I Couldn’t Survive The Cave Exploration…

Gamer wake up all right guys i want to see in chat wow connor you look no different all right three two one i look no different right totally the same totally necessary look at me look at that jawline you can finally see it you guys are all gonna be arrested for

Watching this what’s smash doing oh she’s laughing at my face oh god i’m using this i won’t take this line any longer oh hello what were you laughing at mouse nothing what was so funny hold on a second yeah you find time to make an excuse i don’t know how to tell you

This but my stream is 18 and up only oh I can’t believe this if it’s 18 and up max why are you on the stream what is that supposed listen listen to how to catch a voice about my voice know i have predator got him people don’t take you seriously with a face like this you know why

Because i get it when you got a face like this priests just randomly want to text me in the middle of the night it’s really weird okay sorry sorry are we playing minecraft yeah this is totally different from where i was at well last time you

Were on the other server you didn’t tell me that the server changed so i spent like 30 minutes last night trying to figure out why i couldn’t get on oh you got your skin i did yeah and uh tired what do you mean you look good what are you trying to say

What the [ __ ] don’t hit me it’s against the rules of this server is it really no what the [ __ ] why would you lie what is this it’s my storage area oh wow i’m ready to go you want me to show you around yeah here i’ll give you my

Pickaxe is that shooting there okay fine do you want your own pickaxe how do i make one tea tree right now if you punch a tree you can get wood and you can make a wooden pickaxe and wooden tools but then you can use a wooden tool to get

Stone i need to use that stone to make stone tools and then you get those stone holes to get iron let’s do okay well first of all there’s a zombie bite oh my god he oh [ __ ] there’s phantoms hold on come inside what the [ __ ] is that okay so

When you don’t sleep and you’re up during the night time those things come for you so you’re just putting my life at risk what do you want to mine or not i want to mine craft please you’re minecrafting right now where should i go to mine and craft oh my gosh

Here why is he going for me he’s in here okay i trapped him in here you trapped him in my place yeah you want to kill him he’s in there nice come to the line this is my personal mind damn this is epic well

First of all i need to get a pickaxe yes so i just like chop a ton of these down Okay i think you have enough water so you can make some planks and then with the planks you make tools put all the blocks together on one square oh i see ah planks oh wow you gotta make a crafting table oh yeah i’ve got a crafting table in my inventory now three

Planks and two sticks to make a wooden pickaxe oh there we go yeah i got a wooden pickaxe do you want to go to my personal mind sure i can explore it yeah you can explore my personal mind nothing nothing nothing nothing nothing you don’t want to explore my personal mind

No no no you’re a pervert no no i’m not yes you are no no no nothing listen you did oh yeah oh do you want to explore that big ass area what is this gremlin noise come on oh god i’m this way we made it what is this voice there’s gold let’s go

I got some cold too good clothes important because coal allows you to smoke things yeah you got this take them out not too many too many But like there seems to be like none in this cave there’s somewhere look at you such a curious precocious you see my face looks like this yes a baby face precocious you wow interested in exploring the land it died how did you die because i’m an

Idiot and i forgot i didn’t have armor on oh my god and i love mining with this wooden pickaxe i love how it takes 10 hours it’s really fun i really like that you’re supposed to upgrade your [ __ ] man well i can’t find any material other

Than coal you can use stone really yes how many times have we told you that you could use stone Oh i have stone pickaxe now huh you die again what’s going on are you alright i’m not alright do i need to go back yeah go back to my stuff save my [ __ ] well i’m almost there yeah you’ll be here any second now i don’t need to

Do any second then 2 000 years later where is it can you take me to work i see you on the map oh thank god oh my other head is up there i see you What you just look like you’re like menacingly looking at me he’s looking at me i’ll be honest i’m just doing this for you because i already have [ __ ] and i don’t need to be mighty right now what do you want to do adventure that’s what i’m trying to do there’s dungeons and

Stuff we can go to oh yeah i want to go with my own mind this isn’t that in the name of the game minecraft why do you have to talk about it like you’re a dad i’m just saying you know it’s the name of the game

In your own mind i’m getting out of the mind by the way you know how to get out i’m already out you left me in here i told you i literally told you i was leaving i can’t believe you left me how dare you wait where am i going ah you’re lost aren’t

You no this is the way i came oh i’m most definitely lost i’m so lost oh okay i’m just gonna dig up oh my god uh i’m digging it there’s an oak plank in front of me oh god that’s hydra’s house wait wait hold up oh my god i’m directly above

You know what i’m gonna dig sideways i’m gonna dig a little tunnel system under haruka’s house i’m sure she wouldn’t mind i’m doing this to save her house okay now i can dig out oh what oh god if it was a creeper maybe i should dig oh i found iron right

Now is this iron what is this no no iron dirt oh wait it’s got like iron bits in it though are you okay i thought that was on him lapis lazuli out of that and i only got two [ __ ] diamonds me you found diamond i did i found two diamonds oh

Man i want a diamond i could give you a diamond i want to get it myself i want to discover it that’s the joy of minecraft is that not the purpose of this game yes it’s the purpose of the game that’s what i thought oh i was trying to heal

Oh my god bro what the [ __ ] just trying to get my [ __ ] and i’m getting attacked okay yay my stuff i can jump off this right what the f you take fall damage you crazy i thought i could get in the water i missed it by like one inch oh it’s so

Far away why do they have to explore so far and wide because you are dumb because i like to explore what are you doing why are you exploring with me i’m trying to get back to the surface for this long you kind of left me uh i

Thought you were the expert here how come you can’t get out of a single cave you’re the one that wanted to go exploring and [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you bringing this while on me just dig up it’s not that hard right i am i’m out

Now okay i’m in the snowy area is that okay for me to be here what the [ __ ] i thought i was gonna build a house yeah where are you building it though i picked out a spot and everything oh okay what behind the inn and onsen oh i see

The like the cherry blossoms yeah we’ll do yours the deals do you want to build mines down here though at least i guess i’ll start digging my mind here i’m gonna make the entrance pretty large and in charge where your mind is gonna be yeah i’m gonna leave my [ __ ] you

Don’t trust that you’re gonna survive with me i know i’m not gonna survive what we’re exploring why don’t i make a chest what how what’s the combination what’s the code put all the wooden planks on the outside and leave the middle empty okay i got it i haven’t started any

Place i’ve been exploring also creating a haunted house for everyone not just a place for myself not why are you why are you talking to me like that because what’s wrong with you why are you shouting at me what have i done everything i’m puerto rican shout

Out somewhere else do i need carbonite why do you ask if you need something i don’t know if it’s important or not i’m asking you i mean it could be useless aren’t you useless don’t give me any answers everything’s a riddle with you i wonder if you need an axe who knows

You’re so used to games that have so many rules that when there are no rules you’re like what the [ __ ] like i need i need a meta what’s the matter in minecraft bro what what’s the boosted item like what’s that what character is good what abilities do i use tell me i

Need help i don’t know what i’m doing i’m are you gonna come over to me or not i don’t even know where you are what are your coordinates 3795 or if you’re american See look at this we got a little new little cave system going isn’t this exciting what what’s so funny about that i feel like i’m playing minecraft with my dad yeah i bet that would be fun i’m sure you’d be a very good guy to play with

Okay so my thinking is right we just have very spacious mind and we look for like a really plentiful location underneath the mountain to kind of explore does that make any sense perfect a lot of marble here isn’t that good that’s amazing that isn’t it

And she said i’m british i don’t need my teeth what why would she enable bad stereotypes like that that’s appalling come on fruit we have amazing teeth silence silence yes i really don’t hit people on the server well i just did wow you get out of my mind right now

Look out that door mouse i don’t want to see you no more that’s domestic violence i won’t stand for it you hit me first son of a [ __ ] i fell over with my sword in hand swinging at a good angle clean your ears i bet you haven’t cleaned them

Since you have made that video why would i clean my ears that is detrimental to your ears they clean naturally they’ve done so for hundreds of years you do not need to clean your ears you do not need to clean your ears no doctor or anything will ever tell you to

Do that no i go to my doctor to get my ears cleaned why is he cleaning your ears i used to get a right ear infection so i have to get them clean right here what’s different then yeah you got your doodoo ears you got you got poopies you got poopy ears massa

Just trying to get sympathy it doesn’t work on me anymore you’re like bro i’ve got a condition i’m like love now hey google should you clean your because i’m right you’re not right you’re wrong and you’re giving bad medical advice i am not giving medical advice So when i say come in my mind you can laugh when you say it i can’t laugh i’m immature what is this double standard classic woman i’m about to commit misogyny to prove a point what what i didn’t see that you took my iron bro what give me that back you’re my army No stop you just took it what the [ __ ] stop taking my iron are you taking my stop what are you british stop taking everything oh my god i just got this [ __ ] man all right come here all right look at this cave system that is crazy

Oh [ __ ] that is down you better be careful why just be careful well if i dig underneath you will you fall yes i’ll fall i’ll die and i swear to god if i dramatic this is epic why are we so epic because that’s who we are wait i figured

Out how to idiot wow it’s really insensitive you know that monkey i’m a highly intelligent man you call yourself a monkey whoa holy [ __ ] there’s so many of them should we go back and fight them no not until we can make armor how do i make armor

You don’t have any iron i have uh one you need to melt yeah you need to make a furnace make a furnace quick what open your thing quick why why what is this what is this shut up oh what do you warn me uh i didn’t see him until now

I’m furnishing away look at me look at me go i got armor now oh look you made an advancement look at you grey i think i can take this guy on i killed the guy should we keep going now yeah sure can’t get themselves tomorrow i need your help oh why what

Happened i’m about to die i’m too hard i’m literally about to die make a shield how do i make a shield i can make one though let’s go to battle i don’t think you’re weak oh i’m right next to the lava this is really bad okay i’m back

Where are you did you kill them all i killed them wilder there’s water here ah what the [ __ ] he shot me while swimming piece of [ __ ] this man will pay with his life for that okay i figured out how the shield works now [ __ ] why die no don’t die

No damn i was getting diamonds are you serious yeah you were getting diamonds while i was dying what kind of friend are you mouse huh you left me alone you’re the expert i shouldn’t have to babysit you listen to me when you see a diamond you gotta get the [ __ ]

Diamond i can’t believe you got traded by a gremlin of all things but you guys know diamond is important diamond over friends yes i am a diamond tear friend listen i would excuse any death that my friends allowed to happen if it was over a diamond unforgivable

Expect nothing less from umass leave me take the diamond greed over friendship i see how it is i see how you operate zombies at my [ __ ] oh my god there’s like a brazilian no no no i pressed the wrong button oh my god i’ll quit why weren’t you minecraft me why are you

Just standing near the furnace i wasn’t standing near the furnace i was looking for you but i didn’t know where she stayed near the furnace i’m gonna stand here and i’m gonna wait for you i wanna get here i’ll follow you just abandoned me for money look what it caused

You abandoned me for money we’re in a diamond deficit right now you were like hey connor uh is it okay for your mind you didn’t say that no you’re like hey i’m gonna leave you the skeleton army because i’m greedy oh my god are you mad at me no not at all

Just a bad teammate and friend let’s explore the caves i’m actually gonna die oh god why oh my god i want to commit genocide on the skeletons oh god there’s a witch in here no no no i’m gonna die oh i am out of here no i’m not coming

Back here are you done oh my god this [ __ ] is chasing me sounds like having a good time you know what it’s okay oh that that that that is the witch okay well i’m gonna run past a witch i think yeah run past the witch she’s chasing you now

My advice is that we get out of here my advice is that we keep exploring this is minecraft not coward craft oh okay the witch is on me now actually this is kind of annoying throwing potions at you by the way one person’s supposed to heal you she throws

Posters at you to poison you right and then when you hit her you need to like hit her a lot because she can auto heal herself that doesn’t seem fair i think i got all my stuff all right come back let’s get out of here wow this is a nice

Cave are you nuts well it’s dying funny you lose levels when you die it was a level what does it matter it’s important oh my god it’s a little baby zombie what the [ __ ] oh yeah they’re really fast he’s crazy he’s actually gonna kill me yeah what

The f why is he so fast [ __ ] baby and he has stamina babies that cannot run faster than adults that is factually incorrect uh it’s a zombie it goes against the laws of nature okay i mean i guess you gotta die oh my god he’s gonna kill me he’s actually to kill

Me i’m on one helmet i’m on one health give me the okay oh yeah being a good friend abandoning you you abandoned me you let me die how many times did i save your ass and i’ve been feeding you this whole time i don’t recall a single time you fed me

Well you know what my backpack breaks a differ i’m debating going back to my house and dropping off stuff give me my [ __ ] trust you what i’ve told you i want my own [ __ ] i don’t want your [ __ ] what did you say i want

My own [ __ ] i still owe you okay i’m not gonna give you any more food but it was on a different service it doesn’t count right yes it does count you owe me a hundred diamonds i don’t a hundred no i do not owe you a hundred that is

Ridiculous i lost maybe like ten you owe me a hundred diamonds hell no yes you do why justify why are you 100. interest what interest apr is this what the [ __ ] not only that how many times have i died how many times have i fed you 100

Diamonds no no no i’m gonna give you 20 20 or nothing you ain’t getting nine twenty five fine twenty five then thirty diamonds now you’ve already agreed to twenty five diamonds no twenty five twenty five diamonds twenty five okay look clip this boat here you wanna go on a

Boat ride with me yeah can i drive yes you can drive oh my god what if i spin ready connor you wanna make me sick no no no no i’m joking i’m joking all classic sure i just wanna explore this mine but there’s so many zombies here now how many three three zombies

I can’t take them i’m in half a health sit tight [ __ ] are you okay what i’m on my way what what what i’m on my way and i brought food yay i got enough food i’m hungry where’s my food i’m on my way to your cave i want to

Make a tower so that i can find this cave easier where are you i’m on my way i just ran into a cox i like it oh god your skin is just hideous what your skin never mind i’m not going to you what i mean i need your help please

No you said my texture pack is hideous it’s uh hideously beautiful i want to help somebody a [ __ ] lying ass sack of [ __ ] yeah why does your water look like rtx mode what the [ __ ] because it’s my texture pack you know the one the one

That looks like [ __ ] can i get the water to look like that without everything else that’s a serious question i’m not gonna tell you why find it on your own that’s kind of mean huh okay i can make it into the water yeah go ahead jump

Inside why you freeze to death in this weather i see my screen is freezing that does i get my stuff run into the house first oh wait wait wait stay in the water stay in the water oh i’m about to die jump in the water you’re watching my stream in like a 20

Second using internet explorer no what do you mean here take some food stupid call it again you don’t get anything that tastes better than this this shit’s whack man i swear to god you better not you’re lying oh thank you thank you do you have any souffle steak

Do you have any i mean why are you turning around look no no ow you hit me souffle you hit me i ruined one of the most basic english language wordsweep i gotta wait because i gotta take my medicine oh my god man i can’t go in now i gotta take my meds

You’ve gotta wait for your pc to bother too you shut the [ __ ] up mister i had technology problems i don’t know what’s wrong with my companion i’m sorry isn’t your stream broken half the time it’s not easy as you know exactly that’s what i said it’s not with

Your like fisher’s price pc that you have i don’t know you know fish’s prices google it how does it look like your pc it looks like something you should be playing with the way that you’re looking today yeah yeah yeah i bet hello i told you the other day i i

Wouldn’t say like three hours what no let’s mine i got 20 minutes let’s do it let’s have the best goddamn adventure no back to the shield fine let’s go why are you finding me are you mad that i’m leaving yes i’m so angry oh no it’s the scary man do we kill him

Can we beat him up what the [ __ ] that noise can you come to the furnace oh [ __ ] me don’t jump scared i need help i need help holy let’s get the [ __ ] out of me why is it so terrifying why do they make it do that that’s horrible my god man that’s

Scary than any horror game i’ve ever played why do you want to explore in the case you go down here isn’t this cool there’s a thing over here that was the manliest scream i’ve ever done in my life oh my god came around the corner bro

What is that what is that what is that why are they fighting each other they fight each other that’s good that’s epic bro oh my god bro is this zeus did he pick a fight with zeus well we came from this way right you’re lost i’m also lost i

Think we should make it back out if we got a little yeah let’s go i don’t know how to make it back out just take off uh yeah we should be relatively safe if we dig up let’s go up here then first how [ __ ] deep did we go probably oh what’s up

Don’t falling on me gravel oh my god should i try and get my stuff i’ll stay in here and i’ll get it for you thank you i’m sorry i gotta go no it’s okay don’t worry i had a lot of fun today thank you thank you i look forward to

Playing minecraft with you again okay even though you had not abandoned me i’m not abandoning you well the next time we play we’ll have a house okay good i’ll have a beard as well