I DIDN’T SPEEDRUN MINECRAFT (FULL FAKE 30 MIN RUN)

Foreign because literally the only thing worse than resetting after like five or ten minutes is resetting after like 40 minutes which I have done several times and is super [ __ ] annoying oh dude we got a monument in the distance right there you guys see that okay

Oh and we got a boat right in front of the thing let’s go say hi to my me and my bestie Julie hey oh Julia what’s up how we doing thank you for the donation oh that’s a good looking boat baby boy oh yes now as long as there’s some of that

Suspicious stew in this food chest it’s gonna make me happy oh just regular tasty carrots okay might as well make a pickaxe and an ax and a shuttle I can’t believe I got that much iron okay now straight that way I think is the monument I hope oh yeah there it is okay

Okay let’s go let’s go oh okay okay guys this part we got it in the bag I’m already gonna say go Danny go no mining fatigue and my boat is over there yes oh it’s okay we got carrots and I’m not afraid to use them hi to my sister brindlin Brynn

Brindlin hi Brendan okay there’s a portal down there that could be kind of cool cool stuff oh daddy oh there is some cool stuff okay How does that happen I don’t really understand how that happens I think it’s the magma where the boat where one the boat sinks but then also like pulls you down and I don’t really know how to get out of that foreign carrots kind of pog okay oh we got a magma Ravine baby

I think it’s safe to say we’re going to the nether and this is where Danny starts to get scared see let’s see let’s see can I get some Flint see this is how long it usually takes spend a half an hour here oh come do Papa come come to Papa please thank you

Ah dude I hate that [ __ ] the magma tosses you around like a little ragdoll link flunk blink blank blink blank oh did I do that right oh I think I did let’s go oh and look at this biome baby this is actually a pretty good biome to spawn in

Um because this is where a bunch of pigs hang out let’s go oh dude I huh okay those [ __ ] can really do some damage man especially since I started doing hardcore I run away from those [ __ ] fast okay yes Pig [ __ ] no usually I try to look for two

Pigs but I’m gonna take what I can get right now and if another one comes along then so be it there might be one up here there might be here we go That’s another trick I learned you’ll learn a lot from watching videos of speed runs oh okay as long as they give me pearls this is going so good let’s see what this little guy gave me oh dude eight eight and that’s exactly what you’re gonna

Answer when they ask you what I did on this stream eight Dude 14. okay and the good news is there is a spawner somewhere I Pace myself dude I am I feel like the adrenaline is like making me shake Okay negative Z no negative x no positive X no please negative Z okay that means it’s like diagonal which is kind of annoying so maybe negative Z now negative Z Negative X no what the hell where is it what the [ __ ] where the actual hell is it laughs um

Dude I got so many of these things only mackerel okay that’s good that they gave me strings so I can hopefully make beds sometimes you gotta do that while you’re navigating I don’t really know what to do man this is weird Um these [ __ ] just keep on coming with the good [ __ ] though I feel like I’m staring at my screen so apparently that my eyes hurt but I had such a good thing going for a second thank you thank you okay okay I need to figure out where this thing is okay okay it was positive X all along

Oh why did that not show up the first time that’s weird Do you think I could take all these oh my God I didn’t realize there were that many oh my god dude this is what are these things called hoglin This is hogland City Sometimes the best thing you can do is run I think it’s just this way

Hopefully I just end up seeing it eventually oh [ __ ] oh this is immaculate baby dude I told you if I could just get to the nether it would be over let’s go so I’ve learned that this is considered the good part of the Fortress where it’s open like this because

There’s more likely to be a um it can be like this it’s as long as it’s not like the brick on the roof too there’s more likely to be like a blaze spawner and a good one at that oh dude I can’t believe I’m right here right now Let’s go dude okay oh yes dude how is that this is where Danny starts to get even more scared it’s only gone this well a few times before did I tell you guys one time I got all the way to the um the what’s it called the stronghold

And I didn’t have enough end pearls to finish the portal it was one of the ones that requires like every single one to be filled and I only had like 10 and it required 12. oh [ __ ] hell dude do I don’t know where the portal is oh I did it but it

I didn’t put in the chat hold on hold on hold on did maybe does anyone in the chat know does anyone in the chat know where my did anybody see can anyone who’s watching this stream go back and Rewind and look at the coordinates of where the portal is I guess I came

I came here via positive x-axis maybe I can go back that way ah dude oh my God that would be so [ __ ] annoying if I couldn’t get back to the portal right now oh Okay please man this is going not good all of a sudden okay I still have some fire resistance so that’s good at least 110 oh [ __ ] 110 990 is that true 110 990. dude that would be so epic if that was true dude could you please just give me some

[ __ ] rods oh my God thank you I gotta be honest gang I’m scared Um okay I just need three more rods and then I’m gonna be out of here so fast on the plus side that’s a lot old yes no yes maybe this guy or this guy dang is there another spawner over here that I didn’t know about when were you guys gonna tell me about

This spawner please please come on okay this guy for sure how is this possible how is this possible I swear some people can do it by killing just eight blazes I feel like I’ve killed 200. yes yes yes yes yes yes dude okay now we just gotta find our way back

Which I think it was pretty much just along the x-axis I think at least that’s where the pigs were and I don’t I didn’t have to travel far to get there okay I pretty much came from this way I think I hope oh guys I’m really bad at placing blocks down fast

I don’t know how people make it look so easy sometimes they just like not me when I do that [ __ ] they’re gonna oh they’re gonna go everywhere I thought that it was this way okay yes dude no [ __ ] way no [ __ ] way dude ah okay guys is this the farthest I’ve gotten on

Stream okay Now watch how a pro finds the [ __ ] thing by wandering aimlessly for 20 minutes dude this is so crazy okay so if you don’t know what’s going on now I’m trying to find the stronghold which contains the end uh portal um and you throw the Eyes of Ender and

They show you what direction it’s in so right now it’s at this angle whatever I’m at negative 5.4 negative 5.4 and at some point I’ll probably get to I’ll probably throw it and it will be behind me which will mean I’ve passed it and I sort of just like zero in on it

Like so there’s no way this is going so well right now I need to focus Mushroom Island the [ __ ] yeah I guess that that just happened sometimes in this game sometimes it’s a mushroom Island you can’t do [ __ ] about it I feel like I’m like not gonna talk for the rest of the

Stream because I’m so nervous about [ __ ] this all up right now but I can talk right now there’s nothing to [ __ ] up right now I’ve got 16 Ender Eyes of Ender nothing could ever go wrong nothing could ever go wrong okay maybe I’ll throw another one real quick okay

And it’s still this way pretty much the exact same angle I was going okay cool the other tricky thing is that sometimes these things break um so you kind of have to start with more than you think you’ll need the Ender Portal has 12 slots that you have to fill with these things

Excuse me but usually some of them are full so you need 12 at most but rarely 12. just um you only need 12 the one time I get there and then you need 12. but anytime anyone else does it you don’t oh that’s it right there oh dude whoa

Sometimes it can spawn in the water and you can just see it usually you have to dig for it but right now it’s right here dude and sometimes if you’re lucky you can find the actual room where the freaking portal is because this thing is kind of a maze

Kind of a maze balls oh that might be it is it uh only one way to find out dude if this was it I’m gonna jump for joy oh no this is the library okay well this is good actually because I think I need I think I need some spider web depending

Which we’ll do I have 14 yeah I probably want some spider web spiderweb can make a mixed string which makes wool which I need to make beds which I need to kill the Ender Dragon oh my god dude dude I’m giddy right now if I [ __ ] up on that Dragon part oh okay

Yes okay I think that’s enough because I have that okay one two okay five beds hopefully that’s enough oh okay someone said just win it’s not that hard yeah okay now that I can get behind that’s the kind of mentality I needed this whole time okay definitely need to be not

Getting whoa dude okay holy cow how many do I need not that many dude oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God okay this part is actually no I’m not gonna say that I was gonna I was about to jinx myself

And I’m not going to do that I cannot believe I’m doing this okay I have to put down place play please [ __ ] please okay and now now we have to wait for the dragon to like perch or whatever so we look out for a very specific movement

That the dragon does where they like Snap their neck they’re gonna go around like the far Tower and do that is that it oh oh are they gonna do it oh oh baby dude okay what the dude what what what what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]

Do my oh my God what the [ __ ] I’ve never done that oh my god I’ve never I’ve never done that even one time what the [ __ ] I’ve done all the parts individually but I didn’t think I could do it all together like that 30 minutes holy [ __ ] dude