I created a cursed minecraft server…

So how’s it going guys welcome back to another video all right hi welcome so today my time is limited basically I have 30 minutes to create a minecraft server and that’s all I got so 30 minutes on the clock right now it has begun let’s go this is a very poorly

Explained intro but basically we got to get a micro server like right now so uh minecraft server now come on the best minecraft servers we know I’m not trying to join one I’m trying to make one no I don’t care about this dude the timer is ticking uh uh by a minecraft server

Right now alright boop boop two dollars fifty cents okay that’s not bad let’s go minecraft PC uh I think we’ll go for the dirt plane I’m not trying to spend on the Titan plan no no the dirt plane is what we’re going with today alright

We’ll get it in we want an EVA no we want it in North America okay continue come on come on let me get my server broke me checked out I only have 28 minutes 50 seconds left oh my god my first name is Joe alright I don’t even

Care at this point I just want my server I want my server I don’t have time palm trees palm trees palm trees verify I’m a human bro check out check out come on please including at and the email address okay done complete usually is incomplete broke come on all right at

That calm complete there we go now your phone number is not valid who are you to tell me oh wait phone numbers are usually numbers okay now can we go dude it really thinks I’m a robot you did not enter a password come on how long will this take complete complete complete

What’s wrong now nothing your order has been flagged as potentially high-risk therefore it has been held for men you know you stupid website why am i cross over at legit right now okay okay a pic spycraft osteen come on bro we went from two dollars fifty cents to $5.99 okay minecraft username is

Sketchy we pre-made servers factions 1.8 pre-made okay can I please buy it now please check out okay don’t flag for being high-risk I’m a person take my money sixteen years or older I’m like 10 to implead order you are required to answer a secure dude I have 26 minutes you are

Wasting my time what was your first pet’s name Joe cool cool cool here we go I think it’s been done I think I just paid four dollars for tea and set up a subscribe god I better remember to cancel this next month oh my god I’m an idiot no okay

I just realized that I don’t remember what I made my password and I made my email a random email so I don’t know if I have any way of getting my server tell me there’s a way to get my server Oh what have I just done ah okay so I just

Went back on the recording I have it open right now I have 23 minutes left but basically I’m looking and this is the email I put hopefully that works and then I believe the password was that stay logged in please work no no no try

Again please Oh No wait why is this not working what have I done wrong okay slight problem this isn’t the same account okay great this is not going to plane it said that my access to that login was on my email but I entered some stupid email and I tagged into this when

I caught it I caught it I’ll just make a Gmail for myself all right okay with that name is what I use okay so I just made a gmail with the fake email because I need access to the server I really hope this works okay uh this is the email send reset

Link please oh my darn it this actually works I will have 8000 IQ where’s the email where’s the email – aha I mean yo alright let’s go no wait what the heck he’s a stupid password oh I got it I got it guys no my login is temporarily blocked no why

Come on no I’m just a bit ticket no God Skippy’s staff application why would I even ever apply for staff hey guys I have very limited time only 30 minutes probably less now I can’t get into my server because I don’t have my details for multi craft login because the server

Is being stupid and won’t let me login please unblock me thank you I just want to play on my server thanks priority hi submit ok ok thank you I hope they do something about it now I only have 19 minutes alright well I guess when all else fails yo yo yo yo yo

Can I get your help please yes thank you can I have a server that’s 1.8 right now like now because I need now very limited time thank you send IP I only have 17 minutes you know I really wish more time why did I only choose 30

Minutes and all my time he’s just trying to get an actual server I’m gonna have no time any updates ha ha ha ha ha la la la la la la la la 16 minutes 39 seconds give me like a [ __ ] do you want to delete this message Lily

Don’t say naughty word I can send like stickers sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker sticker and I have server now hello did you block me yeah I got it thank you now if I try and log into the server it’s a 1.8 world oh I remember this if

You have no idea what this is it’s probably a good thing all right I will just have 14 minutes that wasn’t a joke to make the best server I possibly can and open it up to the public let’s go we should probably start with you know a spawn point this actually

Looks kind of cool at the same time kinda awful if only I got that stupid already set up faction server I wouldn’t have to do any work all right we’re gonna do walls bedrock and for the floor I’m thinking we’ll keep it as glass oh he joined hi we’re gonna call it a

Spawn and now when players spawn in hi bastard what make this this one point what do you need nothing I just needed you to make a server that that was all really I only have 13 minutes you want to help okay sure okay big spawn look

Pretty I’ll go make the arena it’s kit pvp server only 13 minutes go right so I’m thinking this is a spawn point oh yes I think this is a spawn point and then the drop damage can be like here okay pretty spawn got it okay cool thank

You drop down they basically drop down here into hell bow what’s going on what’s happening why are we very limited time Oh what the heck alright then once they jump in the water they can play PvP the world is their oyster except I’m gonna make walls so it’s really not and

Then they’re just trapped so we gonna go all the way to bedrock and there’s the cage it looks pretty good I think this is a start to a successful new server I said do you think this server will be successful I want to know now you know I already knew he’s gonna

Say that you are so predictable you will see this server will do great oh it’s something cool it’s fun ah you are being useless I made barriers are you are you stupid this is the PvP arena oh speaking of that we only have 9 minutes nope Oh

Remake a PvP kit right now do it okay okay so the kit will be iron armor boop-boop-boop-boop iron sword sharp one some apples there we go 64 why not a bow with arrows that’s the case that’s the kid that is the kid that’s the kid make it into a cake all

Right eight minutes no more changes after that a PvP serve get PvP serve but why did you choose to put it on two lines here in one line here why one line then two lines okay kit pvp now put sign so they can get the kit and a choir you

Know I think I know how to do that you just do it PvP alright that Jesus Christ I think they can build no I earned it off they can’t only in arena you did Regis already good job see I’m not useless let’s start did you wake up order yup I

Did it all putting in work oh yeah try to give them an ender chest oh okay good thinking this is a spawn point and they can’t and it’s just one and it says to two more over here because they’re slow in the head they might need it anything else in seven minutes

Chop chop we need salt but how do they get money oh can I even restart the server with a plugin yes yes go hurry six minutes 20 seconds oh my god do you guys remember that ticket I made like a little bit ago they were played hold on

Let me see what they said I just write an email ah are you having any specific issues that we can they probably thought I was the idiot kid I’m not yes help me I just say good I said I wasn’t even expecting a response all right we’re

Joining back we’re turning back okay we have five minutes exactly quick let me tell you okay sounds good I made region so we’ll jump in the water and I’m gonna miss the water and die yay oh yeah they can’t PvP here yeah they can why not

Region o region flag PvP allowed now yes yes good good good good ah it didn’t work WTF what am I supposed to do this is why you don’t rely on other people stupid admin wait 4 minutes 4 minutes 4 I got it while you’re doing that I’ll play some water down here so

That they can jump down when they want a PvP you feel and then I’ll make some flat lands over here just so it’s good it’s like PvP and stuff you know sake grass there we go restarting again why again no three minutes okay okay okay all right

Oh he put hello world look what it says do shop okay okay okay bye one diamond sword for $100 it didn’t work shot broken no go through kit pvp okay alright good enough i yes two minutes I guess we’ll put ladders over here for the people who like doing ladder stuff I

Think this is pretty well set up I’m ready to get some kills oh the tiki guys were played again big ok great let me let me check out my ticket hello ass new surface I’m not really understanding apologies can’t you log into multi craft or into the server no you stupid I can’t

Watch it to multi craft that was the problem to begin with so give me my login submit’ dude whoever this guy is I love you I’m so sorry ah 50 seconds make a PvP oh yo we got online we’ve got that skills money dude it looks good you’re

Doing good I’m proud of you you know that even if we don’t have a shop I can have like an unnecessary amount of ender chests just everywhere oh I know I’ll make an afk pool alright alright FK pool okay so if they go afk you can

Chill in this pool we can’t do shop oh that’s fantastic and we’ll get fences so like goes in a circle that’s how it works right pretty sure it works like that and you can just chill and it takes you it doesn’t take you oh my god that’s the

Timer timer off time we’re gone no more time that’s it it’s done for okay now to open server it’s a pretty good server so other than the shop we did good I think yeah why not now to get players bite list off one sack and then we simply go

On this server don’t question it and just say this server IP lalalalala yes good that’s just been alerted 425 players all right cool I got players No cow but they are coming you’ve been hurt no of course not hello new player that’s that’s the first new player no no no no

No no say somewhere no oh no that’s for top rank yeah he sent somewhere good there’s no race on here he’s just survived ok ok kit pvp and I’m ready to white kit pvp 16 bows ok alright I’m ready to get some kills you feelin me

This is what I built this is my creation one of you won me losers is the flat land I made no one’s gonna kill me you see my perfect kill death ratio 0 deaths oh my god you came out nowhere oh oh oh oh you getting destroyed today you

Getting destroyed today we killed each other that counted as two kills and two deaths your plugins suck oh well we can see the server’s already lagging this is aids I agree stupids laggy server know this is a good service this is a good server let’s go

Again let’s go again last time we may have tied but this time it is all over Skippy your server is inactive with four people no it’s just a start to something great it’s the start shut up idiot it’s just the start why do we have like six

Hundred boats I don’t know he can’t make a simple kids that’s the problem but other than that you know quality you know kit pvp server I’m about to die but you know it’s all good it’s all good you can’t kill alright he told me by the server is really laggy you don’t donate

To team trees I donated like hundreds of dollars now I am stuck in the block what that I just types to pick wow I really hate this server it’s just so bad I thought 30 minutes would be enough time but it just clearly wasn’t ok at least

Let me kill this guy at least let me kill you if you’re gonna bully me so my goal here is just to kill him and then completely just tell him how much the server sucked and how bad he is at pvp even though I probably won’t get the

Kill but you know I can try this stupid laggy server you really suck stupid flag II server admin bad bad at pvp alright let’s do this that was just to scare him you feel me intimidation is a witch hello alright I’ve got this this is easy easy

Easy pvp oh oh oh am i a Michael no no no no no no no oh my god oh my god oh my god this is bad this I’m not good I’m not good I’m not good I’m not good I’m not good I all right that was it fair you kill me

LaVon not fair sucks to suck okay you know what I’m going back are you deaf you said you said hello why can’t I eat you boop boop ah yeah I’m up here high ground it’s like fortnight except minecraft cuz I’m better at killing and you have a

Better bow what the heck that’s not very fair you know what I’ll still kill you and win hahahaha okay I’m done with this server mega PvP is both on first and second it kills oh yeah yes stupid bad idiot admin what did I even do the server could be better

In so many ways you wouldn’t have even accomplished half of this yeah I would have done four times more I did majority of it alright well if you want me to do this again but with like an hour cuz this is stressful what’s an hour 60 so 60 dozen lights

Except I won’t get that so half that thirty thousand lights all right let me end it off on a kill goodbye what the heck dude ill mega pvp for admin kill him kill him for admin Joe head for admin not me alright goodbye goodbye bye-bye quick game you