I CHEATED ON MY WIFE! Magic of Kuma EP7 (Minecraft Roleplay)

Grandmother man please it’s jordan i think he’s dead what happened i don’t know one minute he was drinking from the fishing pond and the next minute he passed out he was only drinking there must have been something else in the water wake up girl who goes there stay back i’ll fight you

It’s me stupid i need you to go tell chief right to tell the village not to drink from any of the rivers or lakes until we know what’s in the water now go it’s an emergency get off the table tiz what hey it’s not like someone’s dying

Uh oh okay okay i’ll shut up quick ava put him down on the table Is he dead let me take his pulse his pulse it’s gone no isn’t there anything you can do anything i don’t know i don’t know i don’t know i can try giving him medicine but my medicine is only supposed to heal people not bring them back from the dead oh no

No give it to him give him hope your medicine please just do something there’s no point ava how can you say that don’t say that i don’t want to hear it ava i don’t think he’s coming back no no i won’t believe you [Laughter] know Ava what what are you doing here impossible i have to check his pulse he’s unconscious but he’s got a pulse he’s alive is he going to be okay i can’t know for certain but you might have just saved his life what did you do i i didn’t do anything

I only remember one other time i saw someone come back from the dead i was only a wee little girl my brother was brought back to life that’s impossible how it’s not impossible the healer was trained in the magic of kuma wait so ava has magic powers

Does that make her a witch no silly the magic of kuma is a magic of good that’s stupid i don’t have any magic powers well you shouldn’t no one has been trained in its way since people started believing it was a myth and not real see it’s not real no it is

And you have it i don’t understand i must do some research but you may be much more important than you think girl Where in the name of kuma are jordan and maya they’re probably just sick of you how dare they just not turn up to our family dinner unless someone died it is completely unacceptable oh idea what did i tell you about doors open them using your hands with the knob

I’ve had to have five people’s doors fixed this week alone because you keep running through them do you know how expensive that is it’s an emergency it better be or you’re going to fix my door yourself you need to tell everyone immediately they can’t drink anymore oh idea that’s the dumbest thing you’ve

Ever said they’d all die no no no they can’t drink from the lakes and rivers anymore something’s in the water you need to tell everyone now what could possibly be in the water that’s so bad i don’t know but jordan is out cold grandmother maya is trying to heal him now

What is jordan dead i i i don’t know i came here as quickly as i could is it my fault is he gonna die because of me can i go see him i’m not sure that’s a good idea no offense but i don’t think grandmother maya would want you there

It doesn’t matter idea take ella to see jordan at once my orders i’m going to call an emergency meeting and alert the village not to drink or fish from any lakes streams or ponds immediately as you wish chief I am not the victim of this love affair this day Is [Applause] [Applause] just do it again yeah Is he okay i think so so he’s alive he got his pulse back so that’s a good sign grandmother maya did everything she could to try and bring him back before she decided to take a break but i think she accidentally fell asleep shouldn’t you wake her up jordan’s life

Is at stake no i’d feel too bad she’s done everything she can grandmother may have said that there is nothing more that can be done until jordan is awake wait did you say he got his pulse back so he had no pulse um yeah his heart stopped beating and it just

Suddenly started again isn’t that like coming back from the dead um uh i don’t know what how can you not know you were there yeah and you should know yeah well i don’t and even if i did why should i tell you i doubt jordan would want you to know i

Doubt jordan even loves you yeah well who are you some trashy childhood friend who he doesn’t hang out with anymore i’m going to be his wife he would tell me you won’t be his wife if i have anything to do about it stop both of you

If either of you say another word i’ll beat you both up good now that we’re all calm we should all get some rest there’s nothing more we can do tonight let’s go home i’m going to stay here tonight okay i hope you’re all right ava come on ella let’s get you home Do i really have the magic of kuma You Now ah those were delicious what did i tell you auntie bev’s tippity-top secret dumpling of the day is always the best choice i just i just saw the words describe it i need more in my life right now [Laughter] i like to imagine every time one of

Those gooey crispy balls of heaven enter my mouth my taste buds put on sunglasses and suits waltz out across my tongue and begin singing the songs of choirs and angels as they get squished by my glorious chewing and my saliva sticks to their skin forming a pool of slippery wet liquid uh

That is disgusting you are disgusting don’t insult ella like that i thought we agreed not to tell her egg nor him hey kids what’s crackalackin did you enjoy my secret dumpling of the day i’m trying out a brand new recipe hey andy bev did i ever is it the food of the

Gods what’s in them well if i told you it wouldn’t be much of a secret now would it please oh all right since you are one of my best customers i suppose i could let it slide just this once today’s recipe was a lovely blend of pig intestines cow tongues sheep brains and

A sprinkling of tarantula hairs to really bring out the flavor I thought you’d all be impressed just the ingredients alone sound delicious but anyways i came over to ask if any of you have seen ava she’s supposed to be helping me run the stall today she’s gone and ditched us for jordan apparently he needs someone taking care

Of him because he almost died or something she’s still taking care of him young love is so sweet wait who are you i don’t think we’ve met before uh no hi my name is that’s ella she’s the chick marrying jordan oh i see huh that was strange wonder what’s got

Her knickers in a knot okay enough we finished eating you need to tell me how in the name of kuma did jordan just come back to life you know i can’t tell you a dear grandmother maya told me i wasn’t allowed to tell anyone at all you’re such a party pooper

You can’t not tell us come on nope my lips are sealed fine you don’t want to do this the easy way if you don’t tell me right now i’m walking straight over to your seat and breaking every single bone in your body whoa hello hey chill sister

Are you going to spill the tea yeah yeah yeah fine just don’t tell anyone you know especially not grandmother maya i don’t want her chasing me down now you’re not gonna believe this but i was having the sleep of my life i was having this amazing dream of all the

I don’t care about your dream how did jordan come back to life okay okay okay i’m getting there grandmother maya told us jordan was dead and ava freaked out started crying all over him and then suddenly bing bang boom this magic flash of light explodes out of ava’s hands or

Something and just like that jordan’s alive what that’s a load of cow dung i want the real story not some fantasy made-up magic tale you’re a load of cow dung that’s actually what happened i’m not lying i don’t believe you i’d have to see it for myself can ava

Use the magic of kuma oh hey yeah that’s what the old lady called it the magic of kuma or something uh-huh it’s a real thing how do you know about it ella oh um uh no reason i um must have uh read it in a book yes it must have been

A book uh-huh right [Applause] Will he be all right well i don’t know would you call someone dead all right excuse me he’s dead no no ava he’s not dead i was just joking i was just trying to lighten the mood you you need to calm down oh that wasn’t funny

Just tell me is he doing better fine you can miss out on my show-stopping humor then your loss but i think jordan will be all right his temperature has come down since last night and his breathing has stabilized he’s still got plenty of toxins from the poison still left inside of him though

Can we get them out i’m working on it i’m trying to flush them all out of his system but his medicine needs some very delicate and rare plants that i don’t seem to have stored away anywhere is there anything i can do to help you can

Stay here and take care of him if he wakes up i’m going to go collect the herbs i need from the forest i shouldn’t be too long if anything goes wrong just scream really loudly and i may or may not be able to hear you not funny [Laughter] oh jordan i miss you Jordan are you awake i i uh i think so is this a dream no jordan this isn’t a dream this is real it’s me ava really ava what happened why am i in mayer’s house you uh you were with me at the pond you drank the water and then you passed out

I was so worried we thought you were dead well clearly i’m not dead you have no idea how scared i was jordan don’t ever die on me again i’m not sure that’s something i can promise but i need to know did you bring me back to life what how did you wha what

I i don’t know apparently but but how did you know that i don’t know either i i just felt it what did you do i don’t know i was i was crying on your chest and well there was this flesh of light from my hands it

Came out of nowhere like magic and you were alive you even woke up for a split second but then you passed out again you you were crying over me uh yeah something uh something like that you needed to tell me something what when we were at the pond just before i

Passed out you you said you needed to tell me something oh that it wasn’t important it was nothing that’s not what you said you said you needed to tell me what was it it was stupid please i i just thought i don’t know that we might you know have something something special

But that doesn’t matter now do you need anything i need you It’s not stupid i think we might have something i think we do have something but what about ella what about ella she doesn’t matter really i only want you Sorry i forgot my airbag silly me anyways bye again now where were we hey stop trying to kiss my patient i’m sorry you should get some rest First time i ever saw you i fell in love when you entered the room and when the light hit your face we were just kids but i knew right away that i will be with you until i start breathing i will keep loving you as long Nothing without you i don’t know what i would do without you You are the one i choose I’m still in love with the way that you smile and when i look in your eyes i know that i will be with you the rest of my life i will be with i will keep loving you as long as my Without Butterflies I wanna go You you deal with the joy Do without you Do without you go without you you take your time it’s not my fault you want to meet up so far away from anything oh i’m sorry princess do you want to meet up in the middle of the town square where they’ll have us both arrested for life

Sometimes i wish you were in prison i’m going to pretend i didn’t hear that is there any update on jordan he’s alive that confirms it someone must be using the magic of kumar it’s impossible for two people to come back to life from poison in a row and in

Such a short time span yeah someone do you know who it is do i tell her if she takes ava away jordan will be online but if he ever finds out it was my fault they’ll hate me for the rest of my life i can’t say anything hello ella do you know

Or do you know who it might be i don’t know will you need to find out and fast or else there will be consequences your father is getting impatient tomorrow you will do whatever it takes to find out who is using the magic of kumar and i mean whatever it takes [Applause]