I Coded Minecraft’s Worst Update

There is zero way this is gonna go well I’m really good at it’s not coding Minecraft mods I mean have you seen this video it’s truly it was of all time so why not take that lack of skill limit it to a 30 minute Panic session and apply it to something

So much more complex and important Oh boy to create the perfect official Minecraft update we’re gonna need a name so I turn to the best place to get the dumbest of ideas you guys what is the title of Minecraft’s 1.21 update wrong answers only yes this is 26 minutes ago the smoothing and soothing update adds

Sand layers red sand layers this is a lot of things I have 30 minutes the end update everyone wants this is true I do really want the end up there the Tails and Trail mixes update it just adds more path blocks and then trail mix like

That’s it that’s the only thing it adds dirt ditches update I did it the narfy update that’s kind of what we’re doing today the scams and trams updates what does that even mean the update rocks update for rocks how many rocks can we even add Man Minecraft

The update man you guys are so original I knew it was a good idea coming here I’m not sure why but I keep coming back to the scams and trams update I think I have no idea what this means like I don’t I don’t have any clue what this

Means but I kind of really want to try it but before we get started on that update I’ve got a cool trick to show you are you ready are you ready for this are you ready for this just watch this ready watch this I finally escaped Minecraft it’s finally

Time to turn pranking Minecraft with your dumb ideas into breaking reality with my brilliant and incredibly handsome ideas [Laughter] uh uh can I help you we can do a merch drop with that huh This is for you Thank you oh wait there’s gonna be more of me excellent [Laughter] [Applause] oh gosh it’s Friday and this video has to come out tomorrow all right all right I’m Gonna Roll with the scams and trams update I think we could do something with that so let’s put 30 minutes on the clock and get started okay so to start

With I need to tram uh I need to figure out what uh what I don’t even know what a tram really does I’m good I’m gonna try to make a tram all right oh boy I haven’t really used blockbench in a while I don’t know how

Long it’s gonna work I kind of want to go for something like this one maybe we can’t do the curved but I kind of want to do this simple one this is gonna look so bad what is what is this what am I making okay how the heck do the tram Wheels

Work what the heck it’s already been five minutes oh no I still have to add this entire thing into the game too oh no it looks so bad we also still have to do the scams part of this I don’t know what I’m gonna do for that beautiful

Tires this looks so bad this is so funny and what else is on here there’s like a door I don’t even know if I’ll be able to do the door I’ve almost used 10 minutes on just creating this tram I need to start like texturing it and stuff too we’re gonna just start

Painting this bad boy yellow this is such a disgusting yellow color oh yeah oh nice and horrible oh the top half of this is white hold on this is so bad oh my gosh it’s been 12 minutes you know what that is a tram that’s a tram right there you would look

At that and be like that’s a tram the wheels are absolutely horrific Look it’s even it’s even branded tram perfect tram all right save it okay I need train sounds perfect so we have the tram part now we need to do the scam part and I think I’m just

Gonna I’m just gonna show you once it’s there I got two minutes to test this and then make any changes but I think it’s in a good spot it’s oh boy I literally have two minutes and 12 second test create [Laughter] okay that’s not what I meant but okay

All right sweet good to know what even happened oh oh no I was so close okay wait I just have one final thing to do with this I’m just fixing the the tram give me like two seconds to wrap this up all right here we are in the official

Scams and trams update that’s right it’s it’s real it’s an actual thing and you know alongside a lot of bug fixes and stuff as Mojang usually does they decided to add a couple new features that are like you know pretty game changing the first feature is something that’s you know pretty difficult to

Discover if you don’t actually know anything about it which you know there’s something to be said about Mojang doing that and making sure people are discovering things on their own but uh in this case it makes uh so much sense plus it has a very high barrier to entry

In the form of a diamond block in order to access this new feature you need to place down a diamond block in a village and a villager will then use that as their that’s their workstation this is the new villager type the scammer as you can see he’s just a novice but the

Things that he sells are yeah very very good we just get a few of them in here you’ll see they have a variety of Trades all of which you know make perfect mathematical sense you know there’s there’s nothing since fishy going on this is the one the one they’re going to

Want to look at though uh because they they sell a new method of transportation this is super dumb this is the tram spawning what a deal it truly was a deal I’m gonna get another one just to have it and this is the only method of getting the tram

Because the tram is you know it’s it’s a tram it’s it’s very it’s a very you know difficult uh the end game Transportation vehicle but let me show you the actual creature because I think Mojang has really uh outdone themselves on this one [Applause] Oh the sounds really make it and the fact that my texture work I mean the Mojang’s texture work is was perfect it’s not broken in in any way at all like I said a moment ago trams are a form of transportation so naturally you can ride though just don’t do it in

First person because you uh you can’t you can’t see anything that’s not important because they go pretty fast I can’t move left or right I can only move forwards and backwards truly the best form of transportation I’ve ever seen truly this is this is so dumb hey hey

Man hey how’s it going welcome welcome to the Minecraft 1.21 update thank you is that a birch boat is that I saw that when I came in here I was like what is that like I’ve never seen that before so cool so welcome to 1.21 hey 1.21 have I

Been in a cave that long oh so this is the new Minecraft yeah this is the new one yeah okay that no one knows that so this is what you’re gonna need oh is that a diamond yes take the diamond the most important thing is that diamond

Block that’s in your hand there that’s the most important thing and uh we’re gonna come right on over here just right on over oh uh bye so they added a very uh secret feature if you go ahead and place that diamond block down on the ground hang on

Place what I’m really really killing it yep please yep you could do it I don’t understand everything’s like autonomous with the voice now wait is this a job block wait what comes it’s a job Vlog and now we’ve got a new villager profession this is his work bench whoa

Just take a look at some of these trades here for a second okay I’m gonna take it in just kind of take it in wait a minute that doesn’t seem very fair to me don’t know what you’re talking about did you notice him diamonds for a diamond block oh scammer

Oh the scammer yeah nothing sucks nothing sucks at all no no oh oh what is the tram well why don’t you buy one and let’s find out right yeah so they added a new uh a new method of transportation dude it costs so much money okay yeah what a deal [Laughter] [Applause] Oh my good lord it’s just like living in Atlanta all over again can I drive it yeah you absolutely can oh my God I’m coming oh my God so welcome to the scams and trams update that’s tramtaculous why does this remind me of the Magic School Bus it also gets

Better because those sounds are aren’t Global they’re perch Ram uh so if we just you know [Applause] morning Please Subscribe oh my gosh foreign What do you think does this belong in Minecraft okay yeah so so what do you think do you think this blog’s in Minecraft definitely I think yeah I think I I speak for everyone uh when I say absolutely it just feels like new age Minecraft you know something that’s never been done

Before for sure for sure yeah never been done before I can’t imagine why oh do you hear that oh I’m being called sorry all right see ya do you think this belongs in the game no