I Fooled My Friend with FAKE Minecraft Speedrun

My mate luke reckons he can out speed run me in a block game so i’ve rigged an entire fake world with op loot to set a world record and make luke rage three two one go go go games on that tree that tree is absolutely mine yes let’s go we get the tree

I don’t know but i just got him he’s dead it doesn’t make any sense are you telling me a red sheep spawn on this island where you at luke because i have a crafting table and uh i’m making myself some stuff i’m just collecting some sand what do you think why are you

Collecting sand breakfast and potions what are you doing for potions i need them for later for what do you mean for later get some wood damn it this is speedrun find some wood i’m looking and i do not see anything other than this island bro all right don’t mind me just start

Taking every sapling then all right grab that let’s grab this brush i need to make myself a flotation device please i need floaties i can’t swim all right flotation device required and uh lucky i hope you have a nice time on this island but i am out of here we speed running

Boys get in the boat let’s run let’s go bro there any more trees left like please man except uh luke isn’t that lucky i removed every tree on this island so looky boy has no place to go wait which way did you go again was it

Bro i’m not sure but that doesn’t matter because i just docked on land let’s do this and i see a village speed run is just going so perfectly for me right now dude this is going to take forever what are you doing wait what are you swimming are you actually going to swim

The whole way you’re going to be swimming for so long i’m literally at a village have you even got wood yet is have you done anything anything i’m stuck in an ocean i just see squids what do you mean well then just kill the squids bros like squid game

Oh my lord this village is so rare i’m gonna be bonking the ender dragon soon bro look at this i’m moving like dream i just got some diamonds i got a shields yeah there’s a dolphin please give me speed please fam yes let’s go we’re human now yeah as you can guess the

Village was also fake so uh luke what you up to man hello i’m under the water please help me what do you mean you’re under the water dude there’s no way you’re drowning yourself bro then get out of the water 17 hours long did i forget to mention

This is a speed run my guy bro just let me take my own speed okay what luke doesn’t know is that this entire world is an ocean besides the one piece of land that i know about of course screw this this stage sucks yo is that a

Shipwreck let’s go big brain time i’m coming for you ethan i’ve got my wood now all right inventory sorry let’s go see what the nasty nasty hobos have to give me for trades oh god damn uh luke i don’t want to well i don’t want to make

You scared but uh this guy’s trades three dirt for a sharpness 10 netherrite sword and a one do it for 64 obsidian bro no wait that’s cat uh it’s not capped because i literally have it right here dude this is crazy all right i need

To dig up some dirt asap i gotta craft myself i shovel what are you up to luke how are you doing some copper so i think i’m the winner here you got some copper dude you’re moving like dream that’s a mad speedrun tactic copper kills the ender dragon

Instantly you must know something we don’t yeah dude you don’t know my tricks bro dude it’s not a trick you need to get a move on because i’m gonna trash you in this bro give me the little give me the loot villager please your trades are so

Good all right let’s uh let’s just do this thanks for the uh thanks for that uh one two three thanks for the nether alright alright that’ll do that’ll do i’m ready i’m out of here nether portal made time to acquire that yummy yummy flavor and start off i’m gonna use this

Unpatched method that always works yo wait let’s go what do you mean unpleasant This portal because oh it’s that easy just abandon my shaft is loaded bro what are you doing it’s crazy huh you’re actually speed running you’re literally not being slow wait how did you get here oh hey luke nice you’re finally here what was that about being quick fam because i i’d have

My blazers i’m ready to go this doesn’t make any sense how did you get here what why what do you mean i built a portal spawn on the only fortress nearby and collected all the blaze roads i needed i’m so where’s the blaze spoiler oh that

Yeah i kind of broke it uh you realize it’s a speed run competition luke sees got my rods now easy clap let’s go find those e pearls i’m getting some uh some enderman tingles up here my indie senses are tingling i’m i’m smelling some delicious don’t mind me guys just keep doing your

Thing all right i’m feeling like there’s going to be some wow i can’t believe i got so lucky i found an enderman wink wink oh my gosh bro i got her so many do but how that’s impossible well i saw one enderman and it’s obviously the new patch i’ve got

Looting on my sword so it just gave me like 16 ender pearls from one enderman you know how it is bro no why bro just believe me because i’ve done it you better you better speed yourself up boy because i’m gonna win this race bro i’m

Going as fast as i can bro i got myself 15 eyes of ender let’s go all right now let’s just chuck one of these down and it went down luke i’m literally above the stronghold bro okay that’s it this is just clearly a lock based game we may

As well be playing snakes or ladders or something for snakes and ladders you’d still be slowing that you’re just not made for speed running bright still win that all right just don’t mind me i’m gonna go mine down into my stronghold so i can go to the end i hold high hold

It’s off to the end we go bro i found some skeletons in the nether let’s go bro that’s crazy well i just found uh i just found the portal bro bro no way oh my god well uh it’s off to the end for me luke uh have a fun time in this

Lovely overworld get off me silver fish go away you spiky fish all right and what the you know what a babaji let’s go oh look at this bastion i found oh my gosh how old is this fall near the right i’m already far out this is 20. all

Right time to dip up this ender dragon let’s go all right we’ll run around here dude my loot is just so ep let me just quickly eat a golden apple as my food sauce because you know as you do just normal things let me hold this hoe that

Gives me literally more hearts okay this speed run is just going so perfectly all right and let’s just shoot ourselves a crystal and bang yo one arrow 12 crystals bro dream can only dream that was insane all right now it’s just time to dip this dragon up so let’s

Just uh shoot it once okay guys that is literally your leader there is just no need to chase it like that all right and do i suck why can’t i hit her oh my god i didn’t even know i had that all right give me that potion effect

Holy moly i’m gonna die from fold up no i can fly out okay i can’t fly that long all right where is this thing where is this thing bang shooter bang shooter i think my fpv is so high how i can’t even see her right there we go bang another

One call me the american sniper okay don’t don’t mind the shots that i’m missing yes another one and another one and another one brothers is still going to take forever even with this op loot it’s literally the most relaxed fight i’ve ever had with the ender dragon she’s just flying around it’s okay

That’s not relaxed that’s that’s not cool i thought we had a thing going here man i would shoot you you would do nothing about it it was gonna be great come back here i just need to hit you yes all right she’s one she’s one okay

Final one and i kill her and then i beat luke we’re about to dip that bot up okay time for my comeback what do you mean time for your comeback luke what what are you on about what luke yo what is up dude that’s all right there is absolutely no

No stay away from me how did you get to me in 30 seconds that doesn’t make any sense like there is no way it’s okay bro you are capping you’re absolutely cheating i do not believe you bro you would never cheat dude i’m that’s got dream luck i got dream like

Bro what can i say that bastion was open you have full netherride that makes no sense ow ow ow what no what where am i impulse impulse no i don’t have any gg