I coded Your Ideas in Minecraft…

We gave an iron golem a sword and a shield why because i coded your ideas in minecraft and you told me to yeah i feel like the iron golem is already pretty difficult as it is like i really don’t see why it needs a sword and a shield if

I’m being honest but okay sure why not but let’s at least make this fair shall we now it would be one thing just to give the iron golem a sword and a shield but it actually uses the shield so okay um all right let’s try this again

It’s not as easy as you think the timing of the golem’s attacks is now unpredictable because of the fact that it randomly shields i don’t know if he’s shielding if i’m shielding it just kind of throws off the timing of his attacks give the iron golem a sword they said

Give it a shield while you’re at it this is just not a good idea for me don’t think you’ve won this don’t think you’ve won this but nevertheless i finally defeated it oh i beat it first first try but it dropped nothing what a rip-off okay next marco wants

Brooms for witches easy let me show you what we did not too bad marco not too bad oh wait a minute yeah now we’re sweeping i mean i think it looks pretty good does it not subscribe shout out to energy for this model i didn’t make it

All right there we go that’s that’s what i’m talking about okay all right it checks out i just don’t really know oh oh oh [Applause] I need to get my witch broom license it’s up at the tree come down oh no oh no yeah i don’t know how to i don’t know how to fly this thing i didn’t know what i was doing but it worked and that was all that mattered oh not again

Witches on brooms it seemed like everything was going according to plan but there was one thing left to do okay i think i’m ready and i make sure to get a lot of milk buckets let’s do this thing no oh it’s a little too fast oh no

Ah i played quidditch with a bunch of witches i mean come on they’re all fighting each other no fight me oh no no no no and just when i thought i had everything under control so close gasper wants a spore blossom mob one word gasper bulbasaur huh

Right see what i’m saying it’s it’s bulbasaur it looks like bulbasaur all right all right we’re getting somewhere it’s in game now it just doesn’t do anything i think for this one i’m gonna add sounds but i’m gonna try and make them myself here we go Okay i think we’re good say hello to the spore walker it’s made out of that shiny thing right there what does it do oh that’s a good question come here little guy ah easy now okay okay no right all right easy now oh So this is the spore walker it’s entirely made of spore blossom and other lush materials you’ve got to be very careful because it’s a very timid mob in fact if i stand up and spook it it’ll run away and as you can see it leaves behind a lingering cloud of a potion effect

It’s my lucky day but you won’t always be so lucky ooh so many effects it’s crazy ah no no not poison oh come back little guy it’s okay it’s okay no be kind [Laughter] It’s like my own personal beacon oh no no no no no no no harden wants to add actual nightmare fuel into minecraft oh no this is probably not what you had in mind is it hard oh this is so bad oh no oh no the little leg so this is

This is not gonna be good okay this is a bad idea as if spiders and minecraft weren’t enough oh gosh spiders that crawl on the ceiling what kind of madness is this alright the skulk spider will basically crawl towards you on the roof dropping baby spiders and they give you blindness

To make it worse they give you blindness i don’t know why i would do this i really have no idea why i’m doing this to myself i really have no idea why i would be doing this this makes no sense this goes against everything in my human nature oh no no no

No no no no no no no no no no no no oh they’re so fast why are they so fast this is not good no no no no no oh it was a nightmare that makes sense that was definitely a nightmare don’t eat frosted skulks before bed so my

Friend a raise wants to add emotes to minecraft sure why not well how’s that i think we did all right how’s that for emotes so this is origin realms we added emotes into vanilla minecraft there’s an entire menu that lets you select the emote that you want to do

Look at my sick moves who knew i was such a good dancer just kidding i knew don’t mind me i’m just trying not to be suspicious totally just trying to do my task here oh man how cool is this this is crazy water water if you want to make your minecraft

Character do some really goofy things you could do so by joining our vanilla minecraft server at play.org realms.com there are so many different things you can do and there’s an entire menu that lets you try them all out i am system z kung fu master i still just cannot believe we did this

This is in vanilla minecraft how many times do i have to say that this is crazy marco came back demanding we add furnace golems let me cook it up pun intended okay for this one i wanted to make my own model so behold the furnace golem

Big bowling i am proud of myself what do you think send fanart on twitter i want to see it at system z hey furnace golem should they subscribe all right simple enough instead of using iron blocks we’ll use blast furnaces and just like that the big boy is alive but we’re going to

Need something to power it oh how are you moving okay to make our furnace friend work we’re going to need some coal this should be enough after all we really don’t need that much coal and while we’re down here i want to get some ore with this silk touch pick that i got

Legitimately oh man this is going to take forever i did a little bit of mining off camera and with a little bit of coal i bring you to life this is the furnace boy oh okay so what exactly does it do well there’s a reason we got all of this

Amazing ore uh i think i think i broke them there you go come on down it’s a little confusing it breaks or blocks i it’s re you know i don’t really know why you would want this i guess it’s kind of cool you know what maybe it would be cooler in a cave

Wow it is chilly in this cave all right go do your thing oh yeah oh yeah you need some coal oh all right uh thank you for that okay this is cool but maybe we need more all right guys do your thing work your magic

Yeah i don’t know maybe if you had like a mine shaft it would be cool but i i don’t know maybe just bring a pickaxe i i don’t think they know what they’re doing guys there’s ore right there my furnace boy was a flop and sure it’s a

Cool idea two thumbs up even but it’s safe to say i was a little disappointed uh how’s it going fellas Lachlan just said to make a bamboo spear i got you but we can do a lot more than just that this is a poacher a new mob that we added to vanilla minecraft but not just any mob this is how we’re going to get the spear okay let me explain in

A savannah biome a pack of poachers has a chance of spawning hey take it easy guys oh oh and whenever they find you they like to surround you and then vault themselves towards you with their spear come on guys we can work this out

Okay okay so how do we get a spear there is a very rare chance that a spear will drop whenever you kill a poacher kind of like a drowned zombie and a trident so we gotta be lucky very lucky oh no you don’t fool drop a spear already

No no no no no no no no no no no i need that fish i need that fish what now no you don’t we gotta oh uh we got a spear the last one drop the spear that’s crazy okay let’s see what this can do the reach on this thing is crazy

Take that creeper the spear lets you basically reach mobs from a very far distance away oh that’s what i’m talking about all right so we’ve got a spear and we kind of know how it works but we can actually enchant them maybe it’s best if i just show you this enchantment is

Vaulting too it gives you the ability to vault with your own spear oh that was a close one this could be a little challenging but with a little bit of practice you’ll be there in no time I wonder if i can climb this the street have you ever heard of cactus vult have you ever heard of cactus have you ever heard of cactus vaulting vaulting with a spear is so much fun but i got a little too confident no no wow mr t deep said to add poorly

Translated ideas into minecraft what’s the worst that could happen so i needed something to translate hmm something fancy no no that’s not it hmm creepers often explode causing extravagant damage okay okay okay now i’ve got it and i’m gonna run it through a translator 80 times and

So i did that and i waited and waited and waited some more until finally it translated to leg pain can be severe leg pain can be severe you