally just a normal pig farm and this will probably produce me like four pork chops an hour depending on how many pigs I Brew brew breed when the next Farm will be an automatic pig farm we have the materials for that um

Nice I don’t all right let’s go back home and grab my materials I’m probably gonna need a few dispensers let’s grab some Hoppers let’s grab some more Red Zone stuff and let’s go to sleep wait what am I doing I don’t even need to sleep I’m going to the nether

All right let’s start bro all right well I had wings now I I literally gotta run bro well this is a perfect place to have my elytra break in the middle of nowhere I’m gonna just kill a bunch of pigment here I’m being cornered I’m being cornered oh

I kind of like it pause stop oh I’m gonna die I’m gonna die don’t wait I totally wasn’t scared at all oh God oh there we go my cookie wings are all fixed up all right let’s first place down a chest and a few Hoppers this will just be the collection system for all the pork chop let’s play some trap doors

On top of it stone brick all around like this and let’s bring up the walls and this will be where all the lava is held and where the pigs will burn that was kind of dramatic let’s put some glass right here let’s grab my dispensers and

Put it and the lava will go right here making me some juicy cooked pork chop let’s bring this up a little bit let’s just put a rest on lamp here so it looks cool and I don’t have a button please tell me I brought a button somewhere I

Did not nice all right we’re sticking with the wooden button now let’s add some Redstone back here to activate these dispensers and please tell me I brought in observer nice I didn’t brain equal non-existent all right I got it and wait I think it does go this way so

When I click this button lava oh okay you want to click this button lava should shoot out puggers all right let’s build this up one more now let’s make the breeding chamber and oh my brain’s so puny my brain’s so puny I am so I’m

So stupid I need water so the pigs can like float here and breed but there’s one problem do you guys do you guys notice a problem yet we’re in the nether well uh what do I do now you know you know what we don’t even we don’t need the we don’t

Need the water I’m just telling myself that so I feel better I really hope I don’t since we can’t use water this should be the entire automatic farm let’s just build a little pathway connecting to my already existing pig farm all right and bro what no why do we

Get these ugly pigs they’re so ugly go away stop harassing the normal good-looking pigs oh my and we got a standing Pig over there we’re lighting up the area help a bit I’m sorry pigments for The Intruders hopefully the light helps so anyways we’re gonna have to start breeding all of these guys

Because we’re gonna need a ton of pigs for this automatic pig farm somebody should count how many times I said pigs in this entire video and write in the comments that’d be pretty funny now let’s just break the fence and steal I just need two Piggies um or or a bunch I

Mean they come with me or we got a whole family oh wait these baby pigs will just fall right through okay um you stay and YouTube no um you lived a good life you need to stay you get in and the baby pig stay out please let me let me trap these guys

In here let me take you home okay um I guess he wants to be turned into bacon um you do you brother let’s just cover up this mess back here let’s craft some stairs and build a nice little staircase up add a little bit of decoration let’s

Finally add some leaves oh yeah and the automatic pig farm is complete let’s just come over here grab some carrots and breed them up now the baby pig should fall down here um eventually never mind he’s stuck if I change this block to a trap door okay I guess he

Doesn’t want to come anyways once they turn to adult I could click this button and the lava will burden them right now it’s just burning off their haircut which is why they’re bald and then some cooked pork chop will just end up right here in the chests and that makes the

Medium pork chop Farm complete an automatic pig farm and when this is fully filled with pigs it would probably produce me like a hundred pork chop an hour but now let’s finally start working on the piglet Farm hey Glenn oh wait they’re hoglands and this farmer produced Me 3 500 pork chop

An hour that’s a lot of pork chop let’s grab some more glass some more trap doors let’s grab some Hoppers again a few pieces of dirt some torches and some scaffolding and now I just need to grab a few things from the nether let’s fly over to the Crimson Forest and let’s

Mine some of these ugly warped red warped warped blocks yup and it makes no sense to me why you need a hoe to mine this faster like what it doesn’t make any sense I could probably oh why do they both have pants on that’s funny like twins okay and twins also die

Together anyways um I need to grab some red fungi or Crimson fungus I could probably just grab these in between my toes but I mean it’s already here so might as well take it right wait I don’t need this I need the the blue ones I’m stupid and a little colorblind

And we’re back a little tired here and this should be all the materials I need I think now let’s start building let’s first build the storage area for the pigland farm hoglin I always forget but this is where the piglands would hoglands this is where the hoglands

Would die I’m probably gonna change this into an automatic sorter to sort the pork chop and the leather but for now let’s just stick with this now let’s take my glass and just surround these Hoppers and make it three blocks tall there we go and now let’s make the

Killing chamber let’s grab my sides and place a sign on every single block nice and I forgot my lava bucket I’m so tempted to just steal oh they’re alive you eat oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that’s some juicy pork chops go back home and

Grab some buckets if I could fit my fat body through this tunnel oh my oh my where am I where how do they even get in here what is this and oh three buckets on the floor perfect I literally oh that was the most limp firework ever wait wait a second what am

I doing I literally built the lava machine over here does it still work let’s see oh yeah it does all right oh how do I miss that I was literally going so slow and that’s just that’s so sad one here and one over here and now

The hoglands can oh my God I said it right I didn’t say piglens now the pig oh my now the Hawkins can fall and burn and give me some cooked pork chops let’s grab my stone brick and turn it into slabs here all right let’s start placing

Some slabs down on here and this will be the spawning platform and now let’s go eight blocks this way like this and fill it in all right then back here let’s put down a dirt block in the fungus and let’s just light it up so uh no no hogland

Spawn there’s been a few more platforms all right that’s three layers done and I just need to build two more but anyway s now we’re done wait I think I messed this up here I just realized I don’t need this last layer of slabs here all

Right well um not a cookie video without me making a major mistake let’s just build up this glass so the hoglands can fall right into the lava there we go and let’s do the same thing on the other side all right and basically the last thing I

Need to do is place these Nether wart blocks over here on the other side of the spawning platform and line it up with some trap doors on this side close them all and also on the slabs so now the hoglands will spawn here and the hoglands will try to pathfind onto this

Block and just fall into the lava because this is like a false block with the trap doors anyways um no one really cares but let’s uh build the same thing on every single level or floor and there we go and just for some safety reasons let’s uh also put some trap doors up

Here and close them and let’s do that on every single floor so now the hoglands can run over to this block and just chill there and be alive because they gotta be dead so I can eat them and put them in my belly oh oh come on oh my oh my oh

Come on cookie positive thoughts positive thoughts positive thoughts there we go look at that all right the very last thing I need to do is build the AFK air area thingy Let’s uh grab my scaffolding let’s place it down right here and let’s just Spam all of this

Until we reach the top of the nether and now we just gotta climb up all of these blocks bro wait I firework I have a light dragonfly what am I doing let’s now go a few blocks this way so I’m on top of the actual Farm let’s build a

Little platform like this and let’s come down here oh there’s already hoglers down there oh God but the good news is I did see some hoglands being burned do I have any uh oh yeah I already got two pork chops that’s already better than these Farms okay you don’t belong there you should

Be over there sir oh God this one only got me two pork chop well wait wait wait four pork chops oh yeah and this has gotten me exactly zero nice um anyways this Farm is supposed to produce Me 3 500 pork chop every single hour so let’s

Avocate for 30 minutes and see how much pork chop we get all right it’s been 20 minutes I was too lazy to wait for 30 minutes could you imagine being too lazy to wait another 10 minutes of doing nothing um but let’s see how much pork

Chop we got and Two and a Half Stack oh this is a lot more so if we add all of this together let’s do some quick muffs and that’s 609 pork chop in 20 minutes that is pretty crazy for how simple that farm was and now we have three methods

Of getting unlimited pork chop well sort of that one’s kind of slow but don’t worry we’re not done yet I still want to add some cool pit gadgets like a pig Highway with like a carrot on a stick or something I think that’ll be kind of

Funny hoglin face over here and a few Pig faces or something and even a technoblade tribute statue and I already know what the comments are gonna be filled with I can’t be eating pork chop because it’s disrespectful to techno blade well techno blade was a huge inspiration to me because I started

Making oh what the I thought that was normal pig that attacked me I started making bedwards content on this channel like two years ago so he was a big inspiration for me and one of the reasons why I’m still making videos today so we’ll build a quick technoblade

Tribute in honor of him let’s first build this big Highway thing I have in mind it’s just gonna be like this long ice trail with a pig on a saddle and like a carrot or something I don’t know let’s come over here and grab some ice I

Think some packed ice will be fine let’s grab a saddle if I even own one I don’t think I’ve ever even used a saddle in this hardcore world yet um how do I even get a saddle okay um look at me I’ve been in a more comfortable positions before

So let’s grab some emeralds and I found myself a village so I can trade for some Saddles aha that’s a Leatherman right um oh that’s a clear all right looks like these two villagers are the farm animals um how did they even get in there because they opened trapped fence gates all right

Um You guys make some cow noises for me or something um all right let’s go to Village number two and see if I get any better luck oh all right and this Village is pretty oh oh wait that’s amazing never mind and after two Villages I gave up so I

Crafted myself a cauldron and did it the easy way which is what I probably should have done in the beginning take the job bruh there’s like 10 villagers in here with no one okay thank you these guys won’t take a job like come on stop being

A bum like me Pretend This is a McDonald’s drive-through please what is that Panda doing oh I’m so confused Minecraft is so weird oh turns out I need to trade to uh get a saddle okay it turns out this is a lot harder than I thought I can’t even trade up to

Whatever the last guy is the master okay well I’m struggling to get myself a saddle um this is kind of sad so then I went exploring for treasure chests in every structure possible until I finally found one oh yeah that took me forever yes I finally got myself a saddle that

Shouldn’t have been so hard that was literally the hardest thing I’ve ever done in like the past 10 episodes like I don’t I really don’t understand it’s just a leather saddle it’s such a simple common thing and I couldn’t find it took me literally like an hour and

Like my brain is about to blow up and don’t even get me started if pineapples should belong on Pizza like it’s such a no-brainer that it should totally sorry I I didn’t think I would get so distracted um anyways let’s start building this big Raceway ice track

Thingy all right so my idea is to just have it okay A little Runway um that just goes from here to there as like a little transportation system um I don’t really need it because I could you know I I have cookie wings but but I

Think it’ll be like a little fun Pro bro but I think it’ll be a pretty fun project and to see a pig fly on ice so yeah it’s gonna be pretty simple let’s just build an ice pathway and Surround it with some fences all right let’s grab

Myself a piggy come with me this is gonna be your new home this little ice pathway now put this on let’s craft a fishing rod let’s slap a carrot on it I hope you can support my weight and oh wow this is a lot a lot faster than I expected

Um this was a success I I thought he would be racing down this ice pathway don’t mind me sir oh my God he’s faster than us he’s faster than us his little legs oh my God you come back oh okay um what is going on here okay that was a

Big failure let’s try to fix this and craft a boat let’s put him onto it and this will be the new this will be the new ride it’s just a boat on ice but with a pig on it okay I just need to go straight down this iceberg

I’m in his mouth all right moving on to the next uh thing the next thing I want to work on is a hoglin face for the hogland farm a pig face for the automatic pig farm and just a simple pork chop for the the super simple boring uh Farm over there that no

One really cares about um yeah so some of the blocks that I need to build this Hogan face are Birch planks Gold Blocks jungle wood some terracotta and some white wool only block I’m missing is the brown mushroom blocks all right let’s first start on the hogland farm face thingy All right so I tried covering up the farm with the hoglin face and it’s gonna go like right above it as like a rooftop it’s already gonna be bigger than the actual Farm itself which is kind of kind of funny and kind of crazy well let’s continue building this thing And now that the face is basically done let’s start working on the horns I decided to use some gold blocks and some birch wood and there we go the Hogan face statue thing horn thing is complete I really need a better name for this um structure but I think it looks pretty

Cool the hoglands just poured out of the daddy hogland’s mouth and burn in the lava now that’s a great way to die Dying by your own Creator all right next up let’s build a little pig face for the automatic pig farm right over here um I should probably breed these guys there’s

Only two of them oh Jesus we’re being Infested by the hoglands oh my God what is that damage just shoving their horns up my never mind that’s yeah how do you like my ax up your never mind let’s grab my carrots and eat you Apes let’s go grab some pink whoa

Nice to have a bunch some Um the gray concrete that didn’t take me a while to say my brain just lagged a bit and I need a few snow blocks which is right here all right let’s get building this pig face finally let’s and there we go it doesn’t really look

Like a pork chop but that’s the best I could do um it’s like half steak half pork chop but um yeah anyways let’s breathe oh my God oh my God I’ve been tossed around like a ragdoll these guys how do we stop these guys how do we stop them from spawning

This is getting kind of annoying oh my God how can you reach me oh wait oh wait oh wait oh God oh God oh good go wait wait leave my pigs alone that’s right I’m eating your meat wait what that’s okay well since we have the

Hogland the pig face and the pork chop all built out there’s one last thing I want to build and that is a quick tribute statue for technoblade like I said earlier techno blade was a huge inspiration to me I loved him for his deep voice his jokes and Justice

Charisma so from now on I will not be eating a single pork chop and I would do my best to breed as many pigs as possible so the Techno pig army will live on so let’s grab some more pink wool um that’s not gonna be enough to build another head All right this should be enough pink wool now we just need to grab some more wood colors and lastly even more gold blocks for the crown let’s first build a nice foundation for techno blade All right this stand looks pretty Royal I think and right in the middle is where the Techno pig head will be so let’s quickly build that there we go this is just a normal piggy but once we use the gold blocks to build a crown around its head and all the

Different colored Jewels this will be the one and only techno blade and there we have it the one and only techno blade thank you so much for all the laughs the smiles and the inspiration we all miss you technoblade technoblade never dies but anyways that is my Heartland Farm

That provides me unlimited pork chop I also built an automatic pig farm and a normal pig farm this cool pick Highway and lastly a technoblade for abuse that’s you thanks for watching and please subscribe wait that’s not a pit