I Committed a HOME INVASION in Minecraft! (Yandere High School)

Comments yeah what’s up man what’s up I have a thing oh yeah have a surprise as always as I always do oh you look excited my I’m having my cat Zoomies right now I’m going it’s 3am in the bedroom and I’m like you know it’s good how’s it going

Have you been able to no I don’t I’m never using that I’m gonna be honest you’ll use it you’ll use it eventually I actually I gave it a whirl and it works out just fine what I gave it a whirl anyways let’s stop thinking about that let’s I got you

A special gift come over here Papa’s car oh another gift for Papa yes I got you a gift okay okay so remember how we had that little problem yes our little problem well I have a problem solver oh a knife a knife to solve our problems what are we solving our problems with

The knife with you involved James Coleman you involved James oh no oh no you involved him and you need to solve that problem oh no yeah why is it already bloody because this is I this is a good tool that I use whenever I have problems and it’s a

Trusty Problem Solver Sam’s trusty Problem Solver so we’re gonna go solve our problems okay are we what why you’re gonna kill James Coleman I’m what he knows that you killed grumpus oh you’re going to kill James oh no yes I don’t want to kill anybody he already killed someone cool mint this

Is it I should do it again James knows and he’s gonna rap you out to the police he’s gonna rat me out to the police and this is all going to be a big problem we’re gonna go to jail do you want that do you want to go to jail

I mean we’ve done some pretty messed up stuff maybe we deserve to go to oh cool man so we do not deserve to go to jail we’re good people I was trying to do a good thing remember you’re gonna solve this problem this is a good lesson for you to learn to not

Involve people it’s a lesson a good lesson so we’re gonna we’re gonna get him you know in a secluded area and then I’m gonna let you do what it is you need to do and they’ll be at the end of it and we won’t have any more problems okay

I I have to say I’m not I’m not a fan of this it doesn’t matter this is what we have to do it’s not like I enjoy doing it either okay it’s just what you have to do you have responsibility but you’ve done it so many times it’s your responsibility you have a

Responsibility there he is look he’s right there it’s James hey James James hey man hey hey James okay so what we’re gonna we’re just gonna get them secluded okay just get him you know behind get them alone get him alone get him alone okay all right hey James hey James are

You single it’s a special day you’re gonna hit us do you are you alone are you alone single are you single are you by yourself no there’s people around Coleman there’s people what are you talking about oh I don’t know you said get him alone um that was you guys James

Um would you like to go hang out at our house or something we’ve got some yeah we’ve got some game crap don’t worry your secret is safe with me well I’m glad secret I’m glad yeah what’s secret we don’t even know what we’re talking about right but I’m glad

Wink wink that the secret is safe oh I can’t I’m holding I’m handing out party invitations it’s my birthday oh yeah what secret yeah oh it’s your birthday party here happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday birthday to you that’s a lot yeah yeah that’s so lovely all right

This time what’s this James’s incredible birthday Burgers and Fries guests of honor are Coleman and Sam tonight at James’s house around 6 00 p.m wow that’s thick that’s pretty late yeah um could you maybe hand them out my links are too tired you want to stay in you guys are my best friends

Okay oh man we’ll hand them out and then you can come back to our house okay also nobody likes me but they like you actually a lot of people do like me I’m very popular um give us the the things we’ll hand them out and then and then we we can do

A before party at our house okay yeah we’ll do a pre-party yeah we’ll do a pre-party at my house okay okay okay okay let’s let’s hand these out let’s just give this to everybody guys James’s birthday hey ladies come on ladies James’s birthday come on Gordon wait

Read it it’s James’s birthday you got a cone on your head yeah all right you seem like a party guy yeah come on you just need all these people James we’re doing a good job for you we’re doing a good job for you guys okay guys go go to

The birthday party it’s gonna be awesome come on everybody going to the birthday it’s the birthday it’s your birthday’s out as quickly as possible here you go you’ve been invited uh who are they inviting the people on the little bike here you go you’re invited you’re invited everyone’s invited you’re

Invited everybody’s invited okay we’ve got a cool shirt guy see you later very fancy shirt okay James we’ve completed your ques your little task can you come back to our house now I think everyone’s been invited it took us like 10 seconds I don’t know why you couldn’t do that yourself but whatever

Hey why don’t you come over to my house oh um that works all right I have a fish yeah of course and that guy gave me a fish yeah yeah oh anyway I’m home alone and needs some help setting up this is our okay okay two seconds James two seconds James

Coleman can you come up here for two seconds okay yeah man let’s do it what’s going on in the back okay pull out your nut your knife all right practice when you practice the stabbing motion practice okay here we go ready ready practice jetting it into his

His rib cage you know just really get it let me try it just let me try again yeah there you go there you go you want to you want to stab a lot of times too you want to stab like really really fast like a lot of little fast movements fast

Movements here we go yeah yeah yeah fast lots of fast stabbing lots of lots of fast food I got I gotta get it it’s not like the movie it’s not like the movies like you you think in the movies like people die by like one stab it’s like

You need like 20 or 30. it’s a lot of stabs like because you all you know an awful lot about stabbing yeah of course that’s that’s like okay so uh two things don’t worry you got it don’t worry about it or do you feel comfortable with the

Stabbing Motions like let me try one more time think of it already I think yeah yeah how’s that do like 10 at once just really fast there you go there you go think of it like like a giant bag of water and you want to stab a little hole

So all the water comes out okay that’s how you want to think about okay okay I’ll imagine specifically that yeah yeah it helps it helps it helps okay it does oh yeah because you want to like dehumanize it okay anyways um what were you guys talking about wait

Don’t tell me it’s probably my yes it’s your present oh yeah sorry I had some fish blood from my fish presence yeah yeah yeah he was he was carving you a fish Jesus okay anyways let’s let’s go in your house let’s go in your house wow okay

All right let’s go into your house James let’s go into your house the birthday boy the birthday boy when you got nice stuff going on here he’s got a backyard wow you really set up the place look he’s got a little pool look is it creeper cola creeper cola wow

This is a slime soda wow you got it all maybe there’s more party stuff upstairs I love to create I love a flipper okay yeah yeah yeah this this is when you’re gonna do it okay this is probably a good time we’ve got them alone what we’re

Going to do is you you do the deed it’s just stab them just one good jab one good job just get it in there and then um we’re probably gonna try dip okay I believe in you I believe in you you’ve been practicing you’ve been practicing

Yeah they’re gonna be looking at me to practice yeah yeah it’s like one good one and then like a bunch of little ones or something [Laughter] just just keep him quiet just keep him quiet there’s someone at the door there’s someone out there I’ll punch him

In the face if you talk yeah yeah just talk keep him upstairs keep them upstairs oh Jesus Christ it’s his mother just keep him quiet keep him quiet if there’s too much if there’s too much like just keep them quiet just keep them quiet yeah

Hello hello hi hi hi hi how’s it going uh hello what can I do for you where’s my son James oh he he will be here any moment now I think he went to go get some party supplies so um you can come back later bye okay I

Think I got rid of her cool Matt I think I got he’s gone I believe no she’s still sick okay well let me in the bookshelf eat the book she’s coming in she’s coming in she’s black uh uh just just stay up there oh she’s setting up she said Coleman can

You come down here can you can you talk to her or something yeah yeah yeah uh James do not talk filled my my wife James you keep it quiet okay you keep it quiet I loved you like it shut up James shut up just stay down there comment how is she doing

She’s fine she’s just helping me set the cake for James right yes go make sure that he doesn’t talk go make sure that he doesn’t talk hi just just make sure that he doesn’t come down here um well I need to go to the store for

Some more supplies okay you go to the store for some more supplies all right I’ll let you go then go on be back soon good good good be back soon okay there’s there’s going to okay we can’t do it down here or we there’s gonna be too much of a mess that they’re

Gonna notice please this isn’t you call me okay let’s let’s bring him let’s let’s bring him out let’s bring him out I got him by the shirt collar I’m dragging him come on come on if we kill him come if we kill him then his mother knew that we were

Here so that’s not a good kill his mom no if we’re killing too many people that’s that’s that’s a big if if she finds the dead body that’s not gonna be good because she saw us okay so we have to eat him bring him what the

[ __ ] is down here by the way I don’t know what’s UPS explain James Blaine what is this James I got you by the shirt collar what’s going on down here is this ah you can okay okay okay sometimes my friends leave me okay okay new plan Coleman let’s just put them let’s just

Put them in this thing all right come here go going on there get in there what is get in there have you been capturing people have you been capturing people James I thought you were cool I thought you were cool what is this he’s got a chest

In here go read what that is what is this it’s coding in Linux what is that a stick this is what you’re used to like harass people wait what was in the chest go look in the chest oh there was like a book in there the book of blackmail well read it out

It’s just a point blackmail Leon tax evasion Sam murder and also hundreds of other crimes cool man murder he’s a great guy I feel bad Mom sale of special sugar wow so she scares me I feel like he’s planning something he’s got a little diary here so he really was

Planning to screw us over God damn it James you were lying to us I’m seeing this if we kill him then his mother knew that we were here and and we’re gonna be suspects so we we can’t so we can’t have well they’re killed yet well his mom spells sells special sugar

Maybe for Like Walter White so what if we got his mom out you mother trucker what if what if we got his mom arrested we got so many people arrested we already have May and Invader in prison that’s another person oh you’re right though we we do actually have this

Evidence that is not actually a bad idea yeah and then we can and then we’ll kill him after she’s in prison so that there’s no Witnesses yes and there’s the like like um she she can’t say that it was us okay yeah um where’s Paul somebody help keep them quiet keep him

Quiet keep him keep him quiet all right how do they get in there should I get in there and put out someone else right back hold on stop it okay James you stay quiet if you know what’s good for you okay cool man show him your knife show

Me your knife someone’s at the door let’s let me go check the door who is this can you come up here I’m coming there’s someone else hey is there beer oh people are coming in people are coming in bumpy the clown did someone order a clown hi all those kids are showing up

And everything just walked right in um are you guys supposed to be here are you guys supposed to be here I’m the club what’s going on Alec ordered okay Um is there anything that we can do you invited us okay um oh that’s right we did invite them okay he’s drunk okay what do we do what do we do what do we do okay I don’t know just make sure no one goes downstairs there’s

A lot of people outside are they all starting to conjugate outside oh God okay bumpy oh wait wait wait wait wait wait wait everyone’s singing there’s more people at the door oh my god oh it’s Lighty oh everything shut up oh my god dude it’s already 6 p.m I’d

Even realize look outside yeah oh when did it get so dark we’ve been in we’ve been dealing with all these problems with all there’s so many people showing up happy birthday okay everyone too we’re all gonna do birthdays in the end of we’re gonna do we’re gonna sing Happy

Birthday in front of the lawn in the lawn everyone everyone’s gone yeah everyone go outside everyone go outside There’s so many people here at the party I got an idea cool man uh okay yeah you are going to dress up as James huh You’re Gonna dress up as James that’s the only way out of this it’s brilliant you can really look like James you know just just uh he’s right

There get back James God damn it get back ow um okay so I’ll knock him out with the stick use some blood or something to like make your hair red and then we’ll take his clothes and then you can dress up as James okay I’m gonna clock him with the

Stick I’m gonna clock him and knock them out okay I got the thin stick to hit him with it and then ah there we go there we go okay put on go put on his clothes all right I’ll go I’ll I’m getting naked don’t look at me okay I’ll look away

Just turn around I’m turned around tell me when I can unturn around and smear the blood from the knife in your hair or something like that okay hold on there’s a lot I gotta get his little I gotta get his little pants off okay well you do

That I’m gonna go make sure all the party guests are is everyone having a good time James is he’s is coming down he he was just um Can the should the kids be drinking that’s that’s not a good idea James will be here any moment guys any moment this party guys just

Everyone wait James is coming down okay he’ll be he’ll be down in just a minute guys everyone wait the the party boy is gonna be here no one I don’t even like everyone just wait everyone just wait just has everyone brought your gifts has everyone brought the gifts

But where’s James and guys guys everyone just calm down Coleman are you ready it’s my birthday it’s my birthday James happy birthday happy birthday happy birthday [Applause] I’m James don’t look at the base yay yeah it’s my birthday okay let’s do the birthday stuff let’s do the birthdays yeah who wants to cut

The cake I got a knife oh it should I hide that knife use a different time all right look at all the gifts James look at all the gifts you get a cupcake yeah you get a cupcake everybody gets a little cup yeah on my birthday I’m James

Mingle with everyone like your best you know what my presents I I heard Astra you’re a pretty good dancer let’s hit let’s see some moves Oh Jesus there’s a clown in my eye okay come over here come over here guys bring the gifts over here at the table bring the gifts let’s play Ring Around the Rosie let’s have yeah musical chairs everybody [ __ ] out ready all right we’re gonna do it I’ll do the I’ll do the

Musical chairs here we go musical chairs The clown wants to talk to me two seconds two seconds two seconds all right yeah bumpy what is it what do you what do you want dude I know that’s not James how what what do you what what what are you talking about bumpy you’re crazy man what do you mean that’s James

What are you talking about you do you sound you sound crazy right how would you even know that I’ve been ordered and did his birthdays his whole life oh you’ve done every single one of his birthdays have you have you now so that’s not so that is not him

Well okay bumpy bumpy think about it his own mother his own mother’s here if his if if that wasn’t James why would his own mother believe that it’s James it doesn’t no bumpy you’re you’re going crazy did you did you hear hear I have some more smelly beer why was that that one

Specifically had your name on it do you have a brand of beer that you sell or something anyways just drink some beer okay forget about it’s not a big deal just yes yes bumpy no no it’s not it’s not just drink the beer drink the beer okay

Drink the beer drink the beer bumpy you’re you’re hallucinating you’re going crazy okay just drink the beer do you not feel better when you drink the beer just just like just like three sips and it makes you feel all better okay bumpy you just keep drinking that beer okay

Okay just how cute uh we’re doing it we’re doing it we’re doing it well quit doing it we’re doing it we’re doing it well oh I gotta go guys it’s my birthday two seconds two seconds ago okay you’re you’re doing a frog you’re doing a terrible job what do you mean people are

On two seconds to prepare this people are already starting to figure out that you’re not actually James James [ __ ] everybody seemed like so cool it’s a clown for whatever reason that the clown knows no I got him proper knackered he’s he’s real drunk so so hopefully he just kind

Of passes out and forgets the whole night that’s my plan just try to get a blacked out drunk so he forgets everything okay okay what do I do what do I do anyone who starts to seem suspicious give them alcohol that’s a great deterrent yes so that

They become black out and then they don’t remember everything and they’ll just be a hazy dream okay oh there’s a little okay okay I got this that one’s like but you want some alcohol yeah give them give them you want some booze it’s my birthday yeah just just get it uh it’s getting

Late my daddy said I need to go okay all right then Lee yeah who wants to get crunk [ __ ] it’s my birthday do the birthday dance James do the oh my God yeah I’ll do it I’ll do a little birthday do the birthday dance there we go wow for everyone it’s my birthday

Let’s open presents let’s open presents everyone my birthday everyone bring your presents to James puff puff is the clown like crying or something I don’t even wanna I don’t know he just he’s a very weird he’s very weird he’s just very off-putting I don’t know what it is just do the presents [Applause]

What what what what what what what what what what two seconds everyone two seconds two seconds two seconds get the clock oh God she found out get the stick get the stick get the stick you got the stick get in there go go go go go get in there

Oh they’re trying to dig out they’re trying to hit him again hit him again hit him again knock him out knock him out knock him out get knock him out knock him out close it close it closer close it close it oh God he was trying

To dig out he was his Nova not is she cut is she conscious I I’ll conked them both on the head he was making a tunnel he was making a tunnel is he is he moving clock him again go clock him again It stops moving Jesus my birthday it’s my birthday I’m gonna do this on my birthday geez what a guy oh she’s conscious I can’t knock her out again knock her out go to sleep make sure she’s just don’t want her moving at all what am I a [ __ ] MMA fighter Jesus

You’re really strong that’s really impressive God he’s waking up again do the clocking go to sleep dude that clock go ahead and get in the hole get in the hole come here I’m knocking you into the hole getting the get in there man he’s really bad at getting in that okay okay

Let’s keep them just in the cell I don’t know how much time we have until people are starting to no one come down here no one come down here there’s a mask there’s this big mess down it’s my birthday someone threw up that’s why it stinks someone threw up down there don’t go

Down let’s do the presents presents presents presents go on presents yay birthday presents presidents forget about Nova’s fine no but she just she had to use the restroom it’s really bad it’s my sorry everyone give cool or James your the presents give them the presents lady

Don’t go down there don’t go down there give them the presents oh sweet fish an adult present to everyone wow or you’re getting on my presents lady give me my present let’s all come my birthday this is so many people it’s so crowded let’s all do the presents out

Here let’s do this I’m trying to do some presents on my birthday out here okay everybody stand over there and throw their presents into me in the pool yes clown no okay drink drink the alcohol clown drink the alcohol drink more come come on come with me clown come with me my birthday Let’s confront him okay bumpy let’s confront him I think you’re right I think you’re right bumpy I think you’re right I think he’s James we want to have a talk with you okay let’s go talk at your house then that’s my birthday after all oh yeah my house let’s go tomorrow we’ll be

Back keep the party bumping party back we’ll be right back okay all right come on two seconds two seconds James two seconds James uh bumpy can I talk to you for a second bumpy can you come over here bumpy bumpy puppy puppy okay bumpy I think you’re right this

James guy he’s he’s acting so weird I don’t think I’ve known James for a while too and this doesn’t seem like it’s him he’s so weird I think you’re on to something so this is what I propose let’s bring him to my house and let’s detain him and I’ll call the police

I did all of his birthdays for his whole life I know it makes so much sense bumpy it makes so much sense okay sounds good let’s bring them to my house and let’s detain him and call Paul Blart okay that’s the plan okay come on come on

James let’s come on it’s my birthday let’s talk with you James coming to my house Up here we’re gonna have a talk about things James yeah James come over here I think man bumpy and I we’ve been watching you for some some for some time now bumpy do you have something to say to James you want to confront him about something you are not the real James

A imposter uh get the problem solver get the problem solver make God bumpy me God he’s a cool guy just die already okay Coleman we gotta finish the party okay we gotta finish the party we gotta make sure everyone goes home and then we’re gonna we’re gonna okay come on

Let’s go let’s go let’s go we’re gonna finish this party up we gotta finish the party up this is getting out of this get out of here I’m feeling I’m feeling something I don’t know but I think I kind of like it oh boy okay we’re gonna hey lady it’s my

Birthday it’s the birthday okay we’re having a we’re gonna we’re gonna wrap up this party fellas we’re gonna wrap up this party okay yeah it’s time for Mom to tuck me into bed because I’m sleepy we’re gonna tuck tuck you into bed everyone uh say your goodbye wishes

James you can come sit here come sit here I’m night night and everyone can say you’re you’re goodbye wishes to James everyone say something nice to him goodbye James remember guys if you find me dead tomorrow it’s probably bumpy the clown yeah yeah yeah that’s a funny

Joke make sure everyone drink lots of alcohol on your way out lots of alcohol yeah I got lots of alcohol before they leave iPhone gets complimentary uh beers everyone gets complimentary beers drink five five apart five a piece everyone gets a little bit of beer No One’s Gonna remember this night No

One’s Gonna remember this night that’s how we party we’re gonna get messed up we’re gonna get messed up we’re getting messed up come on guys all right I’ll see you at the door go out the door go out the door come on get out the door out the door have your

Complimentary mirrors out the door out the door go go go come on come on get out of here the night is still young go party for James for me on my behalf it’s my birthday let’s go everyone go okay come on go on go on to your stilt way to go get

Out of here yes what do you want left no no no no no no she already left I walked her home I walked her home don’t worry about it bye she was feeling under the water bye bye okay my mom is still here oh my God she’s stuck

Mom I’m going to bed you gotta go home no no it’s the cool Mom it’s cool oh she’s going to sleep upstairs okay going upstairs fall down the stairs so she’s drunk she’s drunk okay all right okay what do we get God have they have they tunneled some [ __ ]

Have they tunneled I don’t know tunneling James are you goddamn cuddly James go clock them clock them there you stinker yeah oh he’s got a knife all right keep it locked did that keep it locked in there let me have a shovel okay you got guys

Okay James I’ll let you out if you’re hitting over with that shovel what’s wrong with you okay cool man come over here come over here yeah man yeah how are we gonna deal with this how are we gonna deal with this I feel like have you watched you from Netflix that’s what

This feels like I have not it’s a it’s a show it’s can I get out of these people I feel weird yeah change if you want I guess sure all right uh alternative there’s a barrel back yeah that’s where your mom is I’m changing in the living room okay whatever

Fine I’m just gonna get naked there’s an Open Door out here yeah why just don’t be in front of the windows James I need you to calm down okay James you need to stop tunneling because that’s you’re not gonna get anywhere Coleman is crazy he is he’s he is crazy

I want to let you I am okay I wanna free you yes he’s crazy I agree with you he’s crazy this whole situation is just nonsense but I can’t let you out James because what if you go running to the police okay I can’t let

That happen what if you and Nova go to the place I don’t trust you I don’t tell comment I’ve made a tunnel that’s reached outside oh God I’m right here man okay let’s Okay James James James come over here James James remember James that has not reached outside you lied to

Me James that has not reached outside we’re gonna Knock You Out We’re Gonna Knock You Out Qualcomm cool man clock come clock out I’m so strong just keep clocking Nova’s getting conscious again clock her some some more oh my God just clock them until they’re knocked out Jesus go to sleep go to

Sleep go to sleep oh my God I got a knife I’m gonna stab him I’m so done with this okay okay cool man what is our plan how are we gonna deal with these two honestly at this point I want to cut him up instead of him do it I know coffee

Can’t just kill people because that we might be connected to the crime so you have to be mindful of evidence and all that stuff because the the mothers here the mother’s upstairs and she she watched us with James earlier so we can be connected to the crime so we have to

Think of a way to where they don’t find the body we’ve got to deal with the the freaking bumpy or whatever in my house this this whole thing is really getting out of control and yeah what what do we do I don’t know I feel like I’m from I’m the main

Character from you right now I’m the freaking main character of the Netflix show that’s who I am I’ve never seen Netflix it’s a good show for it it’s a good show I feel like I’m the main character right now we let’s just let’s just leave them here

Let’s let’s close up this hole let’s close up this hole let’s let’s take his tools take his tools and close up the hole okay tools close up the hole Nova pick them up go back to sleep get the tools okay there’s a TV he’s not gonna be able to dig any

More because that was a problem that was a night let’s just go we should give him some entertainment hold on wait set up a TV that’s facing the wrong way they can listen to it okay yeah thank you give it back give it back I don’t know how it

Got through those bars that’s the wrong way I don’t know if it faces the other way does it face it all right give it to me give me the tea freaking damn it James give him the goddamn TV give me the TV you know he can just hold on to it he he

Told me I don’t even care anymore let’s let’s just let’s go home let’s clean up the whole bumpy thing this is a stressful day this did not go as planned I had a whole plan and it did not go to plan this this is all getting

Out of control oh my God everyone’s a hammer I’ve watched the show you from Netflix so what they do is they just keep them locked up in the basement till they can think of a plan so that’s what we’re gonna do because I’m the main character okay I know how to deal with

These things huh what if we hit him with like a rock or something that’d be that’d be a pretty good plan they do that in the Looney Tunes we gotta deal with bumpy he’s dead he’s real dead he’s super dead you have an idea yeah put him in the bathtub

Grumpus him I feel like there’s no grumpus Arc all over again we put him this time it’s bumpy but then we’ll put him in May’s house we’re just we’re just at a cycle cool if you that were just in a cycle I’m gonna take a nap so I can think

About how I could deal with all this we got people in prison this is all just really does all just just getting very overwhelmed I need to think of a plan I’m gonna go to bed okay I’m just gonna go to bed we’ll wake up a little bit of

Manga and then in the morning we’ll talk about it we’ll wake up and we’ll think of a plan we’ll wait is he still alive his head is twitching I I think those are just death rattles I think he’s just I think I think that’s the Exorcist exercise those are definitely just let

Me just handle this just stab a couple more stop it damn it okay I’m gonna go to bed tell me a bedtime story tell me a bedtime story because I’m really stressed it’s Upon a Time yes there was a bunny boy uh bunny invited a cat man

Over to his house yes and for some reason he brought him a man as a pet yes and then the man died and then the dead man it’s the end that’s a great story okay I’m going to bed good night